Sentence Story [porn inside]

[butler]

This should be interesting. Everyone posts one sentence of a story, and the next person posts the next sentence after.
No spamming, and that porn thing was a lure, and it worked.

[Matt Harty]

ONCE UPON A TIME BUTLER WAS A FAG

[butler]

Then this butler fag fucked matt harty's mom REAAAAAAL hard.

[Matt Harty]

LOL YOU CALLED YOURSELF A FAG

[butler]

I have the balls to do so, where as you a wuss. Where do you get off flaming total strangers, you pathetic loser. I try to start a freidly discussion and you go ballistic!

[Matt Harty]

LOL

[Sam]

I have the balls to do so

YEAH, IN YOUR MOUTH! :LOO

[butler]

Go ahead, laugh. You are insecure and think it makes you cool to bash newbies. Thats sad...[/img]

[Matt Harty]

Listen man im sorry i think got off on the wrong foot.

my name is matthew

[Sajuuk]

:|

[Sam]

NO YOU ARE INSECURE SO YOU THINK IT'S OKAY TO BASH PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ON THE INTERNET.

JEEZ. :rolleyes

[Adolf Hitler]

THEN I RAPED BUTLER AND HE LIKED IT AND HE SUCKED ON MY NIPPLE RINGS AND HE WAS ALL LIKE MAN THAT'S GREAT NIPPLE RING AND HE ACIDENTALLY ATE ONE OF THE HAIRS OFF AND IT STARTED TO BLEED REAL BAD BUT THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN I TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE AND I BIT OZZY'S HEAD OFF.

[Matt Harty]

guys leave buttler alone hes my firned!

[butler]

People chill the fuck out!! < bizzare] Just chill. everythings cool.

[Sam]

I'm sorry Matt you know [url][img] how crazy I get some [/img][b]ti[i]m[u]es[/u][/i][/b][/url]

[Matt Harty]

<CRAZY] I DONT KNOW <RUNS AROUND] IM NOT SURE IF I CAN HANDLE THIS STRESS RIGHT NOW

[Pub Lover]

Go ahead, laugh. You are insecure and think it makes you cool to bash newbies. Thats sad...[/img]
OMG, my eyes have opened to the light... :eek

I've been such a jerk. :tear






>: [/img]

[Matt Harty]

hry buttler run!!!1

[Sam]

HULK SMASH

[Sajuuk]

lump musters >:

[butler]

What the hell? Now everyone hates me? I'm so confused

[Sam]

Take me away to some other land
I gotta get away from that girl before i go crazy
She took my love away
She took it to another man
Now i gotta get away from that girl
Before i go craaaazy

[Adolf Hitler]

It's them. They are incredibly mean. I don't like them one bit. You could be my friend. Be friends with Adolf Hilter. You can be my little man, butler.

[Matt Harty]

dude butler im yer friend take my hand i know a way out!!! :eek

[Sam]

What the hell? Now everyone hates me? I'm so confused

YEAH YOU BETTER BE CONFUSED, BECAUSE THIS IS THE INTERNET AND ON THE INTERNET WE DON'T FUCK AROUND, WE'S SUM COLD BLOODED MOFO'S AND WE'D JUST AS SOON AS POP A CAP IN YO ASS AS WE WOULD STEAL YOUR PURSE AND RAPE YOUR GRANDMA. >:

[Pancakes]

no join me butlar im the beter leader n i can give you cooKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[butler]

To hitler and matt- we should have a threesome LOL!!

[Sajuuk]

They lie...

[butler]

Cookies?....... Hmm.....

[Matt Harty]

HOLY SHIT HE REALLY IS A FAG :lol

[butler]

Matt, it's just a joke. I dig chix, and have many magazines...

[Matt Harty]

wtf is chix some kinda candy

[Sajuuk]

Chix are for kids :rolleyes

[butler]

Girls gone wild, in my bedroom.

[Matt Harty]

where in NJ r u.

[ScruU2wice]

I can't beleive nobody made a hitler character before...

[butler]

I'm actually from New York, matt. Now I live in marlboro aka pleasantville, and its really lame.

[Matt Harty]

oh nvm you suck

[executioneer]

stories for the bored forum you jerk

[Mike]

This "sentence story" sucks poop >:

[ArrowX]

Looks like we gotanother struggling flamer :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

stories for the bored forum you jerk

:lol

I miss that forum :(

[liquidstatik]

But.. out of nowhere.. that forum returned and GADZOOKS lived in everlasting happiness. :D

[GADZOOKS]

It's like a christmas miricale, like when it starts snowing in flordia and everyone like "AMAZING IT NEVER SNOWS IN FLORDIA :hypno "

Then the camera pans back to find out we have been living in a unshaken snowglobe the whole time, and a young boy finally got his hands on it.

[Mike]

Looks like I pressed the submit button again

I fuckin hate you.

[thebiggameover]

Looks like we gotanother struggling flamer :rolleyes

are you looking in the mirror?
:/

[James]

I, for one, am NOT happy with this. :(

[Sajuuk]

...and that porn thing was a lure...
WTF, DIDN'T YOU READ THE RULES? YOU MUST POST PR0N IN EVERY THREAD YOU MAKE. :ROLLEYES

[butler]

This story is a tale of love and betrayal, and Hitler. And the lack of porn is disturbing.

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

So let me get this straight... butler is a fag, I can get cookies for following pancakes, newbie bashing is in style, and there is no porn. Well, things seem normal on the boards today. :blah

[Pub Lover]

...things seem normal all the boards...
:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Oops, I didn't want to make this thread three pages long. :x

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

...things seem normal all the boards...
:rolleyes

Hey, my typos are normal too... :)

[Pub Lover]

Oops, I didn't want to make this thread three pages long. :x

Which means everyone should stop responding. >: