how do you go

[da blob]

about commiting suicide ? I've been constantly thinking of it for nearly a year, but I don't seem to be able to get the guts. I live on the ninth floor, it should be easy - but can't bring myself to do it. I think because I still have somewhere a tiny bit of hope, which I truly cannot understand given how irrational it is.
So, any help would be apreciated.

[Black Flag]

dont kill yourself become a hooker!

[Black Flag]

you'll still be dead, but only on the inside

[executioneer]

irrational hope is what keeps me alive too :(

[Lotida]

Get counseling quick. Suicide leaves everyone around you devastated. It's not worth it! If you truly feel that we, get help. :)

[da blob]

you are no help, willie.
Ohj, I think I'm afraid of reincarnation, too - what if it does exist, and next time it's WORSE ?

[executioneer]

sometimes the help is worse than just suffering w/it :(

edit: sorry for not being help :(

[Sethomas]

I dunno. With my attempts, I usually just sit ready to swallow the alcohol or the pills or whatever and just think and think and think for the longest time about it. Then, suddenly you come to a moment when your thinking stops and you don't care about anything in the world. At that point, do whatever you want to do while you're too senseless to worry about it.

Of course, I don't recommend you actually do that. The world would be a sad place with one less hot chick artist. :(

[ArrowX]

Councilling makes everyone around you think your unstable so get councilling then they'll have a fearfull respect for you!

if you do decide to kill yourself be sure to leave alight or the TV on to discourage burgulars

[Mr. Oysterhead]

If you have any doubts, you won't succeed

[da blob]

any tips about encouraging flesh eater necrophiles ?

edit - that was for arrow x which goes without saying but, you know

[executioneer]

mustard

[da blob]

let me write this down. "do not forget the mustard".
ok.

[Demogorgon]

Necropheliacs, not necrophiles, we take our work very seriously.
And if you are at the point that you would commit suicide, think of other options. Crackwhores are frowned upon, but some really do enjoy life; sex and drugs. Basically I'm saying you have much to lose before you should give up, and many places to turn. Do not let a petty emotion end what could be a beautiful existence, for emotions pass.
But if you do insist on foolishly ending all that you know, then make it big please. I want to see someone blow themself up in the middle of someplace important. Or just make your death really odd, don't be another building jumper. Go out in style.

[AChimp]

The first step to not committing suicide is to remove freaky, mutant, pink fish thing avatars that instill pants-shitting fear. :(

[executioneer]

oh you big baby those things barely ever move :rolleyes

[AChimp]

You don't have to move much when you grow brocolli out of your sides to shoot at unsuspecting passersby. :chatter

[Sethomas]

But chimp, it's SMILING! :)

[Nerd]

Slitting wrists is for girls. Real men slit their throats.

Or if you want to go easy, just tie a cynderblock to your foot and push it in a lake. By the time the pain starts, it's already too late.

And don't jump off a building unless your sure someone will cover you up as soon as you hit. You don't want people looking at you when you're all gory, do you? [/reference]

[executioneer]

nerd you suck and are retarded

[AChimp]

It's smiling because it knows you think it's cute, when it is really a deadly beast plotting your DEMISE. :(

[executioneer]

oh w/e

[da blob]

would you believe my current msn nick is THE MUTANT AXOLOTL FROM OUTER SPACE this was especially designed to scare the shit out of small, very intelligent African apes with black or brown fur





© Cambridge University Press 2004

[executioneer]

haha i remember having fun times with msn messenger nicknames :lol i should really sign up again for it

[AChimp]

She wasn't lying. :(

[executioneer]

do they still let you put emoticons in your nicknames

[Perndog]

Necropheliacs, not necrophiles, we take our work very seriously.

Not seriously enough to spell it right, though, Mr. Necrophiliac? :blah

[executioneer]

lol

[Demogorgon]

It was a trap, now i know who visits the graveyard 200 feet away from my house! Er, on the second though, all the bodies are from the civil war, so never mind.

[Anonymous]

To kill yourself:

1. Buy gun and ammunition (with credit card).
2. Load gun.
3. Put barrel against temple.
4. Pull trigger.
5. Repeat as necessary.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Now Dr. Boogie can be arrested for assisted suicide! :)

[Big McLargehuge]

at last

[Anonymous]

Have I got a prescription for you!:lol





FOR DEATH!!!:lol

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

http://edition.cnn.com/US/9812/16/kevorkian/story.kevorkian.jpg

Should be Dr. Boogies avatar.

[executioneer]

doctor boogie you forgot the part about going up in a clock tower and taking as many innocents with you as you can first :lol

[Anonymous]

Why the hell is like every other person on this damn board in such a damn hurry to fucking kill themselves?

And WHY the fuck are they so keen on announcing it on the fucking net in front of strangers?

Jesus fucking Christ if life is so fucking hard for some of you, just go ahead and fucking do it, it ain't that fucking difficult. You don't need fucking advice on how to do it! Razors, Guns, Rope, fucking drinking Draino under the goddamn sink will all fucking do the trick!

And unless you're lying on your goddamn deathbed, with no hope of getting better and you're in extreme pain, its an idiotic and cowardly thing to do in the first place.

All that aside, I'd have to agree that executioneer's clock tower mass murder/suicide shoot out IS the coolest way to go about it. :)

[mubert]

Necropheliacs, not necrophiles, we take our work very seriously.
And if you are at the point that you would commit suicide, think of other options. Crackwhores are frowned upon, but some really do enjoy life; sex and drugs. Basically I'm saying you have much to lose before you should give up, and many places to turn. Do not let a petty emotion end what could be a beautiful existence, for emotions pass.
But if you do insist on foolishly ending all that you know, then make it big please. I want to see someone blow themself up in the middle of someplace important. Or just make your death really odd, don't be another building jumper. Go out in style.

technically, you could say both necrophiliac or necrophile, since both come from the same roots "necro", meaning dead, and "phil", meaning love. (philidelphia is the city of brotherly love, literally) suck on that one, goober.

[Sajuuk]

Suicide is fun. :)

[Sethomas]

Actually Boogie, you can survive a gunblast to the prefrontal lobes with diminished thinking capabilities. The best way to shoot one's self is to open the jaw and aim for the top of the mouth.

[Anonymous]

Correct!
:)

You have to make sure the barrel IS straight up though, otherwise you can end up like that fucktard who blew his fucking jaw off, because he said Judas Priest told him to do it. :lol

a 10 gauge shot gun is a pretty sure bet regardless of your placement though, assuming you can get a hold of one.

[Alive]

Whats the reason behind you wanting to commit suicide? i know its prolly a guy, oh well, like us guys and a faithfull hand, learn to use a dildo and use it well :) (i cant believe i just said that) try taking a tour thru a pediatric cancer center at your local university, that usualy puts the fear of god into anybody.... :(

[Dole]

Max, your first post is the most sensible thing you ever wrote here.

Mubert:
technically, you could say both necrophiliac or necrophile, since both come from the same roots "necro", meaning dead, and "phil", meaning love. (philidelphia is the city of brotherly love, literally) suck on that one, goober.

It's because it was written as NECROPHELIAC which is the incorrect spelling you cock. Try and keep up.

[Supafly345]

Be sure to tell us if you are ever successful.

[da blob]

mad max - this is a board for (belated) virgin teenagers and wackos. get used to the idea.


I like the mass murder thing, too, but unfortunately here it's not easy to buy a gun. Moreover something big enough for this kind of undertaking. Also, it'd require lots of thinking ahead and planning, which lazyness prevents me from doing.


alive - the day I think about killing myself for a guy will be the day I'd have one more reason to be dead, for being the most stupid living being on earth.

[glowbelly]

cheer up. life is fun, lady.

[Matt Harty]

I feel sorry for you depressed geeks. Seriously, go outside or go for a run or something. Get a job and make some friends. :(

[Perndog]

I'm going to second Seth's comment about knowing how to shoot yourself. There are pictures on the Internet of failed shotgun suicides. Yes, you can live without a face.

If you want to die and be certain you're not making any mistakes , make sure the gun is 1) powerful and 2) right in your mouth.

But why shoot yourself anyway? If you want messy, I'm all for jumping from high places. If you want painful, just inject some air into your veins. If you want no mess and no pain, uh, well...

IT'S DEATH, IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU, IT'S SUPPOSED TO HURT!

Not that we were really on that topic, but it seemed like a fun thing to say.

[Captain Goodtimes]

, just inject some air into your veins.

http://weblogs.notevil.net/images/weblogs_notevil_net/nik/76/o_Uncle-Jesse-14.jpg

HAVE MERCY

[ArrowX]

But just remember If you commit suicide you go to hell regardless of your life because its the most cowardly act on the planet. If you want to die follow my advice. Start tossing children into wood chippers ala-fargo then lead the police to youre house where you have jerri cans burried in your yard and when they come close shoot the cans. They will then have no chouce but to shoot you. That or open fire on school children.

It would be easier just to walk into your resident precinct and bust a cap in the dispachs' face.

[Pub Lover]

Lilli is the only one of you bastards that doesn't get depressed when I talk to her in IM. >:

She has real issues. :eek

[Pub Lover]

For anyone that doesn't know, Lilli is Da Blob. :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

Read lots of Kellychaos posts for enhanced motivation.

[Sethomas]

I hope you meant that as motivation to kill oneself. 'Cuz if so, I finally agree with you.

[ArrowX]

Pub I have REAL issues! Do you know what scarred me? I watched a god get hit by a goddamn freight train when i was 9. Thats why I can se almost anythhing brutal and not care. I laughed at the decapitation video for christs sake!

[Sethomas]

What makes you think this person/animal/inanimate object was a god? Did you just read Nietzsche's claim that God is dead soon thereafter and make the inferrence that you witnessed his demise? Really, I'm intrigued. Just, What. The. Fuck. Is wrong with you?

[Anonymous]

Try to spontaneously combust! :)

[Sethomas]

If you put effort into it--"try"--it's by definition not spontaneous. :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

Spontaneous ejaculation (above).

[FartinMowler]

Here in Toronto it was popular to jump off the bloor bridge

In June 1997, then President of East York Chapter Al Birney made a motion at our Annual General Meeting to take action against bridge suicides, citing the rising deaths at Toronto's Bloor St. Viaduct. Members of local chapters had lost three sons and one daughter at the bridge. The motion was unanimously adopted by chapter presidents, and Birney was invited to form the Schizophrenia Society of Ontario Bridge Committee. For three years, the Bridge Committee, led by Birney as Chairman and Michael McCamus as Spokesperson, has held meetings with 58 City Councillors and given numerous presentations at City Hall and in the community to advocate a suicide prevention fence. On average, one person jumps from the bridge every 22 days.

Research at similar "suicide magnets," including the Empire State Building, the Eiffel Tower, Golden Gate Bridge, and Washington's Duke Ellington Bridge, demonstrates that deterrent barriers prevent impulsive jumps, save lives, and protect bystanders travelling underneath the monuments. In July 1998, the Regional Coroner of Toronto, Dr. William Lucas, and the jury of the inquest into the death of choirboy Kenneth Au-Yeung recommended a barrier fence for the Bloor Viaduct. In July and October 1998, City Council twice unanimously approved "The Luminous Veil," the winning entry to the City's 1998 National Design Competition for safe, artistic, and heritage-sensitive barriers.

However, the building of the barrier was complicated by the need to maintain annual safety inspections of the bridge's second, lower deck on which run the subway trains. Construction was postponed many months, during which the price of labour and materials nearly doubled, and new conditions were added to the building contract. The Veil proposes a five-metre tall safety screen of 10,000 thin stainless steel rods, and in December, the barrier won Canadian Architect magazine's 1999 Award of Excellence. In February 2000, Toronto Mayor Mel Lastman successfully urged City Councillors to reaffirm their support for the winning barrier design, and to commit $2.5 Million to its construction.

On January 16, 2001, a 24-year-old University of Toronto student walked to Bloor Street's Prince Edward Viaduct, and leapt to his death. Since 1919, the landmark bridge has attracted over 400 suicides, a world record second only to Golden Gate Bridge.

On January 18, the Bloor Viaduct Project Steering Committee's chair Ellis Kirkland announced a $3.5 million sponsorship plan to complete the long-delayed $6 million Luminous Veil, an award- winning barrier design. A year earlier, city council had threatened to cancel the Veil, after it exceeded its $2.5-million budget. Mayor Mel Lastman brokered a compromise, giving volunteers one year to "raise the balance of funds."

[
or people jump in front of the moving subway.... :/ I'm afraid of hieghts and don't want to splatter on a subway so I think I will just get old :) [/img]

[ArrowX]

you don't need to go :)

[FartinMowler]

I was trying to edit that but my computer slowed down because of a large download that I was in the middle of...

[Anonymous]

Do it in some bizarre way, like packing a bunch of pennies around an M80 wrap it in tin foil, stick in mouth, light fuse.

Boom! :lol

[ArrowX]

:lol Mad max = my hero

[Matt Harty]

ArrowX aims high.

[darkvare]

try to learn something that takes long to learn. it will take your time then maybe you will meet some one who will make you want to bea better person :)

[Matt Harty]

it will take your time then maybe you will meet some one who will make you want to bea better person

How do those two things go together?

[Esuohlim]

Guys she can't kill herself yet there's probably a whole bunch of movies she hasn't seen yet ok everyone make a list of movies one must see before dying I can think of a couple like It's a Wonderful Life see it's easy and she won't be able to kill herself until she watches all the movies she hasn't seen that we listed come on guys.

[darkvare]

i cant think of any :(

[da blob]

most of you misundertood my original post - not saying that it is a surprise. But go ahead, this is fun. Sometimes.

[FartinMowler]

Stick two croisants up your nose, and then pretend your Jauque Coustoe and you get the bends and die in your tub.

[Jixby Phillips]

I can think of 1001 movies :lol

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0764157019/qid=1090543258/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/103-5263366-6087864?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

I own this book :(

[Anonymous]

Aftermath
Cannibal Holocaust
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
I Hate Your Guts AKA Fight for your Life
I Spit on your Grave
Ichi the Killer
In a Glass Cage
Island of Death AKA Island of Perversion
Men Behind the Sun
Necromantik
Salo
Singapore Sling
Visitor Q

Enjoy! :lol

[da blob]

I saw henry when it came out I enjoyed it, I had gone with a friend who needed a month to get over the trauma. hahahahahaha

[Jixby Phillips]

hahahahahaha

[da blob]

fuck you, jixby. we were two very innocent 15 old girls and all. so hahahahahaha if I want.

[sadie]

why is this "tiny bit of hope" irrational?

[da blob]

because I don't know WHAT I'm hoping for. I don't believe anymore in what I used to hope for. But there are dreams, which once shattered leave the rest (the world, life, whatever) meaningless.

[sadie]

why does hope need to be specific to be rational?

my cousin, who was like my best friend at the time, was suicidal. i spent hours and hours trying to nurture some hope--any hope--in him. he ended up drowning in the river; it seems the water was too cold and he got caught up in some undergrowth. needless to say, i've always wondered if it was accidental. this was over ten years ago.

[ArrowX]

da blob getting righ and feeling good in this world is alot easier than you think. Just invent some bastard child of two or 3 household items. it worked for swiffer the man who invented that is fucking loaded. Design some new-fangled couch thats extremely comfortable then sell it to Ikea and get rich from roalties. or become a beacon of hope to the masses by parading around saying what most people are afraid to say. try to get a job as a cop. Do shit that makes you feel good about your self. Just remember If you blow your brains out or jump off a roof think of the poor human being who has to clean it up. I'm being serious! >:

[da blob]

Sadie - you will never know, I hope you don't beat yourself over it like some people tend to do.
Well the irrationnal part - having lived for something, it's just not possible for me to switch to living for the sake of it. And my reason tells me that's the way things should be - real people live for the sake of it.
There - I'm hoping to find the meaning of life (or at least a meaning to my life), when I KNOW there is no such thing. That's irrationnal.


since when is this the place for this kind of discussion anyway, heh ? I tend to forget rule # 24 : do not post on messageboards when drunk / extremely tired / desperate (or any combination of the three)

[ArrowX]

Nothing in life is rational war is irrational, death is irrational. What makes sense about being born solely to die? If you can answer that question I'll shut up. As of right now I could care less where my life is going all i wanna do is live in the moment and have fun. I guarentee you that when you have that gun to your head you will change your mind. When ppeople kill themselves they often do it while in a wave of emotion.

What sounds better for you? another 50-70 years of a life regardless of the way its going or cuttign to the chace and ending youre existence forever.

BTW f christians are right I'll see you in hell If you do decide to pussy out in the worst way possible

[da blob]

well you are in the right arrow x (man does it hurt to say that). Living like an animal is the way to go. But was lured into thinking otherwise, and there's no way back now.

Oh man I was afraid to sound whiny, but I come out as pretentious instead. Huh great.

[ArrowX]

My philosophy on life. humans who think that being human makes them better than enything else on earth are wastes of mother natures resources. I really want to quote the line from aliens where Sigourney says "There not the ones screwing eachother over for a percentage"

[Alive]

Sounds like your bored and are feeding into the pain a bit much, snap out of it :lol seriously though, you were brought into this world with out much choice in the matter (wether or not if you were even planned, doesnt matter) unless you have a severe chemical imbalance that would require medical attention, i suggest you find a guy to put you over his knee and help you snap out of it :) ooh la la....!

[executioneer]

that sounds like a plan :rolleyes

[Alive]

gotta add a little spice to your life sometime....

[executioneer]

i've heard cyanide is pretty spicy

[executioneer]

i've heard saltpeter compares roughly with tabasco sauce :eek

[Anonymous]

Suicide Forum. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

Ima gonna be a fag and be all serious and stuff :(


I used to believe that I would commit suicide. For a time thinking about it consumed alot of my time. But i realized recently that i just don't have the faculties to do it. I often reach the point where i don't know if i can get any lower, and that is when i really want to live. It doesn;t make any fucking sense.

[Anonymous]

What is the purpose of killing yourself? It solves nothing. And talking about doing it, or leaving notes only makes it a cry for help and attention. (AKA whiney bitch)
All you're ultimately doing is depriving yourself of what possible good stuff life could've offered you.
(Yes I'm ignoring the afterlife crap because we're just focusing on the physical world here)
You're also allowing your enemies (If you have any) to win because you decided the game of life was just too hard to "play" and dropped out.

Depression is a state of fucking mind. (Obviously) Life is only as bad as you fucking make it and percieve it. And assuming you just don't have the will power to want to live, if you look around, you can always find someone much worse off than yourself that you can look down upon to feel better.
Maybe that isn't the "PC" way to go about it, but it gets the job done.

Not to mention, with all the goddamn evil in the fucking world, why the hell would you want to kill yourself when there's plenty of other people who'll gladly try to do it for you?

I have a hard time accepting that ANYONE on here has it all that fucking bad that life is just too futile to go on living, because if they did, they wouldn't be wasting their time on this board.

[Big McLargehuge]

Who do you look down on Max? Cause seriously, they don't get much lower than you. You are a worthless internet nerd who's constant berating of other people is just a way to feign supiriority so that you can "find someone much worse off than yourself that you can look down upon". Shit, if you went by your own logic you would have killed yourself along time ago. I know that you are going to say somthing like "I look down on ArrowX, fucktard" but that isn't a real person. It is just a player in an imaginary online drama you love so much. And even then the character is only pathetic because of his naivete. Not the intentionally pathetic way you come across as. Maybe you can't under stand why some one would want to kill themselves, but please try, at least long enough to pull the trigger.

[The Fifth Man]

I'll just say this: Misery isn't uncommon. Life sucks goat nut,
people are self-conscious. I'm sure everybody who visits this
forum has thought about at least doing some kind of bodily harm
to themselves at one point or another, let alone suicide.
Hell, only a month ago I was so upset I would've actually shot
myself if only my brother hadn't gotten rid of his pistol the week
before. I opted to break my desk instead. It didn't make me
feel any better, but at least I was alive to realize what a bad idea
shooting myself would've been.

I'm sure my opinion isn't the most valued on this board
since I don't post all that often, and tend to make an ass of
myself at times. But all in all, I think you're just pissed off and
needed some way to vent your frustrations. Sometimes the best
way to do that is to find somebody to talk to/scream at about it.
Even if it's a forum full of smartasses.

[Big McLargehuge]

Man you are a boring cunt :lol

[FS]

Christ, this thread is depressing. I mean, you got ArrowX to explain his PHILOSOPHY ON LIFE.

I'm gonna go kill myself. Anyone wanna join me?

[Dole]

My advice: GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET AND GO OUTSIDE

[Anonymous]

:lol

Big: I wasn't directing it specifically at you, you overly sensitive dumb fuck, I was directing it at everyone in general since I was explaining how idiotic suicide is.

First of all, I apparently value my life a lot more than you value your own, which automatically makes me higher than you. Not to mention the fact what the fuck do you know about me? Nothing. Like you said, I'm an imaginary person on the internet right? All you know is I act like a complete asshole on here, which pretty much includes several others as well so your little tantrum about me being "low" or a "nerd" doesn't really hold up.

Second of all, I never said I looked down on anyone, (I don't need to) I merely stated that if you WERE such an emotional cripple that you couldn't handle life on your own, I suggested that you look to other people who have worse problems than yourself and yet THEY still carry on.

Third, what the hell does my "berating" of other people have to do with this? I've already stated I do that for a cheap laugh, if I strike a nerve here and there oh fucking well. Toughen up, its the fucking net for Christ's sake. And while I'm sure I'll hear that tired old line, "Oh I wasn't affected by your post." but its pretty clear that you have been, more so because you thought I was talking directly to you, when I wasn't.
And how the fuck did ArrowX get into the fucking picture? I never said shit about him.

Fourth, its pretty obvious you only concentrated on ONE thing I said. (Not to mention took it out of context)

The only pathetic fucker here is you for taking this shit so seriously. :lol

Well I guess I'll be getting a lot of replies to this one... and gee, I wonder who'll be the most vocal... :rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

Man you are a boring cunt :lol

[Anonymous]

That's better! :lol

[Cosmo Electrolux]

OKay, Lilli, what's the latest? Still suicidal?

[Carnivore]

Give me your mailing address and I'll send you the Official Emergency Medical Services Guide to Suicide. When people fuck up suicide attempts, we're the ones that end up having to deal with it, so learn how to do it right!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Hey! Can you send me one too?

[ArrowX]

My advice: GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET AND GO OUTSIDE really thats the best post in this whole goddamn thread! >:

[Perndog]

:love Mad Max

[sadie]

suicide is selfish.

[Captain Goodtimes]

Why would anyone want to do something kurt cobain thought was a good idea.

[Sethomas]

I consider it selfish to demand that someone stay alive in misery just so that you won't miss them. :/

[sadie]

is there no other cure for your misery?

[Sethomas]

That's subjective.

[Pub Lover]

All the posts longer than a single paragraph in this thread pissed me off, especially the ones by ArrowX. >:

I've never had the urge to punch my monitor before. >:

[kellychaos]

Depression is a state of fucking mind. (Obviously) Life is only as bad as you fucking make it and percieve it. And assuming you just don't have the will power to want to live, if you look around, you can always find someone much worse off than yourself that you can look down upon to feel better.

Spoken by one who's never known true depression. Shut the hell up!

[Mr. Oysterhead]

If you want self-esteem, you need to steal it. There's only so much to go around.

[kellychaos]

Shut up! You puny, little flit! >:

Say, you're right. I just got me some.

[Anonymous]

Spoken by one who's never known true depression. Shut the hell up!

What of it? What am I supposed to go through life feeling sorry for myself like the rest of you suicidal depressed dickheads? The world is a fucking shitty place, and you can either mope about it and drop out, or you can carve out your own niche and succeed in it.

Its your choice.

Sheesh, you fuckers are really sensitive about this shit... :lol

[kellychaos]

I'm not saying that because it's something that I'VE been through. I'm speaking from the experience of witnessing it in someone else and it is real. It's not something that they've totally caused themselves or that is easily escapeable ... the yolk of which can be tossed off with a simple "snap out of it!". I'm not saying people shouldn't help themselves. I'm saying that it's not as easy and formula as you portray.

[Anonymous]

I've witnessed it too, several times in fact, and from what I can tell most people who suffer from it, don't even have problems that are worthy enough to be depressed over, let alone commiting suicide over. And it gets to the point where they're just seeking attention and they just become needy and annoying.

I wonder if Pub punched in his monitor in yet? :lol

[Sethomas]

Actually, those most inflicted with depression are generally the most apt to conceal it. I guarantee that nobody here knew anything about my depression before Regina made the post proclaiming I was dead (while I was really just almost-dead). After it was made public, I figured I may as well be in good humor about it.

[Alive]

Kurt cobain just cured his headache, to bad he realised he couldnt turn back... :lol

[Perndog]

Pub, I'll paypal you a dollar if you punch in your monitor and don't get a new one for a month.

[The Fifth Man]

And I'll throw in half a pack of Bubblicious.

[Captain Goodtimes]

And i'll thrown a fist to your FACE, fifthman.

[jin]

If you want to kill yourself, do it- but you have to be prepared for the consequences of your actions. :0

[Anonymous]

Actually Boogie, you can survive a gunblast to the prefrontal lobes with diminished thinking capabilities. The best way to shoot one's self is to open the jaw and aim for the top of the mouth.

To kill yourself:

1. Buy gun and ammunition (with credit card).
2. Load gun.
3. Put barrel against temple.
4. Pull trigger.
5. Repeat as necessary.

[MLE]

i got the joke the first time :hat

[Sethomas]

You can't "repeat as necessary" if you remain alive without the capabilities of thought do continue firing. Which happens to be plausible with a shot to the temple.

[MLE]

i got the joke the first time :hat

[Perndog]

You can't "repeat as necessary" if you remain alive without the capabilities of thought do continue firing. Which happens to be plausible with a shot to the temple.

However, if you've rendered yourself mentally incapable of pulling the trigger again, I'd wager you've solved your depression problem, too. :)

[kellychaos]

Nobody really knows that. You could be comatose on the outside whilst your brain is "squirming like a toad" on the inside.

[PILLOWFIGHT]

suicide makes you go to heaven!!

so it dosnet matter

[Anonymous]

You can't "repeat as necessary" if you remain alive without the capabilities of thought do continue firing. Which happens to be plausible with a shot to the temple.

Hey, I've merely laid the groundwork, here. If people can't follow my instructions, well then maybe they shouldn't be killin' themselves.

[MLE]

:lol :(

[darkvare]

i got it make friends with the gun, and then shot you, it will be like she did you a favor, no?

[Anonymous]

Last time I committed suicide I woke up on a morgue slab with total amnesia and a flying skull chattering in my ear constantly.

Picked up a couple of demon babes though.

:lol

[FS]

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[ArrowX]

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[WaterLilly]

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That reminds me of button candy. You know, the kind that you peel off the strip of paper and all the freaks used to lace with LSD for the kiddies?

[King Hadas]

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[liquidstatik]

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That reminds me of button candy. You know, the kind that you peel off the strip of paper and all the freaks used to lace with LSD for the kiddies?

[Dole]

If you want to kill yourself, do it- but you have to be prepared for the consequences of your actions.

Erm...like death.

[Carnivore]

For anybody seriously considering suicide, the method most medical professionals would choose is narcotic overdose. You just fall asleep and stop breathing. Utterly painless. Make sure, however, that nobody finds you. Narcan reverses the effects in less than a minute, typically. If you are discovered in time, you will most likely be resuscitated successfully.

[Anonymous]

9 out of 10 doctors recommend it!

[kellychaos]

The tenth one lived. :lol ... :(

[DrunkChicken]

Not quite dead yet?

:hangman

[ziggytrix]

Don't bring dead threads back to life chickenfucker >:

[Helm]

I don't like him. Let's kill him.

[FS]

Maybe we can arrange for him to have a little 'accident'.

[Snake Basket]

Once more with feeling.
:goth

[Matt Harty]

watch your back * B O O H *