Britney's New Tattoo

[Jeanette X]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/mirror/may2004/2/6/0009600A-FE1C-1095-953F80BFB6FA0000.jpg
Britney got a tattoo in Hebrew, as an act of devotion to the Kaballah. Only problem is:

1. Tattoos are forbidden in Judaism.

2. Suppsedly the tattoo is gibberish or doesn't mean what she thinks it means, but since I'm not fluent in Hebrew, I can't say.

Do you think it would be appropriate for me as a Jew to stone both her and Madonna to death for turning the Kaballah into an asinine trend? :explode

[MLE]

i didn't know you were jewish :lol

[ArrowX]

Damnit I though hitler put you guys in your place! >:

[FS]

Isn't Kaballah technically not really Jewish, but modern bullshit? I don't know much about it, just that it's the latest retarded Hollywood religion after Scientology, but I thought I'd read that somewhere.

Caption:
"Robot access panel"

[Captain Goodtimes]

Not too long from now, celebrites will take up radical islam.

http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Features/Features/Holiday2001/Memories/Images/plane.jpg

Lookout John Travolta's plane is coming for you :lol

[Jeanette X]

Isn't Kaballah technically not really Jewish, but modern bullshit? I don't know much about it, just that it's the latest retarded Hollywood religion after Scientology, but I thought I'd read that somewhere.

Caption:
"Robot access panel"

No, it's not modern at all. It's very old.

[ArrowX]

Please don't shoot at my thermo nuclear weapons >:

[Sethomas]

Well, old in the sense that it dates to the Rabbinical Period, I believe, which is what we goyum call "The Dark Ages." I've always had the impression that Kaballah was considered more or less apocryphal and exclusive to obsessive weirdos.

[Jeanette X]

As far as I am aware, the Kaballah is fairly well respected by Jews, and although it fell out of favor during the Haskalah (Enlightenment) during the 1770s-1880s, it was still practiced by the Orthodox. While it was respected, it was generally considered to the domain of a few really dedicated scholars, until this recent resurgence. Though I admit that I myself am curious about it, and that I think it is good that interest in it has emerged, I am very pissed about celeberties making it look stupid.

[Dixie]

the kabalah is only for old jewish men. not women. and tattoos are forbidden in jewish tradition. a jew with a tattoo is not allowed to have a proper jewish funeral and can't be buried in a jewish cemetary or near the family. jews also cannot have piggy meat. the kabalah is pretty much only for jewish men over 40 to study. and it's supposed to be a privelege for them. as a woman or something that has genitals with a long slit you are not allowed to touch it.

[Turkish]

that picture was a little blurred so i zoomed in on it and rotated it.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/796085/spears.jpg

[darkvare]

Do you think it would be appropriate for me as a Jew to stone both her and Madonna to death for turning the Kaballah into an asinine trend? :explode
not just appropiate but usefull do it :)

[thebiggameover]

that picture was a little blurred so i zoomed in on it and rotated it.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/796085/spears.jpg

:lol

[payne]

she wants attention u no how she would get more attention if she posed in playboy

[Mr. Vagiclean]

u are right payne lets rub

[Jeanette X]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13198711,00.html
This just in, Britney can read medieval Aramaic! :lol
And Kabballah is now a religion! :lol2



















:explode

[Jixby Phillips]

oh, she gets me so pissed off!!!

[liquidstatik]

I DONT EVEN DREAM ABOUT HER ANYMORE BECAUSE JUSTIN GOT ALL IN HER AND NOWS SHES A SLUT. >:

[Turkish]

slut indeed.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/796085/britjew.jpg

"Oy Vey! Ahf Mir Gezogt! You're so slutty I could smell your pupik from three blocks away."

[ThisIsWitty]

Y SHE JSUT GONA LET HMI FEL HER BOBS LIKE DAT?

[Turkish]

Y SHE JSUT GONA LET HMI FEL HER BOBS LIKE DAT?
ok, what?

[ThisIsWitty]

slut indeed.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/796085/britjew.jpg

"Oy Vey! Ahf Mir Gezogt! You're so slutty I could smell your pupik from three blocks away."


I suck at spelling wrong. But the man is clearly groping her breast.

Well, pimp smacking it at least.

[Anonymous]

Do you have a paypal account? I'd like to make donations for comments like those.

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v160/HotButteredFunk/saddaminhishole.jpg
Slut indeed...

I suck at mocking wrong. But the man is clearly a fag.

Well, prison bitch at least.

:lol

[bigtimecow]

anyone ever see the movie "pi"? theres something in there abotu the kaballah. crazy movie.

[DeadKennedys]

Kaballah is the mystic interpretation of the Torah, while Orthodox is the literal way.

[kellychaos]

Her hootyhoo is so tore up that she's going to need an insurance adjuster to assess the damages.

[mubert]

!!!