mr adventure told me lotida was a lesbo???

[Jixby Phillips]

:x :x :x gross weve had a lesbo talking to us the whole time

girl syou better protect your vaginas while lotida is on the prowl :x :x :x

[Jixby Phillips]

ps please don't ban me i'm just posting what i heard and i htink that we all ahve the right to know peple might want to bring their KIDS here and they might not be comfortable bring them into this envirotnment you know what i mean

godbless

[MrAdventure]

i saw it lotida went to ross dress for less and i saw her hold up a plaid shirt to her chest and she thought it looked *ggood*

[MrAdventure]

guys this just in i saw lotida at the grocery store and she scratched her butt (i thikn she pulled her underwear out of her butt too but i was too grossed out ot double chekc!) in front of everyone :x :x :x

[GADZOOKS]

Did she have a mullet?

[Jixby Phillips]

i heard she got a job to messure little girls for party dresses so she can touch all the vaginas!!

[MrAdventure]

hey gusy i heard lotida did drugs so her parents would send her to military academy so she could do push ups all day

[GADZOOKS]

She also works at a Bicycle shop Called Dykes on Bykes.

Ok, i got that joke from Rosie O Donnel.

[Jixby Phillips]

are we absolutely sure that GADZOOKS isn't kind of you know :/ :/ lesbish :/

[MrAdventure]

hey everyone dont believe lotida she'll say shes bisexual but thats just so the guys will buy her dinner!!!

[Jixby Phillips]

:lol doesn't she know bisexual means you have two penises :lol sounds like shes trying to imprses THE LADIES :lol

[GADZOOKS]

woah now, jixby. :hypno

I hear lotida's a racist too. She hates Jews and people from Madagascar. She calls them Miggers.

[MrAdventure]

hey lotida remember when you told me that you pretended that your pillow was a vagina and you would be all "likc lick lick" hahaha well guess what now everyone knows

[Jixby Phillips]

when lotida tries to come in and talk to us lets not even talk to her lets pretend that shes not even there :conspiracy

[MrAdventure]

hey lotida when was the last time you had a boyfriend was it oh i dont know never

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.japanish.org/mt/photo/sm_Licking.jpg

hey look its lotida licking her vagina pillow :lol

except shes waaaaaay fatter than this! :lol

[MrAdventure]

oh thats wow thats gross lotida! hey everyone when lotida was a little girl in church she would cup her hands together like a vagina and pray for vaginas

[GADZOOKS]

One time a girl asked her what nationality she was and she said "AMERICAN, YOU?" and the other girl said "Im lebanese" and then she said "well let's skip the chit chat and go right on with the SEX ;)"

Racist and Gay :hangman

[MrAdventure]

hye eveyrone i heard lotida woke up at six am in her flannel pajamas so that she could look at the fred meyer bra ads before her parents knew about it!!!

[GADZOOKS]

She thought Butch Cassidy was sexy until she found out he was a man.

[Jixby Phillips]

wheres lotida anyway? maybe shes too chicken to face us? :rolleyes or maybe shse got her foot stuck in a lady's butthole from having sick pervert sex :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

She probably did a winnie the pooh and got her head stuck in someone's honey pot.

And by honey pot, i mean another lesbian's vagina.

[Jixby Phillips]

i bet she watches the l-word and wishes they were all girls :lol

[GADZOOKS]

And the ellen degeneres talk show.

[MrAdventure]

hey lotida i remember when you were in class you made a valentine for a fat girl :x :x

[MrAdventure]

hey lotida do you remember that time i found your diary and i read it ou loud and it said "i wish i had another girls vagina to touch with my fingers and possibly my tongue"

[GADZOOKS]

I Googled Lesbian and this is what i got

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005NRQO.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Fuck you Lotida, you ruined Eddie Murphy's carrer.

Edit: Sorry Mock for posting pornography :(

[Jixby Phillips]

"It's Hell Being Mel" more like its hell being lotida always wishing i had a vagina in my mouth all the time :rolleyes

[MrAdventure]

hey lotida remember that time you wished the laffy taffy mystery flavor was caucasian c*nt and you spilled the beans about it to me because you wont leave me alnoe

[MrAdventure]

i bet when the governemnt lets lotida get married i bet shell kiss her life partners vagina instead of her mouth and the govrenment will be waiting outside with a gun to her head make her get a divorce

[GADZOOKS]

Yeah, it's not like she's a real woman or anything.

[PILLOWFIGHT]

you guys i fgo to an all girl school and there are some lesbians and i KNOW how to handle thsi just liseten to mel...

ok if she asks you something like "hayy i like ur hair or kewl shoes" just prentend like you dont hear her ps if your nt sure lesbians usually cover up themselves by being "goth:" and then dont brush their hair or anything and they look at you for too long

and also regular girls be VERy careful especially if you have short hair lesbians LOVE that :/ boys if you try to ask her out shell be all "uuhh srry im not allowed to date.. (GROSS a boy)" and they look very frumpy put on a skirt for once isn your life....

[whoreable]

i bet lotida has pictures of vaginas on her desk at work(yuou know istead of loved ones)

[MrAdventure]

you guys remember when lotida tried to apply for a job at the lumber mill so she had an excuse to cut her hair rela dumb and wear flannrel *all day* haha well i do

[kellychaos]

:chainwallet :(

[Lotida]

Jixby.....I can't believe you dedicated an entire thread to little ole' me!! I'm so excited!! I love knowing that you have been thinking about me while I was away!! You're the best!! :love

:bestthread

[Sajuuk]

:loo

[Esuohlim]

Oh fuck, run

[huond]

sorry lotiada, jixby is a dude

[FartinMowler]

I met a lesbian once, she didn't like me very much :/

[whoreable]

I bet if lotida had her way she would change our national bird from the bald eagle to a blad vagina

[Lotida]

First of all.....Jixby cuts his hair to look like a penis. Then, it's quite amusing that when the board starting posting porn it was cocks that was posted first! Now you have a problem with Lesbians and think that is an insult to me?

In reality, you little virgin boys would give your left nut to see some hot girl on girl action.

Carry on boys your making my day!! :love

[Lotida]

I bet if lotida had her way she would change our national bird from the bald eagle to a blad vagina

If your going to play along dickmunch at least make a literate sentence! What exactly is a BLAD?

[Esuohlim]

You would know haha

[Lotida]

You would know haha

:conspiracy

[Esuohlim]

Hey Lodita is it true that in high school you always dropped your pencil in class just so you could get a look at the girl that sat next to you and her legs? :x

[Immortal Goat]

OMG her avatar has big boobs I bet she stares at them all the timewishing they were real haha

[MrAdventure]

hey lotida remember that oen time you made a pinata that looked like a naked lady and youtold everyone you adn your wife were going to hit it with d*ldos after you got married :-* :-*

[Lotida]

I don't have to play dumb schoolboy games......all I have to do is ask. Don't be so jealous! :)

[kellychaos]

Lesbians are all rage except for the fat ones.

[Esuohlim]

Oldita do you get out of the shower and then pass by the mirror and start trying to kiss the vagina in the mirror but get frustrated when it keeps moving out of the way.

[MrAdventure]

hey guys i saw lotida driving a volkswagen with a license plate that read "vagina" and she had a bumper stick that said "my other car is a vagina" :-x :x

[Lotida]

Are you writing these gems down Outhouse? You could make a fortune. :)

What else ya got?

[kellychaos]

That would indeed be frustrating.

[Lotida]

Someone please tag MrAdventure. He has lost his steam....NEXT!

[MrAdventure]

i heard lotida grows a moustahce *on purpose*

[MrAdventure]

haha hey guys do you remember that one time lotida cried because all the ticktes for the show "the vagina monologues" were sold out

[Immortal Goat]

Mr. Adventure hsan't lost his steam hes as funny as he ever was unlike you who likes to pet the pussy if you know what I mean

[kellychaos]

:MoustacheRides :(

[MrAdventure]

hey guys did you hear i found lotida practicing how to take off a bra with her best friend and lotida tried to kiss her best friend but her best friend puked and ran home :x :x :x

[Lotida]

Mr. Adventure hsan't lost his steam hes as funny as he ever was unlike you who likes to pet the pussy if you know what I mean

MrAdventure was never funny....ever, ever, ever! He doesn't even come close. Since when are lame attempts at humor funny?

Would you be insulted if I said you like to stroke the Cock.....if you know what I mean!

[Immortal Goat]

I heard she works in the little girls department at JC Penny so she can help little girls take off their clothes in dressing rooms so she can see their vaginas.

[Esuohlim]

Omg Lotida just told me that wishes she could have been breast fed until she was allowed to date :x

[MrAdventure]

hey you gjys one time lotida wrote a love letter signed "love, vagina" and she mailed it to herself and forgot that she mailed it and she was really excited for like a week

[Esuohlim]

And by date she meant dating girls :x

[Lotida]

Omg Lotida just told me that wishes she could have been breast fed until she was allowed to date :x

PLEASE teach MrAdventure how to be funny!!! PLEASE!!



P.S. I love all the attention you guys are giving me!! :love Thanks for the love boys!!

[kellychaos]

It's hell getting puke stains out of flannel. It dries and sticks to the fuzzy bits. :(

[Esuohlim]

Hey Lotida went to the police academy just so she could pull chicks over and tell them to spread their legs. :eek

[MrAdventure]

one time at a a bar lotida got slapped on the face twicebecause she tried and grabbed some girls t*t and when she came outside she was crying and saying real quiet "i swear you guys i tripped i was drunk im not a pervert" :x :x :x

[Lotida]

SHUT UP YOU GUYS!! JIXBY IS HERE!!!
:love :love :love :love :love :love :love :love

[Esuohlim]

That reminds of when Lotida would go to the community pool every day in the summer and pretend to play Marco Polo just so she could have an excuse to try feel boobs. :eek

[Anonymous]

Guys can't u see that u aren't bothering her at all???? :roleleyes GROW UP ALREADY JEESE NO ONE WANTS 2 HEAR UR FANTASTIES... :rolleyes :rolleyse

[Jixby Phillips]

Me and lotida used to be FRIENDS (gross) and we'd go to the video store adn she'd always want to rent SPICE WORLD (gee i wonder why)

[Esuohlim]

Ew gross remember when Lotida would kiss pictures of girls in her yearbook during class :x? And she tried to deny it even though there were lipstick marks all over only the girl pictures and she only wears lipstick for that occasion. :x :x

[Lotida]

Me and lotida used to be FRIENDS (gross) and we'd go to the video store adn she'd always want to rent SPICE WORLD (gee i wonder why)

Why do you deny our friendship so? It's obvious that you were thinking of me today! :love

Are you still upset because I wouldn't let you watch? :tear

[Jixby Phillips]

ps gee i wonder why chojin the gayboy is defending lotida :rolleyes

[Lotida]

ps gee i wonder why chojin the gayboy is defending lotida :rolleyes

Gee.....i wonder why your "pals" are so homophobic! :rollseyes

[kellychaos]

She wrote "Lotida O'Donnell" all over my yearbook. :(

[Lotida]

She wrote "Lotida O'Donnell" all over my yearbook. :(

What do you expect when you walk around with a name like Kelly!!

[Esuohlim]

Woah back off kelly's not really a girl but I can see why you're confused right now, even more than usual.

Hey Lotida you know that one part in Fast Times at Ridgemont High haha you know what I'm talking about ;) ;)

[Esuohlim]

When Lotida watched that scene she wanted to give her a kiss when she came out of the pool too. :x

[Lotida]

When Lotida watched that scene she wanted to give her a kiss when she came out of the pool too. :x

The idea of kissing her makes you sick? Boys, I think we found the real Fag here!! >:

[Anonymous]

haha yeah right on i think we all know who has issues here hmmmmmm is it ESUHOLIM?????

[GADZOOKS]

Yeah but you forgot your a fatty, with strechmarks from here to brazil. :x

I bet you were into the 90's grunge scene not for music but the wardrobe.

[MrAdventure]

hey guys in art class lotida would always take the pink crayons first and never share them and they would be little nubsd even though we never saw a single picture and also one time i heard she wrote thje scented marker company and told them licorice was yuckty and that a vagina smell would be preferable :x

[Lotida]

Yeah but you forgot your a fatty, with strechmarks from here to brazil. :x

Where the hell have you been? We covered the fat jokes in another thread! HELLLLLLLLLLOOOO KEEP UP DUMBASS!!!

BTW, just because we discovered that Esuohlim was a fag doesn't give you the right to switch characters. Gadzooks is even lamer! >:

[GADZOOKS]

Lotida eats her tacos vertically not horizontally.

[Brandon]

Hey Lotida, do you remember that time you and your "life partner" made a kid out of David Crosby's sperm?

[MrAdventure]

i haerd lotida set up a free breast cancer checking station as a front to get closer to vaginas :-*

[GADZOOKS]

She specifically ask for a female gynecologist.

[Jixby Phillips]

she tried to run for class pres once and the only people who voted for her were all the gays :lol

[Brandon]

She made a big statement at her high school when she tried to take another girl to the prom! :eek

[Anonymous]

ok shut up havent u ever had a friend w/ no date maybe bcuz she actually feels compassion 4 people ur all jealous

[MrAdventure]

haha hey guys remember that time wehn we started the rumor that i had a hot lesbian sister and lotida was all "where?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" haha

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Quite Right!

[Jixby Phillips]

ever notice that lotida has never posted a picture of herslef gee i wonder why

[glowbelly]

ya'll need to shut up. lotida and i have become friends over the past few days. :orgasm

[Jixby Phillips]

lotida used to daydream about pippi longstocking giving her romantic kisses when she was in 4th grade and drew pictures of it :lol

[MrAdventure]

haha hey everyo9ne i hear lotida makes tuna fish sandwiches for lucnh and breakfast and dinner everyday :x

[Jixby Phillips]

I heard her son was beaten up so bad at school he was in a coma for a while thanks to his mom for being such a lesbo dyek :lol

[MrAdventure]

hey folks did you read the news about how lotida got fired from her job at a tampon facotry for kissing the instructions :x :x

[MrAdventure]

haha hey folks someone told me that if lotida had to choose bewtween donating blood to save a life and licking a vagina she would have her tongue out in an insatnt :-* :x

[MrAdventure]

hey lotdia remember that time at work you said, "well guys i just fell into a vagina one day adn i never looked back :-*"

[Jixby Phillips]

whats wrong lotida, vagina got your tongue??

[da blob]

she's busy eating me out folks I just close my eyes and pretend it's milhouse. or glowbelly.

[MrAdventure]

gross!!!

[Esuohlim]

Gusy listen to this Lotida said that if she gets rich one day she'll get a pool in her backyard made to look like a vagina and she'll never go back in the house.

[Esuohlim]

Lotida also bought a bunch of "for her pleasure" condoms and put them on all her fingers and started rubbing pictures in the Victoria's Secret catalog. :x

[Esuohlim]

Lotida once had an idea for postage stamps with pictures of vaginas on them but then they started making stamps that don't need licking and she got very depressed. :lol

[The Retro Kat]

REMEMBER WEN LOTISDA WAS RILLY PISSED ABOUT NOT HAVEING A VAGINA EMOTICON :vagina LIEK OMG IT DOESNT WORK AND SHE WAS PISSED SO SHE ASKED GLOWBELLY IF SHE COULD HAVE A VAGINA PLZ

[Matt Harty]

hey guys

[The Retro Kat]

HEY GUSY REMEMBER WEN SOMEONE POSTED A PICTURE OF THIS GUY http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v39/agroskaterik/Forum%20Stuff/MEAT.jpg AND SHE GOT ALL EXCITED CUZ SHE THOUGHT IT WAS ROZIE ODONNELAND MASTRUEBATED FRO A WHILE THEN REALIZED IT WAWSNT HER AND SHE WAS PISSED

[Mike]

Hey Lotida. Baby, I'm all confused. Can I still call you a cunt or do you want to be called a dick now? Please tell me ok?

[Jixby Phillips]

MrAdventurePants: i hear yure a picky eater jixby phillips >:o

Jixby Phillips: yeah lol
Jixby Phillips: i'm gonan go picky eat somethign rirhg tnow =-O
MrAdventurePants: do you only eat with two fingers like a scaredy cat :-X

Auto response from Jixby Phillips: EAT MY DUST!!

Jixby Phillips: like a cartoonm character that enjoys food!
MrAdventurePants: like a homeless guy that gets a meal in al ong time all gulp gulp or do you sniff it like a shoelace soup :-)
Jixby Phillips: i eat it like a vagina aka the LOTIDA meathod lol
MrAdventurePants: llol

[MrAdventure]

hey folks i heard that lotida played pin the clit on the vagnina at her birthday parties and she won every time because she wouldnt let anyone else go first 8-)

[Brandon]

Lotida's favorite flavor of jellybean? Vagina. No joke.

[Lotida]

I love it that you guys are thinking of me when I am not around!!

Think we can get more pages than the FUCKTARD thread? :love


P.S. I like the Jellybean joke. From this point forward I refuse to even waste my time replying to MrUnadventure....he's just unfunny. Jixby....I still love you....post away. Gadzooks/Millhouse.....not too bad......not too bad!

:bestthread

[Matt Harty]

Good job with the reply there Lotida, good job, good job.

Keep it up good job i like what I see.

[Lotida]

Good job with the reply there Lotida, good job, good job.

Keep it up good job i like what I see.

5 Pages and counting! :conspiracy

[Jixby Phillips]

Users browsing this forum: Jixby Phillips, Lotida, MrAdventure

ewww gross its like when we had to sit boy girl boy girl in school except the girl is a dyke :x

[Lotida]

http://members.tripod.com/~PioneerGrrrl/1461Homophobic.jpg

:conspiracy Don't feel bad Jixby!

[Anonymous]

FUCKTARD, is MY contribution to the life of this thread! :lol

[Lotida]

FUCKTARD, is MY contribution to the life of this thread! :lol

Welcome to my thread Max!! :bow

[Mr. Vagiclean]

oh god do i hear the ads walking the other way

[The Retro Kat]

LOTIDA DESCRIBES ORGASMS AS A THOUSAND LITLE VAGINAS EXPLODINGS IN HER VAGINA

[MrAdventure]

hey guys do you remember that time when lotida brought a beard to her parents house and when she tried to kiss her beard at the dinner table she puked a little in her mouth and had to be excused and she said she had the bulimia and needed to lie down:x :x :x :x :x

oh eyah and remember that time when lotida was like "mom dad im coming out of the closet" and they were like "so *thats* where she keeps the food she throws up :x :x :x" and ltoida was like "omg no thats not it" and mom and dad went "its okay lotida its okay that youre fat" and then lotida tried to jump out a window but she wouldnt fit through the frame so she cried on a pile of pictures with vaginas all circled in permanent marker :x :x ;x :x :x :x :x :x :x

[ArrowX]

Lotida says: "Its Not Easy Being Easy"

[Brandon]

Lotida! Remember that time at Thanksgiving? When you decided that a clever way to "come out" would be to ask your father to pass the potatoes to a lesbian?

Nobody laughed when he passed them to your mother. :(

[Emu]

:lol

[B0risSpyder]

Jesus, what the hell is with you guys? Do you never know how to treat the ladies on this board? It was like this with Daisyhead on the old board, and I couldn't help but defend her.
Lotida hasn't done anything rude to you, and you're calling her names and acting like infants.

The only funny thing about this thread is that YOU CAN'T UPSET HER! You're all trying so hard to get under her skin and it's just bouncing right off and making you look like idiots.

Lotida I know you don't need my help, you're doing fine, but I wanted you to know you have one guy in your corner :)

[B0risSpyder]

Jesus, what the hell is with you guys? Do you never know how to treat the ladies on this board? It was like this with Daisyhead on the old board, and I couldn't help but defend her.
Lotida hasn't done anything rude to you, and you're calling her names and acting like infants.

The only funny thing about this thread is that YOU CAN'T UPSET HER! You're all trying so hard to get under her skin and it's just bouncing right off and making you look like idiots.

Lotida I know you don't need my help, you're doing fine, but I wanted you to know you have one guy in your corner :)

[Esuohlim]

Haha hey BorisSpider want to join Lotida's club for Fags and/or Dykes? :lol

[Anonymous]

Don't worry Esuohlim, its not like he's gonna take over your position as the club's president. :lol

[kellychaos]

Lotida wrote "Lotida http://www.gifs.net/animate/heart.gif Ellen Degeneres" all over my calculus notebook in a variety of color, penmanship and abbreviated forms. I didn't mind so much until she sketched in little vaginas between the names.

[Jixby Phillips]

instead of kleenex she uses vaginas to blow her nose :lol :lol

[kellychaos]

And they made a fluttery, bronsky sound which is music to the ears of fellow tuna-tongues.

Jixby, why does your breath smell like bleach?

[MrAdventure]

heye you guys did your ead lotidas letter she wrote to the governemt and she said andi quote, "dear presedent, even though youre not a girl would you do me a favor see id really aprpeciate it if you could put vaginas on the one hundred dollar bill :-* ps also i would appreciate it if we cuold go about calling pennys "clits" nickels "labia minoras" adn dimes "labia majorsa" andy maybe we can call quarters "cunts" once the liberals are in office thank you"

[MrAdventure]

btw everyone yourd doing a great work i bet lotida sat down at the computer and came here and she was like "PFFFFFFFFTSTST" as she spit her morning vagina all over the monitor scrreeen

ps hey everyone boris spyder dated a girl in high school just so he could copy her math homework hes actually such a jerk that he said "what a dumb b*tch i failed mondays test" :eek

[Immortal Goat]

btw everyone yourd doing a great work i bet lotida sat down at the computer and came here and she was like "PFFFFFFFFTSTST" as she spit her morning vagina all over the monitor scrreeen

ps hey everyone boris spyder dated a girl in high school just so he could copy her math homework hes actually such a jerk that he said "what a dumb b*tch i failed mondays test" :eek

It couldn't have been Lotida because Boris doesn't have a vagina or so I'm assuming is there anything you'd like to tell us, Boris?

[B0risSpyder]

It couldn't have been Lotida because Boris doesn't have a vagina or so I'm assuming is there anything you'd like to tell us, Boris?
The only one I have access to on a regular basis is your mom's, does that count?

[Anonymous]

Jesus Fucking Christ you fucktards really suck at this. This is how it’s done.

Lotida walked into the bar in search of a new conquest. Her pussy was already wet and dripping in anticipation. In the distance of the dykefest she saw the one who would please her, a barely legal Midwest girl who despite being in a place like this, still carried an air of innocence about her.

Lotida had made up her mind to take that innocence. Lotida walked up to her with authority, and the Midwestern girl looked up at her with wide eyes. Lotida was certainly an imposing figure, what with her big spiky mullet, Doc Martens, and “ALL MEN MUST FUCKING HANG” T-shirt. Lotida didn’t speak she just grabbed the Midwest girl’s supple ass and kissed her aggressively. This act of dominance was enough for the girl to know not to talk and just follow.

They soon got to a motel where they would act upon their Sapho love. Lotida started off by ripping the Midwest girl’s tight clothes off and sucking on her nipples, and moving lower. Lotida began licking her conquest into a sexual frenzy. She WAS innocent; Lotida could TASTE it, and she savored every lick. After she was tired of this, Lotida finally took off her own clothes, which would reveal the biggest strap on dildo that the Midwest girl had ever seen. The Midwest girl was afraid but Lotida being the veteran that she was managed to calm the prey down as she slid it inside her and began to thrust in a rhymatic motion, until her lover (and herself) were exhausted.

The two then fell asleep holding each other, dreaming of the day when their love would be less persecuted.

Meanwhile, Mr.Adventure and Esuohlim were watching from a window making unfunny jokes and jerking each other off the whole time. :lol

[glowbelly]

i'm from the midwest :x

[Anonymous]

Dammit! I was trying to keep your identity secret!

[Immortal Goat]

Mad Max really knows how to write horrible porno stories. Take a page out of his book, people! >: (and then jerk off while reading it :( )

[Anonymous]

Immortal Goat sure knows how to be an idiotic fucktard piece of shit that's constantly underfoot!

[Jixby Phillips]

mad max used ot pick his nose and eat it IN COLLEGE

[Esuohlim]

Haha guys I bet Lotida wishes that the number of licks to get to the center of a vagina is a billion.

[Anonymous]

Ha ha did you hear Esuohlim and Jixby got into a fight? They went outside and exchanged blows!

BADUMBUM! :lol

[Anonymous]

Hey did you hear how popular Esuohlim is? He's got friends up the ass!

BADUMBUM! :lol

[Anonymous]

Seriously though did you hear about the time Esouhlim's mom caught him jerking off in a plastic bag? When she asked him what he was doing, he said packing his lunch!

BADUMBUM! :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

did you hear the one about mad max hes a fag badumbum

[Anonymous]

Hey did you know Mr. Adventure was arrested for just crossing the street? No he wasn't because he was jaywalking, it was because he was stuck to the back of the little boy!

BADUMBUM! :lol

[Anonymous]

Hey did you hear about Jixby's nearly dying drinking milk? Apparently the cow sat on him!

BADUMBUM! :lol

[Esuohlim]

When an girl told Lotida that she thought a boy in her school was hot, Lotida almost puked all over her face. :lol

[Anonymous]

Ew Esuohlim told me he sucks dick just to keep his face warm!

BADUMBUM! :lol

[Mister Sarcastic]

What's the matter Mad Max did people stop paying attention to you in your thread? :rolleyes

Oh yeah EVERYONE'S paying attention to you now, so it was worth it. :rolleyes :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

Mr. Sarcastic: Apparently so, considering you're addressing me fucktard! :lol

[MrAdventure]

i herad that when lotida got her first period shethought her vagina was going to fall out so she glued it shut :x :x :x

[MrAdventure]

i hear lotidas favorite peanuts character is peppermint patty lol

[MrAdventure]

haha remember that time when lotida was on imockery all "my girlfirend broke up with me" and we were all "why" and she said "i kissed another vagina and she fonud out!"

[Esuohlim]

When Lotida goes to work she wears a tie.

[Immortal Goat]

I bet it's strap-on tie if you know what i mean.

[MrAdventure]

whut hwut

lesbians

whut whut

lesbians

yo take it from me mradventure
that ltoida is a lesbo with dentures
did you know vagina is all she craves
shell put a vagina tombstone on her graves

(lotida is gross shes real fat retard
lotidas hand is crusty and hard
lotida buys douche at costco
lotida why are you a lesbo)

yo i heard one day from gynocology
that lotida is a complete anomaly
i hear lotida wishes she was a runt
so she stand as tall as a c*nt

(lotida tongue is rough and sh*t
lotida smells like a a vagina pit
lotida wants to pop a cherry
lotida likes it when theyre nto hairy)

lesbians

whtu whut

lesbian

whut whut

[Brandon]

When Lotida goes to work she wears a tie.
I hear she dresses like Paula Poundstone! :eek

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/sonoma/07.29.99/gifs/poundstone-9930.jpg
LESBIAN.

[Immortal Goat]

whut hwut

lesbians

whut whut

lesbians

yo take it from me mradventure
that ltoida is a lesbo with dentures
did you know vagina is all she craves
shell put a vagina tombstone on her graves

(lotida is gross shes real fat retard
lotidas hand is crusty and hard
lotida buys douche at costco
lotida why are you a lesbo)

yo i heard one day from gynocology
that lotida is a complete anomaly
i hear lotida wishes she was a runt
so she stand as tall as a c*nt

(lotida tongue is rough and sh*t
lotida smells like a a vagina pit
lotida wants to pop a cherry
lotida likes it when theyre nto hairy)

lesbians

whtu whut

lesbian

whut whut

OMG liek you should white songses for a lviing!

[Jixby Phillips]

lotida tha monster

monsters are green
monsters are scary
monsters like lotida
are really really hairy

some monsters eat up little kids
some monsters kiss them becasue they are little girls
that is lotida who is a lesbian girl

will finish later!!!!

[Lotida]

Lotida I know you don't need my help, you're doing fine, but I wanted you to know you have one guy in your corner :)

Thank you! :) But don't feel bad for me. Think of it this way.....while I was at work today, a whole bunch of virgin boys were thinking about me and posting about little ole' me!! :love Can you imagine how good that makes me feel? :)

And you KNOW they are jacking off to all those Lesbian stories because not one of them has a girlfriend! They can't even deny that.....how many threads have they posted in telling what losers they are and can't get laid....um.......A MILLION!! LOL!

SEVEN PAGES DEDICATED TO ME ME ME!!! :rock

[Anonymous]

Hey, let's hope it gets to 17! :)

[Lotida]

Hey, let's hope it gets to 17! :)

I can only dream!! *sigh*

:)

[Jixby Phillips]

lotida get of max's dick he doesn't have a vagina what do yout hink his name is MAXINE??? :lol :lol :lol

[MrAdventure]

hey guys remember when lotida tried to dig a hole to china because she heard chinas have tilted vaginas :x :x :x

[Anonymous]

Actually I've never stated whether I was a guy or a girl, so Max could be short for Maxine... :confused

But sexual ambiguity aside...

Did you hear about how Jixby and MrAdventure made up a stupid ass post about lesbianism and jerked off to it everytime they came up with another "witty" joke? :lol

[Lotida]

lotida get of max's dick he doesn't have a vagina what do yout hink his name is MAXINE??? :lol :lol :lol

Are you jacking off right now? :eek

[Emu]

i know i am :yum

[Immortal Goat]

Lotida I know you don't need my help, you're doing fine, but I wanted you to know you have one guy in your corner :)

Thank you! :) But don't feel bad for me. Think of it this way.....while I was at work today, a whole bunch of virgin boys were thinking about me and posting about little ole' me!! :love Can you imagine how good that makes me feel? :)

And you KNOW they are jacking off to all those Lesbian stories because not one of them has a girlfriend! They can't even deny that.....how many threads have they posted in telling what losers they are and can't get laid....um.......A MILLION!! LOL!

SEVEN PAGES DEDICATED TO ME ME ME!!! :rock

Just for you information little lesbian missy I DO have a girlfriend so aren't you jealous cuz she isn't yours why dont you go back to putting webcams in the little girl's room toilets because you like little girl fanny and little girl shit along with little girl vagina.

[Jixby Phillips]

MrAdventurePants: hey remember that time lotida tried to sabotage the signing of the emancipation proclamation with a musket >: O
Jixby Phillips: what a c*nt
MrAdventurePants: remember that time lotida gave an cherokee indian girl smallpox because she wouldnt lick her vagina
MrAdventurePants: haha remember when lotida was in the secret service and she let the president die because she was afraid the bullet would hit her vagina >:o

Jixby Phillips: you're digging up some great stuff now=-O
MrAdventurePants: you can post some of this if you want i cant get onto imockery bit torrent is eating my internet :-*
MrAdventurePants: remember when lotida shot old yeller with a gun because he was too crazy to lick her vagina :-X
Jixby Phillips: you are on a roll :O
Jixby Phillips: this will get her for sure >:o
MrAdventurePants: would you put them up please i cant get to imockery :-(
MrAdventurePants: my internet is being eaten!
Jixby Phillips: i'll do it mr advenute anything to stop lotida from posting

[Jixby Phillips]

MrAdventurePants: do you remember that time when lotida murdered a baby boy because she heard prison is full of lesbians :-*
MrAdventurePants: but isntead she was sent to a boy prison and got raped
MrAdventurePants: a lot
MrAdventurePants: :oops

[Jixby Phillips]

MR ADVENTURE CONTINUES CRACKING WISE

MrAdventurePants: :oops
Jixby Phillips: oops indeed because i'm ognna have to post that in public!!!!
MrAdventurePants: go right ahead i only hope people read this before they meet lotida i dont want *anyone* trusting her >:o

MrAdventurePants: remmember that time when lotida fell in love with grandpa because all his wrinkles made him look like a million vaginas >:o

[Duke Mustard of Burgess]

HAHAHAHA. I tricked you into saying the bad word, goat scum!! MWAHAHAHAHA!

[Immortal Goat]

She's not a lesbian, she's a male trapped in the body of a South African Manatee, which makes her a both a ****** and a bottom-feeder. It's a fascinating species, the Bottom-Feeding ****** Manatee.

It's been nice knowing this character...

[Duke Mustard of Burgess]

It's been nice knowing this insipid little scrap of feces.

[ArrowX]

Oh please Sticky this :lol

:bestthread Because it is :)

[B0risSpyder]

Lotida I know you don't need my help, you're doing fine, but I wanted you to know you have one guy in your corner :)

Thank you! :) But don't feel bad for me. Think of it this way.....while I was at work today, a whole bunch of virgin boys were thinking about me and posting about little ole' me!! :love Can you imagine how good that makes me feel? :)

And you KNOW they are jacking off to all those Lesbian stories because not one of them has a girlfriend! They can't even deny that.....how many threads have they posted in telling what losers they are and can't get laid....um.......A MILLION!! LOL!

SEVEN PAGES DEDICATED TO ME ME ME!!! :rock

:party

I don't feel bad for you, I feel bad for the f*ckheads who are embarassing themselves trying to p*ss you off!

You guys need to wise up and see that you're not getting to her, you're just showing how STUPID you are!

[Immortal Goat]

HAHAHAHA. I tricked you into saying the bad word, goat scum!! MWAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHA. I didn't say it!! MWAHAHAHAHA!

[Lotida]

PAGE 8 and Counting!! Can I get a Hell Ya!! :rock

Jixby, just knowing that you are thinking of me while I am at work just makes my whole fucking night!! :love

Thanks for all the attention boys......don't forget those Kleenex's this is going to get good!! ;)


:bestthread

[Lotida]

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, usually, but occassionally
I wanna talk about me........


ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! :pirate

[Immortal Goat]

COUNTRY MUSIC SUCKS THE ONLY FEMALES THAT LIKE IT ARE LESBIANS EXCEPT FOR ALL OTHER FEMALES ON THIS SITE OTHER ThAN LOTIDA!

[huond]

i heard when she aws a kid lotida thought a vagabond was a vagina so when teacher aseked her what she wanted to be when she grew up she said "i wanna kiss vagabonds!"

[Lotida]

I'm not Gay but my girlfriend is! :conspiracy

[Esuohlim]

When someone told Lotida that her avatar is a red x she said "I know I wish it was a red vagina :("

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm not Gay but my girlfriend is! :conspiracy

if you have a girlfriend then thatd make YOU gay sorry to break it to you

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm not Gay but my girlfriend is! :conspiracy

SO SHE ADMITS IT!!!!

[Brandon]

I remember this one time? Lotida was walking down the street and a little Dutch boy put his finger inside of her. And she said to him (and this is great):

"NO, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF DYKE." :rolleyes

[The Retro Kat]

:party

I don't feel bad for you, I feel bad for the f*ckheads who are embarassing themselves trying to p*ss you off!

You guys need to wise up and see that you're not getting to her, you're just showing how STUPID you are!


HAY BORIS THE SPITER, I HATE TO BRAKE IT TO YOU BUDDY BUT THERE IS NO WAY U ARE GOIN TO GET A DATE WITH LOTIDA OR ANYONE ON THE INTERNET EVEN BY BEING NICE TO THEM TH E KEY IS HAVING A VAGINA BECAUSE SHE LIKES VAGINAS BECUZ VAGINAS ARE HER LIFE AND YUM FOR HER BUT THATS GROSS AND IM NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT AND UR A FAG STFU PLZ KTHX

[Anonymous]

I shall do mine in Japanese Poety form...

Lotida the dyke
Likes to eat hairy pussy
And lick the juices

Keep this thread alive! :lol

[Esuohlim]

HAIKU IS ME AND SAM'S DEPARTMENT >:

AND SLAVEMASON >:

BOY YOU GOT ME STEAMED NOW >: >: >: :angrys

[Anonymous]

Fuck Milhouse and Sam
And that fucktard Slavemason
I'll do what I want

Keep this thread alive! :lol

[ArrowX]

I am retarted
I Have no friends on this site
I refuse to leave

Keeps this thread Ruined

[Anonymous]

ArrowX failed school
Continues to fail in life
Should kill himself now

Keep this thread alive! :lol

[B0risSpyder]

HAY BORIS THE SPITER, I HATE TO BRAKE IT TO YOU BUDDY BUT THERE IS NO WAY U ARE GOIN TO GET A DATE WITH LOTIDA OR ANYONE ON THE INTERNET EVEN BY BEING NICE TO THEM TH E KEY IS HAVING A VAGINA BECAUSE SHE LIKES VAGINAS BECUZ VAGINAS ARE HER LIFE AND YUM FOR HER BUT THATS GROSS AND IM NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT AND UR A FAG STFU PLZ KTHX
Oooook The Retro Kat, the caps lock key on your computer seems to be broken! :lol :lol
I don't want to date anyone here, I just don't like to see men treating women like sh*t.

I'm not sorry for being a gentleman, when clearly you are a little boy.

Also try using spellcheck sometime :lol

[ArrowX]

I'm baffled by this. Tell me again how that post is funny at all?

[Anonymous]

ArrowX, CEO of the Humor branch of these forums, demands to know.

[Anonymous]

Acts like a fucktard
Really acts like a fucktard
Really, REALLY acts like a fucktard
Once a fucktard always a fucktard
Wishes he wasn't a fucktard
Xrays confirm he's a fucktard

Keep this thread alive! :lol

[Matt Harty]

Xrays confirm he's a fucktard

lol :(

[Lotida]

9 Pages and counting!! Can't get me off your minds can you!!

Rock on boys!! :love

[Jixby Phillips]

Lotida go give some girls haircuts

[Lotida]

Lotida go give some girls haircuts

Is that how you got your penis hair cut?

[Jixby Phillips]

f*ck you b*tch

[Esuohlim]

I bet Lotida is all excited about the page numbers because she associates it with the number of vaginas that she wishes is currently touching her. :eek

[Brandon]

Big, hairy, swollen, bulbous vaginas.

[Lotida]

f*ck you b*tch

You insult me all day long and I crack one joke about your hair and you get all indignant!

Touchy.....Touchy!!

:party


P.S. You just made my night!! :lol

[Esuohlim]

I WISH THE INTERNET COULD MAKE MY NIGHT TOO :(

[Lotida]

I WISH THE INTERNET COULD MAKE MY NIGHT TOO :(

Honey, I've read your posts. I bet you wish ANYTHING could make your night!!

[Esuohlim]

Hahaha, hey that made my night!

[MrAdventure]

hahah hey guys remmeber that time lotida went to the store and biought every copy of rolling stones 40 licks they had

[Emu]

yeah taht pissed me off >:

[Anonymous]

Lesbian Jokes! LOL! :rolleyes

[MrAdventure]

do you rguys remember that time lotida won an arm wrestle with a biker because her vagina farted

[Esuohlim]

No really Lotida pretended to not be able to do the splits in gymnastics class.

[Esuohlim]

Also in that class when other girls did the splits Lotida pretended to fall flat on her face so she could be closer to vaginas.

[GADZOOKS]

Are you guys still talking about how much of a carpet muncher lotida is? :)

[MrAdventure]

hey guys check out what i found like encyclopedia brown

http://labellamafia.net/patronsaint/100_4381.jpg

well well well if it isnt lotidas "girlfriend"

[MrAdventure]

haha hey guys i found another clule

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v293/Vampiricdaze/lil_lily.jpg

well if it isnt lotida learning how to slurp at crotch height

[MrAdventure]

hey everyone lcheck out this improtant discovery

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v297/macjess07/fdafdafdafdsafsa.bmp

i'm lotida's nightmare haha were coming for you lotida

[MrAdventure]

hey guys remember that time lotida bought every dvd copy of snatch in the store and she tried to take them all back the next day in a rage but she forgot the receipt

[The Retro Kat]

Oooook The Retro Kat, the caps lock key on your computer seems to be broken! :lol :lol
I don't want to date anyone here, I just don't like to see men treating women like sh*t.

I'm not sorry for being a gentleman, when clearly you are a little boy.

Also try using spellcheck sometime :lol


DOOD OMG IMA CHICK OH SHIT I SHOULDNTVE SED THA T CUZ LOTIDA MITE WHANT TO LICK MY VAGINA UNTIL IT BLEEDS AND ONCE A MONTH IS ALREADY ENOUGH OMG

[Jixby Phillips]

Page 10! :conspiracy

Keep it coming, boys! :love

[Wiff]

Dont worry~

[Lotida]

Page 10! :conspiracy

Keep it coming, boys! :love


Jixby....you really do like me don't you! You keep posting this and I will just sit back and laugh at you all! :)

:love

[Esuohlim]

LOTIDA'S GONNA SIT BACK WITH A BIG VAGINA ON HER FACE :lol

[Lotida]

You guys are really dissapointing me with these lame jokes. You're not even trying anymore......

>:

[kellychaos]

I can't understand what you're saying while that vagina is all over your face! >:

[Mr. Vagiclean]

LOTIDA'S GONNA SIT BACK WITH A BIG VAGINA ON HER FACE :lol

:lol

[Brandon]

Lotida's favorite plant? The PUSSYWILLOW. No joke.

[MrAdventure]

haha hye guys remember that time lotida missed her fathers funeral because she threw her back out trying to stick her tongue in her own vagina

[Lotida]

I can't understand what you're saying while that vagina is all over your face! >:

http://yonlu.netfirms.com/you_win_the_prize.jpg

[Esuohlim]

RED X (BUT LOTIDA WOULD RATHER EAT AT THE Y :lol)

[Emu]

:lol sexy

[Anonymous]

LOL! Vagina! :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Hey Fucktard! Why don't fucktard you stick to fucktard your own fucktard thread?

[soundtest]

haha fucking jeanette X oops i mean red X what a stupid cunt i mean vagina

[ArrowX]

In lotidas perfect world the streets are paved in vaginas. She eats vagina, Talks to Vaginas and even SLEEPS in vaginas

[Lotida]

In lotidas perfect world the streets are paved in vaginas. She eats vagina, Talks to Vaginas and even SLEEPS in vaginas

I sleep with one every night.....and my world is perfect thank you very much!!

Got any more Vagina statements boys. Keep em coming! :rock

[Esuohlim]

you hear that guys lotida registered here for vagina jokes and boy howdy we're gonna give her vagina jokes i mean she doesn't come on the internet for nothing so let's go chop chop

[The Retro Kat]

HOW MANY VAGINAS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW LOTIDA



1, BUT SHE WOULD SURE LIKE MORE YUM FOR HER BUT ACTUALLY GUYS THATS KINDA GROSS FOR US STRAIGHT-UNS HERE RITE

[Brandon]

Lotida's favorite bird? Why, the TUFTED TITMOUSE. She's not a big fan of the WOODCOCK, though. :(

[PILLOWFIGHT]

you guys are encouraging it!! :X

[The Retro Kat]

SHES ALREADY CHOOSE HER PATH


ITS THE VAGINA LESS TAKEN

[Emu]

HAS SHE TAKEN A CAREER IN SPELUNKING AM IR IGHT FELLAS :rolleyes :eek

[ArrowX]

She likes her friends lips. Them lips between their hips.