THIS JUST IN!!!! GOD AGAINST THE WAR!!! [Archive]

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Protoclown

Mar 4th, 2003, 05:32 PM

GOD AGAINST THE WAR ON IRAQ
By God
Source: Protoclown's direct mental link to the Almighty

Yes, it's true, folks! God has come and directly told me that he is against this war, that it is unjust and stupid, and that Bush is a big shithead! OH MY GOD! :eek

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THESE REMARKABLE REVELATIONS, RONNIE??? I HAVE SAID IT WAS TRUE AND IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE SAID IT WAS! :eek

kellychaos

Mar 4th, 2003, 05:36 PM

Courtesy of Mr. John Prine ... anda one, anda tow, anda three ...

Chorus:
But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
They're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.

sspadowsky

Mar 4th, 2003, 05:36 PM

:lol @ Protoclown
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Mar 4th, 2003, 05:39 PM

Pft, God. He's part of "Old Europe".

Protoclown

Mar 4th, 2003, 05:47 PM

Not only that, he's part of the "Old Testament" too. Talk about doubly stale and outdated! Sheesh!

Mar 4th, 2003, 05:51 PM

I know! Totally outdated, that guy. I mean, has he done anything effective over the past 2,000 years?

kellychaos

Mar 4th, 2003, 05:52 PM

I like the new improved testatment!

http://store2.yimg.com/I/jsbstash_1719_230724

mburbank

Mar 4th, 2003, 05:52 PM

You are mistranslating. "Shithead" is a common mistranslation of the hebrew word 'Chechkluch'. A better translation is "Head that burns like a bag of dog poop upon the porch of the infidel".

Carnivore

Mar 5th, 2003, 06:25 AM

Holy fuck, Proto! God spoke to you! That's such an amazing coincidence! My Buddy Christ sprung to life just this morning and made a revelation to me too!

http://home.attbi.com/~martok/Revelation.JPG
"What's that, Jesus? Ronnie Raygun isn't a real Christian? Holy crap!"

Malevolent

Mar 5th, 2003, 09:32 AM

BTW, Proto, this is for you!

http://home.attbi.com/~martok/MSOA.jpg

pjalne

Mar 5th, 2003, 10:47 AM

You are mistranslating. "Shithead" is a common mistranslation of the hebrew word 'Chechkluch'. A better translation is "Head that burns like a bag of dog poop upon the porch of the infidel".

:lol

Protoclown

Mar 5th, 2003, 12:47 PM

Thank you thank you, Carnie. I think I'd like to thank GOD for that award more than anyone...

Carnivore

Mar 5th, 2003, 02:21 PM

:eek You didn't put GOD in bold type!

ranxer

Mar 5th, 2003, 02:24 PM

did i miss a link somewhere?

"Pope to Bush: Go into Iraq and you go without God"
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_1883.shtml
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starz

Mar 5th, 2003, 03:39 PM

I want the Jesus action fiqure.. SELL it to me now!