Need advice on shaving my pubes.... [Archive]

Jeanette X

Mar 6th, 2003, 12:52 AM

Uh...okay.... :confused Are you male or female?

Protoclown

Mar 6th, 2003, 12:58 AM

Just lather them up with mayonaise and start hacking at them with an ice pick. It's always worked for me!

AnArKi

Mar 6th, 2003, 02:01 AM

i am a hombre, Dude

NOT Jixby Phillips

Mar 6th, 2003, 04:00 AM

Uhhhhhooooookkkkkkaaaaayyyyy..... this is a LITTLE too much information for me!! :lol

Skulhedface

Mar 6th, 2003, 11:28 AM

Fire and rubbing alcohol usually works best

sadie

Mar 6th, 2003, 12:00 PM

sandpaper. >:

ItalianStereotype

Mar 6th, 2003, 12:27 PM

stabbing own face then setting it on fire.

wreckreation

Mar 6th, 2003, 02:39 PM

set off a nuclear bomb on your DICK!!! :lol
or omg paint it so it looks EXACTLY like saddam huessein!! :lol
or put it in a sausage machine and make it into sausage FOR REAL!!!
FEED IT TO A SHARK!!
LOL@ SHARK BLOWJOB
:lol :lol :lol

Mislnformation Man

Mar 6th, 2003, 02:40 PM

DID YOU KNOW:

Pubes are the usual nesting place of pubic crabs.

wreckreation

Mar 6th, 2003, 02:42 PM

orrrrrrr YOUR MOUTH:lol

sadie

Mar 6th, 2003, 10:37 PM

lol.

Jeanette X

Mar 6th, 2003, 10:41 PM

Just use trim the hair short with scissors and then use a razor and then your crotch will be bald as Telly Savalas.

Protoclown

Mar 6th, 2003, 11:43 PM

Yes, and hopefully just as dead!

Anonymous

Mar 6th, 2003, 11:53 PM

You inspired me to search for 'dead crotch' on google.

http://www.gelardidesign.com/wildli10.jpg

Protoclown

Mar 6th, 2003, 11:57 PM

http://www.giftsforgeezers.com/gifts-for-him/bald-man-comb-400.jpg

Protoclown

Mar 6th, 2003, 11:58 PM

Here's what I got when I looked up "dead crotch".

http://www.finalcutmedia.com/dark_wave_nights/features/articles/images/byron.jpg

Helm

Mar 7th, 2003, 08:59 AM

Lord Byron? What the fuck?

Protoclown

Mar 7th, 2003, 12:21 PM

That's LORD OF THE DEAD CROTCH Byron to YOU, mister! >:

AChimp

Mar 7th, 2003, 01:50 PM

Wouldn't that be Lord Byron of Dead Crotch?

Heh... Dead Crotch sounds like the name of a town in the Old West. :lol

Jeanette X

Mar 7th, 2003, 06:31 PM

Now that I think about it, that would be a HELL of a place to get a nick! :faint

Splash a little aftershave on it too. The girls will love that! :love

Anonymous

Mar 7th, 2003, 06:40 PM

Yeah, it is.

Except try like 15 nicks that cause you to itch your crotch like a maniac for the next two weeks.

And on that note, don't shave against the grain until the area is used to shaving in general.

*And apply a stick deodorant afterwards. Helps to lock in the flavor crystals. Or something.

AChimp

Mar 7th, 2003, 06:59 PM

Choj, I had no idea that you were an expert on the little boy look. :love

Anonymous

Mar 7th, 2003, 07:02 PM

You didn't? :/

AChimp

Mar 7th, 2003, 07:06 PM

Tell me you shave your armpits, too. :love

Anonymous

Mar 8th, 2003, 02:01 AM

I shave everything.

Legs, too.

AChimp

Mar 8th, 2003, 02:03 AM

OMG. :wank

Royal Tenenbaum

Mar 8th, 2003, 12:24 PM

Wouldn't Chojin actually have to hit puberty before he can start shaving anything kinky? You may want to hold off the masturbation, Chimp, at least for a couple years.

Mar 8th, 2003, 03:03 PM

Your mother! >:

Matt Harty

Mar 8th, 2003, 04:09 PM

Wouldn't Chojin actually have to hit puberty before he can start shaving anything kinky? You may want to hold off the masturbation, Chimp, at least for a couple years.

Your not a nice person. I hope you die with a piece of chicken in your mouth >:

Bod

Mar 8th, 2003, 05:48 PM

My ex left his clippers behind. Very handy.

Anonymous

Mar 8th, 2003, 06:08 PM

Wouldn't Chojin actually have to hit puberty before he can start shaving anything kinky?

It's too bad you don't watch any movies with good jokes in them, because then you could use those.

Bod

Mar 8th, 2003, 06:14 PM

hello Chojin!

Anonymous

Mar 8th, 2003, 06:19 PM

Hello!

Bod

Mar 8th, 2003, 06:34 PM

You know, I pop away for 5 mins and all these newbies do more gay posts than me. What manner of Faggotry is this???!!

Anonymous

Mar 8th, 2003, 06:41 PM

Such is the nature of newbies. :tear

Jeanette X

Mar 8th, 2003, 09:41 PM

Choj, I had no idea that you were an expert on the little boy look. :love

I've heard that if girls do it, they are more prone to yeast infections, because the hair is a natural barrier of defense.

Esuohlim

Mar 8th, 2003, 11:06 PM

I decided to make a comic in honor of this thread. (http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Netuohnav&ID=130862) :lol

Bod

Mar 9th, 2003, 04:45 PM

Just put yoghurt on it , Jeanette

Jeanette X

Mar 9th, 2003, 07:02 PM

Nah...I think I'll stick to my soft fuzzy cavegirl look.

Les Waste

Mar 10th, 2003, 01:37 AM

HERE'S A BOOK TO HELP

http://www.gardenguides.com/storeycoverscans/topiarygreensculpture.jpg

HEY DAD TAKE A PICTURE OF OUR VACATION IN THE PUBES LOL

http://www.studyabroad.com/suny/albany/topiary.jpeg

bartman

Apr 15th, 2003, 09:11 PM

don't act hastily. pubic hair has plenty of comedic potential:

http://www.sexinfo101.com/cgi-bin/index.cgi?script=picview&pic=/funnypix/tattoo09.jpg
http://www.sexinfo101.com/cgi-bin/index.cgi?script=picview&pic=/funnypix/tattoo15.jpg