A request to mubert

[liquidstatik]

DONT REPLY TO EVERY GOD DAMNED THING ON THE INTERNET >:

[mubert]

dude, its not that big of a deal. It's not like I killed your fucking puppy or anything. Besides, I could be posting a LOT more, and even though I still post a lot, it doesnt mean I'm stupid.

[Matt Harty]

Yes it does.

[mubert]

Then call me stupid. I dont give a shit. If itll get this outta your system, then do it.

[Matt Harty]

[0.04% of total / 98.00 posts per day]

[AChimp]

FUCKING HELL. Almost 100 posts in a single day.

Don't we have a goddamned rule against that? >:

EDIT:
7) Replying to topics - I cannot stress it enough when I say YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPLY TO EVERY SINGLE POST. You people know who you are... you have this sick need to reply to every single thing that is posted on these forums even if it has nothing to do with you. If you have a desire to respond that frequently, try a fucking chat room.

[liquidstatik]

Yeh.. I THINK ITS CALLED SPAM >:

[Captain Goodtimes]

god f*ckign dammit i hate spame >: (

[ScruU2wice]

He hasn't caught on to the unwritten no swearing rule :/

[mubert]

hum, i guess ill let it alone for today.

[Captain Goodtimes]

WILL YOU SHUTUP, god when you can annoy me, you know something is wrong, SHUT UP, go play Nintendo, let mario listen to your "General Blabber" where do you think you are pal

[Emu]

Can it be? An even MORE retarded version of Peewee?

[ScruU2wice]

Hey mubert I think you should post in the Politics/news/philosophy forum.

[Captain Goodtimes]

:lol, that's mean scru

[mubert]

DAMNIT, STOP POSTING, IM TRYING TO STOP POSTING FOR TODAY. NO MORE.

edit: im a centerian!

[Emu]

YEAH GUYS STOP INCITING HIS WRATH >:

[Captain Goodtimes]

FUCK NOW I CANT SING THE SONG ANYMORE, you really suck mubert/

[executioneer]

take it to mock wars guys >:

OH WAIT :lol

[Captain Goodtimes]

yeah rog should really fix that RED X.

[Emu]

we better calm this down before some civilians get hurt

[Captain Goodtimes]

THe children are acting up again

[ScruU2wice]

yeah rog should really fix that RED X.

what an effin hypocrit you got a red x in your sig dude

i mean c'mon

what the eff, dude

that's so not cool...

[ArrowX]

Holy Peewehermans revenge everybody!! Not even I post that much!

[Lotida]

FUCKING HELL. Almost 100 posts in a single day.

Don't we have a goddamned rule against that? >:


CRYFUCKINGBABY!!! Why haven't you whined to ban him yet? Surely, that will be next! Are you sure this is in the right forum?

[Captain Goodtimes]

wow, that was a fast movie, lotida

[ArrowX]

FUCKING HELL. Almost 100 posts in a single day.

Don't we have a goddamned rule against that? >:


CRYFUCKINGBABY!!! Why haven't you whined to ban him yet? Surely, that will be next! Are you sure this is in the right forum?

Damnit lotida its ok hes NEW >:

[Esuohlim]

His post count went down by seven. Everything is going to be OK. :D

[Matt Harty]

K :D

[Demogorgon]

It's fine, he just understands the importance of having a high post count. After all, that is the only thing you need to be cool.

[Sajuuk]

Hi. :)

[mubert]

yeah, im new. wanna fight about it? *raises up fists like a drunk irishman* BRING IT ON!!! :newbie ow.

[Emu]

Sir, that is a bigoted remark and I resent that.

[mubert]

it sure is, but go ahead and make a german joke, i dont care. i know that we suck.

[Esuohlim]

I would not be surprised at all if you are Pee Wee Herman.

[mubert]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/allposters/mmph/243671_rt.jpg

oh shit, im found out!

[Matt Harty]

Mubert is such a cool bastard.

[mubert]

:fu

[Emu]

What is it with every new douchebag that comes on this board and using that stupid emoticon?

[mubert]

what is it with vets who think they're cool, just cause theyve devoted their lives to the i-mockery message boards?

[Emu]

What makes you think I'm a vet and not an obsessive poster with nothing better to do?

[mubert]

you know what, at this point, I honestly don't care.

[Matt Harty]

You came to I-mock and replied to every single thread possible within 10 minutes. You were told to shut up, and you freaked out. That doesn't make anybody think they're cool. >:

[mubert]

I came to i-mock forums you mean. I constantly go to i-mockery but not the forums. And, Im not posting as much anymore. so fuck off

[Matt Harty]

Well don't make it sound like anybody did something high and mighty by hating you.

[Jixby Phillips]

mubert, you are a tedius peice of shit, and you have no redeemable qualities. If you really don't care what any of us think, then why bother posting here?

[mubert]

to constantly annoy and get in the way of YOU, jixby, since you seem like a normal person. That's right. I joined the forums just to piss you off. Dumbshit, why would I join? To type letters and words that form coherent sentences.

[Jixby Phillips]

"Mubert is such a cool bastard." - Mubert

[Mike]

See mubert, it works like this here. A little lesson I learned from Marty Farty. If you put yer hand in a lawnmower you can't get mad if somethin happens to yer hand. Now if you don't want to learn yer lesson 'aforehand, then you'll do like you done here and be like walkin into a lawnmower store an' stickin yer hand in every mower that ya see, and then gettin mad cuz the people that's sellin the mowers dun like that too much. And then when they say "hey son will ya cut that out?" And you says "no! I don't care what you think! I'm gonna keep stickin my hand in there till I get banned from the store" er somethin like that, see. That's not so great an' really you look like a some kinda idiot there.

[mubert]

Where do you buy lsd? i need to be that fucked up to be cool.

[Big McLargehuge]

You don't deserve LSD faggot.

[Anonymous]

Nevermind. I was just testing out a new character. Sorry for pissing you fucktards off again. :lol

[Esuohlim]

WE'LL TELL YOU WHEN WE'RE PISSED OFF. KEEP POSTING AS MUBERT.

[Pub Lover]

FUCKING HELL! Esuohlim, you have 5800 posts! :eek

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Jixby Phillips]

Great ceaser's ghost! :eek

[Emu]

Milhouse, just post like 200 more times and you'll be number 1 :( kick rongi's ass

[Pub Lover]

Yeah Esuohlim, you go step up & show yourself as the king loser on these very forums. :lol

& Well done Emu, you counted very well. Gold Star! :eek

[mubert]

I thought I was the loser. Recognition here, damnit.

[Anonymous]

mubert: You can't be a loser until you post as much as Esuohlim, until then you're just fucktard who's copying me, but without a "catch phrase" :lol

[Esuohlim]

MAD MAX YOUR NOVELTY HAS WORN OFF LONG AGO AND FRANKLY NO ONE CARES ANYMORE

MUBERT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHANGE THE BROKEN IMAGE IN YOUR AVATAR

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

I thought Mubert was Mad Max's character. :(

[sadie]

hobbies- womanizing
:lol

[Mike]

I wish mubert was mad max's character. :(

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: The "novelty" doesn't wear off until you start actually ignoring me, like you constantly claim you're going to. :lol

[Esuohlim]

I claimed I wasn't going to post in any thread you shit out, Mad Max. Ignoring you is like trying to ignore an obese man with Downs Syndrome in Wendys that's clumsily shoveling spoonfuls of Frosty into his gaping, saliva-soaked mouth.

[Anonymous]

an obese man with Downs Syndrome in Wendys that's clumsily shoveling spoonfuls of Frosty into his gaping, saliva-soaked mouth.

Speaking of which, how are you doing today? :lol

[Esuohlim]

Jesus, it's the same with you every time. It's constantly predictable and monotonous, and if you are honestly amused to a point where you can't control your giddy glee, then you've got to be the most boring person in existence. And judging from the dull trash you spew into your posts, I can't be far off at all.

[Anonymous]

it's the same with you every time. It's constantly predictable and monotonous

Speaking of which, how are you today? :lol

[Esuohlim]

Whatever. I'm going to bed.

[MLE]

goodnight, milhouse :)

[Anonymous]

Actually he's still online.

[liquidstatik]

Milhouse seems sad. :(

[mubert]

when did this conversation change between me being lame and max being lame?

[Anonymous]

When I switched characters. :lol