Who wants to assfuck me?

[James]

Don't be shy. Cocks, fingers, tongues, strapons, shampoo bottles, drumsticks, electric toothbrushes, etc.

Who wants to put something up my tight little ass?

[Zhukov]

Show us. Go on. Post a picture of your arse.

[Terra]

I'm not much into giving or receiving in that end. I can't get past the pussy fucking I guess. I'm a narrow minded woman.

[FartinMowler]

I can't get past the pussy fucking I guess :| this sounds like a good rap.

I'm a dirty whore that all the boy's adore...
I just can't get past the pussy fucking I guess
I just can't get past the dong, the thong and the image of James getting it up the ass is just wrong.
I just can't get past the pussy fucking I guess.

[kellychaos]

You show your ass here most times you post. Check please!

[Esuohlim]

NO RAPPING >:

[ThisIsWitty]

Do something illegal. Get sent to prison. Piss someone off.


You might get a good portion of your jaw broken off, but I can pretty much guarantee you'll be getting some sort of anal action. :(

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Electric toothbrushes? :/

[kellychaos]

Concrete auger?! :)

Excuse me, sir. Would you care to try on these ankle-earrings for me?

[Captain Goodtimes]

Do something illegal. Get sent to prison. Piss someone off.

Does it have to be in that order, cause you already pissed me off :explode

[ThisIsWitty]

NOT RILLY BUT IF U WNAT BUTTSEX IN TAHT ORER

[kellychaos]

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