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Mockery
Mar 5th, 2003, 11:25 PM
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.gsp?cat=18786&dept=3920&product_id=454473&path=0%3A3920%3A18786%3A18788%3A18790%3A21194

read the description.
CastroMotorOil
Mar 5th, 2003, 11:31 PM
:lol
James
Mar 5th, 2003, 11:31 PM
:lol
McClain
Mar 5th, 2003, 11:33 PM
What the fuck?
Protoclown
Mar 5th, 2003, 11:37 PM
What's so funny? If you'd read the book, you'd know that that's what it's really about.
ItalianStereotype
Mar 5th, 2003, 11:43 PM
yeah, frodo dies in a seedy hotel after an all night anal session with maurice, how could we forget about it? :/
Protoclown
Mar 6th, 2003, 12:55 AM
FRODO ISN'T EVEN IN THAT BOOK, YOU IGNORANT ASS >:
Anonymous
Mar 6th, 2003, 01:05 AM
YEAH, CUZ HE DIED IN THE FIRST BOOK!!!
Protoclown
Mar 6th, 2003, 01:07 AM
Yeah, the one with George Lucas' name on the cover, but it was actually ghost written by Alan Dean Foster.
Anonymous
Mar 6th, 2003, 01:08 AM
Alan Dean Foster's a ghost! Oh my God!!!
Protoclown
Mar 6th, 2003, 01:11 AM
If only that were true, he would stop writing those god awful books...
Anonymous
Mar 6th, 2003, 01:14 AM
Yeah, I hate Harry Potter!
FS
Mar 6th, 2003, 06:01 AM
I'm getting a 404 on that link. What did it say?
ItalianStereotype
Mar 6th, 2003, 11:20 AM
who cares if i got it wrong, all little people are exactly alike.

satan-it said something about a homosexual prostitute and a navy man living in london while an old wizard grants bilbo baggins wish.
Mockery
Mar 6th, 2003, 12:04 PM
Fortunately, someone on Fark was cool enough to save a screenshot (http://fark.froggynet.com/~froggy/walmarthobbit.jpg) of it for those of you that missed it.
Helm
Mar 6th, 2003, 12:13 PM
That was brilliant a blunder.
FS
Mar 6th, 2003, 02:18 PM
I would buy that book. >:
starz
Mar 6th, 2003, 03:34 PM
:lol homosexual prostiute :lol :lol
James
Mar 6th, 2003, 03:36 PM
"Cool" and "Fark" don't belong in the same sentence together. :/
Paul138
Mar 6th, 2003, 10:36 PM
Oh Jesus, that wasn't cool... but delightfully hilarious.
NOT Jixby Phillips
Mar 7th, 2003, 01:16 AM
Whats this I'm hearing about homosexual prostitutes??? Why you perverts!! :lol :lol :lol