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James

Aug 13th, 2004, 07:10 PM

I am now anti-American. I hate this country with a passion, and this movie is to blame 100%.

sports

Aug 13th, 2004, 07:14 PM

It doesn't look that bad...but I would think it should go to DTV...just doesn't belong in theaters for some reason.

Esuohlim

Aug 13th, 2004, 07:25 PM

You idiot

Aug 13th, 2004, 07:26 PM

sports. SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK HELL SHIT ASS FUCK UP.

BABY GENIUSES 2. Anyone who can say with a straight face that that 'doesn't look so bad' should have all their senses surgically removed and be released in the middle of a desert. What are you, the antichrist of taste?

sports

Aug 13th, 2004, 07:31 PM

BABY GENIUSES 2. Anyone who can say with a straight face that that 'doesn't look so bad' should have all their senses surgically removed and be released in the middle of a desert. What are you, the antichrist of taste?

The Hulk is one of the worst movies I've seen in my life, same goes for Texas Chainsaw 4. From watching the trailer of this flick, it doesn't look that bad. It may be bad...but not that bad as those flicks imo.

N00bKill3R

Aug 13th, 2004, 07:38 PM

I'll bet sports fav movie is Earnest Scared Stupid

sports

Aug 13th, 2004, 08:33 PM

I'll bet sports fav movie is Earnest Scared Stupid

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. 9.8/10

N00bKill3R

Aug 13th, 2004, 08:48 PM

Close enough

Captain Goodtimes

Aug 13th, 2004, 08:57 PM

Baby geinuses is the worst movie ever, i don't care what anyone else says. Manos, Gigggly, from justin 2 kelly, they are even closes. But Baby geinuses 2, god dammit.

Emu

Aug 13th, 2004, 11:18 PM

BUT

Cast:
Jon Voight, Scott Baio, Vanessa Angel

COME ON :(

Captain Goodtimes

Aug 13th, 2004, 11:20 PM

That's only because scott baio has the power of Baby Talk :lol

pjalne

Aug 14th, 2004, 03:33 AM

If this is a sequel to that goddamn movie where the premise is some Asian bullshit about babies sharing some sort of galactic language and babies using these skills to communicate to comically push creepy adults down stairs, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST CUNT IN THE WORLD, SPORTS.

Aug 14th, 2004, 04:23 AM

It is, and he is.

Seriously, this is one of the lowest forms of humor on the planet. Fuck that, it's not even humor. The only people who go see this movie (or deem it 'not that bad' >:) are drooling toddlers that haven't a clue what's going on but enjoy not getting punished for screaming at the pretty moving pictures and people falling over, and people who think a movie is funny when it's 'cute' and enjoy to laugh, ooh and aah in all the right places like a Pavlovian Hollywood dog. Which one are you, sports? And are you as GODDAMN EXCITED AS I AM about the latest sequel to Beethoven?

pjalne

Aug 14th, 2004, 04:58 AM

I think the Beethoven movies ran out of steam by the time Judge Reinhold took over after Charles Grodin.

SPORTS THIS POST IS A TRAP. IF YOU AGREE WTIH ME, YOU WILL FALL INTO MY TRAP. THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW.

subterfuge

Aug 14th, 2004, 03:42 PM

I think the people who actually animate all of these babies should be burned alive. Whenever these movies come out, you have to deal with a following 2 year trend of dancing babies. FUCK.

darkvare

Aug 14th, 2004, 06:48 PM

The Hulk is one of the worst movies I've seen in my life.
a movie where you see a guy hitting a tank cant be that bad :/

Spectre X

Aug 15th, 2004, 09:20 AM

See, it's people like Sports here that would possibly justify any aliens destroying humanity.

pjalne

Aug 15th, 2004, 12:39 PM

Shhh, don't scare him away. I'm trying to lure him into my trap.

bigtimecow

Aug 15th, 2004, 02:52 PM

idont even remember there being a #1

Anonymous

Aug 15th, 2004, 05:39 PM

sports: I bet you just like jerking off to the babies on the screen you fucking sick fucktard. :lol

sports

Aug 15th, 2004, 06:01 PM

The Beethoven movies have always sucked pjalne. Is that agreeing with you...no.

ArrowX

Aug 15th, 2004, 06:05 PM

Fuck you sports >:

The first Bethoven was my favorite movie....the i saw cujo. But thats not the point >:

Aug 15th, 2004, 06:31 PM

sports, you're just being recalcitrant. I bet you CAN'T GET ENOUGH of Beethoven.

eggyolk

Aug 15th, 2004, 07:29 PM

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King Hadas

Aug 15th, 2004, 07:42 PM

Your a terribly person Eggyolk.

N00bKill3R

Aug 15th, 2004, 09:10 PM

eggyolk

Aug 15th, 2004, 09:16 PM

Todeswalzer

Aug 17th, 2004, 08:53 PM

It doesn't look that bad...but I would think it should go to DTV...just doesn't belong in theaters for some reason.
Die.

EverythingWillSuck

Aug 18th, 2004, 01:39 PM

I LIKE TO BOOUUUNNNCCCEE :eek

Aug 18th, 2004, 04:04 PM

If I were the editor on this movie, I'd add a segment before the credits saying that 'this movie is dedicated to all the babies that died while making it' and then show pictures of babies with descriptions of how they died.

"Oliver - fell in the pool and drowned"
"Annie - drank bleach"
"Peter - microwaved by brother"

Or I'd just replace the whole movie with a movie about zombie babies, "Baby's Day Of The Dead", full of dead baby jokes and gratuitous shots of breasts.

The babies can only be defeated by making them drink breast milk with nitroglycerin and then setting them on fire!