She's only 17

[Big McLargehuge]

FUCK YOU I AM IN LOVE :(

[pjalne]

How old are you?

[Matt Harty]

22

[Dole]

..and you know what I mean. And the way she looked was way beyond compare. I'll never dance with another. Wooooo.

[Emu]

DANCING QUEEEEEEEEEN

[kellychaos]

Daddy says she's too young but she's old enough for me.

[Terra]

Just remember, if she's under 18 it's a federal offense.

'Nuff said. :)

Congratulations

[Big McLargehuge]

I'm 19 >:

AND FUCK THE LAW

[Emu]

It's only rape if she says no :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

Terra, it depends on your state. In Maryland, the age of consent is 16.

[Perndog]

Yeah, moron. There are no federal statutory rape laws, so even if the age *were* 18 in every state, it still wouldn't be a federal offense.

It's 16 in Minnesota, too. ;) ;)

[Alive]

She says 17, but her i.d. says 13 :lol

[GADZOOKS]

You are Alive but i wish you were Dead. :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Alive]

You should have seen what i edited out :lol

[Big McLargehuge]

I found the clitoris >:

[Brandon]

16's the age of consent in Pennsylvania, but I think the law says that its only kosher if the elder of the couple is no more than 4 years older than the younger. Until he/she becomes 18, of course.

I KNOW ALL THIS BECAUSE I'M A PERVERT, YOU SEE? :rolleyes

[Terra]

Yeah, moron. There are no federal statutory rape laws, so even if the age *were* 18 in every state, it still wouldn't be a federal offense.

It's 16 in Minnesota, too. ;) ;)

Tell that to the poor fucks that are doing their 120, asswipe. Yes, some states have the Age Of Consent @ 16 but quite a few of them are @ 18. I've seen some real horror stories through the court system played out and was only advocating prudence.

[Perndog]

You can go to prison for violating state statutes. Duh.

It's still not a federal offense, darlin'.

[Matt Harty]

I'm 17, is it ok that I had sexual relations with my ex gf's 14 year old friend who's hot and doesnt live around here? :(

[Snatchtastic]

You Bet.

[Matt Harty]

good then I better do it again before she leaves :I

[Anonymous]

from the age of 12 to 16, it's ok to court someone within 4 years of your age, too. but once you have your sweet 16, it is permissible to have the everloving shit raped out of you

[Big McLargehuge]

You are a sick man Matt.

[James]

I found the clitoris >:

It's always the last place you look. :(

[Matt Harty]

You are a sick man Matt.

Why do you always get mad when I talk about girls?

[CaptainBubba]

I made out with a 15 year old on her b-day party once. I was 17. :(

[da blob]

teenage sex is to the real thing what mc donald's french fries are to gastronomy.

[kellychaos]

If there's grass on the field, then it's OK to "play ball". Am I right, fellas?! ;)

[James]

My motto is get to that pussy before puberty does. You don't wanna have to work around a chick's "monthlys," know what I mean?

[kellychaos]

That James! Always thinking ahead. :bemused

[Black Flag]

16's the age of consent in Pennsylvania, but I think the law says that its only kosher if the elder of the couple is no more than 4 years older than the younger. Until he/she becomes 18, of course.

I KNOW ALL THIS BECAUSE I'M A PERVERT, YOU SEE? :rolleyes

actually 16 is the age of consent but the 4 year older thing only applies from the ages 13 to 15 if i remember my criminology class learnins correctly

so a 85 year old can have sex with a 16 year old and a 19 year old can have sex with a 15 year old, legally.

[Perndog]

So that means my tryst with the eighth grader on my 18th birthday was cool, huh?

I mean...what?

[FartinMowler]

I remember the first time when I was a teen and I brought home a girl. It was a school day and I skipped class with a girl named Debby. My mom worked right across the street at a lumber store, so we snuck in the back door. I was cool and had a water bed and we rolled around in the waves for a while and then we heard a clunk and a wump. Quicker than you can say "Dr. Boogie" my mom swung the door open and Debbie had sprung up from the bed. The angle of the door and the way my mom was standing she didn't see Debbie sitting on the end of the bed doing up her bra and shirt and my mom asked "What are you doing home?" I layed back on the bed and replied "Came home,headache" and she left :) Debbie was freaked and left :( .

[ArrowX]

Fartin and your crazy shenanigans

[kellychaos]

How much you wanna bet Debbie is his sister?

[Hugh_Bristic]

I don't usually do this, Kelly, but then again, you're not usually funny - but to the point: that was a good one!

(Apologies for not being able to give full compliments. Please don't ruin your fame with a follow up comment. Really... please don't.)

[the[Hitman]]

How much you wanna bet Debbie is his sister?

$50 canadian.

[Esuohlim]

What, is that like 3 bucks?

[Emu]

$3.52

[Karl Hungus]

GOD DAMNIT, i want to make a joke, but sadly i actually know big's "girl" for godsake i introduced them. So sadly all i can say is.

I found the clitoris >:

YOU DISGUSTING MOTHER FUCKER , YOU'RE DAMN NEAR TWENTY.

this will hold no intrest to any of you, please ignore this post.

[the[Hitman]]

you set 20 year old ugly fat bastards up with unsuspecting petit early teen girls?

where in the hell do i sign up.

i mean.... what?

[maggiekarp]

What the fuck a two year difference isn't that bad >:

[Big McLargehuge]

GOD DAMNIT, i want to make a joke, but sadly i actually know big's "girl" for godsake i introduced them. So sadly all i can say is.

I found the clitoris >:

YOU DISGUSTING MOTHER FUCKER , YOU'RE DAMN NEAR TWENTY.

this will hold no intrest to any of you, please ignore this post.

I will not get drawn into a personal conversation in this thread because that is what comrade rocket does and he is a faggot.

[Big McLargehuge]

I found the clitoris >:

It's always the last place you look. :(

who would have guessed that it was right between her legs the whole time :eek

[Esuohlim]

Lotida found the clitoris in her mouth :eek

[Jixby Phillips]

Quicker than you can say "Dr. Boogie"

:lol

[Karl Hungus]

hey guys did you know im sleepy?

[The Retro Kat]

IM DOC BITCHES

[Cosmo Electrolux]

hey guys did you know im sleepy?

I knew you were stupid...does that count?

[Karl Hungus]

its general knowledge, so no it does not. you lose shithead

[Big McLargehuge]

more like 3/4 mexican you mexican

[Karl Hungus]

:(

[The Retro Kat]

MEXIGGER







banned >:

[Big McLargehuge]

more like 6/4 mexican



hey i get off at like 3 tomorrow wanna hang out?

[Karl Hungus]

no. i only hang out with you for your girlfriend.

[Big McLargehuge]

I only hang out with you for my girlfriend too :eek

[Karl Hungus]

nu uh.

[Big McLargehuge]

Oh yeah, i forgot. I hang out with you for your rapier wit.

[Anonymous]

Good idea, you certainly need it, fucktard.

[sadie]

when i was 16, i went out with this guy who was 23. my parents were okay with it 'cause his family went to our church and they'd known him a long time. they shouldn't've been. :O

[eggyolk]

bam what are you doing on my sofa :(

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/grind/bam_margera/grind.jpg

"whatever the f#$% i want!"

[Neurotic monkey]

Terra, it depends on your state. In Maryland, the age of consent is 16.

Hot damn! Why hasn't anyone told me?

[ArrowX]

TO MARYLAND. AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY