Metallica Gets A New Bass Player

[Skulhedface]

For those people in the world that still actually give half a shit about Metallica and haven't heard yet, because I myself didn't know about it until today:

Metallica has found a new bassist, he used to play bass in Suicidal Tendencies. Yay. Whoopty shit.

[slavemason]

What Metallica needs is a new Bus Crash!

[Skulhedface]

I couldn't agree more. Preferably one that takes them over a really steep cliff in the middle of nowhere, 2,000 miles from the nearest hospital, with lots of pointy rocks and a haz-mat disposal site at the bottom.

[Ninjavenom]

One of the few cases in which i believe "sellout" to be an accurate way to describe a band.

[slavemason]

You can only think of a Few?

[Mockery]

They announced their new bass player a long time ago. Don't you pay attention to the news?
www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/metallica

[Skulhedface]

Rog, I wish I could say I did, but I don't catch the small news like that. Metallica just doesn't seem to merit enough space in our local newspaper, lol.

I found out because I had my digital cable on the Metal channel and they pop up these little factoids about the bands they're playing at the moment and this is the first time I saw anything about it (sorry about missing that minimock though, I'll go check it out)

[edit] I just went to look at that minimock... They might as well have gotten Hitler :lol

[James]

They did. His name is Lars Ulrich.

[Skulhedface]

That does make a lot of sense. Hmm.