Hilarious eBay auction

[Les Waste]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3404853029

Those robots think they're so smart.

[Rongi]

My auction sale item is here a INTENDO Game toy from Japan or China or some Communist country that these kids think is the bees knees nowadays

:lol

[kon]

:lol :lol :lol

Is that supposed to be Cliff Yablonski or something? :(

[Darryl]

I ONLY WANT AMERICAN CASH SO IF I FIND ANY YEN OR YANG OR WHATEVER NEON TOILET PAPER YOU CANADIANS CALL MONEY

:lol

[noob3]

I think "colorful toilet paper" is stolen from a sitcom, I forget what

[James]

So wait. Do you get the shotgun shells, iron cross, and bent cigarette with the game? If so, I'm fucking buying this right now.

[n00bward]

I ONLY SHIP TO THE USA CUZ I DONT NEED NO MIDDLE EASTERN COMMIES ON MY INTERWEB CHAT SYSTEM.
:lol that just about tops my list of "Ignorant Rascist Douche bags".

[Les Waste]

HAHA YOU ARE VERY STUPID :lol

[n00bward]

Thank you.

[Les Waste]

I shouldn't even waste my time, but, only a fucking idiot would see this at the top of the description:

http://pics.ebay.com/aw/pics/vit/motherday/motherDaytopLeft_554x1.gif

and see this as the picture of the game cartridge:

http://ebay3.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_6806b81cf4430517fc576cef479c7533/i-1.JPG

And then take what the guy wrote seriously. Obviously, someone who has "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY" at the top of his auction is quite sincere in what he says.

And then you edit it so the retarded ass thing you said isn't there anymore. If you're going to be a dumbass, be a manly dumbass, dumbass >:

edit: and to anyone who wonders what the hell I'm talking about, n00bward called the guy a racist redneck hick douche bag or something, I called him stupid, and he asked why. >:

[n00bward]

Yes I did edit it from "Illiterate Rascist Hick Douche bag" to "Ignorant Rascist Douche bag". And maybe I am a dumbass but so what so are alot of other people....though I think it's more cause I didn't actually bother to look at most of that stuff anyway I skipped down into the actual text description of it, found that line thought it was a rather stupid and rascist yet funny in a way and so I posted it and made that comment, big deal you don't have to flame me for not paying attention.

[Les Waste]

Bend over >:

[whoreable]

actually first you edited it to say ... :lol
like you where in on the joke. now to seem like less of a pussy you went back to a statement similar to the original. Make up your goddamn mind dumbass. >:

[Helm]

WHAT A DEFENESTRATION!

[FS]

Either he edited it back in as a desperate act at saving face, or he edited it twice and still didn't manage to filter out his stupidity.

Last edited by n00bward on Fri Mar 07, 2003 9:39 pm, edited 2 times in total

[Les Waste]

The first time he edited it, it was just ":lol ..........." And then after my post telling him he was a dumbass, he changed it back.

Because he's a dumbass >:

Moreso than most of the world >:

[whoreable]

let me clarify.

first

"that just about tops my list of "Illiterate Rascist Hick Douche bag"

2nd

"... :lol"

3rd

"that just about tops my list of "Ignorant Rascist Douche bags"."

[Anonymous]

But he has a scary picture of Wolverine in a dress :(

[n00bward]

Yea, yea, ok so I do one dumbass, pussy thing. You don't have to pound me into the ground about it. Im not always like this.

[Anonymous]

You got it, 'Weapon X.'

[MrAdventure]

Yeah, leave him alone, he didn't always have adamantium. :rolleyes

[Rongi]

You got it, 'Weapon X.'

Chojin made me LOL really loud :(

[Les Waste]

What's a "pussy thing"?

Good thing you provided me with another reason to call you a dumbass, dumbass :lol

[Les Waste]

GETTING BACK ON TOPIC . . . >:

This eBay auction found its way into my signature >:

[Rongi]

Make more comics >: :(