Goodbye Fucktards! :D

[Anonymous]

IamanASSHOLE: hey fucktard
fucktard1: hi
IamanASSHOLE: Mad Max
IamanASSHOLE: I missed imockalypse
IamanASSHOLE: what the fuck happened
IamanASSHOLE: tell me every fucking thing
fucktard1: pub lover got banned temporarily for saying “boot lipped spear chucker”
IamanASSHOLE: which fucktard banned him?
fucktard1: i'm pretty sure it was rog
IamanASSHOLE: fag
IamanASSHOLE: anyway
fucktard1: yeah
fucktard1: well, anyway, he got schimid, professor cool, rongi and crunch whipped into a frenzy
fucktard1: and they started a thread that was just a sea of racial slurs, spamming, and porn
fucktard1: and to be honest, it was one of the most hilarious things i've ever seen
IamanASSHOLE: and rog banned those fucktards?
fucktard1: yep
IamanASSHOLE: Shit!
IamanASSHOLE: they were some of my key fucktards to insult!
fucktard1: yeah, the whole thing was kind of ridiculous
fucktard1: but from what i understand most of them wanted to stop posting anyway, but they needed an excuse.
IamanASSHOLE: its gone down the shitter lately
IamanASSHOLE: I insult but its hardly challenging
fucktard1: yeah, it's pretty lame anymore
IamanASSHOLE: are those fucktards going to be unbanned
fucktard1: i think boogie said it was a possibility
IamanASSHOLE: Oh whoopie
IamanASSHOLE: pure fucktardery
fucktard1: basically

I was at a dyke rally when this shit happened. This is fucking ridiculous, and I'm sure there has already been a bunch of bitching about it. I'd like to take the time to flip the motherfucking bird to all those fucktards who piss me off, and leave.

Esuohlim:
Fuck you, you stupid fucking fucktard. You're a loser adult who thinks he's still a precious late teen. Good luck with your "comedy" career. If by comedy you mean ripping off other people’s jokes and being viciously untalented. Everyone has been fucking sucking up to you this whole time, and I just want to let you know that you are easily the worst fucktard ever. Pray for more money for your "education" from your inbred relatives that you are leeching off of, and your fucktard boyfriend who you love to mention is El Salvadorian.

Matt Harty: I hope you lost my 10 dollars for that midget hooker you wanted, you unfunny prick. You and SpectreX. You and SpectreX have the shittiest jokes. Even those fucktards Immortal Goat and Hickman run circles around you.

ArrowX: Contrary to popular belief, you rule.

Pee Wee: was the man.

Cosmo: You sucked hard, fucktard.

Sethomas: You really, really sucked fucktard. Your clumsy attempts at humor were so fucking awful. I hope you really do succeed in committing fucking suicide, you Backstreet Boy-listening dickshit.

Retro: Still one of the fucking worst.

Lotida: I'd like to apologize for our early feuding, you were cool.

mburbank: Very cool off the boards.


The only reason I can think of staying would be to finally see the elusive OAO pic. Fuck that. This place is just fucktard central.


You’re all goddamn fucktards I mean that sincerely; this is not a fucking joke.


PS And I was Mad Max

PSS I’m not really leaving.
:lol

[bigtimecow]

BA BABA BA BABA BANNNED

[Esuohlim]

I insult but it's hardly challenging

My God...

[GADZOOKS]

I really wish mad max was leaving, but what I really wish is that he died in a car crash ala ProfCool.

[Esuohlim]

I like how I was so much of an effect on Mad Max that he typed a whole paragraph just for me. :(

I also think Sports hasn't posted since he said "I QUIT I-MOCKERY FOREVER" after Mad Max said mean things to him over the Internet. That alone probably hindered Mad Max's plan to annoy people on a message board because he actually made someone who sucks leave. :(

[GADZOOKS]

Sports will be back, he's just out of season. :lol

[Esuohlim]

Oh Gadzooks, you are a gas.

Haha, I bet people are thinking that I really am talking to myself right now. :(

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim:
Fuck you, you stupid fucking fucktard.

UH OH, THIS FIRST SENTENCE HAS THE CONNOTATION OF PURE REGRETFUL DEFEAT :eek

[GADZOOKS]

We are two of kind, aye milhouse :(

I'll like mad max if he could convince el mariachi to leave.

He attempted to steal my word.

[Esuohlim]

I'm getting really tired of kellychaos, myself.

[GADZOOKS]

I remember he posted a picture, he was very fat and very yellow.

It like staring at the sun, it burns your eyes.

[Anonymous]

What are you on about? I barely typed anything, I merely cut and pasted Drew's letter, and changed some words around for a cheap laugh.

Sheesh...

Anyway I'd now like to announce that me and Esuohlim are best friends! :lol

[GADZOOKS]

So she was a tickler!
A tickler!
And I'm not a stickler for that!
You're not a stickler for a tickler!
Not a stickler for a tickler!

Stickler tickler stickler tickler stickler tickler stickler tickler stickler tickler stickler tickler...

[Matt Harty]

PS And I was Mad Max

HUH?

[Esuohlim]

And what is the deal with New England? Last time I checked, it's not that new.

Oh shit Seinfeld's on right now. And Family Guy later. :(

[GADZOOKS]

i still on a hour till seinfields on, hahahaha

matt tardy warned me on the INTERNET :eek

[Matt Harty]

hahahahhahahahahahahahhahah

[Matt Harty]

gadzooks called me an asshole on the internet!!! :eek

[Esuohlim]

Seinfeld's on at 6:30, 7:00, 7:30, 10:30, and 11:00. And on Wednesdays it's all that plus 9:00 and 9:30. :D :D

[GADZOOKS]

Now im in 35% of trouble on the instant messenger.

[Matt Harty]

and 100% hilarious all the time!! really!


f**k you gadzooks

[GADZOOKS]

^ Not a stickler for a tickler.

Seinfeld's on at 6:30, 7:00, 7:30, 10:30, and 11:00. And on Wednesdays it's all that plus 9:00 and 9:30. :D :D

we only get it twice a night :(

But on winamp, i can watch all the sienfield i want.

And kids in the hall, sometimes, and NewsRadio

NEWSRADIO >:

[Matt Harty]

I hope to god you're professor cool GADZOOKS, otherwise you're in BIG TROUBLE :eek

[Matt Harty]

Gadzooks are you typing a response?

[GADZOOKS]

Big trouble, why, he never uses it anymore.

[GADZOOKS]

Not anymore matt harty.

[Matt Harty]

I thought so, you have permission to speak freely again.

[GADZOOKS]

(chrrt) You forgot to say over, over. (chrrt)

[Matt Harty]

(cchrt) out (cchrt)

[GADZOOKS]

uh oh

[Esuohlim]

...and NewsRadio

NEWSRADIO >:

Sh*t you win :(

[GADZOOKS]

just get dsl or cabel and get winamp 5, internet tv dude.

And if you don't have the money like me, just mooch the the good internet vibes off a unsuspecting friend.

:lol Andy Dick got fired and is sleeping in dave foley's office :lol

[Anonymous]

GADZOOKS/Esuohlim: That shit wasn't funny the first time, get the fuck off this goddamn board fucktard! :lol

Matt: Stop being E's bitch boy fucktard turd juggler! :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
DICKSNOT FUCKTARD BITCH BOY FUCK SHIT PISS HELL FUCK! :lol

[Esuohlim]

SWEARING IS BADASS WHEN YOU'RE 11

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: Yeah and since you're only 10, you shouldn't be doing it fucktard! :lol

[Matt Harty]

WHOA

[Anonymous]

Matt: Whoa your fucking self you goddamn fucking ass gargling bitch fucktard! :lol

[Matt Harty]

WHOA

[Anonymous]

Matt: Whoa your fucking self you goddamn fucking ass gargling bitch fucktard! You fucking ass clown dick sucking whore! You rotten pussy lipped bitch who's suffering from the goddamn third stage of syphilis! :lol

[Matt Harty]

WHOA

[Anonymous]

Matt: Whoa your fucking self you goddamn fucking ass gargling bitch fucktard! You fucking ass clown dick sucking whore! You rotten pussy lipped bitch who's suffering from the goddamn third stage of syphilis! You Hippo shit eating fucktard! You dick licking cuntbag! You fucking Elephant molesting prick! :lol

[Sajuuk]

:3

[Anonymous]

sajuuk: Get the fuck out fucktard! Can't you see me, Esuohlim and Matt are working on a routine here? :lol

[Sajuuk]

:3

[Anonymous]

sajuuk: Get the fuck out fucktard! Can't you see me, Esuohlim and Matt are working on a routine here? :lol

[Matt Harty]

WHOA

[Sajuuk]

OMG LIKE CARACTER NOW LOL

[Anonymous]

Matt: Whoa your fucking self you goddamn fucking ass gargling bitch fucktard! You fucking ass clown dick sucking whore! You rotten pussy lipped bitch who's suffering from the goddamn third stage of syphilis! You Hippo shit eating fucktard! You dick licking cuntbag! You fucking Elephant molesting prick! You fucking granny fucker! You goddamn possium piss drinker! You who would shove vegetables up your ass until it made you blow your load all over your faggot dad's face! :lol

[Sethomas]

Max, if you're so intimidated by me that you want me dead so much, why don't you stop being a pussy and actually come out here and kill me yourself? I put my hometown name in my location field, so it wouldn't be hard at all to find me. Hell, I'd even provide my address to you if you would prove you're coming. I'd even provide you with a knife to attack me unarmed. Then I'd pay your survivors $10 a minute beyond the first ten seconds before you die.

But of course, it's common knowledge that you're a pubescent weakling who's never been in a fight, has no friends, is a virgin, and would shit himself if he saw me in real life.

Fucking pussy. QED.

[Sajuuk]

:3

[Anonymous]

Seth: Ah thanks for breaking up the monotony. Now what the fuck are you on about? Something about killing you? Why would waste my time doing that? Throw away my life on a depressed piece of shit like you? Yeah THAT would happen.

Seth, you can't take these things so seriously. Calm down and take your medicine and put the razors away from the wrists. I really don't give a shit whether you live or die, I just get a kick out of making fun of your mental illness. :lol

Besides I'm not allowed to cross the street. :lol

Glad to see I still haven't had ANY effect on you though! :lol

[Sethomas]

The only "effect" you've had on me is the induction of pity. You're a sad, weak pretender.

[Sajuuk]

:3

[Anonymous]

Seth: Uh huh. Well as always your amateur analysis of me is always amusing.

The mere fact that you felt the need to post a psycho rant a page back doesn't mean ANYTHING at all right? :lol

If I'm a sad weak pretender then what are you doing even responding to me? Shouldn't you just be "above" this sort of thing?
Yes I know you claim you're getting a cheap laugh by posting, but actually that's the exact same thing I'M doing. Just on a grander scale. So sorry to say, we're very much alike. :lol

Your arguements fail that I haven't had an effect because you've already proven a strong dislike for me since I got here for whatever reason, while I on the other hand could care less one way or the other about you. (Of course this include a bunch of others as well, not just you)

Anyway, you're more amusing than Esuohlim. :)

[Sethomas]

You're neglecting the fact that you actually put effort into your tripe, where I clearly don't. How many hours do you spend on this board a day? How many of your posts consist of more than thirty words? I guess I'm done pointing out your mental handicap, since you make it obvious on your own.

[Anonymous]

Seth: What the fuck are you talking about? Its not like what I write is that hard to come up with. It doesn't take any time at all, let alone type it out.

The "long first post" is a trade mark baiting tactic I've been using since I got here, and it still works apparently so I see no reason to change it.

Then the rest of the posts degenerate into, well what you see plastered on this board now.

[Matt Harty]

What exactly is your point though, if it was to piss anyone off then you're going nowhere fast.