A long boring post by Mike

[Mike]

HEY CHOJIN. I want to know why you follow me around with your little reprimands when I post. You criticize me for being uninteresting and not funny, but when was the last time you actually said something that was really worth reading? I barely ever see posts of yours outside of the PYPH thread except right after I've said something. It looks to me like the only reason you're here is just to post pictures of your girly hair and slap me on the wrist.

Now, I know you're not going to put ANY thought into your response but just so you know that I'm aware of this, I'll just cover one more fact. I KNOW I'm not a "mocker" and I know I don't fit in here at all, so I know I'm not a challenge to mock. You can't mock either, but the only reason you're here is because you've been here for a long time and you can't fit in ANYWHERE ELSE. If this isn't the case, then why don't you mock someone else who is up to your level of Great Intellectual Mocking.

Ok, and one more little thing. I know there's going to be either no responses at all, or a long string of "I didn't even read any of what Mike said, ain't that just something?" posts. But, I'm not stupid and I have more figured out than any of you would like to admit.

[Big McLargehuge]

HEY CHOJIN, i wanna know why i am last in line to fuck your girlfriend :(

[FartinMowler]

that wasn't very long :/ limp noodle mike.

[AChimp]

So, is this a "fuck you I'm leaving" post, or what? :/

[Perndog]

If only we were so fortunate.

[Lotida]

This has got to be the saddest most pathetic thread I have ever read! :tear

[Nerd]

I seriously think that Mike is the coolest person on the boards. :/

[Esuohlim]

http://paintedover.com/uploads/5/livejournal.jpg

[Anonymous]

Uh, what the fuck? I haven't been here for a week. What brought on this tantrum?

[GADZOOKS]

:boohoo :boohoo :boohoo :boohoo :boohoo :boohoo :boohoo

A Symphony of Tears for Mike

[Mike]

Yeah whatever. Maybe if this post had been a PM you would know what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous]

OKAY THIS ONE HAS BEEN BURNING IN MY WEE BELLY FOR QUITE SOME TIME, BUT I CANNOT STANDS THE PAIN NO MORE.

MIKE HAS NOT ANSWERED ME, FOR A DURATION OF TIME SOMEWHERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF TWELVE MINUTES. IS THIS REALLY THE KIND OF PERSON WE NEED ON THE FORUMS? IS THIS THE KIND OF POSTER YOU WANT YOUR CHILDREN TO ACCIDENTALLY RUN INTO WHEN THEY VISIT THE SITE THROUGH THE HOSTESS CAKE ARTICLE? MIKE HAS PRIORITIES. BUT AMERICA, ARE THEY YOURS?

[Anonymous]

Mike, of course I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I make fun of you all the time, and I do it because you react beautifully. And I tell you this because I believe you're powerless to stop yourself from doing it again. You stupid fucker.

[Mike]

What a clown.

[Anonymous]

Yeah whatever. Maybe if this post had been a PM you would know what I'm talking about.

[Big McLargehuge]

i heart you guys

[Mike]

Thanks for the explanation. I'll ignore you then.

[GADZOOKS]

Mike, that was mean

[Big McLargehuge]

WHO WANTS TO INTERNET FEUD WITH ME?

[Anonymous]

You're doing a fantastic job of it so far.

Why did you make this thread? Did we used to go on picnics together and tug on each others dorks in the boys' lockerroom or something? Is that why I hurt your feelings? Have I betrayed your gay trust or something? Did I forget to high-five you after we reached three simultaneous orgasms on one hot california evening?

[GADZOOKS]

We surveyed a 100 people on "Things you Find in a Laundry Room"

SHOW ME LAUNDRY!

[Matt Harty]

Mike hasn't really spazzed since Chojin came back. He's pissed that someones telling him to shut up again.

[Anonymous]

MIKE I TAKE IT ALL BACK PLEASE DON'T BE UPSET WITH ME :tear