Celebrate The Loaf Contest

[Matt Harty]

Supafly's drawing serving as an advertisement, i'd like anyone on I-mock willing to draw their own rendition of Neko Pan, Cat Loaf, Kittbread, whatever you'd like to call it.

It can be large, small, accurate to what catbread looks like or completely zany like Supaflys. I've got a few submissions from I-mockers I talk to on AIM but i'm hoping some of you lazy asses can do a quick sketch or something.

I'm going to rate each one and pick a winner, so be creative. The winner will be sent 2 of my Afro Kens (US Residents Only) retailing at like... $14.00!!!!. If someone outside of the US comes in first, the next person down will recieve the prize. In that case 1st place will recieve glory.

Submissions must be in by July 31st, PM them to me, send them over aim, or E-mail them to mattharty_2000@yahoo.com

Current Entries:
King Hadas
Liquid Statik
Jim Duncan
Supafly345
Sam
Camacazio
Big Mclargehuge
ScruU2wice
Esuohlim
Drev
Agroskaterik
Pancakes
Drumming4Buddha
Subterfudge
Emu
Chojin
Z3r0-sk8r
MLE

Current Judges:
Achimp
Pub Lover
Capn Crunch
Kris
Da Blob
FS
Spectre X
pjalne
SevenForceIncUSA
Jixby Phillips
Gadzooks


The judges will score each entry on a 1-10 basis, 1 being the worst, 10 being the best. The scores from each judge will be added together for a final score, which will determine the winner.

[subterfuge]

Will you post every body's entries in this thread so we can all see them eventually? Catbreads are cool.

[ScruU2wice]

how bout multiple entries?

[Matt Harty]

Subterfudge- I plan on either posting them all here with my ratings or making an individual page on my site, either way they'll all be viewable.

Scru- I'd rather you put some work into one. :P

[Supafly345]

Leave me out of the contest. I'll just be the poster child.

[Matt Harty]

No yours is still up for judging unless you wanna draw another. :D

Anyways, 3 people have whined that they don't know how to draw so far, I expect a small submission list. :(

Like I expect all of these to be artistic perfection.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

I might enter just for you Mattchew, but you told me I HAD to enter. :(

[ScruU2wice]

Like I expect all of these to be artistic perfection.

Don't worry mine won't be that great. I drew it while typing so it's not gonna be good :(

[Pub Lover]

I'm not going to draw ever again, & while that means I can't enter this, it is a benifit to all art everywhere. >:

[Matt Harty]

I don't want them to look good. :(

[MLE]

where's the reference picture? >:

[Matt Harty]

http://img57.photobucket.com/albums/v173/roostah/table.jpg

[Captain Goodtimes]

I'd eat it.

[Matt Harty]

edit: nvm

[liquidstatik]

MINE IS THE BST >:

[Big McLargehuge]

MATT SAID I WAS THE BEST, HUH MATT

[Matt Harty]

That was until Jim Duncans came in the mail :eek

[ScruU2wice]

I wasn't gonna put too much effort into this but than I kept adding stuff, and it all kinda snowballed..

[Matt Harty]

Into something fucking awesome. :o

[Esuohlim]

HEY MATT WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT MINE? ;)

[Matt Harty]

Creative

[Matt Harty]

I've decided to get judges to help my opinion hold less weight. See first post for current judges. :D

[ScruU2wice]

I forced agro to do one :)

[ScruU2wice]

Oh It's so hard to wait till saturday >:

[FS]

My judgement will be based on anatomical correctness and party favors.

[liquidstatik]

Mine has that, too. :(

[AChimp]

My votes will be based on a willingness to date me. :posh

[MLE]

i took a pretty pic of myself for you, remember?

http://www.popnko.com/imock/bananavore.jpg

[Captain Goodtimes]

I will be voting based on the use of the color orange, and the number of bribes i get, the sexier the better.

[MLE]

i didn't think you were a judge....

[Matt Harty]

He refused to draw.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Mine is the best so far, ask Matt.

[Captain Goodtimes]

Hey matt, is jim ducan's the best?

[Jixby Phillips]

CAN I JUDGE

[da blob]

my votes will be based on ... the amount on the checks.

[Big McLargehuge]

I CHANGED MINE :(

[Esuohlim]

If it helps any of the judges' decisions, I created mine in less than 15 seconds using nothing but the "Copy-and-Drag" tool in MS Paint.

[ArrowX]

Is that in any way similar to fartins beat-and-drag method?

[Spectre X]

My votes will depend on the amount of caffeine I have at that time present in my bloodstream, and if it is small enough for me to still be able to see.

[Matt Harty]

Look at first post for updated list of judges, so you know who to bribe. 2 new entries :D

[Sam]

YOU GUYS MIGHT AS WELL JUST GIVE UP NOW, I JUST MADE THE BEST ONE EVER AND SENT IT IN. IT TOOK ME LIKE 10 HOURS TO MAKE AND MY SOUL AND BLOOD ARE IN IT.

MY FUCKING SOUL! >:

[ScruU2wice]

10 judges and 15 entries

[nothing4buddha]

mine will rule your faces off.

[Captain Goodtimes]

hey i though jixby was a judge.

[ScruU2wice]

way to stay on top of the game

[ArrowX]

Gadzooks

[Matt Harty]

10 judges and 15 entries

Is there a problem?

[ScruU2wice]

no sir :(

[Matt Harty]

I just tried to make the scoring more diverse, and I doubted that certain judges would have the capacity to properly score, or respond to the e-mail for that matter. Plus I had more entries, I don't see why the ratio matters anyways.

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit Chojin entered, we all lost. :(

[agroskaterik]

keep in mind that beauty is in the eye of the beholder when you judge these things guys :(

[subterfuge]

Mine actually kind of sucks :)

[liquidstatik]

Mine doesn't. :)

[Matt Harty]

I'll be sending all of the pics to the judges on Saturday, and they have until the end of sunday to send their scores back to me. So be aware that you wont have forever to do this, so check your e-mails and send it back before Monday.

[ScruU2wice]

We should probably have more Artsy contests like this cuz I wouldn't draw anything over the summer otherwise :(

[Esuohlim]

OH FUCK THIS WAS A DRAWING CONTEST? :(

[ScruU2wice]

I totally thought of another thing I might wanna submit but I might not be able to finish it by the deadline :(

[MLE]

i couldn't enter twice, so neither can you >:

[ScruU2wice]

fine..

[Matt Harty]

lol give me it anyways :(

[MLE]

>: i hate you.

[Seven Force]

I like you. :love

[ScruU2wice]

I didn't make it, just for you MLE >:

[Matt Harty]

I didn't say I was accepting it for an entry, I just wanted to see it. >: >:

[Matt Harty]

VOTING TIME BITCHES

[Pancakes]

im gonan win this i KNOW IT IN MY HEEART >_<

[AChimp]

I have submitted my votes.

[Matt Harty]

Fine Comments, thank ya chimp. :posh

[Captain Goodtimes]

Mine votes are in.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

You guys all lost, there's no chance any of y'all won.

[ScruU2wice]

headlines beg to differ


http://paintedover.com/uploads/6/dewey1.jpg

[Esuohlim]

That newspaper is probably just as wrong as the real one.

[FS]

I have also voted and none of you won.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

:(

[Pub Lover]

AHHHH MY EYES....DA GOGGLES DO NOTHING! :eek

My votes have been submitted. >:

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Did I win?

[Jixby Phillips]

I VOTED AND YOUR NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS

[ArrowX]

please put out your tiki torch and leave the island

[Supafly345]

Survive this!

Please wait at least 15 minutes between posting, not all of us are good at thinking of things to write and can't keep up.

[ScruU2wice]

That newspaper is probably just as wrong as the real one.

Yeah that was the double meaning attached to it :(

[Esuohlim]

I enjoyed the reference :hat

[pjalne]

I have submitted my vote, and some of you guys owe me points >:

[Matt Harty]

Alright, thanks for those who voted quickly and sent them back to me. I'm sorry Pub I forgot about the site not workin for you. I'm not home, so I can't tell who hasn't submitted their votes yet, later tonight i'll track you down and kill you. :(

[ArrowX]

spooky

[da blob]

SENT.

[Anonymous]

You forgot to add emily's name to the list of contributors, Mattchew Harty, you horrible man.

[MLE]

:tear

[subterfuge]

Oh yeah. I forgot to kiss someone's ass in all of the excitement. Will pixelated boobs do?

:boob :boob

[Matt Harty]

Waiting on Spectre X and Pjalne. :(

[pjalne]

I have submitted my vote

:(

[Matt Harty]

Resend

[Esuohlim]

If I'm not in last place then I am very disappointed in ALL of the judges and their perceptions of quality art. >:

[da blob]

some are FAR worse than yours

[ScruU2wice]

We should have art contests everyweek >:

[Matt Harty]

I would but I don't have enough Afro Kens. :(

[Matt Harty]

Pjalnes the only one holding us up now. :(

[Matt Harty]

Annnnny minute now...

[AChimp]

Just have him PM his votes to you. :(

[Matt Harty]

I tried. I'm moving along without him unless he can get it in before I post the results.

I'm currently halfway through the tedious act of sorting each judges votes and matching them to the artist.

[Matt Harty]

AND NOW THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

[Esuohlim]

MY LOINS ARE MOIST WITH ANTICIPATION

[pjalne]

Wut?! I sent those votes twice. :( They most have been stopped by your mail filter or something.