View Full Version : question for all yall pothead folks
Rongi
Jun 19th, 2004, 04:14 PM
my friend Del, whom is a jamaican, came over my house one day. i noticed he was acting very strange. he went into my yard and planted something in one of the pots and told me to water it every day. so i did it foolishly and wouldn't you know it, it's good ol marijuana.
i don't want to destroy it though. neither do i want to smoke it. i kinda want to just grow it for fun. how do you grow these kind of things? do they need a lot of sun or water? and just out of curiousity, how can you tell if it's good weed? i heard that if it has flowers it's no good and i should just throw it away.
Rongi
Jun 19th, 2004, 04:15 PM
Ps. no morons please. serious replies would be appreciated.
GADZOOKS
Jun 19th, 2004, 04:20 PM
I'm...calling the cops.
Alive
Jun 19th, 2004, 04:21 PM
Dont let anyone see that plant (like the police) the bigger they grow, the longer your gonna spend time behind bars! your in the city that never sleeps, is that l.a.? if so copters (police) have a special camera i believe, that can detect marijuana vegatation from a very far distance... right down to a single leaf!
Matt Harty
Jun 19th, 2004, 04:23 PM
For starters, get that shit inside.
GADZOOKS
Jun 19th, 2004, 04:24 PM
LA is the city of angels.
No morons, please.
da blob
Jun 19th, 2004, 04:28 PM
NYC, right ?
soundtest
Jun 19th, 2004, 04:29 PM
unless it's in an area secluded from public view, i would definitely suggest bringing that shit inside too... you're in the u.s. - from what i understand they don't fuck around!
but to answer your question, unless you want to set up some hydroponic operation with industrial lighting, take care of it pretty much how you would a regular plant. lots of lighting is good, but not too much water if i recall correctly. marijuana plants either develop as male or female... females develop the 'buds' which can be smoked, so if you want to actually grow smokable pot the plant must be a female, which (as far as i know), you can only tell once the plant is already somewhat grown. you can tell if it's good weed usually if the buds smell strong (a sweet or 'skunky' smell is a good indicatory), or if they are sticky with a lot of crystal-like material on them. these indicators aren't guarantees though - smoking a bit is obviously the best way to determine quality.
i'm no expert though - i grew some in my old apartment once and it wasn't that great. my roommates know like everything though, so if there's anything specific you want to know i can find out for ya.
Rongi
Jun 19th, 2004, 04:29 PM
first of all, alive, you're a fucking moron.
and matt it's inside
someone named fartin mowler5000 aimed me and told me that fertilizer will make it taste funny
Rongi
Jun 19th, 2004, 04:32 PM
soundtest, it has a sort of skunky smell but it's not sticky. it smells a lot like del's house even. i guess i'll buy a heater. i saw del growing some once and he had a lot of heaters around it and a spray bottle near it.
James
Jun 19th, 2004, 04:38 PM
I heard that watering it with chocolate milk makes the bud strong as fuck.
GADZOOKS
Jun 19th, 2004, 04:39 PM
strong as fuck.
That reminds me, your a virgin!
Alive
Jun 19th, 2004, 04:51 PM
Just trying to instill the "white knuckle grip" of paranoia in an allready obvious moron, you know, the "every set of headlights behind you is a cop" :lol
Rongi
Jun 19th, 2004, 04:59 PM
you're a moron because you think the city that never sleeps is La.
and there is also nothing about you that says interesting.
Cap'n Crunch
Jun 19th, 2004, 05:04 PM
loo @ jamaican friend :lol
Rongi
Jun 19th, 2004, 05:06 PM
i fail to see the humor
oh wait you're a racist.
huond
Jun 19th, 2004, 05:10 PM
does he go bobsledding on the weekends ;(
Cap'n Crunch
Jun 19th, 2004, 05:10 PM
it's a stereotype because he is black and from jamaica and he has pot plants and it makes it funny :kik
Rongi
Jun 19th, 2004, 05:16 PM
does he go bobsledding on the weekends ;(
that was a good movie :(
huond
Jun 19th, 2004, 05:18 PM
yeah :(
Perndog
Jun 19th, 2004, 06:26 PM
Everyone from Jamaica is black :rolleyes
And weed smoking in Jamaica is like underage drinking in America. Just about everyone does it, and the cops usually have better things to worry about.
So a black Jamaican smoking weed isn't really a stereotype..it's just the way things are.
ProfessorCool
Jun 19th, 2004, 08:14 PM
And because of Jamacia's abundance of snow, they just have to bobsled.
ArrowX
Jun 19th, 2004, 10:18 PM
....I smoked pot once
Emu
Jun 19th, 2004, 10:32 PM
and you probably coughed your fucking lung out
Hobo Renee
Jun 20th, 2004, 01:12 AM
my favorite part of the post was his incorrect use of the word "whom."
James
Jun 20th, 2004, 01:18 AM
I heard that watering it with chocolate milk makes the bud strong as fuck.
ArrowX
Jun 20th, 2004, 03:11 AM
and you probably coughed your fucking lung out
I later found out that iw was indeed bits of sponge soaked in toner :(
But later i did real pot then in a stupid thingy I tried to jump over a fire pit. needless to say....
Command Prompt
Jun 20th, 2004, 04:10 AM
I could tell you everything you need to know, but I got stoned and forgot :lol
ArrowX
Jun 20th, 2004, 12:02 PM
now :LOL would be an over statement I would just gow with your average :) or :lol2
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