the children are acting up again

[glowbelly]

looks like SOMEONE couldn't follow rules and has now caused a whole friggin forum to be locked.

i say good. teach these little whiny boys a lesson. buncha babies.

maybe this will spawn another hearty ration of "goodbye for good" threads that contain messy insults pointed at "the vets" of the boards who are nothing but nazi racists!

i know i can't wait :)

[liquidstatik]

teach these little whiny boys a lesson. buncha babies.

You must not have seen him delete Emu's thread. Oh.. and I wander why he deleted.. maybe because I called him an asshole.

Does that make you sad, Rog? :)

[FartinMowler]

mOck wars is a waste of space. I'm eating Pringles and drinking Orange juice.

[glowbelly]

Oh.. and I wander why he deleted..

keep wandering...right off this message board.

BUT MAKE A GOODBYE POST FIRST CAUSE THOSE ARE THE BEST

edit: fartin snuck in between us :(

[Mockery]

Liquid basically started acting like a little bitch, and rather than email me with a complaint, he thought he'd try to break the board rules and post some shit which I loaded up here from work. So I'm more than happy to show that I can "break the rules" too. Tough shit kid.

And for the record, Mew deleted Emu's thread. We're having fun deleting pretty much any "whiny little bitch" threads. Sick of people bitching about a lightly moderated free forum. If ya don't like it, leave. And if you can't force yourself to leave, simply ask and one of us will be more than happy to ban you.

[Pub Lover]

I'm just glad I'm not involved this time. :picklehat

[FartinMowler]

I don't sneek. I make an entrance and command attention :/

[AChimp]

I, for one, welcome our new thread-locking, ban-happy overlords. :)

[glowbelly]

mock is taking his board back :D

[FartinMowler]

Taking the board back? NObody has put an effort into doing anything worth taking back in my opinion. James writing thing fizzled into poopdom and Boogie is most likely working on The Story of Jimmy part 8 so give me a break.

[glowbelly]

would you like me to use a bat or a metal rod?

[FartinMowler]

I'm eating Oreo's now :)

[Mockery]

mock is taking his board back :D
I'm just tired of these ungrateful little shits. They can cry 'til the cows come home about how "this is fair and this isn't fair", I truly don't give a shit what they think. I think of this as a belated "spring cleaning"

:scrubbingbubbles

[FartinMowler]

Yeah go for it. It's your board and you do what you like. I didn't see moderator's on this site for a while...I was going to apply

[liquidstatik]

mock is taking his board back :D

How about you get off his dick. :)

[Mockery]

How about you get off his dick. :)
How about you put down the spoonful of Gerber peaches 'n cream, and grow one, kid.

[glowbelly]

statik's just buying time while he composes his goodbye forever thread.

he should have saved that insult for his letter, though. now he's gonna have to insult me some other way, like by saying i'm old or i can't take pictures.

[liquidstatik]

Rog - Tell better jokes

Glowbelly - I never said I was going to make a good-bye thread so wtf

[Mockery]

Rog - Tell better jokes
OHHHHHHHH BURNED!

:bacos

[glowbelly]

Glowbelly - I never said I was going to make a good-bye thread so wtf

a girl can dream, can't she?

[Immortal Goat]

What are you eating now, Fartin?

[glowbelly]

your brain :eek

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I love this crap....please don't stop.

Rog, you're in rare form today....I haven't laughed out loud at this board in a long time.....

P.S. Hi Glow!!! :)

[sadie]

i was just thinking the same, cosmo. :P

[Immortal Goat]

your brain :eek

Dammit. And I'm all out of Tylenol.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

hi sadie..how are you feeling?

[Emu]

I didn't know what happened, I just wondered why it was locked :(

[AChimp]

I've got a big list of other threads I think should be locked, if anyone is interested. :/

[liquidstatik]

Yeh :(

[Mockery]

Yeah, like all threads except this one.

[liquidstatik]

This thread sucks. :( And you really should bring back the YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER THREAD cause it's fun. :(

And you can edit it so it doesn't hurt yer post count, if that's what yer worried about.

[Mockery]

"And you can edit it so it doesn't hurt yer post count, if that's what yer worried about"

Worried about? I'm worried about two things pal: 1) What time will I get off of work and 2) If your parents plan to spawn again. And should the answer to #2 be "yes", then I wonder if I should kill them... because it's kind of like that whole "if you could go back in time to kill hitler, would you?" thing. I'd be doing humanity a favor.

[sadie]

heh. i love it when rog gets ruthless.

[ScruU2wice]

Ok madlib time.

1. Body part

2. something around the house

3. a noun

4. Adjective

5. A foreign country

6. a number between 8 and10

7. the name of a famouse singer

[Immortal Goat]

Penis

television

fish

fat

Thailand

6

Michael Bolton

[ScruU2wice]

Well my penis was in a cast after my accident with the television. I had to drink raw fish to keep the fat swelling down. This could delay my trip to thailand to 6 up Micheal Bolton

I didn't really have a madlib :(

because it's kind of like that whole "if you could go back in time to kill hitler, would you?" thing. I'd be doing humanity a favor

That was a better joke...

[Immortal Goat]

You dissapoint me. Screw you. In fact, do it TWICE!

[Matt Harty]

I missed everything again.

Liquid calm down man. :o

[Big McLargehuge]

YEAH YOU DON"t WANT TO SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU :rolleyes


CAUSE THAT WOULD BE BAD :rolleyes

REAL BAD :rolleyes

[glowbelly]

watch out, hardy, statick might cling to you if you keep trying to make friends with him.

and then you might be making a goodbye thread too :eek

[Matt Harty]

He was my friend. BUT THE SUMMER HEAT HATH FRIED HIS BRAIN.

[ScruU2wice]

:aok

[ScruU2wice]

the only bad thing about all of this is that ArrowX has the last post in the forum... >:

[Bean]

heh. i love it when rog gets ruthless.

heh. i love it when you guys hop on the bandwagon, which is rog's cock, and you ride it kiddily to giddily abandon.

[glowbelly]

we've already heard that one, bean.

[Bean]

WHOOOPS :melt

[sadie]

ohyah. anyone who knows me knows i'm all about some bandwagoning. :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

See this is what happens when you don't say "Fucktard" in your posts...

[Esuohlim]

Sadie can't hop on anything right now, she's pregnant. :(

[Bean]

Sadie can't hop on anything right now, she's pregnant. :(

that stupid biiitch! :lol

[kellychaos]

You bitches need to hop on the business end of this thread and spin, spin, spin ...

[Sajuuk]

TROUBLE ON THE INTERNET :eek

[sadie]

lol. bean's really got my number.

[kellychaos]

Bathroom wall ... Was I using my outside voice again? :(

[executioneer]

haha i for one am glad that mock wars is locked and that thread deleted, it didn't exactly age too well :lol

[sadie]

and i still haven't gotten it. :O

[AChimp]

I think any thread started by Sports or ArrowX should be locked immediately.

[Big McLargehuge]

You should write a comic about it

[Mike]

Everyone's makin a fuss. Is stuff like this really what your pathetic little lives revolve around? Sheesh.

[Anonymous]

Well considering that most of the fucktards' post counts are all well into the thousands, I'd say you just answered your own question.

This is ALL they have. :lol

[liquidstatik]

werd

[Captain Goodtimes]

Everyone's dancing with danger, and it's a slow dance.

[Jixby Phillips]

So, wait, what happened, exactly? All I know is that a thread that I liked is gone and the forum it was in is locked.

[Anonymous]

How about you get off his dick. :)
How about you put down the spoonful of Gerber peaches 'n cream, and grow one, kid.
At the risk of not being cool anymore, I'm afraid this was a lol :<

Shut the fuck up, whiny people. Go to Jixby's board or the one I admin on if you don't like the way Rog runs his board. It's not like there's any shortage of internet forums.

[Pancakes]

god wat you gruys need i s aBEDTIME STORY!!! ^_^

ONCE UPOON A TIME:

http://loveofdolls.freewebtools.com/images/beloved_bedtime_story.jpg

SHTU UP THIS IS A NIGHTMARE

[Esuohlim]

No one wants a high post count you'll turn into an Esuohlim :x

[ScruU2wice]

Before you woulda turned into a Rongi

[liquidstatik]

:lol :lol :lol

[ScruU2wice]

laugh it up.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Well considering that most of the fucktards' post counts are all well into the thousands, I'd say you just answered your own question.

This is ALL they have. :lol

why do all of the assclowns obsess over post counts. The post count means nothing if you don't say anything but fucktard, you fucking retarded scumbag.

[Captain Goodtimes]

For the record that thread had nothing to do with post counts whatsoevar.

It was fun to read, and it's gone forever :(

[liquidstatik]

Well considering that most of the fucktards' post counts are all well into the thousands, I'd say you just answered your own question.

This is ALL they have. :lol

why do all of the assclowns obsess over post counts. The post count means nothing if you don't say anything but fucktard, you fucking retarded scumbag.

Post count doesn't mean anything at all. :rolleyes But i'm guessing it does to you.. seeing as how you keep crying that we have higher posts count then you.

[ArrowX]

Last post in Mockwars YAY!

[ItalianStereotype]

but everybody hates you. makes it a bit of a hollow victory, non?

[Anonymous]

Rongi's gotten quite sour with me in his old age :<

[Anonymous]

James writing thing fizzled into poopdom and Boogie is most likely working on The Story of Jimmy part 8 so give me a break.

Esuohlim wishes that he could have the kind of control over you that I do, Fartin.

Seriously, though, I always miss the good banned threads. What BS.

[ArrowX]

but everybody hates you. makes it a bit of a hollow victory, non?

Key word VICTORY

[Supafly345]

Why is liquid acting like Mad Max all of a sudden? And just in this thread?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Well considering that most of the fucktards' post counts are all well into the thousands, I'd say you just answered your own question.

This is ALL they have. :lol

why do all of the assclowns obsess over post counts. The post count means nothing if you don't say anything but fucktard, you fucking retarded scumbag.

Post count doesn't mean anything at all. :rolleyes But i'm guessing it does to you.. seeing as how you keep crying that we have higher posts count then you.

do I? show me, fucknozzle...I want to see these posts, other than in this thread, where I have ever mentioned post counts...

[liquidstatik]

Why is liquid acting like Mad Max all of a sudden? And just in this thread?

I dont know but I wish this thread would get deleted. :(

[Mike]

looks like SOMEONE couldn't follow rules and has now caused a whole friggin forum to be locked.

Looks like SOMEONE ELSE decided to get really precious about the boards all of a sudden and did something completely unnecessary like lock up a whole forum for the sake of one thread. What a tantrum.

[mubert]

Damnit, I wish I was here at the start of these huge ass posts, cause that took a LOOONG time to read. My opinion is that Rog has the right to be a jerkwad bastard mongoloid, cause its his forum. Maybe I am riding his cock, but that's honestly what i think, and I can honestly say taht this thread doesnt need to be this long.

[Perndog]

Whiny bitches.

I side with the establishment on this one. But it's not in the least entertaining, not like last month.

[ScruU2wice]

I don't think a nuclear death would be as slow and painful as the holocaust so i don't beleive in the term nuclear holocaust...

[mubert]

that was the most random and stupid thing ive ever heard. shut up.

[executioneer]

I don't think a nuclear death would be as slow and painful as the holocaust so i don't beleive in the term nuclear holocaust...

holocaust means a big fire

[Captain Goodtimes]

Yeha, and I'm the Queen of England!

[executioneer]

you sure are

[Captain Goodtimes]

That's your hieness to you :chatter

[executioneer]

cram it queeny

[Captain Goodtimes]

you cram it, buster brown

[mubert]

ooooooh, jou got burned, mang. both of you quit harrassing each other, and leave it to the ADULTS to continue the conversation.

[Captain Goodtimes]

ADULTS!! http://www.5chan.net/upls/Mask_skullbugout___1089864909agc__157960ed.gif

[mubert]

AHHHHH THE MASK. SHOT IT BEFORE HE MAKES THE MASK 2!!!

[ScruU2wice]

holocaust means a big fire

holocaust means death by fire but I associate a death by fire with a slow and painful death like burning at the stake. I think being evaporated in a nuclear blast would be far less painful. That's just how I roll.

[Matt Harty]

Ok you guys can shut up now.

[AChimp]

Mubert is on my Hate List now.

[HickMan]

I love how I have no idea what's going on any more :lol

What the hell is everybody talking about?

[liquidstatik]

It started off with glowbelly being a stupid whore :lol

But now its about hating mubert or whatever :lol

[HickMan]

Oh. Who hasn't seen that scenario played out before :rolleyes

[Lotida]

Mubert is on my Hate List now.

Why don't you cry really hard and beg someone to ban him. :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

LOTIDA IS SO TIRED OF THIS CRAP :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

[Lotida]

LOTIDA IS SO TIRED OF THIS CRAP :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

I AM!! I'M TIRED OF IT!! WAY TIRED OF IT!! I'M SO TIRED I AM GOING TO GO NOW! >:

Have a wonderful day! I am off to the movies in case you were wondering!! :)

[Matt Harty]

lol you have no friends to go to the movies with are you going with your mom :lol

[Captain Goodtimes]

Now she'll question your sexual preference and how pathetic your performance is on a messageboard

[ScruU2wice]

http://www.mystery-hill.com/images/monster.jpg

[Lotida]

lol you have no friends to go to the movies with are you going with your mom :lol

Actually, I did call my mom! She wasn't home! :tear

[Matt Harty]

what is she at a nursing home

[Lotida]

Not yet....at least I don't think. :/

[Captain Goodtimes]

Can someone buy me a title and make it say "SOMEBODY STOP ME!"

then i can have someone like a vet say "since you asked so nicely, could you please stop posting, forever"

then ill say "HEY DOO, i guess you never saw the mask"

"then they are all like "whatever, hit the bricks, HIT THE BRICKS"

[ScruU2wice]

theres a guy at my work that says doo.

He's a hardcore bad ass though he drives an orange 1960's corvette. And he almost did crack one time :x

[Captain Goodtimes]

I'd buy that guy a soda!

[Matt Harty]

hey captain goodtimes, you're falling out of character

[Captain Goodtimes]

I think I am falling, in love, for lotida, although her postcount isn't that impressive. One Night Stand at best

Nvrmind Lotida, i remembered, AIDS >:

[mubert]

you malevolent bastards sure are unstable. Whatever, I dont give a SHIT if people hate me, cause unless i get banned, im here. Mock me. I'll just come up with a witty retort that will piss you off. No matter what, I will win an argument. Too bad.
:fu

[Matt Harty]

Sorry we already have that position filled.

[Captain Goodtimes]

WE PUSH YOUR GRANDMOTHER DOWN THE STEPS

[mubert]

WHO IS THE ANNOYING FUCK THAT COULD EVER TAKE MUBERTS PLACE?!

[Captain Goodtimes]

DamnThatDavid :lol :lol :lol

[mubert]

I've been scrollingthrough the forums for a while without joining, and ive never seen him. What a pathetic fucking bastard.

[Captain Goodtimes]

DAMNTHATDAVID :lol

[Matt Harty]

WHO IS THE ANNOYING FUCK THAT COULD EVER TAKE MUBERTS PLACE?!

The ones that have the "I'm going to make retorts to everything you say and always be the winner" mentality?

Here they are:

Lotida
Kellychaos
Mad Max
Arrowx

[mubert]

theyre unintelligable faggots. I am the new whiny bitch.

[Matt Harty]

That positions taken too.

[mubert]

no.NO.NOOOOOOO :melt

[liquidstatik]

STOP REPLYING TO EVERY SINGLE THING PEOPLE SAY OMFG >:

[mubert]

(reply)

[HickMan]

Two more and you're gold

[ScruU2wice]

hey mubert...

[ScruU2wice]

hey mubert...

I win

[HickMan]

One more post, mubert, just one more.

[Captain Goodtimes]

99 POSTS OF MUBERT ON THE BOARD 99 POSTS OF MUBERT, YOU TAKE ONE DOWN, QUOTE IT AROUND, 98 POST OF MUBERT ON THE BOARD

[Captain Goodtimes]

98 POSTS OF MUBERT ON THE BOARD 98 POSTS OF MUBERT, YOU TAKE ONE DOWN, QUOTE IT AROUND, 97 POST OF MUBERT ON THE BOARD

[Captain Goodtimes]

97 POSTS OF MUBERT ON THE BOARD 97 POSTS OF MUBERT, YOU TAKE ONE DOWN, QUOTE IT AROUND, 96 POST OF MUBERT ON THE BOARD

[Captain Goodtimes]

96 POSTS OF MUBERT ON THE BOARD 96 POSTS OF MUBERT, YOU TAKE ONE DOWN, QUOTE IT AROUND, 95 POST OF MUBERT ON THE BOARD

[Captain Goodtimes]

Nevermind, he has 100 now. :(

[ScruU2wice]

pffftt... Post count more like Gay count



of posts

[ScruU2wice]

I think it's time to change the name of this thread to "The Chocolate Factory of Delight"

[Captain Goodtimes]

Reporter: That sounds very creamy

[ScruU2wice]

I think im gonna start a petition :/

[ScruU2wice]

If you wanna chnage the name of this thread to "The Chocolate Factory of Delight"

sign under with any letter especially x

[liquidstatik]

x

[Matt Harty]

If you want Scru to stfu sign an O


O

[HickMan]

X

[ScruU2wice]

X

[Matt Harty]

If you drank a bottle of water today sign a W

[Snatchtastic]

W

[Pub Lover]

http://www.I_sign_this_pertition_with_an_X!.com

[Jixby Phillips]

W

[Lotida]

WHO IS THE ANNOYING FUCK THAT COULD EVER TAKE MUBERTS PLACE?!

The ones that have the "I'm going to make retorts to everything you say and always be the winner" mentality?

Here they are:

Lotida
Kellychaos
Mad Max
Arrowx

I hope that is in order! :)

[ArrowX]

Quite the opposite I might add

[Esuohlim]

IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S IN ORDER :rolleyes

[ScruU2wice]

So it seems... :shiftyeyes

[Emu]

:shityeyes

:lol

[ScruU2wice]

damn, my day was going so well too :(

[PILLOWFIGHT]

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v343/poppypop/lolwtf.gif

[Pancakes]

http://img4.paintedover.com/uploads/4/oclogo.jpg

[PILLOWFIGHT]

i cant wait until tbhe OC!!!

[Pancakes]

hay wanan come ovre and watchh it with me :X

[PILLOWFIGHT]

no :X

[kellychaos]

http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/andjusticeforall.jpg

[liquidstatik]

DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS SONG WAS ABOUT ME?

I BET YOU DIDNT BUT LIEK THATS OK I GUESS >:

[Big McLargehuge]

HEY GUYS BUMP :lol

[Emu]

i forgot what this thread was about :(

[Anonymous]

Actually Arrow X doesn't do that, since he even pretty much accepts the fact that he's the forum bitch who gets his ass kicked by everyone all the time. (Except sports)

kellychaos doesn't really qualify either, he just types stupid shit and piles it on. (Much like Matt and Esuohlim)

I'd say Mike and Fartin have more of the "I always win mentality"

So this is the following order:

Mad Max
Lotida
Fartinmowler
Mike

mubert doesn't count because he was a character I created. :lol

[Esuohlim]

At least you're becoming more tolerable.

[Sethomas]

Still hasn't discovered the signature function, though. :/

[Anonymous]

Seth: Oh yeah, because having a sig make you SOOOO cool right? :rolleyes

Sigs suck, fucktard. :lol

[Sethomas]

I was referring to your incessant plagiarism of "evil empire cocksucking". So, by your own definition, you are a fucktard. Genius.

[Mike]

Is this the "post count wars" thread? I need to find the post count wars thread. You guys can help me out right? :)

[Anonymous]

Seth: Hey fucktard, I didn't use it all the time, and I wrote something different underneath it all the time also, so I would've ended up having to change the fucking thing like 500 times.

"Evil Empire" isn't exactly owned by anyone either dumb fuck. Its a pretty common term.

Don't take it out on me because your priest molested you as a child. :lol

[Sethomas]

Even if you invented to notion of pedophile priests, by your use alone it would be old by now. That not being the case, God you suck so far beyond suck it must hurt. What were you thinking of to resurrect that cliché'd nugget? Has an original thought ever entered your head?

[Anonymous]

Seth: Hey, look its Seth, getting angry again! Well holy shit I guess the Catholic Boy's got me there! Well I guess you can celebrate by lighting up one of those cigars and suck on it like the long brown dicks you salivate over! The only one sucking is you! :lol

Fuck off, pubic hair head! :lol

[mubert]

im not a figment of maxs imagination! i am real! look at me!

[Command Prompt]

Hey Mad Max, try switching Fucktard up with Jackfuck. I think it reads better.

[kellychaos]

kellychaos doesn't really qualify either, he just types stupid shit and piles it on. (Much like Matt and Esuohlim)



The "And Justice For All ... " cover was a reference to Al Pacino and his famous line in the movie which was "this whole court room is out of order" which, in turn, was an implicit reference to Esouhlim's "everything seems to be in order" quote. Everyone else seemed to get that. If you have to explain a joke; however, it's just not as funny. I'm sorry to all that had to witness this explanation. Please continue ... by your leave, of course. :posh

[Command Prompt]

Shut up.

[Pub Lover]

No, you shut up! >:

[glowbelly]

NO YOU >:

[Pub Lover]

ok. :(

[kellychaos]

Don't make me turn this car around! >:

[glowbelly]

everyone is so sensitive

[ScruU2wice]

Who turned up volume in this hizouse

[Anonymous]

The "And Justice For All ... " cover was a reference to Al Pacino and his famous line in the movie which was "this whole court room is out of order" which, in turn, was an implicit reference to Esouhlim's "everything seems to be in order" quote. Everyone else seemed to get that. If you have to explain a joke; however, it's just not as funny. I'm sorry to all that had to witness this explanation. Please continue ... by your leave, of course.

Like I said, just types stupid shit and piles it on...

[kellychaos]

I love you.

[Big McLargehuge]

HEY GUYS I AM GOING TO HELP MY FRIEND LOOK FOR A JOB NOW.


BUT WHENI GET BACK WE CAN DO MAD LIBS




>:

[Big McLargehuge]

:tear

[Esuohlim]

R.I.P MAD LIBS :(

[MLE]

the children are acting up again.

[glowbelly]

i usually like children :(

[mubert]

Me too. Their soft, supple skin makes a great addition to the crawlspace under my floorboards!

[kellychaos]

:farvabeans