NEW SHORT: "Mrs. Butterworth turns blue!"

[Mockery]

Just put up another short and it's all about something that we've all dreamed about, but never thought would come true: BLUE MAPLE SYRUP! :o

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/boxes/butterworth-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/butterworth)
"And on the fifth day, Mrs. Butterworth turned blue."
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/butterworth

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[pjalne]

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/butterworth/3.gif

Jesus Christ, I wasn't really awake yet when I saw this, and something made me think the reflection of the plate in the goggles was your real eye. That kinda freaked me out. And woke me up.

EDIT: Oh, and where the hell do you get SMB1 action figures?

[FS]

That ink squirting gif was too cute.

I re-read the Moss Man/Stinkor piece, and remembered how once, after a flea market, I actually found a Stinkor in a big dumpster nearby! Maybe he was just thrown away because no one would buy him... or maybe he just climbed in there to get stinkier. The real question is - why was I looking in a dumpster? I forget.

Blue maple syrup looks like mouthwash :o

[Mockery]

Jesus Christ, I wasn't really awake yet when I saw this, and something made me think the reflection of the plate in the goggles was your real eye. That kinda freaked me out. And woke me up.

EDIT: Oh, and where the hell do you get SMB1 action figures?
Haha, glad I could help wake you up. In regards to the SMB1 figures, I found that one at a yard sale a long time ago I think. I think it was part of an old plastic Super Mario toy stand that you could write your high score on. They're probably still on eBay.

]I re-read the Moss Man/Stinkor piece, and remembered how once, after a flea market, I actually found a Stinkor in a big dumpster nearby! Maybe he was just thrown away because no one would buy him... or maybe he just climbed in there to get stinkier. The real question is - why was I looking in a dumpster? I forget.
I just want to find a Stinkor that hasn't been opened. Just imagine him, festering inside a package for over 20 years. Imagine the smell upon opening it! You could bring down an elephant with those noxious toxins... :x