hi im a new guy [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

Les Waste

Mar 6th, 2003, 09:47 PM

THANK GOD YOU POSTED A TOPIC TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF, I'M SO GLAD THAT NOW I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BREAKING THE ICE MYSELF, YOU RETARDED ASS CUNT >: >: >:

THANK YOU FOR LIVING ;)

whoreable

Mar 6th, 2003, 09:48 PM

WELCOME DUDE :)

Rongi

Mar 6th, 2003, 09:49 PM

WELCOME TO THE BOARDS...FRIEND ;)

koolaidolio

Mar 6th, 2003, 09:53 PM

:( i was expecting something better then "retarded ass cunt" :)

Les Waste

Mar 6th, 2003, 09:54 PM

I HOPE YOUR GRANDMOTHER GETS FACE CANCER AND DIES OF HAVING AN UGLY FACE >:

CaptainBubba

Mar 6th, 2003, 09:54 PM

koolaidolio! Everyone loves you! You're a hit! The talk of the town!:)

James

Mar 6th, 2003, 09:56 PM

Whoever says what number this guy is first, gets a Pacman emoticon.

Rongi

Mar 6th, 2003, 09:56 PM

KOOLAIDOLIO, I HOPE YOUR MOM GETS SO FAT SHE EXPLODES AND THEN WHEN YOU SEE IT YOU GET ALL DEPRESSED AND THEN YOU SHOOT YOURSELF >:

CaptainBubba

Mar 6th, 2003, 09:57 PM

#6 ANNOUNCO!

:/

Rongi

Mar 6th, 2003, 09:57 PM

Number 6 :)

James

Mar 6th, 2003, 10:05 PM

Since I'm the nicest guy on I-Mockery, you BOTH get Pacman emoticons!

:pac :pac

Les Waste

Mar 6th, 2003, 10:05 PM

Beat by mere seconds, Rongi :(

koolaidolio

Mar 6th, 2003, 10:05 PM

does that mean im dieing? :/

whoreable

Mar 6th, 2003, 10:06 PM

SO WAIT GUYS WE ARENT BEING NICE TO HIM ANYMORE???

koolaidolio

Mar 6th, 2003, 10:08 PM

suck my crocodile :lol

Rongi

Mar 6th, 2003, 10:09 PM

Beat by mere seconds, Rongi :(

Nah, I got one too :)

whoreable

Mar 6th, 2003, 10:09 PM

HEY WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS UNTIL EVERYONE ELSE TELLS ME TO BE MEAN TO YOU :)

MrAdventure

Mar 6th, 2003, 10:11 PM

Do you like Rick Astley's music?

koolaidolio

Mar 6th, 2003, 10:28 PM

holy chitty bat clit

MrAdventure

Mar 6th, 2003, 10:33 PM

Do you like Lindsey Buckingham's music?

koolaidolio

Mar 6th, 2003, 11:08 PM

i like pr0n but mayonaisse slopped all over it is ok

NOT Jixby Phillips

Mar 7th, 2003, 02:00 AM

What's your ASL :)

Mockery

Mar 7th, 2003, 02:41 AM

Do you like Rick Astley's music?

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND HURT YOU!

Rick Astley is the man.

MrAdventure

Mar 7th, 2003, 02:46 AM

HE IS DREAMY ;) ;) A DREAMBOAT ;) ;) A DREAM TEAM ;) ;)

TOGETHER FOREVER, AND NEVER TO PART

Mockery

Mar 7th, 2003, 02:49 AM

THAT'S IT. I'M LOGGING ONTO WINMX RIGHT NOW AND DOWNLOADING ALL OF HIS HITS. YOU THINK I'M KIDDING DON'T YOU? WELL YOU'RE WRONG.

R.I.C.K. A.S.T.L.E.Y. R.U.L.E.S.

MrAdventure

Mar 7th, 2003, 02:52 AM

I AM WAY AHEAD OF YOU, BY LIKE A YEAR. >:

SHE WANTS TO DANCE WITH ME

Mockery

Mar 7th, 2003, 02:54 AM

SON OF A BITCH!

"120 IN QUEUE"

IT'S 3AM AND THERE'S 120 PEOPLE TRYING TO DOWNLOAD THIS RICK ASTLEY SONG! RICK ASTLEY FANS COME OUT AT NIGHT WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS FAST ASLEEP! RICK ASTLEY... HAS FANS!

"YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO...DO...I"

MrAdventure

Mar 7th, 2003, 03:03 AM

I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU WHAT I'VE HEARD

SHE DON'T WANT NO WILD ROMANCE

HEY WAIT A MINUTE I USE WINMX ARE YOU STEALING MY SONGS? >:

Mockery

Mar 7th, 2003, 03:21 AM

I MUST HAVE, CUZ I JUST GOT TWO OF HIS GREATEST HITS.
THAT'S RIGHT, TWO OF THE GREATEST SONGS EVER FROM RICK ASTLEY - THE MAN. THE LEGEND.

MrAdventure

Mar 7th, 2003, 03:36 AM

>: YOU NEED MORE THAN THAT, I JUST MIGHT TRICK YOU AND CHANGE THE DATA ON SOME CRAPPY SONATA ARCTICA SONGS SO YOU DOWNLOAD THOSE INSTEAD. >:

:astley

http://www.rickastley.co.uk/downloads/wallpapers/official/RICK1WALL800x600-small.jpg

Mar 7th, 2003, 06:10 AM

Oh my God, he's got a link to goatse.cx in his SIGNATURE.

FINALLY SOMEONE TO POINT ME TO EVERY ALL YOUR BASE PARODY EVER MADE :tear :)

kinot

Mar 7th, 2003, 07:24 AM

Wow the link is soooo tempting :rolleyes

sadie

Mar 7th, 2003, 11:23 AM

even the goatse man is hanging his head in shame.

noob3

Mar 7th, 2003, 11:30 AM

goatse man died :(

sadie

Mar 7th, 2003, 11:30 AM

koolaidolio

Mar 7th, 2003, 04:07 PM

yes i have the link and there is nothing you can do about it but click

Les Waste

Mar 7th, 2003, 04:29 PM

Or we could choose to not click it, you sweetly retarded loverboy ;)

First, I don't think there's a single person here who doesn't know what that link leads to. Although I hate it when people say "TAHTS SO OLD WEHRE HAVE YOU BEEN YOUR BEHIND THE CURVE :rolleyes" it really is true.

And second, nobody here would be shocked to see a big stretched out anus, except maybe NOT Jixby, and that's saying alot about how much I already fucking hate you >:

Deadpool

Mar 10th, 2003, 09:07 PM

But the real question is can tubgirl shoot her liquidy goodness inside goatse ass cavity?

koolaidolio

Mar 10th, 2003, 09:09 PM

yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

koolaidolio

Mar 10th, 2003, 09:10 PM

yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

CaptainBubba

Mar 10th, 2003, 09:14 PM

yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

Les Waste

Mar 11th, 2003, 07:40 AM

yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

DonkeyMolester

Mar 11th, 2003, 08:20 AM

yes it would be funny to see chocolate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass

Indeed

Les Waste

Mar 11th, 2003, 08:29 AM

YOU RUINED IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT >: >: >:

Les Waste

Mar 11th, 2003, 08:30 AM

yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

Mar 11th, 2003, 08:49 AM

yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

DonkeyMolester

Mar 11th, 2003, 09:01 AM

would it be funny to see chocolate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine?
yes

ha!ha!
suckers!

Les Waste

Mar 11th, 2003, 09:46 AM

yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

DonkeyMolester

Mar 11th, 2003, 10:04 AM

That´s the spirit boy...never give up, never give up.

Matt Harty

Mar 11th, 2003, 11:08 AM

But what if you get cramps?

Matt Harty

Mar 11th, 2003, 12:29 PM

yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

The Unseen

Mar 11th, 2003, 02:42 PM

Hello you fat fuck swanfucker gook dick

Bennett

Mar 11th, 2003, 02:43 PM

oh great

Les Waste

Mar 11th, 2003, 04:05 PM

Bennett, your signature is LOL-riffic :lol

and yes it would be funny to see chocoloate goo be shot at an alrming rate into someone elses ass wine

slavemason

Mar 11th, 2003, 05:08 PM

Edit: Whoops, I missed a page. So much like my life.
Swans are sexy.