I-Mockery and Númenor

[Carnivore]

Most of you will not understand this, but that's fine. The target audience will understand.

Anyone who has read The Lord of the Rings and knows a bit more about the history of Middle-Earth is familiar with Númenor, formerly the most powerful nation of men. The Dúnedain who lived there were the greatest race of men, living usually three times longer than lesser races. Númenor was swallowed by the sea, but some of the Dúnedain, led by Elendil, the father of Isilidur and Anárion, came to Middle-Earth and founded Gondor and Arnor. Over time, the Dúnedain dwindled in numbers as they mixed with the lesser races and Gondor and Arnor decreased in power. Arnor eventually ceased to exist. Gondor, though still powerful, was only a shadow of its former self and came nowhere near the power of Númenor. The line of Elendil and Isildur was lost and the Dúnedain diminished even further. So too with these boards.

Back in the glory days of I-Mockery, there were posters of much higher caliber. The old ezboard forum has long since been "swallowed by the sea" but its former glory still lingers in the minds of those who have been here long enough to remember. Those of us who came here from the old forums have suffered through the long years of decay and the mingling with the lesser posters. We yearn for the glory days of old. Yet, we are not without hope. We, the Dúnedain of I-Mockery, await the day of renewal. The day when the Aragorn of I-Mockery will reclaim the throne, throw down the Enemy, and return us to the old ways.

[Mockery]

So you're saying I have to fuck an elf or something?

[FartinMowler]

HOw about fuck you? What a lame ass way to insult the few people that inhabit this board.

[Carnivore]

I knew you would understand :)

Edit: Reply intended for Mockery, but some idiot had to interject his worthless opinion before I could hit the submit button.

[liquidstatik]

Why do you always complain? :/

[Mike]

This is funny considering how worthless this place was even in the "glory days".

[FS]

As long as I can be Gimli, I'm game.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

lets start gassing the ones with below 200 posts




then we shall sieg heil, all day, all night

[AChimp]

The war will never be won unless we the power of the ban. :(

I despair. :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

500 post mark is next, better start posting more often

[Anonymous]

Did Carnivore make fun of Mike before? I can remember McClain and Chojin slapping around Mike, but I can't remember if Carnivore is on that list. I also think that if Carnivore made fun of Mike, it would really help start the goal, authority figure and all. I would also believe that if everyone made fun of Mike, we would get a good thread. Also, there should be a "We hate Mike" board, with a picture of Mike with inclined eyebrows and a frown drawn on his mouth included with his toungue sticking out with drool droplets falling from the toungue as the board header image. He would be looking at a plastic bong hence the drops of drool from his toungue. We could talk about why he is so annoying and why he even bothers to come here. There would be a thread being conducted as to why Mike would immediately be banned from the board and forums. We would also discuss as to how he would be banned I.E. his password would be changed so he could still browse the forum, an IP ban, or if he should just be given a warning. Also, theories as to why Mike loves drugs so much.

Carnivore, I want to get this dream up and running, and I'm certain you wouldn't mind helping me, along with Dole and Rog, to start on this.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

GAAASSED

[FartinMowler]

I feel like I'm right in the middle of crap...I've been here for a while and have seen the good and bad come and go but really it's up to the people who run this site to celebrate certain people and continue to honour them. I think people like James/Bobo/Chojin/Chojin/Glowbelly/Jixby Phillips/Jin/Helm/A-chimp/Max burbank and many more are very funny, and I'm insulted by Carnivore for trying to ruin the future. Everyday I look forward to looking at this site and if your not the same then you should find something else to do.

[Carnivore]

The war will never be won unless we the power of the ban. :(

I despair. :(

But who can wield such power and not be turned to darkness?

[Sethomas]

Hmm. What if I told you that I'm really an account shared by Erik Scheissenkopf, Posterchild, Pigvomit, and Uncle Istvan? It might seem implausible at first.

[FartinMowler]

the thick heads are ignoring me again. I feel like a Jew sometimes....Just give me a piece of bread and a laugh and I'm happy :/

[sports]

Most of you will not understand this, but that's fine. The target audience will understand.

Anyone who has read The Lord of the Rings and knows a bit more about the history of Middle-Earth is familiar with Númenor, formerly the most powerful nation of men. The Dúnedain who lived there were the greatest race of men, living usually three times longer than lesser races. Númenor was swallowed by the sea, but some of the Dúnedain, led by Elendil, the father of Isilidur and Anárion, came to Middle-Earth and founded Gondor and Arnor. Over time, the Dúnedain dwindled in numbers as they mixed with the lesser races and Gondor and Arnor decreased in power. Arnor eventually ceased to exist. Gondor, though still powerful, was only a shadow of its former self and came nowhere near the power of Númenor. The line of Elendil and Isildur was lost and the Dúnedain diminished even further. So too with these boards.

Back in the glory days of I-Mockery, there were posters of much higher caliber. The old ezboard forum has long since been "swallowed by the sea" but its former glory still lingers in the minds of those who have been here long enough to remember. Those of us who came here from the old forums have suffered through the long years of decay and the mingling with the lesser posters. We yearn for the glory days of old. Yet, we are not without hope. We, the Dúnedain of I-Mockery, await the day of renewal. The day when the Aragorn of I-Mockery will reclaim the throne, throw down the Enemy, and return us to the old ways.

You remind me of the Sith in Star Wars.

[AChimp]

You would be the first to be banned under the reign of AChimp the First. >:

[sports]

You would be the first to be banned under the reign of AChimp the First. >:

Under the Reign of Sports, I'll ban myself cause I can! >:

[FartinMowler]

Under the Reign of Sports, I'll ban myself cause I can!
>:

He's so stupid I think he would :/

[Drev]

The war will never be won unless we the power of the ban. :(

I despair. :(

But who can wield such power and not be turned to darkness?

I can :)

I'll give you pizza :o

[sports]

He's so stupid I think he would :/

AH-HA :), got you, I'll ban you under my reign >:. But that won't ever happen...

[Captain Robo]

W/E DORK :rolleyes

[Captain Goodtimes]

Oh brother :rolleyes

Your acting like because you no longer have that honky tonk dancing in the background, that some many idiots flock to these boards. It had nothing to do with the old boards, personally, i thought the old forums look cooler, these are kinda bland, its like craving messages into an ethiopians back minus the screaming. Mockery just got popular, internet popular. Would you rather wish your friends site less sucess so you can gab with your friends without sports going "HEY YOU GUYS, I CANT FIND A LADIES G_SPOT, YOU GUYS" :rolleyes

[sports]

"HEY YOU GUYS, I CANT FIND A LADIES G_SPOT, YOU GUYS"

I can too!!!!

[Mike]

The war will never be won unless we the power of the ban. :(

Wow. That was a great sentence.

[Carnivore]

He wields the Ring of Grammar, Chimp! Beware!

[Seven Force]

*yawn*

[ThisIsWitty]

Obviously I'm the chosen one. I've come to lead these boards out of the pit of dumbasses and anal-dwellers that it has fallen into.

Hail me, my 'friends', for I am your savior. >:

[nothing4buddha]

stop replying to everything :(

[ThisIsWitty]

That was like, the first post I made for about 5 hours or something.

Screw you. >:

[Mr. Oysterhead]

You've started out famously, Frodo.

[AChimp]

Mike can suck a fat cock. He'd be the second member of the Legion of the Banned.

[theapportioner]

Yes we should call this the 4th Reich

[Mike]

Go learn to felate yourself, chimp.

[liquidstatik]

felate.

[Anonymous]

That mike sure can whip himself up into an internet frenzy!

[ArrowX]

"Leser race" Sounds like Nazi talk to me

I'm an ork

[CastroMotorOil]

its orc faggot.

Can I be Tom Bombadil? Or Beorn?


Oh and I support the banning of asshats such as arrowx, sports, fartinmowler, thatiswitty, and the like.

[ArrowX]

ork

[executioneer]

apparently it's now warhammer 40,000 :lol

[ArrowX]

I demand at least one Space marine Predator >:

[pjalne]

"HEY YOU GUYS, I CANT FIND A LADIES G_SPOT, YOU GUYS"

I can too!!!!

Takes one to know one.

[Anonymous]

I guess that makes me Sauron then.

Cool! :)

Now I just gotta worry about two faggot ass midgets dumping their wedding ring into a volcano.

Hey where are Matt and Pub Lover anyway?

:lol

[Dole]

I am wicket, queen of the elves
http://www.geocities.com/~special_effect/sw_wicket.jpg

[FS]

LIGHTNING BOLT
LIGHTNING BOLT
LIGHTNING BOLT
LIGHTNING BOLT
LIGHTNING BOLT
LIGHTNING BOLT
LIGHTNING BOLT
LIGHTNING BOLT
LIGHTNING BOLT
LIGHTNING BOLT

SLEEP.

[Matt Harty]

I guess that makes me Sauron then.

Cool! :)

Now I just gotta worry about two faggot ass midgets dumping their wedding ring into a volcano.

Hey where are Matt and Pub Lover anyway?

:lol

I've been at work. The forums have dazzled me when I do come though, i'm suprised you haven't taken the lead in the current shitfest going on. Is your character becoming boring, even for a clever witty piece of shit like you?

[Carnivore]

Dammit! Where's Protoclown? I want him to see this shit >:

[Anonymous]

I've been at work.

Sucking the dicks of lonely truck drivers isn't a real job Matt. :lol

[kahljorn]

Carnivores only at his full swing hilarity when he's ripping into people and utterly disrespecting them. I THOUGHT THIS WAS WIDELY KNOWN FACT. FACT.

[Lotida]

BOO FUCKING HOOO! I wish the old board was back!

http://hem.passagen.se/se2/vbtnhtml/crybaby.gif

The old board was so much coolerl!! I hate all these noobies!!

Us VETS know what I am talking about... AM I RIGHT GUYS!!

[Sethomas]

Remember Drunk Night 2001? That was great.

[Mike]

Back in the glory days of I-Mockery, there were posters of much higher caliber. The old ezboard forum

...and this little piggy cried "wah wah wah" all the way home.

Aw. Little piggy is sad. How 'bout a doughnut little piggy?

[Carnivore]

Filthy orc vermin >:

[Lotida]

Skinny Rat Bastard! >:

[AChimp]

You would be banned third. :|

[Lotida]

Achimp..

Can you come up with anything else besides "BAN"? Perhaps if you can't take it you should go back to the jungle where you belong!!

[Matt Harty]

He's just saying what we're thinking.

[Lotida]

Who rattled your chain? Run along kitten!

[Mike]

Filthy orc vermin >:

I lost my verminity long ago.

[Matt Harty]

Who rattled your chain? Run along kitten!

TRUTH HURTS BITCH :O

[Anonymous]

TRUTH HURTS BITCH :O

Pipe down, you halfling fucktard. :lol





[center:2fadf6a598]Lotida! Smash the north wall and cut down Matt, he'll be the one cowering in the dress.

Mike! Flank the calvary and run a pike through AChimp's ass.

ArrowX and sports, use your bodies as cannon fodder to pad out the more valuable troops!

AND SOMEONE BRING ME THE HEAD OF CARNIVORE! MUHAHAHAHAHA! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

:obey :obey :obey :obey :obey :obey [/center:2fadf6a598]

[Lotida]

TRUTH HURTS BITCH :O

Can you feel my pain little kitten? Don't call me a bitch unless you mean it! :)

[Matt Harty]

USING MY AVATAR AND TITLE FOR INSULTS IS STARTING TO WEIGH ME DOWN :( :( :(

[Lotida]

USING MY AVATAR AND TITLE FOR INSULTS IS STARTING TO WEIGH ME DOWN :( :( :(

No, that would be your boyfriends fat ass on your face kitten...nice try though! :doublethumbsup

[Anonymous]

GOOD ONE

[kellychaos]

This forum rests on the edge of a knife but, fear not, as long as the hearts of the mockers are true we may yet be spared. :(

[liquidstatik]

YOUR MOMMA

[Sethomas]

Speaking of the glory days, Swamper is lurking.

POST!!!

[kahljorn]

That's what swampers do, they lurk. Don't try to change their swampering ways, you fucking missionary. Don't send your culture worms out.

[Carnivore]

Glowbelly is pregnant, Cherry is back. The Dúnedain are not completely vanished and this generation will not be the last. I am filled with hope that the days of renewal may come.

[Mike]

You are such a nerd

[Carnivore]

And you are a buffoon and a pest. Be gone!

[davinxtk]

Carni brings up a point that's lost on too many.
The "Dúnedain of I-Mockery" have even lost a great deal of their amazing power, but I feel that's due to the lack of a worthy, or at least amusing, opponent.



Oh Leslie, where have you gone?

[Spectre X]

I'm someone who's of no importance in the war.

Like, maybe a hermit on top of some inaccessible summit.

[ziggytrix]

I feel that's due to the lack of a worthy, or at least amusing, opponent.

Oh Leslie, where have you gone?

VinceZeb was to the polysci-nerd forum what kapn was to the anti-rave forum, and they've already run him off. :(

We should all try to make this site into i-nicery and give flowers to all the nooblets. :)

[ThisIsWitty]

I don't want your smelly flowers. >:

[Anonymous]

Glowbelly is pregnant, Cherry is back. The Dúnedain are not completely vanished and this generation will not be the last. I am filled with hope that the days of renewal may come.

:rolleyes

Glowbelly getting knocked up and shitting out a kid is hardly cause to believe this "dream" if anything, she'll be posting less due to baby shit. Thus depleting your ranks. :lol

And this cherry isn't overwhelmingly impressive either.

Face it. The idealized "golden age" of I-mockery that so many of you losers have created in your head is over, and its never coming back. This is the fucking dark ages. :lol

The "Dúnedain of I-Mockery" have even lost a great deal of their amazing power, but I feel that's due to the lack of a worthy, or at least amusing, opponent.

:rolleyes

More bullshit. The "Dunedain of I-Mockery" NEVER had any amazing power, other than their own false beliefs that somehow they were funny to begin with. :lol

We should all try to make this site into i-nicery and give flowers to all the nooblets.

What the fuck do you think my Lurker Thread is for fucktard? :lol

I don't want your smelly flowers.

Well said! Fight the power! There's nothing to be gained from the status quo! :lol

[Spectre X]

Max, words cannot express my deep hatred for you. Not because I hate you personally, but because you stand for everything that is stupid and annoying on the internet.

[kahljorn]

Whatever happened to Kapn, remember he said he'd NEVER leave, not even after he died. He said he'd stay around to haunt this place, changing people's passwords and avatars, editing random posts. The ghost of kapn!
Besides, he was like the Kumbyah of this board, where all the mockers could gather around him, light him on fire and cook smores over his flaming corpse.

[Guitar Woman]

Yes, you and ArrowX Make a Dynamic Duo of annoying fucks Max. Go make out with X, Faggot.

[Anonymous]

Max, words cannot express my deep hatred for you. Not because I hate you personally, but because you stand for everything that is stupid and annoying on the internet.

I don't stand for you, fucktard. :lol

Akira: Bold words coming from some fucktard who just gravedug the ancient "Post your Boobs thread". Good job of spamming up the board and thus proving you're a stupid ass newbie. :lol

[Carnivore]

Those of us who have wandered this board for many years remember the way things used to be, but you've been here for a matter of months only, Max. You know nothing of the past and only a fool speaks of things of which he has no knowledge.

And I expect Cherry will smite you in her own good time if she considers you worth the effort.

[Anonymous]

Those of us who have wandered this board for many years remember the way things used to be, but you've been here for a matter of months only, Max. You know nothing of the past and only a fool speaks of things of which he has no knowledge.

And I expect Cherry will smite you in her own good time if she considers you worth the effort.

:rolleyes

Only a fool assumes I never knew of the "old boards". And trust me, they were nothing to boast about.

I don't remember Cherry though, since I don't keep track of fucktards who post on the internet, so I can only wait in anticipation and hope I'm "worthy" for her alcoholic "verbal smiting" :blah

:lol

[AChimp]

Whatever happened to Kapn, remember he said he'd NEVER leave, not even after he died. He said he'd stay around to haunt this place, changing people's passwords and avatars, editing random posts. The ghost of kapn!
Besides, he was like the Kumbyah of this board, where all the mockers could gather around him, light him on fire and cook smores over his flaming corpse.
I take full responsibility for him leaving. He got all mad when I made my signature look like one of his posts and he thought I had hacked his account. :(

[executioneer]

lol and then i stole your idea and did the same to bad mister frosty ;)

[Sethomas]

Max, are you saying you lurked these boards since 2000 or so but only decided to start posting your inane drivel like within the past 18 months? If so, you'd be an even more sad child than I thought.

[AChimp]

Then the Studio8.com guys (who also go to LSU) yelled "Hey kapn! AChimp says hi!" at him when they saw him on campus. :lol

According to them he was all confused and scared. :(

[Carnivore]

I take full responsibility for him leaving. He got all mad when I made my signature look like one of his posts and he thought I had hacked his account. :(

I made thekrapn account, copied his user pic, and he thought it was his actual account because he didn't notice the R. He said he won because we had resorted to account hacking.

That ruled.

And if you knew the boards back in the day, Max, you would know Cherry.

[Seven Force]

Do you get a kick out of this, Max? :/

[FS]

Hey guys remember Mad Max's first post on these boards, it was a long article about smurfs and nazis (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=4322) :lol

[FartinMowler]

According to them he was all confused and scared.

The Studio8 guy's are kinda scary :/ in a crappy non-threatening community cable kind of way.

[Seven Force]

Hey guys remember Mad Max's first post on these boards, it was a long article about smurfs and nazis (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=4322) :lol

EDIT:

I read it a while ago. It was kinda stupid. Sorta made sense though... :/




















...in a retarded perspective. :lol

[hawaiian mage]

Dude, you guys actually BEAT UP the Kapn?

Way to go Dúnedain!

Did any one keep track of what his last actual post was? I spent roughly two years of my life arguing with him about whether raves were okay for people to participate in or not. I'd like to see how it all turned out.

[The_Rorschach]

Hey Carny, can I be Boromir (sp?)

[Anonymous]

:lol

Sethomas: Always a pleasure to hear Seth talking out his ass as usual. Here's a tip, you're in no position to call someone a "sad child", if you thought your own life so worthless that you attempted to end it, and have to use fucking medication as a crutch in life because you're an emotional fucking cripple. :lol

Inane drivel is what you excel in fucktard. Please grace us with more of it by responding to this with another one of your completely moronic assumptions about me! :lol

SevenforceInc: You do realize that you're one of the newbie fucktards that these "vets" hate right? And yes, I do get a kick out of this. Now go spam up the board with some more of your idiotic posts fucktard! :lol

Ah you fucktards never cease to be amusingly predictable. Responding to every little thing I say that pisses you off. :lol

Just like you did on the old boards. :lol

[Sethomas]

:rolleyes

Obviously you're only alive because you're scared shitless of death. I made no assumption about you: I took your own words and demonstrated the clear conclusion that you either 1) have been here for three years or more but had only lurked for the first two, or 2) you're lying out your ass. To be honest, neither would surprise me given your pathetic cries for attention, but my ninja intuition suggests that you're just a pathetic liar.

In either case, you truly are a sad child.

[Guitar Woman]

Bold words coming from some fucktard who just gravedug the ancient "Post your Boobs thread". Good job of spamming up the board and thus proving you're a stupid ass newbie.
Fuck off. And I still wanna see the boobies promised in that thread >:

[kahljorn]

He jacked that Nazi smurf thing from somewhere else, I remember a long time ago looking around on the internet for stoned smurfs to put on my folder for school, and I read something exactly the same. it was the same all the way down to the females role in society being to stay at home. I think someone else even posted that here once, it might've even been me! That's fucked up! I better read the thread to make sure i talked trash on him.

[Anonymous]

:lol

Seth: This is gotta be the best one yet! Lurked on the boards for 2 years, scared of death, riiiight. :rolleyes You sure got my number. Wow how do you come up with these AMAZING deductions? :lol

Hey genius didn't it ever occur to you, that I'm someone's character OR I went under a different name at one time? Of course not, because you're trying to come up with half assed assumptions as usual in a vain attempt to fight back, when its apparent that I've gotten to you and hurt your feelings, and you hate it. Because if I DIDN'T get to you, you'd ignore me and not respond back. I swear you and SpectreX gotta be the most pathetic tubs of shit on this board in this regard, if you're actually getting this angry. :lol

And committing suicide doesn't make you "brave" in the face of death, it just proves how scared YOU are of life. :lol

In any case it really doesn't matter if I'm lying, telling the truth or whatever. The fact of the matter is, I've pulled your strings, pushed your buttons and gotten you to respond exactly how I wanted you to, the mere fact that you responded to my last post after I TOLD you to, pretty much proves it, or as you would say it:

"Thank you for proving, you're my bitch. Good work." :lol


Akira: Then look no further than your own chest tubby. I'm sure with all that non-stopping snacking of Ding Dongs, you should have an ample set of man-boobies by now, fatty. :lol

kahljorn: Wow blessed by "insults" by not one but TWO emotional drug addled cripples! I'm truely blessed. And nope didn't rip anyone off, least of all you, because you wouldn't be able to come up with anything half way inventive, if your cross dressing suicidal alcoholic ass depended on it! :lol

[ziggytrix]

We should all try to make this site into i-nicery and give flowers to all the nooblets.

What the fuck do you think my Lurker Thread is for fucktard? :lol


I saw no flower distribution in that thread, tho I may be mistaken. And for someone who simultaneously knows about the old boards, yet doesn't keep track of people on the internet, I suppose you would know I've always liked noob.

Oh, and Mad Max is just Doomspray or whatever from those fightery-fight boards (brawlhall?) that Max Burbank used to harrass. Big whoop.

[davinxtk]

VinceZeb was to the polysci-nerd forum what kapn was to the anti-rave forum, and they've already run him off. :(

We should all try to make this site into i-nicery and give flowers to all the nooblets. :)

The few times I was graced by interaction with Vinth were absolutely stunning. I'm not sure what was more actively amusing, burbank repeatedly putting VZ well into his place, or the way the "points" that Vinthy used to make were so cleverly interspersed between the words "jew" and "fag".

P.S. Mad Max, you're losing.

[Sethomas]

its apparent that I've gotten to you and hurt your feelings, and you hate it.

:lol
Max, you're a pathetic, probably pubescent, waste of carbon atoms. How exactly have you managed to hurt my feelings? All you do is throw out the same shit over and over, and it was old the first time.

Because if I DIDN'T get to you, you'd ignore me and not respond back.

Right. Just so then you could pull a kapn and yell "I WIN!!1 OMG MOCKERY SUCKS!!!" Toying with you is easy and amusing. Given how much time you spend generating replies, you obviously take this site way too seriously.

What a sad child.

[Matt Harty]

Even for people who used to get pissed by Mad Max, they're kinda desensitized by the general repetitiveness of his comments.

[FartinMowler]

Even for people who used to get pissed by Mad Max, they're kinda desensitized by the general repetitiveness of his comments.

Yep, like the dickhead that keeps posting his picture trying to impress the ladies.

[mburbank]

Okay, now, I like a good sissy slap fest as much as the next guy, but the only thing more pansified than a Lord of the Rings paralell is getting all huffy over a Lord of the Rings paralell.

The movies are great, but they've legitimized a whole poncey anal-retentive nerdiness that should stay closeted. Time was if someone talked about how they spent the summer learning elvish or bragged about an all night bull session discussing which of their friends would be most succseful carrying the One Ring, you slammed them as hard as you could in the face, even if you yourself really, really liked the books. And you know what? They thanked you for it, because they knew in their hearts they needed it.

But if you found out that no one even mentioned you in that bull session, let alone made some comment about how close to Mount Doom you'd get or which supportinmg character you might be, and your face went all red and splotchy and you yelled a lot and called them names and then went home and cried? Then after you punched them in the face you had to kick tem until their lungs filled up with fluid.

[Anonymous]

All you do is throw out the same shit over and over, and it was old the first time.

:rolleyes

Irony.

Toying with you is easy and amusing. Given how much time you spend generating replies, you obviously take this site way too seriously.

Great idea Seth! Rip off my material! God knows you need something of substance to fight back with! :lol
All you just said was the exact thing I said to you in my last post. What's the matter? Running out of "witty" comebacks? :lol

What a sad child.

:rolleyes

More "redundant" irony from the suicidal emotional cripple. :lol

[center:d79eeb6d2b]LET'S HEAR IT FOR REDUNDANCY! :lol [/center:d79eeb6d2b]

[Sethomas]

First you demonstrate a complete ignorance of what "esoteric" means, now you're abusing the meaning of "redundant". Brilliant.

I wonder what it means that you posted at this time. Are you in Mountain Time and on lunch break at middle school? Or are you in Central Time and just now getting home off the bus? Or do you live in Eastern Time, and have just now got through your hour of "special time" with daddy?

[Anonymous]

Jeez Seth, what a let down.

Come on an incest joke? I expect better, from a college boy like you.

But since you seem to be so interested trying to figure out what the fuck I'm doing, I'd say you just proved you're the one who's taking this seriously. :lol

Redundant hasn't been abused in anyway, not when I've so aptly applied it to your comments towards me. At this point, you might as well be calling me "fucktard" in every post. :lol

And that esoteric comment you made awhile back? You still used it in the wrong fucking way, you dumb fuck. :lol

This is really getting pathetic Seth, you're wasting your time arguing with a Middle School student, you can't even verbally beat! :lol

[Sethomas]

My use of my words have been perfectly valid, although you apparently fail to comprehend them. Your use of "redundant", however, displays a clear misunderstanding of the word and an ignorance of a more appropriate term.

And I've been taking this seriously in as much as I would to laugh at a puppy that just pissed itself. Like I said, I don't bring this up for a vigorous mental exercise, I just do it for an easy laugh. Base humor, yeah, but I don't feel like working for anything more.

[Anonymous]

You suck and you're a dickless child molester!

:lol

Gets the job and meaning across much more efficiently Seth, if you're going for base humor. And it still generates the desired effect. (if this board is any indication)

And the whole "doing it for a cheap laugh" is something I've been saying ever since I've been here, fucktard.

You're running out of steam Sethy. :lol

[ThisIsWitty]

HEY YOU GUYS, STOP FIGHTING GUYS. FRODO SEZ RELACKS.

[kahljorn]

I'm scared, max's head just keeps getting bigger and bigger :( What if our poor friend floats away like some kind of balloon headed puppet.

[Carnivore]

It would seem that Seth has cast himself in the role of Aragorn, defying the Dark Lord.

I see myself as Carnivore the White.

[AChimp]

HEY GUYS. DON'T YOU JUST LOVE WASTING TIME POSTING ON A MESSAGE BOARD TO ANNOY EVERYONE? :lol

IT'S WHAT I DO WHEN MY MOM SAYS I'M GROUNDED. :chatter

[Guitar Woman]

I'm scared, max's head just keeps getting bigger and bigger :( What if our poor friend floats away like some kind of balloon headed puppet.
I-mockery without Mad Max?! Is it even possible???? I hope so.

[kahljorn]

Don't forget that mad max has been here forever, he's the oldest member. he deserves respect.

[Pub Lover]

...suicidal emotional cripple. :lol

Q: What do you call a group of suicidal emotional cripples?

A: I-Mockery.net! :lol





Oh, & esoteric was used in a correct manner. >:

[mburbank]

That's it; I'm going back to the politics board.

I swear, pearls before swine.

It's like I'm Gandolf talking to Denethor.

[Anonymous]

I thought it was very funny but I don't take the SevenForceIncUSA approach and let people know exactly what I think of their every post ;<

[Matt Harty]

Mad Max couldn't think of a reply to what I said, game over.

[Anonymous]

If all you retards would stop doing internet battle with him, he'd leave, you know.

[Matt Harty]

He really wouldn't though.

[Anonymous]

Okay. But he has every other time.

[Matt Harty]

He's managed to talk to himself in alot of threads, he really doesn't need us to be annoying.

[Anonymous]

If you leave him alone and he posts back and forth to himself, tell a mod to look at it. If the IPs match, you can bet he'll most likely get banned.

So stop trying to 'fight the good fight' and instead attempt to handle at least this facet of your life like a mature individual.

And where are my fucking puppies.

[Matt Harty]

Ok mom love you.

[Anonymous]

I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO! YOU'VE GOT RIGHTS, YOU KNOW! I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE WAY YOU FEEL! :tear

[Pub Lover]

Mr. Burbank, as your every posting manages to be of the truest, greatest, & unnervingly subtlest of the most exilarating humour to ever grace the internet, you must come to understand that we cannot, while you surely deserve it, praise you every moment of the day. So, please in future just assume that our failure to comment is due to the paralyzing effect of awe strickenness that your wit inspires.

You're doing a good job, please continue.

[ziggytrix]

Antifreeze: it tastes sweet cuz it's fun to eat!

[mburbank]

Is someone sassing me? Because nobody loves a sass box.

I don't reallly need approval. Or to be noticed. Just unconditionally loved by everyone, no matter how I treat them.

If that's too much to ask, just say so. I can't be looking out for your needs. That's for you to do. I'm not the codependant one. Each and every one of you are the codependant ones.










kiss my ass


i hat you all

thats right, 'hat'.


blow me

[Anonymous]

He's managed to talk to himself in alot of threads,

And where oh where have I done that diddlefuck? I only go by the one name on this fucktard board. And if you're refering to that thread you made in the Mock Wars, its a bullshit thread where just everybody double posts any fucking way. Liquid made 25 posts in a goddamn row.

And while I'm glad to see I've had such an effect on your miserable life that you find me annoying and decided to name an entire thread after me, try again fucktard. :lol

Pub Lover: No it wasn't fucktard.

If all you retards would stop doing internet battle with him, he'd leave, you know.

And THIS is why Chojin isn't a fucktard. :)

Nice to see you all discussing me in several threads though. :lol

[Supafly345]

I am glad you find it so amusing that people mention who they hate. You must be close to a stroke by laughing from all the mentions of arrowX and sports through these forums.

[mburbank]

dont be mad, max

[Anonymous]

no need to be coy, roy

[Mockery]

time for action, jackson

[FS]

watch your vector, victor.

[hawaiian mage]

You're a whina', Jerimiah

[kellychaos]

Jes git on da bus, Gus!

[Protoclown]

This thread has even brought me out of the woodwork.

[executioneer]

sit on a tack jack >:

[executioneer]

come out of the woodwork, woodwork :x

[Geggy]

put away your penis, denis

[Sethomas]

Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

[ThisIsWitty]

Lick my balls, filthy ho.

[Seven Force]

I bet you thought I said something I shouldn't, but it's just your

IMAGINATION.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/64c16e52.gif

[Captain Goodtimes]

BANNED

[AChimp]

Oh, can we? PLEASE? :(

[Seven Force]

:faint

[the[Hitman]]

bend over, rover.

[Carnivore]

This thread has been sidetracked, Jack!

[Pub Lover]

Pub Lover: No it wasn't fucktard.
Indeed, it wasn't fucktard, fucktard.