why the Hell are my dumbshit friends getting more action?

[Neurotic monkey]

My Argentinan friend got to second base with some dumb bitch a week before he moved to Texas. And my asshole Jew freind get himself a shy nerdy girl. Lastly, my gargantuan hairy friend found himself a flat breasted feminist Nazi . What the fuck is wrong with me?

[the[Hitman]]

your standards arent low enough to go for the bottom of the barrel women?

[Emu]

My Argentinan friend got to second base with some dumb bitch a week before he moved to Texas. And my asshole Jew freind get himself a shy nerdy girl. Lastly, my gargantuan hairy friend found himself a flat breasted feminist Nazi . What the fuck is wrong with me?

Notice the key words "Argentinan," "Jew," and "hairy." If you're all three of these things you'll be having chocolate-covered threesomes in no time.

:posh

[Demogorgon]

Time to rethink my religion...

[AChimp]

:lol @ Emu

[executioneer]

having sex is for stupids, that is why

[executioneer]

of course if that was true... :eek