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Anonymous
Jul 6th, 2004, 07:14 PM
sports
Captain Goodtimes
ZiM
Komodo
Pancakes
Jim Duncan
Dynamic Dustin
Pancakes
Crono

More to be named later...

Either shut the fuck up or post in this thread fucktards! :lol

Captain Goodtimes
Jul 6th, 2004, 07:23 PM
Present!

Anonymous
Jul 6th, 2004, 07:40 PM
Captain Goodtimes:

Well its a good thing you got here early, you obviously don't understand how this works.

Okay, I'll explain it S-L-O-W-L-Y so your fucktard mind can comprehend.

I call you a fucktard (or some other insult) you attempt to come back at me. We go on like this until you and the other fucktards stop posting in the thread.

Insulting other fucktards is perfectly fine, but remember you're all suppose to be "teamed up" on me. If you aren't, it defeats the purpose.

The last thread like this was 20 pages long and I still won, but IF you fucktards make it PAST that mark, you'll win a prize. (Even though you'll still ultimately lose against me)

Other than that, there are no rules, now that I've explained all this, I'll trust that the other fucktards will understand as well. (Probably not though seeing as they're all mongoloids)

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:obey :obey :obey :obey

Emu
Jul 6th, 2004, 07:42 PM
Pancakes doesn't deserve to be on that list. :(

BlueOatmeal
Jul 6th, 2004, 07:42 PM
Would a hug help?

Anonymous
Jul 6th, 2004, 07:46 PM
Ah some examples! Now watch carefully to see how this works.

Emu: Yes he does, fucktard. Although he's already proven to be mildly less brain damaged than you fucktard.

BlueOatmeal: Get away from me, you fucking bitch boy fucktard!

See? Its so easy even these fucktards can do it!

Now you try it!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:lol

BlueOatmeal
Jul 6th, 2004, 07:52 PM
Are you sure you don't need a hug. You seem to have a lot of anger. Its ok no one is here to judge you, you don't have to hide under the guise of the "smelly mean guy". I give really good hugs. Me and you can hug and talk about the problems you have and then afterwards we can go out for ice cream. You can cry if you want to.

nothing4buddha
Jul 6th, 2004, 08:39 PM
i wanna hug :(

AChimp
Jul 6th, 2004, 08:44 PM
I hate Pancakes, completely. He's the new Wiffles, except he's named after my fucking breakfast. It's like ArrowX showed the rest of the retards in his lifeskills class how to use the computer and they're all posting now and wanking each other off in every thread.

Sports can also suck a cock, goddammit. No wonder those guys wanted to be banned from here. >:

Perndog
Jul 6th, 2004, 08:45 PM
Thanks for another A+ thread, Max. Let me know if I can do anything to help.

ArrowX
Jul 6th, 2004, 08:46 PM
yeah I'm starting to think that I opened up the stupid floodgates...

sports
Jul 6th, 2004, 09:01 PM
I'm here, but why the fuck isn't Arrow on this list? >:

Nerd
Jul 6th, 2004, 09:02 PM
I have no idea where I stand on this. :/ I used to be the most hated person on the boards but then I kinda stopped posting and people forgot about me. :/

sports
Jul 6th, 2004, 09:04 PM
Hey Captain Goodtimes, get the fuck outta this thread! You don't deserve to be in this thread, so leave...or I call you names. >:.

BlueOatmeal
Jul 6th, 2004, 09:38 PM
i wanna hug :(

Your a girl though. We all know girls are icky and full of lies!

Jixby Phillips
Jul 7th, 2004, 12:13 AM
I hate Pancakes, completely. He's the new Wiffles, except he's named after my fucking breakfast. It's like ArrowX showed the rest of the retards in his lifeskills class how to use the computer and they're all posting now and wanking each other off in every thread.

Sports can also suck a cock, goddammit. No wonder those guys wanted to be banned from here. >:

Wah wah wah i'm a stupid faggot this place sucks these stupid kids i hate should be banned this place sucks did i mention that these total IDITOTS should be banned ps i'm a virgin

fuck you achimp

Jixby Phillips
Jul 7th, 2004, 12:14 AM
I'm here, but why the fuck isn't Arrow on this list? >:

sports you miserable fag quit showing off because you are way fucking worse than arrowx fuck

GADZOOKS
Jul 7th, 2004, 12:14 AM
Jiby, I'm sure you will change you mind about chimp when you VISIT THE DAILY BULL :eek :rolleyes

Jixby Phillips
Jul 7th, 2004, 12:16 AM
hey gadzooks you forgot to turn off your capslock when you registered your name ya homeless fuck

GADZOOKS
Jul 7th, 2004, 12:23 AM
A real man holds down the shift key, punk

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 7th, 2004, 12:27 AM
I'm here. But I shouldn't be on the list, since I am sarcastically stupid. :(

Sethomas
Jul 7th, 2004, 12:38 AM
It certainly doesn't take much to figure out why Mad Max demands the attention solely of those who are almost as retarded as he.

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 12:56 AM
Dammit I'm not getting the ones who I called for! No matter...

BlueOatmeal: I don't need any fucking hugs from you fucktard, I get enough hugs from your slut whore momma who also gives me blow jobs with her hugs.

drumming4buddha: Hey! A Fucktardette! :)

AChimp: Get the fuck outta my thread fucktard nobody gives a shit who you hate. You're just as much of a fucktard as those fucktards, fucktard.

ArrowX: You opened up the fucktard floodgates, fucktard.

sports: I thought you and that fucktard were the same fucktard. My mistake. Next time I'll remember that he's the one who molests little boys and your the one who takes it up the ass.

Nerd: Never fear, as long as you post on this board, you'll ALWAYS be a fucktard!

Jixby: Fuck you fucktard.

GADZOOKS: Hey so much for NEVER posting in my threads again eh fucktard?

Jim: The very fact that you responded to this thread proves that you do deserve to be on the fucking list fucktard.

Sethomas: Hey suicide blonde, it doesn't take much to figure out that you're just as retarded for responding to the thread fucktard! :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 7th, 2004, 12:59 AM
Oh fucktard why don't you fucktards just fucktard across the fucktard while I fucktard in my fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 7th, 2004, 01:00 AM
fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard fucktard

Edit: Hit the wrong button, meant to edit my last post. :(

GADZOOKS
Jul 7th, 2004, 01:05 AM
GADZOOKS: Hey so much for NEVER posting in my threads again eh fucktard?


Excuse me, fudgeturd?

Sethomas
Jul 7th, 2004, 01:06 AM
Nah, it's just good for a laugh. You wouldn't recognize that feeling since you're always on the (losing) defensive. Keep trying to throw something that sticks.

And the suicide thing is a great point, since you're quite obviously too great a pussy to consider it since you have so little to live for that you have to come here for attention. That and you don't even have the mental capacity even to incorporate your RATM rip-off slogan into an actual signature.

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 01:07 AM
Jim: Still trying to learn how to use the internet fucktard? Don't worry you get the hang of it eventually, just let your mom hold your hand like she holds your little shimpy dick when you take piss fucktard!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Its a long way to page 20, its a long way...

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 01:18 AM
GADZOOKS: Posting in my threads fucktard. Claimed you'd never do it again Esuohlim. :rolleyes

Sethomas: And the suicide thing is a great point, since you're quite obviously too great a pussy to consider it since you have so little to live for that you have to come here for attention.

:rolleyes More Irony

And you're too much of a pussy to actually go through with it.
What? Did your Catholic priest brainwash you so much that suicide was a mortal sin when he was molesting you? :lol

I come here for amusement, (I still don't know WHY that hasn't sunk into your fucktard brain yet) its like throwing a banana in the monkey cage and watching them scramble and fight over it. Throwing "Fucktard" at you stupid fuckers has the same effect. So thanks for dancing for me monkey.

Please continue with your "fucktard assumptions" though. I find them to be the most amusing thing on here.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Signatures Suck! :lol

Sajuuk
Jul 7th, 2004, 01:21 AM
MAD MAX IS MADDDDDD TO THE CORE :D

Sethomas
Jul 7th, 2004, 01:21 AM
And you're too much of a pussy to actually go through with it.

Explain that to the emergency room staff. :lol

Twat.

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 01:28 AM
Sajuuk: And you're a FUUUUUUUUUUCKTARD to the core!

Sethomas: Okay so you're not a pussy, you're just a fucking lame ass fucktard who did a half assed job!

Next time try it this way:

1 SHOTGUN + 2 BARRELS IN THE MOUTH + 1 FINGER SQUEEZE ON THE TRIGGER= 1 DEAD FUCKTARD :suicide

:party

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
We're always helpful! :lol

Big McLargehuge
Jul 7th, 2004, 02:03 AM
This is now the Mad Max catch phrase suggestion thread. You suggest a new catch phrase and mad max will call you a fucktard :(

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 02:21 AM
Big McLargehuge: Great idea! Unfortunately you didn't come up with a catch phrase, fucktard!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Fucktard! The catch phrase that NEVER gets old! :lol

BlueOatmeal
Jul 7th, 2004, 02:24 AM
I wish I was a girl so I could give all of me to Mad Max. His badassery is making me hard.

Jixby Phillips
Jul 7th, 2004, 04:19 AM
no mad max FUCK YOU , YOUR THE FUCK TARD HERE go eat some shit you peice of shit oh yeah i guess you'd be a cannibal then huh then you'd go to jail but youd like that because you like gettting raped by gays FUCK YOU

Jixby Phillips
Jul 7th, 2004, 04:21 AM
i'm really sorry for losing my cool guys but sometimes this board just makes me so angry you knwo maybe i should take abreak

sports
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:09 AM
Jixby, get the fuck outta this thread. Leave asshole. >:


Mad Max, shut the fuck up fucktard you stupid little cunt, crybaby, eating pie (Real pie..like apple pie you buy at the store), bastard! >:

Arrow... >:

PILLOWFIGHT
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:15 AM
yioru all a little too harsh!! :(

Duke Mustard of Burgess
Jul 7th, 2004, 10:04 AM
Calm down Max, you're being such a child.

Pancakes
Jul 7th, 2004, 10:08 AM
excues me mad max im sry im late my schoolbus broke down! ;_;

an Achip ur a silly old man go take som Bayer for heartburn ¬¬

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 7th, 2004, 10:11 AM
Yeah, Mr. Rockatansky here seems to have a little anger management proble.

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 12:02 PM
BlueOatmeal: Stop posting you fucking faggot ass fuckard.

Jixby: NO FUCK YOU! Go back to your goddamn trailer park and drinking cum out of your bitch whore momma's cruddy asshole! :lol

sports: You fucking suck at this. Go back to doing something you're good at, like blowing strangers in public bathrooms for hamburgers.

Duke Mustard of Burgess: Calm down Duke, you're being such a fucktard.

Pankcakes: About time your fucktard ass showed up. I thought they made sure those special ed buses always ran on time.

Jim: Its "problem" you illiterate fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

Esuohlim
Jul 7th, 2004, 12:36 PM
I'm posting in this thread to clarify that I'm not Gadzooks and I'm still continuing to not post in any Mad Max threads. :lol :lol :lol

If you point the obvious out, Mad Max, you lose instantly.

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 12:41 PM
Esuohlim/GADZOOKS/Mr. Sarcastic: If you post in my thread you're still a fucktard. :lol :lol :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
We never lose! :lol

GADZOOKS
Jul 7th, 2004, 12:43 PM
Your gimmick is dead.

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 12:49 PM
Esuohlim/GADZOOKS/Mr. Sarcastic: Then stop posting fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Beating a dead horse since 1845! :lol

Sajuuk
Jul 7th, 2004, 12:53 PM
MAD MAX IS MADLY MAD :D

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 01:22 PM
Sajuuk: Fucktard

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Okay, everyone stop posting in this thread now. :lol

sports
Jul 7th, 2004, 01:57 PM
sports: You fucking suck at this. Go back to doing something you're good at, like blowing strangers in public bathrooms for hamburgers.



Nice comeback bitch. Bitch-a-roo, bitchin', bizmannio, bitchfest, bitchfood,....this thread ain't over Mad Max...I will win.

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 02:01 PM
sports: You still fucking suck at this. Go back to being ArrowX's bitch.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Okay seriously, everyone stop posting. :lol

Pancakes
Jul 7th, 2004, 02:18 PM
Pankcakes: About time your fucktard ass showed up. I thought they made sure those special ed buses always ran on time.

hay thos are bad words!! ;_;

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 02:35 PM
Pancakes: No shit, fucktard. Now stop posting in the goddamn fucking thread!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Stop posting, I'm serious. :lol

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 7th, 2004, 03:04 PM
Yeah, Mr. Rockatansky here seems to have a little anger management problem! ;_;

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 03:09 PM
Jim: Alright fucktard, its not funny anymore, stop fucking posting!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Stop posting in this goddamn thread fucktards! :lol

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 7th, 2004, 03:16 PM
Do you know who I am? I am Richmond's number one meteorologist! I am Jim Duncan from NBC 12 Richmond.

Esuohlim
Jul 7th, 2004, 03:22 PM
Mad Max: GET THE FUCK IN THE BIGGEST THREAD IN MOCK WARS AND POST THERE LIKE A MILLION TIMES. WE NEED YOU >:

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 03:23 PM
Jim: You're a fucktard that doesn't know his place.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Okay go ahead, post all you want see if I care! :lol

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 03:24 PM
Esuohlim: I would, but fucktards keep posting in this thread! >:

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 7th, 2004, 03:25 PM
Max is meany!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Okay go ahead, post all you want see if I care! :lol

BlueOatmeal
Jul 7th, 2004, 03:26 PM
Max, your making it harder and harder for me to give you hug. I used to "like like" you but now your just a mean icky person!!

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 03:36 PM
Jim: Fucktard

BlueOatmeal: Fucktard

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

AChimp
Jul 7th, 2004, 05:00 PM
UH OH. JIXBY IS COMING TO THE DEFENSE OF THE RETARDS. :lol

We all better watch out, because he might get upset and post like a big baby if we threaten to IP ban some of his characters. :(

nothing4buddha
Jul 7th, 2004, 05:28 PM
whoa i'm a fucktardette :eek

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 7th, 2004, 05:38 PM
Poor purple rat girl, being a fucktardette.

the[Hitman]
Jul 7th, 2004, 06:01 PM
poor retarded cunt attempting to be funny.

sadie
Jul 7th, 2004, 06:14 PM
the reality is the hitman doesn't exist.

ArrowX
Jul 7th, 2004, 06:23 PM
i wanna touch him but I cant :(

Dynamic Dustin M.
Jul 7th, 2004, 06:41 PM
Is it worth the time to insult Mad Max? Nah, I have better things to do such as super gluing my microphone back together and jerking off to lesbian porn... Not neccisarrily in that order.

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 08:30 PM
Look fucktards I asked you all fucking nicely, but now I'm getting ticked off.

STOP FUCKING POSTING IN THIS FUCKING THREAD!

But since you already have...

AChimp: Veteran Fucktard

Drumming4buddha: Fucktardette

Jim: Uberfucktard

thehitman: Generic Fucktard

sadie: Another Fucktardette

ArrowX: Fucktard Bitch

Dynamic Dustin: Faggot Fucktard

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Stop posting, no really. :lol

sadie
Jul 7th, 2004, 08:34 PM
i :love you, madmax. really.

sports
Jul 7th, 2004, 08:39 PM
sports: You still fucking suck at this. Go back to being ArrowX's bitch.

HA! Arrow is my bitch! *Gives Arrow to get my some damn coffee* *Comes back with coffee* I don't like coffee bitch! *throws coffee at fucktards face!*

Now you listen here shitface, I ain't stopping posting in this thread. Til I say so. >: I hereby QUIT posting at I-mockery.com FOREVER!

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 08:51 PM
sports: You WISH Arrow was your bitch! Because compared to you Arrow is the Leather Boy in your fag relationship while you get to play the limp wristed fairy queen who pulls his panties down whenever Esuohlim's brothas from da hood pull a train on your pastey white ass! And you squeal in faggot delight when you feel those big fat ebony cocks tear your colon open and tickle your goddamn fucking prostate!

You suck. You'll always suck. Blow your brains out NOW fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Was that over the top? :lol

FreakinStrange
Jul 7th, 2004, 08:55 PM
no, that was just right

Esuohlim
Jul 7th, 2004, 08:58 PM
I hereby QUIT posting at I-mockery.com FOREVER!

Holy shit, Mad Max, if you seriously made Sports do this then anything and everything between us is now over and you're my favorite person here. :(

Lotida
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:14 PM
Holy shit, Mad Max, if you seriously made Sports do this then anything and everything between us is now over and you're my favorite person here. :(

Will you be blowing him now?

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:16 PM
Lotida: Don't worry, I won't be replacing you. :lol

Bubba da redneck
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:23 PM
Howdy everybody im back my old computer got busted by my relative celine when she tried to hump it. I decided to post my return in there here thread because i didnt waant to waste space just to make a thread for alittle olkd me in sure no none wil mind

Dynamic Dustin M.
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:30 PM
Damn Max... You really got a hell of a head on your shoulders... I mean to use all of your phrases such as "fucktard" "fucktard" "retarded fucktard" "faggot fucktard" ETC... Really just makes me want to be just like you. In fact to hell with this, from this day forward, I will be known as Mad Maxamillian!!! LONG LIVE MY HERO!!! :suicide







BTW, Come up with some new fucking material jackass.

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:36 PM
Dustin: Yes, I know you want to be like me, but unfortunately your inbred genetic condition doesn't allow for that. Just try to follow along with the rest of your fellow fucktard classmates.

Hey fucktard, how about you trying to actually get some material to begin with fucktard?

And don't post in the goddamn thread anymore either, I'm getting sick of telling you fucktards this.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

Bubba da redneck
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:39 PM
who you calling a inbred

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:40 PM
potrzebie

Bubba da redneck
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:45 PM
what does that mean

Dynamic Dustin M.
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:49 PM
Max... Did you become a retard by being dropped or simply by being blessed as the most idiotic person on the planet? I tend to believe maybe it is a combo of both...

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:49 PM
furshlugginer

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:51 PM
Dustin: Hey did you become a fucktard over time or were you born that way? No wait. You could've ONLY been born that way. :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Stop posting in this thread please. :lol

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:52 PM
potrzebie

Bubba da redneck
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:54 PM
hey you faggot named mad max you better answer me or else

Dynamic Dustin M.
Jul 7th, 2004, 09:55 PM
Dustin: Hey did you become a fucktard over time or were you born that way? No wait. You could've ONLY been born that way. :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Stop posting in this thread please. :lol

Oh ROFL... Man it takes talent to copy other jokes...

(Granted I stole that from stand up comedy but no matter!)

And just to piss you off, I am keeping this alive and well. Chew on that you 1 dimentional piece of unoriginal trash.

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 10:03 PM
Dustin: Hey fucktard, you're the idiot who keeps posting in a vain attempt to argue with me. Thanks for proving you're an unintelligent fucktard monkey who jumps through the hoops. :lol

And News Flash fucktard, all the shit you've been saying to me, has ALL been said before and much better, fucktard. So on top of being a bitch who's acting exactly how I want, you're also unoriginal.
:lol

Keep going though, I'm waiting to see if you'll surprise me, but your lack of wit and brain power already demonstrates that you won't. :/

bubba: I did answer you, fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Stop posting seriously. :lol

Dynamic Dustin M.
Jul 7th, 2004, 10:17 PM
You know Max... You're right. Since I am a "monkey who jumps through hoops" lets just end this thread once and for all with some quick facts about you.

MAD MAX

1. Has an unhealthy obsession with the word "fucktard".

2. Actually has the gull to want to put a stop to a thread he made to "call out" several of us newer to I-Mockery.

3. Is stumped by anything child-proof.

4. Is proving he is a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt by continuing to put on some sort of "show of fucktarditude" to entertain himself on I-Mockery.

5. Is living proof that a sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

With that being said, you are not even beneath my contempt. Good day sir.

ArrowX
Jul 7th, 2004, 10:17 PM
Dustin wasn't born an idiot its because his parents got the bright idea to build their house near industrial power lines and a glue factory.

Dynamic Dustin M.
Jul 7th, 2004, 10:20 PM
Dustin wasn't born an idiot its because his parents got the bright idea to build their house near industrial power lines and a glue factory.

This would be an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

BTW, you look like shit. Is that the style now?

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 10:23 PM
Dustin: Awww the little fucktard monkey's upset. Its okay. Don't cry. :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

ArrowX
Jul 7th, 2004, 10:25 PM
how can you see me?

and hows about you tottle off you annoying little bitch weasel

Dynamic Dustin M.
Jul 7th, 2004, 10:32 PM
:bestthread


:loo

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 10:37 PM
Dustin: Hey fucktard, way to show we haven't effected you in ANY way! :lol

Seriously if you're gonna pull a hissy fit and storm off, make sure you actually do it. Your last "insults" have more of an impact that way, fucktard.

Now you just look like a wishy washy, whiney little fucktard bitch. :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
I WANT YOU TO POST IN THIS THREAD FUCKTARDS! :lol

the[Hitman]
Jul 7th, 2004, 10:55 PM
What the hell.
Max missed Arrow and continued the sodomization of Dustin.

Is Arrow getting some under the table respect?

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 11:25 PM
Max missed Arrow and continued the sodomization of Dustin.

:lol

ArrowX gets called every name in the book by everyone else here, so its pointless for me to insult him really. This was suppose to be a noob bashing thread anyway.

But I suppose appearances have to be made...

ArrowX: Shut the fuck up fucktard and go back to your little bitch slap war with sports assuming that fucking pussy hasn't left the board forever after the verbal raping I gave him.

hitman: Fucktard

Actually I forgot about pillowfight a few posts back too, so...

Pillowfight: Fucktardette

I think this is the first time so many women have posted in one of my threads, so this is a real special occasion!

:party

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Just business, nothing personal...

nothing4buddha
Jul 7th, 2004, 11:28 PM
o0o0o0 do me next max! do me next ! :)

Dynamic Dustin M.
Jul 7th, 2004, 11:30 PM
Sigh... I am out of responses.

Max, I concede. I am a Fucktard. Give me the rest of my anal pounding and I am off to bed. lol :moon

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 11:32 PM
drumming4buddha: Fucktardette! :)

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Because I'm the SMOOTH pimp daddy of love! And Esuohlim is my BLACK MANSERVANT!

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 11:34 PM
Dustin: See? Now don't you feel better fucktard? :)

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

Dynamic Dustin M.
Jul 7th, 2004, 11:35 PM
Dustin: See? Now don't you feel better fucktard? :)

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

Yeah, I do. Now who do I go about seeing to get a job with Evil Empire Enterprises? :)

BlueOatmeal
Jul 7th, 2004, 11:37 PM
Jeez where is my anal pounding?

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 11:40 PM
Dustin: Nobody. We're not hiring right now fucktard.

Blue Oatmeal: I think you've recieved enough anal ponding from your Daddy, fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

Dynamic Dustin M.
Jul 7th, 2004, 11:43 PM
Damn... Just when I thought I had the right verbage for "Fucktard" down... Oh well. Keep my application and remember, I will take anal poundage to get to the top... BUT I DAMN WELL EXPECT A REACH AROUND! :lol

Anonymous
Jul 7th, 2004, 11:54 PM
Dustin: Well since you're all into that fag shit, I'll direct you to ArrowX's business: Sodomy Inc.

You, along with ArrowX, sports, Jim Weather, and other faggots, you all can fuck, suck, blow and swallow to your heart's content! :)

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
We ain't into that gay shit! :lol

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 8th, 2004, 12:11 AM
My name is Jim Weather fucktard! It's Jim Duncan with Weather! Now you little fucktard, you better lsiten to me now, respect your elders!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
We ain't into that gay shit! :lol

Anonymous
Jul 8th, 2004, 12:23 AM
Jim: Ha ha! You just said your name WAS Jim Weather fucktard! :lol

You fucked up, you dumb bastard! :lol

And you spelled "listen" wrong too, you illiterate fucktard! :lol

Come on, you're making this too easy fucktard! :lol

And don't you DARE edit your fucking mistakes. You're a pussy if you do! :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 8th, 2004, 12:27 AM
You're a pussy no matter what you do, so I don't care.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:lol

Anonymous
Jul 8th, 2004, 12:31 AM
Jim: Ohhh great come back fucktard. Did you strain to come up with that yourself, or did your Mommy help you think it up in between her blowing her next customer?

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:lol

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 8th, 2004, 12:34 AM
How'd you know my mom was a hairdresser?

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

Anonymous
Jul 8th, 2004, 12:42 AM
Jim: Wait, your Mom gives head while she cuts hair? I have to say that's a talented woman! :)

Too bad she gave birth to such a fucktard like you though!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Okay, really everyone stop posting in this thread.

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 8th, 2004, 12:46 AM
Why'd you make a post for us if you don't want us to post in it? fucktard

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Mad Max Hugs Cock! :lol

Sajuuk
Jul 8th, 2004, 12:47 AM
:blowme

Anonymous
Jul 8th, 2004, 12:52 AM
Jim: Why do you keep posting in it, thus proving my point that you're a fucktard?

Sajuuk: Stop posting the "Sajuuk emoticon" fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
No really stop posting in the thread. :lol

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 8th, 2004, 12:54 AM
Mad Max: Why do you keep posting in it, thus proving my point that you're a fucktard?

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
No really stop posting in the thread. :lol

Anonymous
Jul 8th, 2004, 01:05 AM
Jim: Nice try, fucktard. But considering its my thread, whatever you do is basically what I want, my little fucktard monkey. You can't fucking beat me, just walk away now and you can at LEAST still have ranking above sports.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Go ahead post all you want! :lol

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 8th, 2004, 01:07 AM
Is it even possible to go lower than sports?

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Wow, this is getting boring. :/

Immortal Goat
Jul 8th, 2004, 01:10 AM
Ya know what? I actually find this entertaining. Thank you Mad Max, you have made my day.

Anonymous
Jul 8th, 2004, 01:11 AM
Jim: well its rare, but it CAN happen. I think Pee Wee was the last one to reach that level, oh wait I think Drew reached that level, with his little bitch fit in his "goodbye" post.

Well anyway, fucktard. :)

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

Anonymous
Jul 8th, 2004, 01:12 AM
Immortal Goat: Glad to help fucktard! :)

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:)

Sajuuk
Jul 8th, 2004, 02:00 AM
:blowme

Dole
Jul 8th, 2004, 07:59 AM
ermmmm.......Mad Max is actually becoming quite entertaining. But then look at the competition :|

eggyolk
Jul 8th, 2004, 08:03 AM
stfu fucktard

Dole
Jul 8th, 2004, 08:34 AM
foad, ysfc

Matt Harty
Jul 8th, 2004, 08:44 AM
ermmmm.......Mad Max is actually becoming quite entertaining. But then look at the competition :|

Yeah, it's funny how all of his topics become 30 pages because he pisses you guys off so much.

Lotida
Jul 8th, 2004, 08:41 PM
Yeah, it's funny how all of his topics become 30 pages because he pisses you guys off so much.

And you never post in any of them... :rolleyes

Matt Harty
Jul 8th, 2004, 08:44 PM
I don't know what the fuck that has to with anything.

Anonymous
Jul 8th, 2004, 08:46 PM
Fuck yeah! I think its time to just boost ALL my threads up! Step back because I'm about to have a bout of fucking Tourette's! :lol

Sajuuk: Stop posting your goddamn emoticon fucktard!

Dole: I was ALWAYS entertaining fucktard!

eggyolk: Shut the fuck up fucktard!

Matt Harty: Stop proving you're a fucking cocksucking bitch boy and quit posting in them!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

Matt Harty
Jul 8th, 2004, 08:56 PM
REPEATING OURSELF NOW ARE WE? :rolleyes

Anonymous
Jul 8th, 2004, 08:58 PM
Matt: Fuck you and the goddamn fucktard you rode in on and that would be Gadzooks you fucking queer baiting faggot NAMBLA member! :lol

Matt Harty
Jul 8th, 2004, 09:22 PM
REPEATING OURSELF NOW ARE WE? :rolleyes

Anonymous
Jul 8th, 2004, 09:36 PM
Matt: Fuck you and the goddamn fucktard you rode in on and that would be Gadzooks you fucking queer baiting faggot NAMBLA member! :lol

Matt Harty
Jul 8th, 2004, 10:04 PM
REPEATING OURSELF NOW ARE WE? :rolleyes

Anonymous
Jul 8th, 2004, 10:10 PM
Matt: Fuck you and the goddamn fucktard you rode in on and that would be Gadzooks you fucking queer baiting faggot NAMBLA member! :lol

Matt Harty
Jul 8th, 2004, 10:12 PM
REPEATING OURSELF NOW ARE WE? :rolleyes

Anonymous
Jul 8th, 2004, 10:12 PM
Matt: Fuck you and the goddamn fucktard you rode in on and that would be Gadzooks you fucking queer baiting faggot NAMBLA member! :lol

Matt Harty
Jul 8th, 2004, 10:34 PM
REPEATING OURSELF NOW ARE WE? :rolleyes

Esuohlim
Jul 8th, 2004, 11:07 PM
Oh sh*t it's been over a half hour so Matt Harty won.

Matt Harty
Jul 8th, 2004, 11:42 PM
TOO EASY

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 8th, 2004, 11:42 PM
YAY!

Anonymous
Jul 9th, 2004, 12:03 AM
WRONG AGAIN FUCKTARDS!

:lol

Matt Harty
Jul 9th, 2004, 12:04 AM
SRY PROCEED TO THE NEXT THREAD IVE ALREADY WON :)

Anonymous
Jul 9th, 2004, 12:08 AM
Matt: You can't fucking win fucktard, its my thread, my fucking rules. So shut the fuck up and take your loss like the bitch boy you are motherfucker! :lol

Matt Harty
Jul 9th, 2004, 12:09 AM
SRY PROCEED TO THE NEXT THREAD IVE ALREADY WON :)

Anonymous
Jul 9th, 2004, 12:11 AM
Matt: You can't fucking win fucktard, its my thread, my fucking rules. So shut the fuck up and take your loss like the bitch boy you are motherfucker! :lol

Matt Harty
Jul 9th, 2004, 12:19 AM
REPEATING OURSELVES NOW ARE WE? :rolleyes

Anonymous
Jul 9th, 2004, 12:22 AM
Matt: Fuck you and the goddamn fucktard you rode in on and that would be Gadzooks you fucking queer baiting faggot NAMBLA member! :lol

Matt Harty
Jul 9th, 2004, 12:48 AM
REPEATING OURSELVES NOW ARE WE? :rolleyes

Anonymous
Jul 9th, 2004, 12:54 AM
Matt: Fuck you and the goddamn fucktard you rode in on and that would be Gadzooks you fucking queer baiting faggot NAMBLA member! :lol

Y'know Seth is a lot better at this, he posted a Psycho rant at me! :love

Matt Harty
Jul 9th, 2004, 12:56 AM
You're hardly worth a rant of any sort.

Anonymous
Jul 9th, 2004, 01:03 AM
Matt: You just can't come up with one, fucktard.

Matt Harty
Jul 9th, 2004, 01:32 AM
I'd need to be angry about something.

Dr. V
Jul 10th, 2004, 12:43 AM
hi

liquidstatik
Jul 10th, 2004, 03:17 AM
Hay :D