HATEFUL CHRIS CONTEST HAS ENDED! [Archive]

Mockery

Mar 4th, 2003, 12:22 AM

Ahh, our first game feature in quite a while. You guys are surely going to love this one, because it's based on many of the things you find here on I-Mockery... ravers, goths, preppies, corporate bastards, and much more. Only difference is, in this game, you get to kill them in many delightfully evil ways.

In addition to Dr. Boogie's dandy in-depth look at this twisted game, I'm pleased to announce the latest I-Mockery contest. The good people at Furious Entertainment have given me an extra fully registered copy of Hateful Chris on CD to give out to one lucky winner.

All you have to do to win it is draw Hateful Chris in your own style and have him BRUTALIZING whatever person/thing you hate most in this world. All the details/requirements for this contest can be found at the end of Dr. Boogie's review.

HATEFUL CHRIS "NEVER SAY BUY" GAME FEATURE AND CONTEST! -by Dr. Boogie:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Game-Features/HatefulChris

Enjoy the review and good luck with the contest!

-RoG-

James

Mar 4th, 2003, 01:18 AM

I'm still working on my zombie drawing. >:

Zomboid

Mar 4th, 2003, 01:28 AM

I entered and failed horribly last time but I knew I would...so I might try this time >:

Mar 4th, 2003, 05:03 AM

Hm... I think I'm gonna enter the contest this time. That game does look pretty damn fun.

Ninjavenom

Mar 4th, 2003, 06:11 AM

I know i'm entering. Several times. :)

pjalne

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:11 AM

Wow... that game looks like it kicks serious ass.

Blackjack

Mar 4th, 2003, 07:19 AM

Ha-HA! I have a great contest idea already!

Mockery

Mar 4th, 2003, 11:24 AM

It's definitely an interesting game with some great weapons and a really cool theme. I love the way it's drawn too. And speaking of how it's drawn, I'm really looking forward to seeing all of your entries.

Remember: Contest entry deadline is April 1st!

Ninjavenom

Mar 4th, 2003, 02:54 PM

Are we allowed to post them here, or do we have to wait until after the contest?

Mockery

Mar 4th, 2003, 03:15 PM

Nah, don't post 'em. Please wait until after the contest. And please don't PM me your entries. Send all entries to webmaster@i-mockery.com

Rongi

Mar 4th, 2003, 06:16 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/game-features/zsx/contest/livingood-zombie.gif

I don't know why, but this is my favorite entry from the last contest.

pissed off salesman

Mar 8th, 2003, 08:21 PM

are you going to resize them so people can see them clearly? also are you going to review the drawings like in the other contests?

Mockery

Mar 9th, 2003, 04:44 PM

are you going to resize them so people can see them clearly? also are you going to review the drawings like in the other contests?

Yes on both counts. :)

AChimp

Mar 9th, 2003, 05:27 PM

I might enter if I can find the time. :(

Mar 9th, 2003, 05:37 PM

Well, my entry's in the mail.

AChimp

Mar 9th, 2003, 05:51 PM

I hope it gets lost like WPP. >:

Hey, anything to increase my chances. :(

Mockery

Mar 9th, 2003, 06:03 PM

FS: Entry received. :rock

AChimp

Mar 9th, 2003, 06:10 PM

SHIT. :(

pissed off salesman

Mar 9th, 2003, 07:49 PM

uh mock how do i decrease the kb size because i have my entries but one is 1.13mb and 822kb

Mockery

Mar 9th, 2003, 08:47 PM

Try getting a copy of Ulead Smartsaver Pro. I believe they have a free trial demo you can download on their site.

LegoLars

Mar 10th, 2003, 09:59 AM

Im gonna get home and start working on this right away!
i don't have any ideas, but I think that it will come naturally.

I hate myself for not entering the zombie contest, so i will NOT
miss out on this one.

:/

I entered the mutsu drawing contest and that was great fun, that punchout glove of mine r0xx3d.

MaskedMonk

Mar 11th, 2003, 12:23 AM

also are you going to review the drawings like in the other contests?
I only saw the zombie contest. Are there others?

Mockery

Mar 15th, 2003, 11:26 AM

15 DAYS LEFT TO ENTER. CONTEST ENDS APRIL 1ST.

MaskedMonk

Mar 17th, 2003, 12:44 AM

Hey, did you successfully get mine (AngeloGM@aol.com, titled Chris vs. Furries)? The place I uploaded it to seems to have stopped working, so if you don't have it saved somewhere I guess I'll either attach it or upload it somewhere else.

Mockery

Mar 17th, 2003, 02:08 AM

I don't save any entries that people give me links to until the last day of the contest, so if you didn't attach it as an actual file and the place that hosted it took it down, I would definitely suggest resending it to me as an attachment this time.

-RoG-

Helm

Mar 17th, 2003, 10:57 AM

Might enter if I find someone I hate enough for Hateful Chris to kill. No luck so far.

pissed off salesman

Mar 17th, 2003, 02:25 PM

did my real entries come in mock?

James

Mar 17th, 2003, 03:43 PM

I just downloaded the demo, to see if it was worth sending something in for the contest. Exactly how far are you supposed to be able to get?

Cap'n Crunch

Mar 19th, 2003, 04:45 PM

I remember at the old boards you had a fat guy with shit in his face. Why don't you get that one back. If you don't no one will.

Mockery

Mar 19th, 2003, 05:45 PM

Might enter if I find someone I hate enough for Hateful Chris to kill. No luck so far.

Doesn't have to be a person, it can be just a random object or cartoon character or whatever. Knock yourself out.

I just downloaded the demo, to see if it was worth sending something in for the contest. Exactly how far are you supposed to be able to get?

Not sure, I haven't played the demo in a long time so I can't say for sure.

Cap'n Crunch, stop posting off-topic drivel.

James

Mar 19th, 2003, 08:25 PM

I talked to Trixie, and I'm supposed to get to the rooftop. But I can't figure out how. So I have to assume the demo stops there without any hint that it's over. Thus making it the worst demo ever.

Or, I actually can get further, but can't figure it out. Thus making it the worst game ever. Next to A Boy and his Blob, that is.

Mockery

Mar 19th, 2003, 08:36 PM

Or you're just incapable of playing a game that poses any kind of challenge.

James

Mar 19th, 2003, 08:38 PM

Well, if you play the demo again, let me know how it's done. There's a lever for the Fire Escape, so I can lower a ladder to climb. How to reach it, I don't know.

Still, the game itself seems rather amusing, but it's hard to tell how much enjoyment I'd get out of the full game.

Mockery

Mar 21st, 2003, 04:10 PM

Doubt I'll play the demo again since I have the full version. Haven't had the chance to play that one in a while either, so I can't say I remember.

10 DAYS LEFT TO ENTER THE CONTEST! START SENDING IN YOUR ENTRIES SOON IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY! ENTER AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE!

Anonymous

Mar 21st, 2003, 04:23 PM

I'd enter if the prize didn't have a cash value of only $10

I'd buy the game if it weren't a whole $10

:(

Ninjavenom

Mar 21st, 2003, 06:06 PM

No excuses, enter the contest you gutter sluts. >:
You don't wany ME to win. If you'd seen what i sent in, you'd understand the threat. >:

Mockery

Mar 21st, 2003, 07:40 PM

It's not like it takes long to come up with something funny. Besides, most of the entries for these contests aren't particularly amazing drawings, they're just funny ideas. Probably won't take most people any longer than it takes them to photoshop an image... and even if ya don't win the cool game, your piece gets shown to the thousands o' people that will be viewing the results.

Cap'n Crunch

Mar 23rd, 2003, 05:12 PM

Cap'n Crunch, stop posting off-topic drivel.

I like my off-topic drivel. :(

Cap'n Crunch

Mar 23rd, 2003, 05:14 PM

The drawing of the game looks like the characters on The Oblongs on Adult Swim.

Ninjavenom

Mar 25th, 2003, 09:26 PM

this game is fun. :)

I sent in 7. Get crackin', bitches. >:

Mockery

Mar 25th, 2003, 10:20 PM

Time is running out and I'm not seeing too many entries from members of the forums, even though plenty of you are funny and I'm sure you could come up with some great Hateful Chris murderific pieces. Send in those entries soon!

webmaster@i-mockery.com

pissed off salesman

Mar 26th, 2003, 03:10 PM

did you receive the e-mail with my real entrys mock?

Mockery

Mar 26th, 2003, 03:49 PM

edit: nevermind. yeah I have your entries.

Cap'n Crunch

Mar 26th, 2003, 04:32 PM

Mock, did you get my cake piece?

Pub Lover

Mar 27th, 2003, 01:32 AM

...plenty of you are funny...

Either Mock is thinking of another set of forums, or he has some excellent shit filters. :eek

Mockery

Mar 27th, 2003, 03:03 AM

Nah I'm just basing it on past entries from members of the I-Mockery forums.

Blackjack

Mar 27th, 2003, 09:19 AM

Right, I've got me an idea. Hateful Chris will be not only killing off someone universally hated BUT ALSO solving a 4 year old mystery in the process!

Now if that wasn't a clue, I don't know what is!

Mockery

Mar 28th, 2003, 02:44 PM

Looking forward to seeing this idea of yours brought to life. Remember, you've only got a few days left.

APRIL 1ST DEADLINE!

Spectre X

Mar 28th, 2003, 02:47 PM

I'm just going to draw a unch of people getting horribly mauled by Chris, because I hate a lot of people. >:

Mockery

Mar 28th, 2003, 02:48 PM

That's fine, the more slaughtered the better.

Spectre X

Mar 28th, 2003, 02:50 PM

You guys can't see it, but I'm smiling an evil "awaiting carnage" like grin. :awaitingcarnagelikegrin

Spectre X

Mar 28th, 2003, 04:17 PM

I just sent my first submission and I just finished my second one. :)

Cap'n Crunch

Mar 28th, 2003, 10:15 PM

Can I make him killing the I-Mockery team? I know how to draw you really well. Yoink!

Blackjack

Apr 1st, 2003, 12:59 PM

Right, just e-mailed my entry to ya, Rog!

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 1st, 2003, 11:59 PM

Is the contest over?

Pub Lover

Apr 2nd, 2003, 12:30 AM

The close time was midnight EST, therefore, yes, the contest is over.

Mockery

Apr 2nd, 2003, 12:43 AM

Right, just e-mailed my entry to ya, Rog!

Haven't received your entry yet man, hopefully it'll arrive soon. I'm gonna start working on the entry results page and judging them.

Results should be posted in the next day or so. I've got a job thing to go to tomorrow (finally got some more freelance web work) and after that I'll be home working on getting the entries ready for everyone to see.

-RoG-

Professor Cool

Apr 2nd, 2003, 12:47 AM

I hope you got mine in time..

Mockery

Apr 2nd, 2003, 12:49 AM

Indeed I did :)

Professor Cool

Apr 2nd, 2003, 12:51 AM

Horray for me...

I think :/

Blackjack

Apr 2nd, 2003, 07:08 AM

Rog, I sent it too ya again just in case the first one got lost in the mists of cyberspace

Mockery

Apr 2nd, 2003, 07:19 AM

Still have not received it.

Are you sending it to webmaster@i-mockery.com ? If so, you might want to use a different email account or something, because I haven't seen any emails from you at all. :/