Invader ZiM

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

From the genious mind of Jhonen Vasquez, creator of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Squee! and many others, comes Invader ZiM. He wanted MTV for this show, but unfortunately, the faggots at Nickelodeon got the rights from MTV (Both affiliates actually, both Viacom produced) and showed it, and butchered it pretty bad. I BOUGHT THE UNCUT SEASON 1 DVD RECENTLY!!!!

My favorite character is G.I.R., I also lke ZiM and Ms. Bitters and the Tallest, and Gaz. I HATE Dib. I liked episodes where he got his ass kicked ("Battle Dib") or "Died" (Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy)....Unfortunately, he had to come back to life after dying, as a cyborg, because the voice actor that was going ot do his replacement wanted WAAAY more money than Dib's VA go. So they scrapped the idea for a replacement, and brought him back as a cyborg, and then ZiM had to go fix the timeline to get him back to normal...

[eva01]

i wish there were more episodes.

[ArrowX]

i wish the show diddn't suck :(

Only Funny things in that show is GIR's doom song, and The line "GNOMES! CAPTURE THE SQUIRREL!"

[Emu]

Of course it's absolutely necessary to capitolize the first AND last letters of his name which causes confusion because then I'm not sure if his name is meant to be read from right to left or left to right it's fuckginc aracezy! :eek

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

Well, it is the correct spelling of his name, Jhonen confirmed, he wanted it to sound cheesy and 'alien-y'.

[Spectre X]

It's still a stupid way to spell it.

[Jixby Phillips]

"GNOMES! CAPTURE THE SQUIRREL!"

WACKY THING, CAPTURE THE WACKY THING :eek :eek :eek

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

You miss the point. It was SUPPOSED to be stupid, it was SUPPOSED to spoof Sci-fi flicks where there are aliens like "BlorgMaK" or whatever.

[Spectre X]

It still kind of hurts the eyes in typed form.

[Neurotic monkey]

Doesn't mean it still sucked ass. Here is a typical episode:

Gir is doing some dumbass thing. Zim responds with a random phrase (usually involving the word doom, or funny pronunciations of the word). Zim forms plan to destroy earth. Dib trys to stop plan. Along the way, both Gir and Zim scream and yell idiotic catch phrases, "like a third rate cheech and chong", while Dib responds with, " That's Stupid" or "the super, radioactive, thingy". This show should not have been created at all if the only way it could be expressed was by using a crap ass station (much like the clerks cartoon, or Dilbert on UPN, or any other cartoon that isn't on Fox or Cartoon Network or Comedy Central)

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

Tell me, exactly how many episodes have you seen?

He doesn't want to DESTROY the earth, infact, in many episodes he makes a deal out of keeping it STILL THERE.

G.I.R. "is a dumbass thing". He is a robot with a glitch.

I have seen ALL of season 1, and alot of Seasons 2 and 3, and all of his plans differ greatly. And alot of episodes have plots OTHER than "Quonqer the earth", like "Go back in time to murder Dib so he is never a threat" or "Save the earth from OTHER invading species" or "Escape from the school ALIVE while you are bing chased by Dib, throwing food that is deadly to your race" or "Try to live through "Judgement Day", and try to stop it if possible so you can still have the earth" or even "Go into a Freddy-Kreuger-ish Dreamworld, and escape from Monsters, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Satan and more". And some episodes don't even HAVE ZiM doing anything, like in one episode where Dib was forced into a Deathmatch against a mutant of his father's creation, and one where Dib's insane sister going on a manhunt for a hoodlum that stole her Gameboy. Some don't even HAVE Dib, like when ZiM was abducted by other dumbass aliens who thought he was human, and trying to escape. Plots difer greatly. Although I must admit, ZiM saying "Doom" all the time does get a bit tiring, but he only does it in early episodes.

[Esuohlim]

I'll let you know right now that the more you write, the more I'll skip reading.

[GADZOOKS]

i bet hes copying this shit out of a essay he wrote for 2nd grade.

[ArrowX]

At least it teches children to cope with problems. On one episode he almost conquers the school with a zit!

[eva01]

g.i.r. is funny. he is unpredictable and i find retarded dumbasses funny. beavis and butthead are funny too because they are retarded dumbasses.

[Anonymous]

And yet, you aren't. Funny.

I like zim, but hate its fans.

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

At least it teches children to cope with problems. On one episode he almost conquers the school with a zit!


Question: how does Using a mutated blemish to hypnotize a spy into telling you about a glitch in your security system help children deal with problems?

Answer: IT DOESN'T! This show wasn't even INTENDED for children! Jhonen and the WHOLE CREW, as well as the mothers angry at Nick for showing this, all say it WASN'T intended for Kids. Jhonen wanted MTV, Nick somehow got the rights from there. Nick ends up facing heat from thousands of dumbass parents, Nick censors show, Nick takes MORE heat, Nick cancels show, Jhonen is angry, Jhonen releases DVDs, everyone is happy, the end.

[Matt Harty]

HEY DO YOU LIKE INVADER ZIM?

[Emu]

Listen: Nobody gives two shits about the background and history of the show. Except you.

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

No, try half the members of http://www.mkhideout.com (Sign up and spam there too, that always cracks us up)

Most of the members of http://s7.invisionfree.com/sams_realm (Do the same there, we laugh even harder there)

ALL THE MEMBERS of http://jvasquez.proboards10.com/index.cgi?board=general

ALL the members of http://www.roomwithamoose.com

ALL the members of http://vasquez.pitas.com/

ALL the members of http://www.badbadrubberpiggy.com

I have at least 50 other addresses.

[Emu]

Which only proves that you're a complete and utter faggot.

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

How? Give 5 valid reasons.

[Emu]

I have at least 50 other addresses.

1. The fact that you posted this.

2. The fact that in nearly all of the 20 odd posts you've made so far, you've bitched about someway that Jhonen Vasquez should be immortalized.

3. The fact that you argued that Johnny the Homicidal Maniac could be taken seriously psychologically.

4. Your name. :lol

5. The fact that you're taking anything I say seriously. :lol

[Mr. Vagiclean]

why? you already have over 50

[ArrowX]

Oh shit looks like weve got the proverbial "Bubsy Mk.II"

I bet you don't even get half of the jokes in the show.

Like the scene with the Rat people in the parkade?


Go home and watch 7 little monsters you fag

[Emu]

At least he can rest easy knowing he'll never be a bigger douchebag than you, ArrowX.

[Emu]

So, "ZiM," are you just not gonna respond anymore or what? :lol

[Komodo the Deadly Weasel]

The reason he isn't responding because you guys are the ones being the fags here. You think just because you have the post count, doesn't mean you can harass others at this site. Why don't you go home to your gay friends, and blow eachother.

[Esuohlim]

lol post count

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

Hahaha gackere ich laut wie ein wütender Mann, weil der so zutreffend ist, Komodo! HAHAHA ja, homosexuelle Freunde, gehen Schlag jedes other's Hahnen!! Dicks! Penis! HAHAHA!!! Aller Sie saugen Ron Jeremy's Schinken und Eier!

[Esuohlim]

Zim, are you and Komodo in cahoots? :eek

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

Hell No, but is it any buissiness of yours anyway?

[ArrowX]

Hes prolly speaking some bizzare languae made up by the Creators of invader Zim like dutch

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

What, can't even read German? Jesus, you are a faggot.

[ArrowX]

:lol

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

No seriously, it is hilarious that you consider yourself so intelligent, yet you don't know German!


And don't try that "babelFish" shit, they translate everything wrong, I know someone who said their brother used it to cheat on a french test and failed miserably because of how shitty it translates. Anyway, if you don't know German, HA-HA!

[Anonymous]

Seriously, guys. If you don't know pretty much every language, there's no hope for any of you in this crazy world we're living in, am I right, Zim?

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

Now you are just being gay.


How can you consider yourself intelligent, yet nt know AT LEAST one other language?
I know English, German AND a bit of Dutch.

[Anonymous]

I think it's hilarious that you consider yourself a Zim master, when you can't even speak Malay.

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

Who said I am a "Zim Master"?

I am a Zim FAN, and you are not a "Zim Master" either, since you didn't even know who Kevin Manthei was.

[Dr. V]

At least he can rest easy knowing he'll never be a bigger douchebag than you, ArrowX.
I dunno dude, this guy's gunning for his spot.

[Spectre X]

Now you are just being gay.


How can you consider yourself intelligent, yet nt know AT LEAST one other language?
I know English, German AND a bit of Dutch.

You don't know German.

And stop trying to speak Dutch. It's too good for you.

[Komodo the Deadly Weasel]

You don't know German.

And stop trying to speak Dutch. It's too good for you.

:lol I would like you to speak some, faggot. And I like the new transsexual breasts you have, momma. Go home and get your dog pregnant. What is up with your avatar? Is that you trying to get an orgasm? And on another note, ah ja. Diese Leute saugen eachother so viel, es muss einem alltäglichen Ding ähnlich sein, das es wahrscheinlich ist. Hahahaha!

[GADZOOKS]

Komodo are you a Insult Artist. Because I know a flamer by the name of Doomsday that you should get in touch with.

[Komodo the Deadly Weasel]

Komodo are you a Insult Artist. Because I know a flamer by the name of Doomsday that you should get in touch with.

No, but are you gay? That avatar kind of gives it away.

[Spectre X]

You don't know German.

And stop trying to speak Dutch. It's too good for you.

:lol I would like you to speak some, faggot. And I like the new transsexual breasts you have, momma. Go home and get your dog pregnant. What is up with your avatar? Is that you trying to get an orgasm? And on another note, ah ja. Diese Leute saugen eachother so viel, es muss einem alltäglichen Ding ähnlich sein, das es wahrscheinlich ist. Hahahaha!

So you and ZiM are the same person? I thought so.

Ich treibe keine Sport.

Dus houdt nu je stinkende kutbek, oké?

[Mr. Vagiclean]

HEY GAD YOU MUST BE JERKING OFF TO YOUR DELIRIOIUSI--NESSSS :rolleyes :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

They don't call it Cream of Wheat for nothing. :rolleyes

[Crono]

http://www.slightlywarped.com/forumpictures/threadsucks/oracle.jpg

[Spectre X]

Wow, that's actually really funny. :|

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.rebirthman.de/alien/alien_mars.jpg

MARS ATTACK

[Emu]

:lol Jesus Christ you suck Zim

[Komodo the Deadly Weasel]

http://www.slightlywarped.com/forumpictures/threadsucks/oracle.jpg

Go Crono! And on another note, Emu, you are the one who need to get an attitude adjustment. And ZiM and I are two different people, he told me about you losers from www.mkhideout.com. I am an avid ZiM fan, so come to the link, and watch you get banned. :lol Es scheint, dass wir gegen diese Idioten, wie ZiM gewonnen haben?

[Matt Harty]

LETS ALL USE INTERNET LANGUAGE TRANSLATORS AND PRETEND WE KNOW GERMAN :D

[Mr. Vagiclean]

HEY MATT I HEARD ABOUT YA IN THE FORUMS LOL I HEARD YOURE MAD GAY

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

You stole my sig.

[Esuohlim]

HEY GUYS I KNOW SIMPSONS MY SIG HAS SIMPSONS AND MY NAME IS A SIMPSONS NAME SO FROM HERE ON I'M GOING TO DISPLAY EVERY SINGLE BIT OF KNOWLEDGE I KNOW ABOUT SIMPSONS ON THEIR FORUM YES THAT'S A PLAN.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

NO i just happened to think the SAME WAY what are you some kinda conformist? :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

HEY MATT I HEARD ABOUT YA IN THE FORUMS LOL I HEARD YOURE MAD GAY

SHIT WHAT FORUMS

[Esuohlim]

Shit Mr. Vagiclean change your avatar back to original sexsyness before these tough dudes from the Zim forums tell you that your gay because of your avatar. That seems to be their most powerful offense :eek

[Mr. Vagiclean]

look i swear i have nothin on me man don't pull that GUN'S TRIGGER :eek

[eggyolk]

ur all gay :lol

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

"Tough guys from the zim forums".....hmm, I see nobody of that description around here. I am the only one on here who LIKES ZiM, but I try to avoid boards that are nothing but "Zim Zim Zim!" because most of the members are idiots who can't spell worth shit.

[Emu]

Yeha man i know what you mean those boards are full of liek stupid 12 year olds andd they reall like "u suck" :rolleyes

[Mr. Vagiclean]

stop putting so many Zims in your sentences you might actually get bored of yourself and blow up the world tough guy :eek

[eggyolk]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks.gif

[Esuohlim]

oh fuck i can't stands baf spelling eihter! i'm gald that i am at a fourm where it never hapsens

[Dr. V]

Zim sucks. It's a stupid show.






















































GO FAMILY GUY!

[Esuohlim]

I like how Crono posted an ebaumsworld-esque picture and then Komodo was all like "Go Crono!"

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

You mean NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS HAS EVER HEARD OF SLIGHTLY WARPED.COM?!!?



Also, we DO come from a place where bad grammar doesn't happen.

http://www.mkhideout.com you need to type like an adult, or you will be banned/Screwed up by the mods.

[Spectre X]

I think that that qualifies as spamming sites now.

[eggyolk]

http://www.mkhideout.com you need to type like an adult, or you will be banned/Screwed up by the mods.

its like ur taunting us to come in and then threatening to hurt us :/ WHAT DO I HVAE TO DO

[ItalianStereotype]

holy shit, that site sucks.

[Esuohlim]

You mean NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS HAS EVER HEARD OF SLIGHTLY WARPED.COM?!!?



Also, we DO come from a place where bad grammar doesn't happen.

I have pointed out the irony of the second part of your post by highlighting a key word in red. I'm sure the humiliation is overwhelming for you.

[ArrowX]

What, can't even read German? Jesus, you are a faggot.

Anyone ever heard of that new thing called SARCASM?

[ArrowX]

Thy is tomax fighting a guy playing pin the tail on the donkey with a sword?

[Mr. Vagiclean]

OH, are "WE" ;) just destroyng "THEM" ;) or what fellow forum members? give me high "SEVEN" hah got ya you fags :lol thought i was gonna say FIVe then bet you were like "wait this mothafucka is just too wise for that shit" so you were guessing SIX then of course being the WILY FORUM KHAN that will destroy everything in CYBER SIGHT i said "SEVEN" so what can i get a trumphet for the "I-MOCKERY TEAM" ;) OR WHAT