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hawaiian mage
Aug 23rd, 2004, 07:56 PM
You're going to reply to this post.

Seven Force
Aug 23rd, 2004, 08:29 PM
Nah, I will. I'm bored.

Hi there.

Supafly345
Aug 23rd, 2004, 09:01 PM
It is pathetic when you are so unfunny you are forced to copy Mad Max, especially when referring to him.

Guitar Woman
Aug 23rd, 2004, 09:18 PM
THIS is how you try to get mad max to talk to you.
Mad max you are the faggiest fucktard that ever defiled the face of the planet. And also I fuck your mother on a regular basis you boss sucking shithead :orgasm

dead_pigeon
Aug 24th, 2004, 01:16 AM
WOW THAT GOT HIM!!!
LOOK AT HIM REPLYING WITH RAGE!!!

mubert
Aug 24th, 2004, 04:51 AM
:bestthread

FS
Aug 24th, 2004, 05:13 AM
God, I hate most of you.

dead_pigeon
Aug 24th, 2004, 05:49 AM
Most?
Who exactly don't you hate?
I hate all of you! Especially me!

ziggytrix
Aug 24th, 2004, 11:48 AM
HM, this is NO way to get your post count up. :P

hawaiian mage
Aug 24th, 2004, 12:03 PM
Given that a day has passed and Mad Max has responded to other posts while, interestingly enough, remaining clear of this particular thread, I can make one of two assumptions.

1) Mad Max did not see this post.

2) Mad Max saw that he would look foolish if he actually responded to this thread.

Although the first possibility can not be completely ruled out, I feel that the second possibility is immensely more likely to be the case that manifested itself in reality.

Conclusion? Mad Max cares about how he appears in front of the other members of this message board, despite his claims toward the opposite.

One possible loop hole would be that "this post did not fascinate him enough to respond," and so the only reason he did not respond was because it seemed only inane to do so. Keeping in line that Mad Max cares about his social standing, it is probable that he will fall back on an excuse such as this to explain his behavior. Or continue to sensibly ignore this discussion.

To you other faggots who responded: your dads all fucked each other's moms and your moms liked it, even more considering they were paid for it.

That is all.

FS
Aug 24th, 2004, 12:50 PM
Mad Max seems to have been trying to become a 'normal' poster recently, but still likes his niche too much to permanently leave it.

hawaiian mage
Aug 24th, 2004, 01:04 PM
If he wants to stop saying stupid shit all the time, I'd be ready to forgive him for saying stupid shit all the time. I know he has the capacity to not say stupid shit all the time. He should stop saying stupid shit all the time.

Supafly345
Aug 24th, 2004, 01:06 PM
Your logic is well thought out hawaiian mage: "Mad Max has replied to other posts before, therefore, him not posting in this one must mean he is avoiding all but this thread. This proves many faults in his character." That's the same logic I use to explain why certain women won't have sex with me when I offer a cordial fuck in the lavatory, even though I know they have had sex with other men before.

Anonymous
Aug 24th, 2004, 01:30 PM
You probably forgot to extend an RSVP.

Speaking of which, I don't remember what that means, but I think it's in french. So, to translate:

You probably forgot to extend a FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM.

ziggytrix
Aug 24th, 2004, 01:42 PM
respondais si vous plais?

i can't spell in french anymore, but it means please respond - i think.

sorry, i know you don't care, bt my brain is full of useless trivia and if i don't let it out in little dribbles like this, it could explode.

kellychaos
Aug 24th, 2004, 03:23 PM
Respondez s'il vous plait. My useless trivia is also at maximum density.

hawaiian mage
Aug 24th, 2004, 03:46 PM
I didn't prove any faults in his character. In fact, what I mostly deducted was that he wasn't a character at all.

Just a human with human motives like the rest of us.

"I don't care what you people think about me" isn't a view most people actually hold. Psychopaths, maybe, but not Mad Max. Deep down, he wants to have some form of respect.

kellychaos
Aug 24th, 2004, 03:54 PM
mage ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mj)
n.
A magician or sorcerer.


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[From Middle English mages, magicians, variant of magi. See magus.]

hawaiian mage
Aug 24th, 2004, 03:57 PM
...

...Yeah?

FS
Aug 24th, 2004, 03:58 PM
You know what's great? This is the only Mad Max-proof topic on the board.

Anonymous
Aug 24th, 2004, 03:59 PM
I don't think that's so great at all.

kellychaos
Aug 24th, 2004, 04:02 PM
I think it's quite appropriate that you give him a whole thread to talk about himself and he has nothing to say.

kahljorn
Aug 24th, 2004, 04:26 PM
All you have to do is pretend like you're actually interested in talking with him, and he'll go away. BY GEORGE, ITS LIKE SOME KIND OF REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.

EisigerBiskuit
Aug 24th, 2004, 04:29 PM
Who is Mad Max? Is she annoying?

kellychaos
Aug 24th, 2004, 04:30 PM
Either that or the Rainbow Coalition is currently having a parade in his local community and passing out Day-Glo butt plugs.

Anonymous
Aug 24th, 2004, 04:32 PM
Who is Mad Max? Is she annoying?
You looking for teammates or something?

kahljorn
Aug 24th, 2004, 06:26 PM
You can be a team captain!

Anonymous
Aug 24th, 2004, 08:01 PM
I AM WOUNDED BY THAT STATEMENT

ziggytrix
Aug 25th, 2004, 12:28 AM
http://www.exhibitornet.com/exhibitormagazine/images/april_2003/planb/bandaid_thumb.jpg

Jixby Phillips
Aug 25th, 2004, 01:56 AM
mad max isnt going to reply to this you chumps :lol

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay
Aug 25th, 2004, 02:36 PM
Mad Max will probably reply if we say stuff almost to do with him but not quite...


<also kick the 7 shades of shit out of him>

Anonymous
Aug 25th, 2004, 02:40 PM
It's us versus him, isn't it ftang? Ha ha! Us real mockers like you and me will show him how we do things around here, won't we, old buddy?

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay
Aug 25th, 2004, 02:43 PM
i red sum of your stuff its classical

AChimp
Aug 25th, 2004, 02:53 PM
FTANG FTANG? :lol

MORE LIKE FTANG FTANG FTANG :lol AM I RIGHT GUYS?

Seven Force
Aug 25th, 2004, 03:08 PM
AChimp should do a comic about me next. :(

Sethomas
Aug 25th, 2004, 03:10 PM
Hmm. I believe the premier of Chimp's Broverg comic was two years ago this week. :contextualmemory

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay
Aug 25th, 2004, 03:14 PM
don't diss the name i stole it from a blind monkey

and put his prized stuffed parrot in a blender

Esuohlim
Aug 25th, 2004, 03:23 PM
YOU CERTAINLY ARE GOOD AT BEING WACKY. PROBABLY FOR A SENSE OF INDIVIDUALITY, NO LESS.

FS
Aug 25th, 2004, 03:24 PM
What the hell a monkey did he have a squirrel too :lol

AChimp
Aug 25th, 2004, 03:25 PM
Hmm. I believe the premier of Chimp's Broverg comic was two years ago this week. :contextualmemory

I believe you are correct! I will finish the newest Perndog comic in a few days. I'm in the HEAT OF PROGRAMMING. Gotta get it out while I'm in the groove. ;)

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay
Aug 25th, 2004, 03:25 PM
who was that 2 ???????

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay
Aug 25th, 2004, 03:27 PM
no squirrel but he had a chinchilla as well

kellychaos
Aug 25th, 2004, 03:47 PM
Things are really heating up.

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay
Aug 25th, 2004, 03:49 PM
if u want i can get the monkey 2 dance

Seven Force
Aug 25th, 2004, 03:52 PM
>_<

*sigh*

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay
Aug 25th, 2004, 03:54 PM
what u sighing about!!!

its a dancing monkey :lol

kellychaos
Aug 25th, 2004, 04:26 PM
Shoe-Top Mirrors by Seymour Butts

kahljorn
Aug 25th, 2004, 04:55 PM
You should do a comic about me, there's just so much shit to talk shit on. but none of that, LOOK KAHL DID TOO MUCH HEROIN NOW HES ODING AND DEAD shit. That's just too predictable. See how predictable it is that i guessed that's what you would do.

Also, you'll have to push aside all your loving feelings for me, I know it will be hard, but you HAVE to make that sacrafice.

EisigerBiskuit
Aug 25th, 2004, 04:58 PM
If only you knew how my life worked... I would jump off the pages into the most tender spots of your heart!

ThisIsWitty
Aug 25th, 2004, 05:04 PM
You're a n00b at life. >:

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay
Aug 26th, 2004, 01:42 AM
do u have a crisis or sumthin Eisiger

or r u just fuckin screwed up the wrong way

kellychaos
Aug 26th, 2004, 04:28 PM
Wang Dang Sweet Poontang!