Ways to make 50$.

[hix1122]

I need to make 50$ in order to buy doom 3, and I need YOUR help!
So if theres any way you can think of, tell me.

[executioneer]

sell your dick

[N00bKill3R]

Attached or not?

[executioneer]

on ebay

[ThisIsWitty]

Uh, attached or not?!


Or you can get a lady friend of yours pregnant, then sell your bed.

[executioneer]

chopped off

[Tallyho]

willie's cleaning house :eek

[dead_pigeon]

Hide in an prostitute's cupboard, and sneak out and take the $50 from some "client's" wallet, while they're doin the hibbidy dibbidy.
Also, video tape it if it's someone famous. Blackmail them.
Or set up a webcam, and establish a website called "WhoreCam". Charge a $1 membership fee, and then plaster the place with porn ads.
Career move!

[Johnyy Darko]

Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

[darkvare]

do a garage sale and sell your family stuff you dont like :)

[N00bKill3R]

You kids and your Lock, Stock

[hix1122]

Wow.... that ass tickling thing is a pretty good idea... IF YOUR A BRITISH FAGGOT!Heres a better one:
Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Bum
Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
That ones much better.
bitch.

[N00bKill3R]

How dare you mock Guy Ritchie... YOU DIE NOW!

[dead_pigeon]

Wow.... that ass tickling thing is a pretty good idea... IF YOUR A BRITISH FAGGOT!Heres a better one:
Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Bum
Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
That ones much better.
bitch.
You changed one word.
You, my friend, are a dick.

[Anonymous]

I THINK YOU'VE ALL GOT A GOOD HANDLE ON HOW THINGS WORK AROUND HERE.

[Captain Goodtimes]

I tickled a bum, then i stole his change! :lol

Oh man :lol

SPORTS!

LazyTown is coming to nick @ nite you fucking gooks

[Methuselah]

Can't you go to the sperm bank and jerk off and get $50?

[eggyolk]

:wank

[executioneer]

onyl if you graduate college and have an IQ over 100

[Skulhedface]

TRY GETTING A JOB YOU FUCKING BUM

[eggyolk]

stay out of this dad

[Skulhedface]

:lol: