View Full Version : Megaman Vs. Metroid
Guitar Woman
Aug 1st, 2004, 08:13 PM
Ok who is with me on this? Samus would beat the living shit out of megaman! Not only Is Metroid a better game than all of the NES Megaman games Combined, the Main Character has a lot better moves and Looks cooler in a jump. I mean when megaman jumps it looks like he has a cucumber up his ass! gesus!
Captain Goodtimes
Aug 1st, 2004, 09:06 PM
IM guessing megman beat you as a child .
Polls suck
Emu
Aug 1st, 2004, 10:46 PM
Apples and oranges.
ArrowX
Aug 1st, 2004, 11:20 PM
The original Megaman or X? Regardless Megaman would win because Samus is a puny human and could be beaten to death.
Guitar Woman
Aug 2nd, 2004, 12:03 PM
Ok, arrowX, u were Just added to my list of people I want to rape, rob, and leave in a ditch. And have you not played Metroid? didn't you see all the awesome crap Samus can do? Gesus, u r all idiots. :die The reason Metroid is better is that U start out with Shit in both games But right away you Get some helpful Items. In Megaman you gotta beat a boss withyou're Wimpy Ass Shit Cannon (TM) and chances are that you will die because all of the bosses have better weapons than your little shit arm gun (that your arm just turns into! LAME) and twice as much health as you do! I dont see why Megaman is so popular, damnit. >:
the[Hitman]
Aug 2nd, 2004, 12:07 PM
im pretty sure zero could rape metroid and megaman with one sweeping rape train of furious rape. rape.
Seven Force
Aug 2nd, 2004, 12:09 PM
Megaman. :)
Samus, ugh, fucking cunt. >:
Guitar Woman
Aug 2nd, 2004, 12:14 PM
You all fucking suck
And Samus would win because Megaman is a robot and in Megaman's Cock sucking little world robots can't harm humans dumbasses. It even says so in Megaman X :P
Seven Force
Aug 2nd, 2004, 12:45 PM
Yeah, but the robot's in X's timeframe can hurt humans and anything else. And if Samus were to go up against any Maverick or Maverick Hunter, she'd have her narrow ass kicked.
Mr. Vagiclean
Aug 2nd, 2004, 01:00 PM
WHOA WHOAA
Drev
Aug 2nd, 2004, 02:51 PM
http://mysite.verizon.net/res1kjr5/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/eddie.jpg
He'd win. No contest. >:
Guitar Woman
Aug 2nd, 2004, 02:58 PM
Seriously, you people need to face the facts. even the enemies in Metroid are better! I dont see any hovering aliens that drain your life force in megaman, and I dont see A giant brain that controls all machines on THE FUCKING PLANET! and in Metroid you can actually freeze stuff with your ice beam, unlike the shitty ice weapons in megaman!
Seven Force
Aug 2nd, 2004, 03:04 PM
Can Samus do this?!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/37e1cf5c.gif
I think not.
You got f'ed in the A!
Guitar Woman
Aug 2nd, 2004, 03:11 PM
actually, you can get Samus to dance in Super Metroid. I'm too much of a lazy ass bastard to get a gif, but if you press left and right really fast she'll dance a sort of jig. :)
Seven Force
Aug 2nd, 2004, 03:18 PM
:lol
executioneer
Aug 2nd, 2004, 06:12 PM
they both fucking suck
retard
ArrowX
Aug 2nd, 2004, 06:54 PM
X or Axl could take samus any day!
executioneer
Aug 2nd, 2004, 07:03 PM
yeah but can YOU take SHUT UP >:
ArrowX
Aug 2nd, 2004, 07:19 PM
NNNNNNNOPE
Seven Force
Aug 2nd, 2004, 07:34 PM
So anyways, Megaman has had more games than Metroid did. Pretty spiffy, huh?
Spectre X
Aug 3rd, 2004, 03:09 PM
You people should all shut the fuck up.
And Akira should shut the fuck up and die too.
the[Hitman]
Aug 3rd, 2004, 06:29 PM
You people should all shut the fuck up.
And Akira should shut the fuck up and die too.
wanna try and be more of an angsty teenage whore?
executioneer
Aug 3rd, 2004, 07:57 PM
wanna try and SHUT UP :lol
the[Hitman]
Aug 3rd, 2004, 08:58 PM
wanna try and not be an annoying fat fuck on the internet?
Seven Force
Aug 3rd, 2004, 09:01 PM
]wanna try and not be an annoying fat fuck on the internet?
Yeah! Who invited you anyway?
Captain Goodtimes
Aug 3rd, 2004, 10:09 PM
who invited either of you.
executioneer
Aug 4th, 2004, 07:28 PM
]wanna try and not be an annoying fat fuck on the internet?
i think i already told YOU something to do :rolleyes
Guitar Woman
Aug 18th, 2004, 12:32 AM
When did I ever say anything bout X? Megaman X is da shit!
King Hadas
Aug 18th, 2004, 04:01 PM
Megaman 3 was better then any other game thats been mentioned here >:
Drev
Aug 18th, 2004, 04:55 PM
Mega Man 2 is better than Mega Man 3 :(
Mad Melvin
Aug 18th, 2004, 06:09 PM
Thats true. AND its one of the best nes games ever made.
pjalne
Aug 19th, 2004, 04:47 AM
MM2 is too easy, but yeah. It's really good.
Guitar Woman
Aug 19th, 2004, 12:51 PM
I never beat Dr. Wilys last form in that, He always kicks my ass. :(
ArrowX
Aug 19th, 2004, 07:17 PM
Right no I'm starting the "Whos the better Mega Man villan? Dr.Wily or Sigma
Guitar Woman
Aug 19th, 2004, 07:25 PM
Stop Fagging up this forum. And Sigma would kick the living fuck out of Wily
ArrowX
Aug 19th, 2004, 07:56 PM
Thats why your a gay nooB You probably havent played any game besides X3 or X7
Technicaly X isn't megaman anyway
Guitar Woman
Aug 19th, 2004, 09:43 PM
Exactly mutha fucka, thats why X is cool, he can hunt humans, unlike the origional Megaman. and dont call me a n00b when you're acting like a bigger one than I am. >:
ernasty10050
Aug 25th, 2004, 09:18 PM
oh jeez, akira, i feel sorry for you i just read all the posts that were on this subject and it appears you're the only mega man hater...sigh...whoever created mega man games (capcom?) just kept building more levels and throwing them in to games and then you had to do the annoying impossible
and a question, the X mega man games could you shoot in more than two directions and get in some huge walking machines too? cuz i have a faint memory of some great mega man game where you could do that
HickMan
Aug 25th, 2004, 09:25 PM
The original Megaman or X? Regardless Megaman would win because Samus is a puny human and could be beaten to death.
http://www.satan.org.uk/irc/haqa.jpg I'M ARROWX AND I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES *SNORT* I HAVE ALL THE MEGAMANS AND METROIDS SO I AM ALWAYS CORRECT ABOUT THIS. SAMUS'S ICE BLAST WOULDN'T HURT MEGAMAN BECAUSE OF HIS FLAMETHROWER *WHEEZE* IT'S SO OBVIOUS THAT MEGAMAN WOULD WIN WHEN HE HAS SUPERIOUR TECHNOLOGY AND HE IS AGILE. *EYE TWITCH*
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