SEX

[executioneer]

IS WRONG

DONT DO IT YOU DUMBSHITS

[Pub Lover]

Not a problem. :)


:tear

[Emu]

Not while I'm armed with my Junior Virgin Card. I get 30 cents off Icees at the mall with it.

[HickMan]

Sex is for wakos :eek


I wrote that as an answer for a Religion test asking what I thought about sex :(

[CaptainBubba]

I'm addicted. :(

[FartinMowler]

I've done it so many times I've lost count :/

[HickMan]

Wives and children don't count >:

[executioneer]

yes they do, children is why sex is wrong

[Jixby Phillips]

sex is just plain goofy!

[ArrowX]

shut up jixby typing makes you sweat

[executioneer]

aids makes me laugh and laugh and laugh because it kills people who have sex :lol

[sadie]

:eek

[KittyHead]

aids makes me laugh and laugh and laugh because it kills people who have sex :lol

Only dumbshits that dont know how to use protection.

[liquidstatik]

BUT PROTECTION RUINS THE FEEL :rolleyes

[KittyHead]

heheh.... "i swear im clean... all of my past girlfriends have been virgins. Plus, i love you."

[Matt Harty]

Condoms don't protect from the worst of the STD's.

[da blob]

which is : RIDICULE

[Pub Lover]

You can get AIDS from unclean public toilets. :x

[Pyorrhea]

thats why i only shit at my house or hotel toilets... and i can hold my shit for 2 days! it rules!

[ArrowX]

I went for 5....I watched ghoulies when and then got freaked out :(

[mubert]

you guys sicken me. lets just talk about good old unadulterated sex with a minor. Its COOL. (no its not)

[executioneer]

Condoms don't protect from the worst of the STD's.

YEAH BUT NOT HAVING SEX DOES

[Captain Goodtimes]

And it cost money too, you have to buy condoms, then a house, and a dog, and a car, and some kids :lol

[executioneer]

exactly

[Jixby Phillips]

And it cost money too, you have to buy condoms, then a house, and a dog, and a car, and some kids :lol

that was a bold statement :lol

[payne]

sex is the best thing out there!!!!!!!!!!

[executioneer]

yeah then why do you get put in jail for rape smart guy

[executioneer]

why are there all these diseases you can catch (like BABIES >:)

[executioneer]

sex is like drugs only nobody ever made really cool music or art because of sex >:

[ArrowX]

and love :o

[executioneer]

you can have love w/o sex you dumbass

[ArrowX]

but....hey shut up ok

[executioneer]

you

[Methuselah]

Ok I will take one for the team and have sex with all the pretty girls out there. But you guys owe me one. >:

[executioneer]

shut up dick

[ArrowX]

guy probably hasn't left his house in months.

[executioneer]

yea no kidding methuselah you should get out more :lol

[Methuselah]

As you can see by my number of posts I am not home very much. But while you trolls sit here and stroke your schlongs to the next smart ass comment someone makes I am out and meeting females, something more than half of you shy acne infested morons that can only post about and never experience.

[Matt Harty]

Just because you aren't on these forums much doesn't make you good looking, Methuselah. :lol

[Methuselah]

Well you obviously do not know what I look like but thats fine I don't need anyone who sits in front of their computer all day to tell me if I am good looking, I think my experiences in the real world have told me I am good enough to get women that many guys couldn't dream about. So if you want to call me ugly then go ahead but chances are if you have nothing better to do than sit on a website for hours and proving you can make a clever remark for internet social status I am better looking that you.

[Matt Harty]

I never said a damn thing about you, you're so moody. :rolleyes

I'm saying that it doesn't make you any more special that you're out all day horning over girls as opposed to posting on a message board.

You're full of yourself, and now that you mention you're success with women we couldn't dream of, i'd like to see pics of these golden girlfriends.

[ArrowX]

:lol my ass is prettier than methusela

[Big McLargehuge]

I DON"T NEED TO GO CRUISING FOR CHICKS, THEY COME TO ME >:


:(

[Pancakes]

grils dont like smely boys >:

[Terra]

Yeah but assholes, idiots and morons are okay.

[ArrowX]

:aok

[Big McLargehuge]

grils dont like smely boys >:


I ALWAYS SMELL LIKE FRESH LAUNDRY OR POPCORN >:

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Methuselah is over 900 years old and still gets sex? :(

[Terra]

See? Girls aren't the only ones who carry around plastic dildoes.

[ArrowX]

i made dookie :)

[PILLOWFIGHT]

yeha i hate it when boys are like ":no no i swear im clean i been tested"

[ArrowX]

(space reserved for raising postcount)

[Esuohlim]

You utter faggot

[ArrowX]

you first!

[executioneer]

arrowx stop fucking up my thread >:

[ArrowX]

I don't type in sprekens

[DeadKennedys]

I don't type in sprekens

It's amusing that someone like you even considered posting in a forum about sex.

[liquidstatik]

TRU LUV WAITS

[Skulhedface]

MASTURBATE

[Big McLargehuge]

TRU LUV WAITS

NUH UH

[executioneer]

i like how this forum is about sex, mostly :lol

[kellychaos]

I liked the way Milhouse used "utter" as and adjective and ArrowX cleverly turned it around to make it sound like Milhouse was using it as a verb when he really wasn't. That was funny.

[executioneer]

nuh uh

[Geggy]

i want to let you guys know that i've read this far.

[Onan]

SEX ist eine Schlacht, Liebe ist Krieg. :rock

[executioneer]

see now onanism i can get behind :lol

[ScruU2wice]

how come all your threads end up like this willie?

[executioneer]

cause its on the internet :(

[Hobo Renee]

This is why I yell "I hate the internet" everytime I get stuck on a level in Super Mario64.

[Captain Goodtimes]

icant get past the neverending stairs level :(

[The Retro Kat]

omg >:

[liquidstatik]

I SPELL IT SECKS CAUSE IM 1337 IS THAT OK?

[The Retro Kat]

OMG

[executioneer]

this thread is still relevent

[executioneer]

h8 sex

[Rongi]

are you also against masturbation?

[executioneer]

see now onanism i can get behind :lol

[ziggytrix]

Onanism - see: Onan, sin of

[executioneer]

well shoot i just looked it up and i am only behiund ONE of the possible interpretations of that term >: