SPORTS WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS (UPDATE: SPORTS HAS DIED)

[Anonymous]

IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE, GUYS.

[HickMan]

CELEBRATION

[sports]

Lets order some pizza guys.

[BAPE]

hey guys what is new and exciting i am back what a summer but everything must come to an end holidays are never long enough am i right haha sports and hickman you guys should not post in loveline because you guys are double newb when it comes to mocking and to the ladies any of you newbs feeling fiesty ill be in mockwars hey choj what a summer boy do i have some stories but ill save those for the mock meet ps dont tell the newbs am i right guys how is everyone[quote]/quote]

[sports]

Loveline is the best forum...so there >: I can too post in it.

[HickMan]

:lol sports

[Esuohlim]

Hey Bape how's it going how's your summer?! P.S. shut up sports.

[Anonymous]

I bet BAPE's summer was EXACTLY like American Pie 2.

[pjalne]

:eek SIX DAYS :eek

[FS]

But I want him to die NOW! :wah

[kellychaos]

There's a party goin' on right here.

[ziggytrix]

I bet there is a perfectly good reason this is in Loveline forum. :/

[Carnivore]

You'd better not be lying, Choj. You can't toy with people's emotions like that.

[pjalne]

Oh geez, I'll be on my way to Australia when sports dies. You people promise me you'll video tape everything that happens at the party so I can watch it when I get back. :(

[jin]

You wouldn't happen to be going to Sydney, would you? :o

[pjalne]

Brisbane, but me an my homes are staying there for over three months, so we're planning to go check Sydney out at least once. Why?

[Esuohlim]

Oh by the way BAPE a lot of things happened over the summer. I've decided to transfer my admin powers over to Chojin because it's just too heavy a load to deal with and I don't want anymore weight on my shoulders and I know Chojin can handle it so if you've got any business with me you now know who to turn to :picklehat

[Anonymous]

thanks man it means a lot i'll be sure to bring my own vigilante sense of justice to the position haha j/k don't worry i'll treat this with the seriousness it deserves after all we're all in this together but to celebrate i'll hold the bannings off for a week am i right guys

[BAPE]

so you run the show now chojin wow a lot changes in a summer i know you will fill the shoes well no bannings for one week is a good policy but dont let the word get out or these newbs will run wild with it wait a minute is this another initiation because i was gone so long you guys cant fool me haha i know he would have handed the site over to me am i right

[kellychaos]

I'd like to join your week-long newb hazing but I'm going to be watching the Charlie Chaplin movie marathon on TCM today.

[EisigerBiskuit]

and this is possibly my first post that isnt a bump on accident! Celebrate!

[Anonymous]

Unfortunately, it still fell short of being on-topic or useful to anyone!

[hawaiian mage]

Actually, EisigerBiskuit's celebratory post inspired me to compose the worlds greatest musical masterpeice in the history of ever.

And I'm not lying at all.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Okay, for anyone who has been here for less than a day:
IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE, GUYS.
Which is not answered in the first post, why is sports dying?

[ziggytrix]

i've got 5 bux on leukemia induced by unrequested chemotherapy.

[Skulhedface]

Death by anal impalement.

And no, even though this is Loveline, this is not a metaphor for gay sex to death.

[Anonymous]

Okay, for anyone who has been here for less than a day:
IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE, GUYS.
Which is not answered in the first post, why is sports dying?
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T ANSWER THAT UNTIL YOU GET ANOTHER 53 POSTS IN SAID LESS THAN DAY.

[EisigerBiskuit]

The hard way doesn't seem so hard anymore

[Anonymous]

Stay on-topic or I'll cut you

[EisigerBiskuit]

The hard way doesn't seem so hard anymore
to find out how sport will die (by hemroids, my guess).

[Jixby Phillips]

I dont understand why you would guess that.

[dead_pigeon]

I dont understand why you would guess that.
I fell off my chair when I read that.
See? This is what humour is about! Simple candour!
:lol
Oh and easter biscuit, or whatever your name is, why do you have so many posts?!?!?

[jin]

pjalne : Well, i live in Sydney most of the time, so if you need someone to show you around- i'd be more than happy. ;D

[The Retro Kat]

DEAD_PIGEON, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE MORE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID COCK SUCKING FAGGOT

[EisigerBiskuit]

I dont understand why you would guess that.
I fell off my chair when I read that.
See? This is what humour is about! Simple candour!
:lol
Oh and easter biscuit, or whatever your name is, why do you have so many posts?!?!?
because I reply to you

[kahljorn]

You know, I still haven't decided if BAPE is just absolutely hilarious or a fucking moron.

[executioneer]

both

[Anonymous]

i'm telling him you said that

[executioneer]

he's a genius at being a moron :(

[ziggytrix]

bape is like the ball lightning. we don't understand anything about it, but it's pretty neat anyway.

[Anonymous]

3 days left, sports. I'd say goodbye to all those whom you care about.

[sports]

:eek 3 days already? :rolleyes I guess I better start getting to work...

[Esuohlim]

WHY, ARE YOU BROKEN? :rolleyes

[pjalne]

pjalne : Well, i live in Sydney most of the time, so if you need someone to show you around- i'd be more than happy. ;D

Cool. I'll let you know if I get my ass over there.

No touching the ass, though. :(

EDIT: I hear they don't have Tom Berenger movies in heaven, sports. You might want to be an extra bastard while there's still time so you don't go there.

[Anonymous]

This is the big day, Sports. I hope you've made all your well-wishes and distributed your action figures to all your friends.

All that's left to do is sit and wait.

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

i'm in his walls right now

so just tell me when and everyones happy

[FS]

This is the best happiest day of all my life ever.

I wish I had a picture of people at a funeral all looking at their watches.

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

he's gonna be dead at 12:01 cause i'll be there poking him with a

stick i found on the floor laughing at his sorry ass :lol :lol :lol :loo

[FS]

Shut the fuck up fat man, this ain't none of your god damn business.

[Captain Goodtimes]

Let's look back at some Classic Memories of Sports!

[Anonymous]

Well, guys, it's official. CNN has the latest (http://www.popnko.com/imock/sports_dies.htm).

[executioneer]

hahahaha

[Captain Goodtimes]

Will you my name, if I saw you in heav-en. :tear

[executioneer]

so is he banned :D

[Captain Goodtimes]

Chojin's a mod, so i hope so. :)

[executioneer]

'swhy i asked

[executioneer]

lol someone's got a new title

[Matt Harty]

LOL :(

[Matt Harty]

So when does Arrowx die?

[executioneer]

oh no i think this is a orange alert situation for the internet!

[camacazio]

I think chojin just took a huge step towards saving I-mock.

[Jixby Phillips]

lol

[Anonymous]

CNN did a followup on this story this morning (http://www.popnko.com/imock/sports_dies2.htm), guys. I'll keep you all posted with updates. I know your prayers are with sports' family, and we all hope the law enforcement agencies catch the REAL killers with all haste.

[Supafly345]

This is way better than doing it through snail mail. I actually did this the traditional way once, only I did't think to admit to it as these clearly brilliant indaviduals did. In fact, to avoid getting caught I wrote the sending address also as the return address. Police reported he committed suicide.

[Helm]

Awesome.

[Jixby Phillips]

Yeah Supafly, Awesome!

[Helm]

excuse me, did I forget to quote the entire thread in my last reply

[ziggytrix]

i think BAPE's being framed :(

[Esuohlim]

I hope he's really dead. >:

[Jixby Phillips]

you can't over die, and you can't over dry :lol

[HickMan]

OMFG DEAD

[ThisIsWitty]

is he rilly ded?

[camacazio]

Stop posting please.

[Anonymous]

I concur. Learn something from what happened to sports, witty.

[ThisIsWitty]

:(