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Anonymous
Mar 6th, 2003, 02:37 PM
Now this just looks fun. Look out kids.

U.S. to Unveil Massive New Bomb


The Bush administration plans to intensify airstrikes in the southern and northern no-fly zones whether Iraq is shooting at U.S. planes or not, sources tell ABCNEWS.

As the United States approaches the possibility of war with Iraq, military sources say there will be a major effort to cripple Iraq's air defenses in both these zones and in the south, to take out surface-to-surface missiles that pose a threat to American troops in Kuwait.

Preparations for war appear to be nearly complete.

Military sources say all the ships the Navy needs to go to war are in the region — nearly 100 of them, including five aircraft carrier battle groups.

In the next several weeks, the Air Force will fly in the last 100 to 150 of its planes — including B-2 stealth bombers early next week. That will bring the total of American aircraft — Air Force, Navy and Marine Corps — to about 900.

As for U.S. troops, there are now 210,000 in the region from the Navy, Air Force, Army and Marine Corps. In the next two weeks, 50,000 more are expected.

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld was asked how long this massive U.S. force could just sit there.

"It is very clear that once you flow the forces it's stressful to maintain them for a long period of time," Rumsfeld said. "It is clearly preferable to be engaged in Iraq in the period other than the summer."

Temperatures begin climbing to summer levels in April.

When and if the United States does go to war, military sources say the United States is preparing a monster new weapon to be used during the first nights.

It's called MOAB, short for "massive ordnance air burst" bomb. It is a modern, bigger version of the 15,000-pound "Daisy Cutter" used in Vietnam, the Persian Gulf War and Afghanistan.

Sources say MOAB — still experimental — is a 21,000-pound bomb that will be pushed out the back of a C-130 transport and guided by satellite. Because it is not dropped by parachute, as was the old Daisy Cutter, the aircraft can let it go from far higher altitudes, making it safer for U.S. pilots.

The MOAB's massive explosive punch, sources say, is similar to a small nuclear weapon.

It is intended to obliterate a command center hidden in tunnels and bunkers or a concentration of Iraqi tanks.

Whatever the target, it must be far from cities where civilians might be hurt. But one important aspect of using this type of weapon, sources say, will be psychological impact on enemy troops. It is intended to terrorize Iraqi troops, drastically reducing their desire to continue the fight.

KevinTheOmnivore
Mar 6th, 2003, 02:39 PM
You're such a moron.

Anonymous
Mar 6th, 2003, 02:42 PM
You're such a moron.

How so?

FS
Mar 6th, 2003, 02:48 PM
Does that give you a nice big hardon? Jesus Christ. I'd scream "WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION", but the point?

Anonymous
Mar 6th, 2003, 02:59 PM
To quote Dennis Leary, or at least paraphrase

I'm going to watch this war naked with a three foot hardon eating a cheeseburger stuck on the end of it.

Lets get this thing going.

mburbank
Mar 6th, 2003, 03:13 PM
It's possible Mr. Leary was trying to make some sort of point ironically. I suppose it's possible you are as well.

Anonymous
Mar 6th, 2003, 03:18 PM
trace back my posts - the evidence lies within the chronology

El Blanco
Mar 6th, 2003, 03:32 PM
It's possible Mr. Leary was trying to make some sort of point ironically. I suppose it's possible you are as well.

That wa s a paraphrase off the No Cure for Cancer album. It was Leary going off on PC assholes telling not eat meat, violence is wrong, men are evil etc

KevinTheOmnivore
Mar 6th, 2003, 04:08 PM
How so?

...........

I'm going to watch this war naked with a three foot hardon eating a cheeseburger stuck on the end of it.

nuff said.

Anonymous
Mar 6th, 2003, 04:18 PM
You knew I was going to type that in my next post..... wow!

KevinTheOmnivore
Mar 6th, 2003, 04:20 PM
No, it just shows your consistency.

ranxer
Mar 6th, 2003, 05:02 PM
what air defenses? Iraq as it stands wont put up much of a fight..
this aint war we're talking about its slaughter. The military industrial complex has to have something new for all the money they are sucking out of our pockets >:

Mislnformation Man
Mar 6th, 2003, 06:22 PM
DID YOU KNOW:

Let's Make A Deal was the start of the "subliminal message" shows in programming in the late 70s?

Protoclown
Mar 6th, 2003, 07:06 PM
Pantitude, if you keep at it long enough, you can be Ronnie Junior! :)

FS
Mar 7th, 2003, 07:00 AM
I don't know. Ronnie usually rationalizes the insanity of the world, and deflects or scatters blame. Pants just tries to applaud and cheer so loud he can't hear the voice of reason.

kinot
Mar 7th, 2003, 07:17 AM
And Ronnie also posts his sources of where he's got the information

Protoclown
Mar 7th, 2003, 12:33 PM
Well, he's got a way to go, to be sure, but I'm saying if he keeps working at it, he may just have a shot.