dick cheney is a robot

[george]

or so says the weekly world news.

[Miss Modular]

I saw that in the grocery aisle this afternoon.

[kellychaos]

He's being moved to the "Hall of Presidents" animitronics exhibit at Disneyland at the close of the current administration.

[El Blanco]

Anybody see the SNL skit with Darrel Hannah as the veep? I think it was a few weeks after 9-11 while everyone was wondering where Cheney was, and apparently, he was hunting down al Queda in Afghanistan.

This whole thing reminds me of how he went on a rant about his pace maker during it.

[ArrowX]

GOD I love the weekly world news I have one with an article that has the REAL reason the US Droped the ATOM bomb on japan.

Because they were genetically engineering Godzila and 2 Rodans :lol

[El Blanco]

Oh, no. The best was when they claimed that the WMD were found. They even had pictures........of Velociraptors attacking US soldiers.

Apparently, Saddam was breeding dinosaurs.

[ArrowX]

rofl

[george]

my favorite is still the Osama and Saddam gay wedding.

every time i saw it, i laughed out loud.

[Immortal Goat]

"GAY ALIENS FOUND IN UFO WRECK!! They died in one last loving embrace"

or

"CATHOLIC CHURCH MAKING LOW CARB COMMUNION WAFERS"

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I saw one today in the store "Bigfoot baby found on doorstep of neverland ranch" Michael will fuck it. :(