I'm a fucking pimp!

[Snatchtastic]

So the other day I went to this pizza place with my buddy and we ordered a pizza and while we waited for our pizza to cook I got a few beers. And five minutes later this girl comes out and asks me what I think of her friend, I told her she was cute and she said you should call her, then she slipped me her digits. Then my friend said that I'm a fucking pimp! :D

[Supercooldude]

So that's why I hav'nt been getting laid, I dont' hang around pizza places enough. Thanks for the tip!

[Snatchtastic]

No prob ;)

[Snatchtastic]

I also got picked up by these 4 skanky hoes at this beach cafe once and I was drinking champange cuz it was hot and these girls wanted me to buy em drinks but i was liek NO! :x

[Jixby Phillips]

hey take pictures of her

[HickMan]

This one girl told me that when people say cute, that means they're chubby :(. I DON'T BELIVE IT THOUGH.

[Terra]

I haven't heard that one. I usually watch their faces when they are trying to describe somebody to me. It's in their eyes. I can tell when they're lying and trying to set me up with somebody. :(

[Snatchtastic]

Yeah she's a dope chick. We went to Jamba juice and talked for 2 hours, then we walked around green lake. After that we went togo rent Lost in Translation and then we made out like Spiderman upside down :eek

[Captain Goodtimes]

And like spiderman I bet you you got your hands sticky later on eh :lol

[ArrowX]

Rape the bitch. Rape solves everything!

[Matt Harty]

hahah rape good one





haha

[Emu]

never heard that joke exactly as you posted it, verbatim, from every other time you posted it, exactly like that, because you're not an unoriginal piece of shit, right man, that's really funny

[kellychaos]

There you ho again! >:

[Terra]

Yeah she's a dope chick. We went to Jamba juice and talked for 2 hours, then we walked around green lake. After that we went togo rent Lost in Translation and then we made out like Spiderman upside down :eek

Did you even watch the fucking movie (is it a good movie) or just make out with the dope chick.

[Snatchtastic]

No I actually fell asleep somewhere in the middle of the movie, I woke up THEN we made out.

*ArrowX is no longer allowed to post in my threads*

[ArrowX]

after a quick moderator check. What are you gonna do about it?

[Alive]

Is she from around where you live? every time ive been with a chick like that she was always staying at a friends from out of town, or on vacation from college or something, in what i can now describe it as "slut mode" so when they go back home/school (leaving no tracks or witness's to there "debaucheries") they can safely return to there "good girl" mode, i dont know what your experience is gonna end up as, but thats from mine :/

[Supafly345]

This is really just a story of the first time this guy got a phonenumber. Wait untill the next story when he gets a phone number and calls it.

[mubert]

Seriously, dont waste time with this boring shit. Some loser got lucky and talked to a skank. Woah, you must be such a fucking STUD. Just take out the U and youve got yourself a deal...Bitch.

[Matt Harty]

I bet you've never even talked to a female before.

[Supafly345]

A-and I think he called me gay.

[Snatchtastic]

You guys are funny :lol

[kellychaos]

Ifa bitch acts up, I'm slappin' the ho. >:

[Snatchtastic]

:)