Duke Mustard of Burgess
Jun 22nd, 2004, 10:53 PM
Sir Duke Theodore The Second Esquire the Third, which is a fancy way of saying that he's a pronounced inbreed and is rather a toad-brained specimen of swine half of the time. We were gazing at a photo and he insisted that it was of a tomato but I denounced this sentiment because clearly it was not a tomato, it was a persimmon! Can you imagine the ignorance? I would rather hope to think not.