Fragrant Vaginas

[kellychaos]

Is perfume on the vagina merely a perk or is it a masking device used to disguise whatever veneral soup is cookin' down there? Discuss.

[FartinMowler]

My best friend in High school was a guy named Steven who was like 6'4" and had this hot girlfriend over at his house everyday and would sneek her out before his dad came home from work... So one day I went over around dinner time to hang out and I was standing in the Hallway of the basement and his dad comes down the stairs and passes by me and goes into Stevens room and then exits. As his dad passes me again he leans over and say's "I can smell pussy", "so when Steven's finished having a dump tell him I'm upstairs waiting to talk to him". I went into Stevens room and took a good wiff cause I never smelled pussy, but I didn't smell anything :/ I know what it smell's like now :)

[liquidstatik]

It seems like spraying perfume in yer vagina would burn. :(

[kellychaos]

I'll take "Things often said while standing next to Fartin" for $400, Alex.

[sadie]

lol

[KittyHead]

Are you asking this cause you know someone that sprays thier puss with perfume? Perfume is alcohol based and that can lead to serious infection..... it wouldnt smell too purty after that now would it?

[FartinMowler]

Kittyhead looks like some girl that works at a mall perfume counter :/

[KittyHead]

i look like one? or i talk like one??

hopefully not the latter.

[FartinMowler]

:rolleyes I need more beer to find you intelligent or is it the latter?

[KittyHead]

you think im unintelligent because i spouted out a few words about perfume? *shrugs*

[FartinMowler]

this is like talking to my wife... >: Listen I don't like standing outside a womens store and waiting for you, so I'm gonna go look at stereo stuff, o.k,?

[Matt Harty]

Kitty don't talk again or he'll punch you in the face! :eek

[Matt Harty]

jk fartin good times

[KittyHead]

youre married? im sorry. ill be nicer. you have enough troubles....

You go look at boy things and ill squabble over here with the other wifeys. mmkay?

[FartinMowler]

Kitty don't talk again or he'll punch you in the face!

Where do you knuckleheads come up with the violent shit? I'm the most passive guy you will ever meet :/ I'm a lover and would never do violent things to anyone. I wrote this song..

If I where to love you
If I where to love you truefully
If I where to love you honestly
I would know what love would be
I would know what love would mean
If you where to love me. :)

so shut the fuck up.

[KittyHead]

If I were to love you
If I were to love you truefully
If I were to love you honestly
I would know what love would be
I would know what love would mean
If you were to love me. :)

so shut the fuck up.

:P

nice poem. will you serenade me now? :love

[FartinMowler]

Ok

I met a lady named Kitty
who reminds me of my friend who had a Cat named shitty
the cat would crap all over the room and cough up balls and when I said "you fucking cat?" It would just stare at me like a typical stupid kitty.

[liquidstatik]

Are you mad that she's prettier than yer daughter? :o

[FartinMowler]

YOu seem like you have an imagination so get off repeating the same shit. My kids are kids, not your tool to try and aggravate me. I post that I have kids because I'm proud to be a dad and some people know not to make crude and senseless remarks.

[liquidstatik]

I've never made fun of yer kids before. :(


And I was just kidding.. geez. :(:(

[Matt Harty]

Kitty don't talk again or he'll punch you in the face!

Where do you knuckleheads come up with the violent shit? I'm the most passive guy you will ever meet :/ I'm a lover and would never do violent things to anyone. I wrote this song..

If I where to love you
If I where to love you truefully
If I where to love you honestly
I would know what love would be
I would know what love would mean
If you where to love me. :)

so shut the fuck up.

fartin i said jk afterwards omg >:

[liquidstatik]

Fartin must be in a bad mood today :(

[Matt Harty]

Hope he doesnt beat someone lol.

[Matt Harty]

JK

[liquidstatik]

You might want to make it bigger so he doesnt skim over it! :O

[Matt Harty]

:eek run!

[KittyHead]

ok kiddo.... Haiku time

Fartinmowler is
Not very good at poems
So go take a nap

<3 <3

[Matt Harty]

LOL

[the[Hitman]]

wow, fartin should definately donkey punch someone for that...

[sadie]

ohno. fartin's after the kittygirl. :chatter

[Esuohlim]

Haha "Not very good at poems" doesn't have enough syllables are you eating the irony up because I sure am.

While we're on the subject of eating things up, let's start a conversation about fragrant vaginas. :eek

[ArrowX]

Kelly Keeps these forums alive :(

[Sethomas]

And fucking stupid.

[ArrowX]

no that job is spread throuought the ranks from me to sports

[liquidstatik]

Is that worth bragging about? :X

[Snatchtastic]

The middle part of the thread is hillarious.

[kellychaos]

Are you asking this cause you know someone that sprays thier puss with perfume? Perfume is alcohol based and that can lead to serious infection..... it wouldnt smell too purty after that now would it?

I doubt that the wemens tip the bottle of perfume directly into their pooky-holes, you cum-dumpster. I meant around the toxic area.

[Pyorrhea]

alchohol is completely sterile you dipshits.... it cant infect anything! it kills all viruses and bacteria on contact! ya Cum-Dumpsters! (thanks kelly, for that great word!)

[Pub Lover]

It can irritate though, & then infection can occur in the irritated areas. :eek

[Pyorrhea]

irritation only comes from the alchohol... thus your a dipshit for getting it irrirtated in the first place, so you scracth.... germs from scratching your ass during your sleep become imbedded in your skin and it becomes infected... still not DIRECTLY from the alchohol in the perfume though.... and as kelly said, who spays it in the vagina any way... if anything itd be the pubic region (not that id know since i am a male chauvanist that uses women and destroys their lives!) hahahahahah!

[KittyHead]

I doubt that the wemens tip the bottle of perfume directly into their pooky-holes, you cum-dumpster. I meant around the toxic area.

HAHA. Twas a joke hun. Its ok though, you dont have to understand. And i never mentioned anything about sticking it "up" in there... so uh..... yeah.

irritation only comes from the alchohol...

ok, yeah, thats what i said.

still not DIRECTLY from the alchohol in the perfume though....

didnt you *just* say that the irritation came from the alcohol?? eh.. whatever.

alchohol is completely sterile you dipshits.... it cant infect anything!

yeah, ok, but it can definitely irritate the puss. vaginas are sensitive and when they get irritated they can get infected very easily. just fyi.... ;)

[Pub Lover]

Are you asking this cause you know someone that sprays thier puss with perfume? Perfume is alcohol based and that can lead to serious infection..... it wouldnt smell too purty after that now would it?
What did she say? 'Can lead to...' Is that what she said? :blah

& I've got an irritated nothing, to match my infected nothing. >:

[Pyorrhea]

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[Pub Lover]

No Seriously. :blah

[Pyorrhea]

well, analdestruction.com

[Jebus]

what the fuck is truefully?

[KittyHead]

Haha "Not very good at poems" doesn't have enough syllables are you eating the irony up because I sure am.

While we're on the subject of eating things up, let's start a conversation about fragrant vaginas. :eek

Also.... i missed this post...

*ahem*

here are the syllables....

not (1) ve (2) ry (3) good (4) at (5) po (6) ems (7)

there seems to be 7 syllables to me... but i could be mistaken... <3 :P

[Big McLargehuge]

you say po-ems what a whore :(

[KittyHead]

hahaha, yeah, you got me, im a total whore. Damn those po-em whores, damn them all!

[Esuohlim]

OK WHATEVER KITTYHEAD I'M GOING TO READ SOME PO-EMS NOW

[KittyHead]

awesome. im happy for you. let me know how that goes for you. ;)

[Matt Harty]

I THINK IM GONNA GO READ SOME PO-EMS TOO

[kellychaos]

Kittyhead,

Plz go get the butter and bite down on the pillow 'cause I don't want to hear your caterwauling. :brando

[glowbelly]

there's perfumy type things that are specifically made for vaginas that leave you smelling nice and fresh especially after a nasty period.

you gotta take care of your snatch >:

[KittyHead]

^^ very true.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

^x^

[kellychaos]

there's perfumy type things that are specifically made for vaginas that leave you smelling nice and fresh especially after a nasty period.

you gotta take care of your snatch >:

But is a fragrant vagina a sign of diligent snatch care or a warning light to some underlying, chronic problem? Just sayin'

[glowbelly]

if a girl has a chronic stinky pinky there's nothing that's gonna cover that shit up.

and it's usually a sign that somethin ain't right down below.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

if a girl has a chronic stinky pinky there's nothing that's gonna cover that shit up.

and it's usually a sign that somethin ain't right down below.

this made me laugh out loud at work......:(

[kellychaos]

It's true. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

^^ very true.

[Terra]

It happens to be a well known scientific fact that women who are NOT attracted to a male candidate will emit a rather foul stench in order to drive him away. Should a man come into close proximity that she wants to procreate with, the female will immediately change her scent to the smell of cookies. Or that of double crunch chocolate chip ice cream. Brownies if she is ready to bear your child.

If you fucksticks ever smell cookies when you are in a roomful of women, ONE of them might be trying to lure you into her snatch.

But they will never tell you directly. You will just have to get down on your hands and knees, snort and rut around their crotches like a pig.

[liquidstatik]

there's perfumy type things that are specifically made for vaginas that leave you smelling nice and fresh especially after a nasty period.

you gotta take care of your snatch >:

That sounds extrememly gross. :x

[Matt Harty]

this whole thread is ew :x

[Terra]

You don't like cookies? :faint

[Hugh_Bristic]

You're filthy and unfunny.

[MLE]

:love glowbelly

[Sajuuk]

Stinky. >:

[Emu]

You are the worst poster on the boards.

[MLE]

YOU CAN'T MOCK HER SHE HAS A PURDY AVATAR >:

[Dole]

Blokes grossed out by vaginas do not deserve to be having sex.

[KittyHead]

It happens to be a well known scientific fact that women who are NOT attracted to a male candidate will emit a rather foul stench in order to drive him away. Should a man come into close proximity that she wants to procreate with, the female will immediately change her scent to the smell of cookies. Or that of double crunch chocolate chip ice cream. Brownies if she is ready to bear your child.

If you fucksticks ever smell cookies when you are in a roomful of women, ONE of them might be trying to lure you into her snatch.

But they will never tell you directly. You will just have to get down on your hands and knees, snort and rut around their crotches like a pig.


HAHAHA!! best post ever! that definitely made me laugh out loud.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

It happens to be a well known scientific fact that women who are NOT attracted to a male candidate will emit a rather foul stench in order to drive him away. Should a man come into close proximity that she wants to procreate with, the female will immediately change her scent to the smell of cookies. Or that of double crunch chocolate chip ice cream. Brownies if she is ready to bear your child.

If you fucksticks ever smell cookies when you are in a roomful of women, ONE of them might be trying to lure you into her snatch.

But they will never tell you directly. You will just have to get down on your hands and knees, snort and rut around their crotches like a pig.

so, what does it mean if they smell like tuna salad or lobster thermidor?

[ArrowX]

ok then you need a paper bag, garden hose, a douche, and a coat hanger.

[kellychaos]

You are an infragrant vagina. >:

[Terra]

so, what does it mean if they smell like tuna salad or lobster thermidor?

Well obviously they are in menses and want you to hold that thought until they are finished with it. Try not to be fooled when they say they are done with it. Many have made that mistake.

If you don't smell cookies, they don't want you.

[Sajuuk]

I just baked cookies...

[ArrowX]

You are an infragrant vagina. >:
I don't even have a vagina (much to my dismay)

[Terra]

You need a pussy to have a vagina. :)

Staying on the Internet will never get you one either.

[ArrowX]

point?....

[executioneer]

:rolleyes @ this thread