ACHIMP :O

[FS]

Knock yourself out. (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/188334)

edit: "mild violence" :lol

[HickMan]

i cant get passed the door :(

[Guitar Woman]

Kick ass! I love text adventures! And just go north and follow the path>

[Guitar Woman]

LOL WHEN YOU GO INTO THE HOUSE DONT GO DOWN THE TRAP DOOR I got eaten by a grue :(

[executioneer]

hahaha you guys suck :lol

[executioneer]

hickman the door is NOT how you get into the house

other guy, grues (heart) the dark

[HickMan]

THANKS WILLIE

[executioneer]

also of note: sometimes, if you go, say, EAST, and then go WEST, you will NOT be back where you started

[HickMan]

I still don't know how to get into the house :(

[Anonymous]

I got bored of that in about 5 minutes, but I got an egg and a canary and a sword and a knife and a rope and a bunch of other crap :<

[executioneer]

the secrat mission is to put everything valuable that you find into the case :x

and don break the egg yourself u have to let someone else do it :(

TO GET IN HOUSE: SE (or NE), E, OPEN WINDOW, W

[Anonymous]

why can't i break the egg

[camacazio]

Drop it from the tree to break it DUH.

I downloaded all three zorks awhile ago, easy to find. I never could beat Zork 1 though, so I never bothered with the other 2.

[Anonymous]

I meant why shouldn't i drop the egg you selectively-understanding fag

[executioneer]

if YOU break the egg the thing inside will die/be broken (i think) you have to let the thief steal the egg from you, he can open it w/o killing it

[Guitar Woman]

I know grues like the dark, I just didn't wait to get the lamp. I just charged in there with my elf sword thinking I was Link and got my ass kicked :(

[AChimp]

It's a clockwork canary inside the egg. You don't have the tools necessary to open the egg without breaking both, thus making it impossible to beat the game.

This is awesome and NOT BORING. >:

[HickMan]

HOLY POOP I CUT MYSELF :(

[Guitar Woman]

:lol2

[Sethomas]

I don't like clockwork canary eggs. I like the cadbury cream variety.

[Father §p@z]

Wow, Zork. That's a name I haven't heard in a long time! Thanks FS.