Hmm.

[Perndog]

She kissed a guy recently who now has mono. She's got no symptoms but apparently it can take months to show itself. Here's a snip of our conversation.

********: I understand if you don't want to take any risks.

Pernthedog: I'm willing to assume a minor risk of two weeks of debilitating illness sometime in the next several months for the chance to kiss you again.

Am I romantic or what? ;)

[GADZOOKS]

See that's why I always set it to stereo.

[Perndog]

I actually laughed at that. I hate you.

[AChimp]

For some reason, girls are incredibly resistant to mono. I have never heard of a girl getting it, but quite a few guys I know have had it.

I had it, too, although I escaped with a very mild case of it. The only symptom was the extreme tiredness for about a week, but the mono test came back positive, so WTF, eh? The doctor said he'd never seen anything like it before. ;)

[Matt Harty]

I'd never risk any sickness for a female, they'd never do the same for you.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

For some reason, girls are incredibly resistant to mono. I have never heard of a girl getting it, but quite a few guys I know have had it.

I had it, too, although I escaped with a very mild case of it. The only symptom was the extreme tiredness for about a week, but the mono test came back positive, so WTF, eh? The doctor said he'd never seen anything like it before. ;)

Since you already had the black death, it was unlikely the mono could any further injure you. :/

[HickMan]

OH MY GOD! YOU'RE SUCH A DREAM BOAT! TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!

[AChimp]

Since you already had the black death, it was unlikely the mono could any further injure you. :/
HAR! No, this was the first one. :(

Incidentally, though, mono is like chickenpox. Once you catch it, you can never get sick from it again. ;)

[Matt Harty]

But it can still hide in your throat and spread it to people after your healthy again. :lol

[AChimp]

YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T SNOG YOU. >:

[Terra]

Skip the kiss.

Go for the fuck.

Your dick is immune to mono.

[Perndog]

She doesn't have sex with her summer flings. :(

But she doesn't sleep with them either, and we slept together last week, so maybe I'm special. :)

[AChimp]

Girls who have summer "flings" are extremely, extremely shallow.

[Anonymous]

I see nothing but good things that can come of this.

[Perndog]

Chimp, that's just your inner (outer?) virgin talking.

I have summer flings, too, because I like going out with pretty girls and I don't want to be abstinent for four months just because everyone's home for the summer. Does that make me extremely, extremely shallow, too, or is it okay for guys and not for girls?

Moron.

Oh, and I told her you said that and she now wants to kick you in the nuts. :)

[Anonymous]

Nothing but blue skies and happy feelings for all.

[Matt Harty]

Girls who have summer "flings" are extremely, extremely shallow.

Actually, once you find out that all females are moody bitches who make you miserable sooner or later, you'll have no problem being with a bunch of random hot girls with no emotions at all.

Same for the girls, since they already know we're all assholes.

[Anonymous]

Matt Harty, since when did you become the most brilliant man on these boards :<

[Matt Harty]

I didn't I just went out with alot of bitches. :(

[AChimp]

Chimp, that's just your inner (outer?) virgin talking.

I have summer flings, too, because I like going out with pretty girls and I don't want to be abstinent for four months just because everyone's home for the summer. Does that make me extremely, extremely shallow, too, or is it okay for guys and not for girls?

Moron.

Oh, and I told her you said that and she now wants to kick you in the nuts. :)
What do you care? You're a Satanist. You're supposed to be prep'ing her for some ritual sacrifice.

PS. I think you are very shallow. :)

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Summer flings without sex make no sense. What's the point? If the emotional attachment is lacking, then physical connection should be the main goal.

[HickMan]

I made out with some hot Italian chick at camp and I forgot her name :(

[the[Hitman]]

Girls who have summer "flings" are extremely, extremely shallow.

i think you meant extremely, extremely skanky.

if they have one with you imagine how many were before you...

[executioneer]

hitman would you please go into detail as to how skanky is not a subset of shallow and use proofs

[FartinMowler]

Chimp, that's just your inner (outer?) virgin talking.

I have summer flings, too, because I like going out with pretty girls and I don't want to be abstinent for four months just because everyone's home for the summer. Does that make me extremely, extremely shallow, too, or is it okay for guys and not for girls?

Moron.

Oh, and I told her you said that and she now wants to kick you in the nuts.

You really have nothing better to do than tell your girl friend what Achimp said on the internet? So far I have never mentioned what I say or do on this site to my wife or kids because I'm ashamed to talk to any of you, and that's the way it should be, so go and kill her so she never know's what transpires in these secret and boring pieces of your inane, pasty faced life of a biography.

[Perndog]

Unlike you, Fartin, I-Mockery does not constitute a portion of my real life, and anything that does or does not happen in this little online world has absolutely no bearing on my everyday existence. I have no qualms laughing among real friends for a moment about the ignorance of a lonely teenaged virgin whom I will never meet.

As far as having anything better to do...how long do you think it takes to speak one sentence? I'm not sure about you, but for those of us who actually have a respectable command of our native language, it's hard to regret the waste of those three seconds.

[Pub Lover]

Oh no, Pern played the 'internet isn't real' card. :eek

What a jerk. >:

[Anonymous]

So far I have never mentioned what I say or do on this site to my wife or kids because I'm ashamed to talk to any of you, and that's the way it should be, so go and kill her so she never know's what transpires in these secret and boring pieces of your inane, pasty faced life of a biography.
That was actually pretty funny :(

[kellychaos]

Summer lovin' ... happened so faaaast. :(

[AChimp]

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:blah

[GADZOOKS]

Wow :(

[FartinMowler]

I'm the unborn bat child of Perndog :/ lucky I'm liquored up or I would get upset.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

i am so buying that game :eek

[Perndog]

:lol

That was funny on so many levels.

The skull on my desk is resting on a hand, actually. You should fix that part.

[AChimp]

Hmm... I will submit your suggestion to my artistic director for the sequel. :posh

[Matt Harty]

lol

[Pub Lover]

:lol with Chimp.

[Anonymous]

that was good ;<

[Demogorgon]

I think vampires are immune to mono...
I got it really bad. All i could eat for 2 and a half weeks had to be very cold and very soft. Not to mention the lack of all energy and other effects. Miseable time. But right after I recovered (they said I could still pass it to others for a six month period) neither of my two girlfriends in the next six months got it (yes, kissing, I'll point it out before some intolerable moron does). But then again, I think I got it from a water-fountain... :/