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sports
Aug 14th, 2004, 02:45 PM
One of my sister cats had some kittens a few days ago. They got a call (either yesterday or today) from a guy wanting one of the kittens. He wanted a kitten so he could feed it to his snake. What is you guys opinion on this? Here' mine.

YOU SICK MOFO SONOFABITCH! Feeding a poor kitten to a snake? Sick bastard. >: :domo

da blob
Aug 14th, 2004, 03:06 PM
SPAY OR NEUTER



you stupid redneck.

AChimp
Aug 14th, 2004, 03:25 PM
:lol

YOUR SISTER IS A CAT LADY.

Anonymous
Aug 14th, 2004, 03:45 PM
Your sister should give you away to be fed to the snake instead.

ThisIsWitty
Aug 14th, 2004, 03:54 PM
Look around online for good kitten recipies then realize what you're doing and kill yourself.

Evil Robot
Aug 14th, 2004, 04:41 PM
I need a live kitten to hang from the mirror of my car. Not the middle one, but the outside mirror on the drivers side door.

darkvare
Aug 14th, 2004, 06:37 PM
i love when snakes eat kittens, i saw it twice and not in tv :rock

mubert
Aug 14th, 2004, 06:40 PM
Couldnt this be related to the current debates about abortion?

Evil Robot
Aug 15th, 2004, 12:08 AM
dear darkvare,
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PS I kkill you through the internet network on your computer.

Evil Robot
Aug 15th, 2004, 12:11 AM
Press RETURN to size up the situation.

ArrowX
Aug 15th, 2004, 12:14 AM
Learn how to type.

Evil Robot
Aug 15th, 2004, 12:17 AM
leran how to type.

eggyolk
Aug 15th, 2004, 12:58 AM
that would be funny to see :lol

Sethomas
Aug 15th, 2004, 01:23 AM
This is necessary. Life feeds on life.

Helm
Aug 15th, 2004, 05:42 AM
haha seth made a joke!

FS
Aug 15th, 2004, 05:46 AM
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/road_trip/tom_green/roadtrip.jpg

dead_pigeon
Aug 15th, 2004, 07:01 AM
CAT RESAPIE:
get a cat.
cut its skin off
fill its stomach with aloominium filings
put some gunpowder also in its stomach
stick in sports' microwave
call him to microwave
put microwave on

HAHAH CAT AND SPORTS BLOW UP

sports
Aug 15th, 2004, 09:27 AM
Wow...didn't know this place had so many assholes.

Mad Melvin
Aug 15th, 2004, 10:26 AM
Oh, the sweet irony.

Anonymous
Aug 15th, 2004, 01:21 PM
Double irony

ArrowX
Aug 15th, 2004, 01:26 PM
:lol @ sport's anthropomorphic family :lol

Sethomas
Aug 15th, 2004, 01:43 PM
You have no fucking clue what that word means, do you?

(Quick, run to dictionary.com to save face!!)

sports
Aug 15th, 2004, 01:43 PM
:/ explain to me wtf is so fuckin funny?

sports
Aug 15th, 2004, 01:47 PM
A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.

ArrowX
Aug 15th, 2004, 01:47 PM
Anhtropomorphic means something human about an object and or animal. >:

damn people thinking i'm so dumb

liquidstatik
Aug 15th, 2004, 02:21 PM
I learned that in about 5th grade i think. So yeh.. yer still dumb. :/

sports
Aug 15th, 2004, 03:09 PM
damn people thinking i'm so dumb


So you aren't dumb?

Sethomas
Aug 15th, 2004, 03:24 PM
oh man that was a good one sports i mean zing.

Supafly345
Aug 16th, 2004, 10:00 AM
Don't lower yourself Seth. Just speaking about sports has the ability to make people look like losers.

sports
Aug 16th, 2004, 04:54 PM
Speaking of losers, who the loser dressed up in the outfit in your avatar man.

ScruU2wice
Aug 16th, 2004, 05:09 PM
I really want to see where this is going..

Girl Drink Drunk
Aug 21st, 2004, 02:23 PM
to darkvare: I hate sadistic fucks like you. annoying as Sports is, i'll vouch for him on this topic.

kellychaos
Aug 23rd, 2004, 03:37 PM
Cat torture! Comedy gold!! :lol

Sethomas
Aug 23rd, 2004, 03:54 PM
In my high school sociology class, my teacher talked about examples of sociopaths from his personal acquaintances. One of them was a guy who took a litter of half a dozen kittens and buried them up to their necks in his yard. He then proceeded to push mow over the entire lawn.

da blob
Aug 23rd, 2004, 09:34 PM
which gave you a boner.

kellychaos
Aug 24th, 2004, 03:28 PM
And he couldn't leave the class until everyone else left and only then with his trusty Trapper over his naughty bits.

camacazio
Aug 24th, 2004, 03:36 PM
Speaking of losers, who the loser dressed up in the outfit in your avatar man.
It's Supafly himself. I took the picture.

Supafly345
Aug 24th, 2004, 04:44 PM
I'm a 42 year old plumber named Mark Discordia who makes $42.50 an hour plus bennys .