The Return of Dratkcufa

[AChimp]

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[Seven Force]

LMFAO!
:lol

[Perndog]

Weak.

I expect better, even from you.

[Captain Goodtimes]

OUCH :lol

[ArrowX]

only one funny >:

[pjalne]

I liked it :/

[FartinMowler]

:lol

[AChimp]

It's not finished.

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[FS]

:lol

That part with him arriving should've been animated >:

[AChimp]

Whoa now, Mr. Fancypants. Animation is too extreme!

I don't have a copy of anything for animating GIFs right now, either. :(

[Terra]

Vampires aren't animated. They are dead.

Your good AChimp! R u singl???? :love

[Seven Force]

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[pjalne]

PSSST... Nobody is going to see that animation if it's far down on a page, half a second long and not looped.

[Seven Force]

I know. My gif animator sucks. :(
I tried though.

[Anonymous]

Chimp, photoshop comes with imageready, which you can use to make animated gifs.

[AChimp]

Hmm... I've never had any use for ImageReady before. :(

I'll check it out.

[liquidstatik]

It's easy as hell to use. Shouldn't be too hard for you to figure out. :/

[AChimp]

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[Terra]

:lol

[Perndog]

As soon as I get around to taking pictures, I'll get one of me in my black cloak holding a chalice (I don't have any ridiculous fancy knives or any other ritual stuff) so you can make fun of me some more.

Oh, and I have a full beard, in case you want to make the comic more accurate.

You'd better appreciate how accomodating I am, fucker. >:

EDIT: This post is obviously directed at the winner who started the thread.

[Terra]

:tear

[Dole]

uncharacteristically good work, chimpy.

[Helm]

Yeah.

[Anonymous]

[center:dd096f3769]Cease and Desist Notice From the Attorneys of EEE[/center:dd096f3769]

Mr. AChimp,

Your use of the word "Dratkcufa" is an act of theft. It is owned by EEE and cannot be used by the public without permission from the owner of said corporation.

You were obviously aware of this fact as you used this word in reference of an unfunny comic about Mr. Perndog who was first called that by the owner of EEE. We cannot ignore this fact, and you WILL be fined for your malicious act of plagerism.

Any further use of this word without proper permission, and we WILL send someone to find you and hurt you very bady. Particularly in the anal and genital regions.

Don't do it again fucktard. >:

[Anonymous]

ATTN: Mr. Max, Mad

AChimp, Chojin, and Schlong, Inc. have uncovered no official registered trademark records on file at the USPTO (United States Patent and Trademark Office, http://www.uspto.gov ), nor would you be eligible to claim such a registered trademark, given that your use of the 'word' must not only be in conjunction with a logo or image, but must be trafficked in commerce nationally or internationally, and pertain to similar works as the alleged infringement.

ACS, Inc. hereby returns your claim without action on our part. If you feel we are in error, you may reply to us at this address during normal business hours, or leave a message outside of that timeframe, to which you will receive a response in no less than 48 hours.

Sincerely,
Mom

[Anonymous]

:lol

Oh well it was worth a shot.

We'll still be sending people to hurt Mr. AChimp's genital and anal regions for fun though. :lol

[Royal Tenenbaum]

you're a fag. :lol

[Anonymous]

I'm a fag. :lol

You said it fucktard! :lol

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Yes, I did "say" it. What is your point?

[Anonymous]

Yes, I did suck it. What is my point? I'm a fag.

:lol

[camacazio]

Okay, THAT'S funny!

[Captain Goodtimes]

This comic will divide this message board.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

that's great Chimp! Keep 'em coming!

[subterfuge]

I want to see more of their adventures, please! :)

[AChimp]

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[Perndog]

Alright, that was a good one.

[Anonymous]

lol :<

[Helm]

haha

The first time where you've worked yourself into one of your comics and the result is more than tolerable.

[Dixie]

keep em coming chimpster

[Anonymous]

Someone make this their signature:

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[Dixie]

that better chojin? :-P

[Anonymous]

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[Dixie]

YESH you guys are the bestest. i lurve yall.

[Mockery]

There had better be a scene where I fight the punk sitting next to me. >:

[FS]

I don't think that's supposed to be you, unless you've got a giant bobby pin through your skull ;)

Which, now that I think about it, you probably have.

Never mind.

[Dixie]

that can't be rog. that guy's got HAIR and no pickle.

[FartinMowler]

:lol AChimp is on a roll this week.

[Perndog]

It's a SAFETY PIN. :rolleyes

Everyone knows goths these days love safety pins. My character is obviously the elite old-style goth who hasn't picked up any of the even-more-ridiculous mallrat goth trends.

[subterfuge]

The safety pin I kinda get, but what's up with the sideways mohawk?

[Dixie]

its a flower petal.

[Supafly345]

I didn't know that if you added a penis to a Chimp head it would become an ass.

[ziggytrix]

chimp, do you have all your i-mock comics archived? they're seriously the best thing you've ever contributed here!

[AChimp]

Yeah, I've got all the comic images online. I'll make a page displaying all of them soon. ;)

[ziggytrix]

hurrah :whitepig

[AChimp]

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[MLE]

the ending could have been better, but i still like it ;>

[FS]

I love it when Pern squeezes his eyes shut in frustration. :o

[AChimp]

It's pretty hot, huh? ;)