THE OFFICIAL "DISTORT YOUR FACE!" THREAD

[Mockery]

That's right, you heard me. Based on funny pics I've seen in the past in the "Post Your Picture Here" thread, I figured this would be an amusing little time killer. Post pictures of yourself with the most disturbing, hideous, mashed, etc etc facial contortions you can muster. No Photoshopping images of yourself.

[FS]

What a great idea for a thread. Allow me:

http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/mockface1.jpg http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/mockface2.jpg
PUPPYDOG & DENTAL TERROR
http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/mockface3.jpg http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/mockface4.jpg
CLOWN SEX & MANGOFACE (aka Gilbert Gottfried, thanks Chris)
http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/mockface5.jpg http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/mockface6.jpg
PIRATE FACE & B.F.F.
http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/mockface7.jpg http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/mockface8.jpg
TORN APART BY THE CHRONAL SLIPSTREAM & FLY ON MY NOSE

Thank you, thank you. And, am I being a whore, or does that last one make me look like the missing link between Willie and Jixby?

[Protoclown]

http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/mockface3.jpg

:love clownsex :love

[Dr. V]

http://paintedover.com/uploads/7/cap0002.PNG http://paintedover.com/uploads/7/cap0003.PNG http://paintedover.com/uploads/7/cap0004.PNG http://paintedover.com/uploads/7/cap0005.PNG http://paintedover.com/uploads/7/cap0007.PNG

[Jixby Phillips]

GLENN HUMPLIK

GLENN HUMPLIK

GOTTA A PEICE OF STICK

GOTTA A PIZZA STICK

[Helm]

darn, this thread is a good idea. I've got some pretty old ones (keep track by length of hair)

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/one.jpg

That was when I first came to the boards. How many years ago? Anyhow, baywatch was a big part of my life then.

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/two.jpg

This is my favourite distorted face. So desperate.

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/three.jpg

Kinda hard to do. My webcam used to be very good back then.

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/four.jpg

Hunting in the Norwegian woods along with pjalne. Hah, hardly and facial hair then.

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/five.jpg

Really really really hard to do and it hurts but what the fuck, isn't it horrible? Why isn't my hair split in properly?

[Mad Melvin]

http://www.neuron.net/~writeme/odd/thoughts/img/aen2.jpg

[FartinMowler]

I'm having a bowel movement by Dr. Volshurawitz.

[Dr. V]

http://paintedover.com/uploads/7/cap0002.PNG

me too.

[Captain Goodtimes]

he look like the fat guy who sings at the airport in those commercials.

http://www.canoe.ca/PeopleImagesC/cullen_sean2.jpg

[DeadKennedys]

That's right, you heard me. Based on funny pics I've seen in the past in the "Post Your Picture Here" thread, I figured this would be an amusing little time killer. Post pictures of yourself with the most disturbing, hideous, mashed, etc etc facial contortions you can muster. No Photoshopping images of yourself.

Where are yours? Without the goggles and hat!

[executioneer]

http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/horror.jpg

[Captain Goodtimes]

:eek

[Helm]

Jesus, wille

[executioneer]

be glad i resized it first the originals even scarier :x

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Holy Shit, Willie!!!!! :lol

[liquidstatik]

http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/horror.jpg

:lol

[Dr. V]

"Not a lot of guys can handle this, so they probly can't handle the Double Six Dollar Burger."

[FS]

Anyone who wants to upstage Willie had best use hooks that go through their cheeks and knitting needles in their eyeballs.

[Helm]

Fuck that, man. Willie wins and this thread is over.

[executioneer]

i did a new scare but its even scarier so i'm not going to just put it up, you can click to see the scare

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/scare.htm

-willie

[Pub Lover]

HOLY FUCK! :eek

[executioneer]

turn up your speakers :lol

[Supafly345]

For god's sake, grow back your beard.

[FS]

SLOTH

[executioneer]

For god's sake, grow back your beard.

but how will i get hawt ladiezz if i have a beard GIRLS H8 GUYS W/ BEARS

[da blob]

WRONG.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

OH!

[executioneer]

X_X

[Maverick Zero Unit]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/MaverickZeroUnit/skull.jpg

Boo! I'm a skeleton.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

:eek >: >: :eek >: >: :eek >: >: :eek >: >: :eek >: >: :eek >: >: :eek >: >: :eek >: >: :eek >: >: :eek >: >: :eek >: >: :eek >: >: :eek >: >:

[Sethomas]

http://home.uchicago.edu/~stp/pics/distorted.jpg
Please try not to cream yourself.

[MLE]

creaming myself looking at a red x?

EDIT: i see it now. you look like an ex-boyfriend that i regret dating.

[Sethomas]

:rolleyes

[MLE]

i'm completely serious.

[Sethomas]

You hadn't edited it at such a time as when I made that comment, so I apologize for any confusion.

[Dole]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38356000/jpg/_38356825_scouser150.jpg http://www.staff.livjm.ac.uk/phcbnich/calmdown.jpg http://www.justcatnaps.com/collection/pictures/worldcup1978/picgraemesouness.jpg http://home.uchicago.edu/~stp/pics/distorted.jpg
Seth, you are a born again scouser

[FS]

You wha? Alrigh step ousside!