observation

[glowbelly]

just when in the hell did chojin become blue, linky-texted and why can't i be part of the group that gets to see the secret forum?

:(

[Anonymous]

Two secret forums. :picklehat

I mean...shit!

And I think it has something to do with the fact that I've been here since 1999 and do work for the site :<

[glowbelly]

well la dee da dee dah doo

see what happens when you kiss rog's ass ALL THE TIME

[Anonymous]

it's okay after a while. it's blueberry-scented. :<

[glowbelly]

blueberry pie
blueberry pie
blueberry pie
repeat
forever

[Anonymous]

No-one can ever take this thread away from us :conspiracy

[Anonymous]

Just so you all know, I won't be posting in regular GB much anymore.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/secret_board.jpg

Lots more interesting discussion going on for us in the know. Adios, chumps! :picklehat

[EisigerBiskuit]

Shouldnt the title of the forum be touching the top?
BURN

[glowbelly]

burn >: you >:

[Anonymous]

Shouldnt the title of the forum be touching the top?
BURN
Apparently not.

[EisigerBiskuit]

how the hell can you play it cool when you get the BURN?

[Anonymous]

6) It's also not a humor contest here on the boards. For fucks sake, please just be yourself and not some flamboyant jackass who is trying to impress us all with how funny you are. If you're naturally funny, it will show. Just try to contribute to the conversations rather than ruining them. People in the GENERAL BLABBER forum REALLY need to keep this in mind.

7) Replying to topics - I cannot stress it enough when I say YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPLY TO EVERY SINGLE POST. You people know who you are... you have this sick need to reply to every single thing that is posted on these forums even if it has nothing to do with you. If you have a desire to respond that frequently, try a fucking chat room.

[Supafly345]

Oh I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation here Chojin. There was a burn. This is serious business.

[Jixby Phillips]

yeah RITE do you expect me to beleive THIS :rolleyes

[Carnivore]

Now I kind of wish I had made some effort to contribute to the site over the past four year :/

[Anonymous]

There's a big party going on in the REAL General Blabber and none of you are invited!

[Protoclown]

:lol

That's why I don't show up in the regular forums much anymore.

[Carnivore]

Elitism is only cool when I'm in the group of elite. Otherwise, it's just lame. Wicked lame.

[EisigerBiskuit]

6) It's also not a humor contest here on the boards. For fucks sake, please just be yourself and not some flamboyant jackass who is trying to impress us all with how funny you are. If you're naturally funny, it will show. Just try to contribute to the conversations rather than ruining them. People in the GENERAL BLABBER forum REALLY need to keep this in mind.

7) Replying to topics - I cannot stress it enough when I say YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPLY TO EVERY SINGLE POST. You people know who you are... you have this sick need to reply to every single thing that is posted on these forums even if it has nothing to do with you. If you have a desire to respond that frequently, try a fucking chat room.

I meant it as a joke, don't pull the book on me. And yes, I am usuing my free will to post against the rules.

[BOT]

If theres only you few there, how can it be that much of a party? Give us a peak! :/

[Hobo Renee]

So how much does it cost to use the secret board? I'm seriously willing to pay. Do you take VISA? Please...

[ThisIsWitty]

You're not very bright.

[executioneer]

like you're one to talk

[McClain]

We were just talking about this in the secret forum the other day!

If you want in, paypal me (flampoo@hotmail.com) $13.00 and you're set.

[McClain]

Wait a minute... I'M NOT A MODERATOR ANYMORE? WHAT THE FUCK ROG? I TAKE A TWO MONTH HIATUS AND YOU BLACKLIST ME? YOU TAKE ME OFF THE STAFF PAGE AND NOW THIS?!

I'm for a rebellion. Anyone like me, who is on the outside looking in, may join my cause. I don't know what I'm going to do yet (perhaps plead) but I'll think of something.

[EisigerBiskuit]

even as much as a rampart newb as I am cut out to be, I have to decline that offer. RoG is the man

[ThisIsWitty]

Not even a full day and all ready you're sucking cock like a pro. Good job!

[EisigerBiskuit]

I've been sucking cock ever since I came here 2 years ago, and became more of a cock sucker listening to you. Good day
and by the looks of it, your the forum bitch, so theres no room for you to talk, with all that virtual forum cock being shoved down your throat

[Mockery]

Wait a minute... I'M NOT A MODERATOR ANYMORE? WHAT THE FUCK ROG? I TAKE A TWO MONTH HIATUS AND YOU BLACKLIST ME? YOU TAKE ME OFF THE STAFF PAGE AND NOW THIS?!

I'm for a rebellion. Anyone like me, who is on the outside looking in, may join my cause. I don't know what I'm going to do yet (perhaps plead) but I'll think of something.
Actually you are on the staff page:

"We also have occasional guest appearances over the years from people such as McClain, Pjalne, Mew, FatSatan, Killing Joke, and others. So when you see some new material from them on here, it probably means we recently blackmailed them."

If ya want to have a more prominent staff pic or what have ya, just start sending in the content once a month and also send me a photo of yourself and the bio info that you'd like there. That goes for you too Pjalne, FS, etc.

I removed the mod stuff from ya a while ago cuz you were never really on anymore dude, and that's kind of a requirement for being a mod. :P Even when you were around, it was like for a few minutes per week max... but if you think you'll be around more, I'll gladly give it back to ya.

-RoG-

[McClain]

Stipulations this... Red Tape that... And here I thought you bestowed these gifts to me because I'm |337.
You know, it isn't easy being a BBS ninja. Drop in quickly for a kill then disappear. I'M A FECKIN' VET.

You see this shit people? You see how Roger treats his employees?

You'll have something on your desk ASAP.

[EisigerBiskuit]

while were at it, tell everyone how much I rock, Mock
well that was weird

[Mockery]

Hey, at least your title is funny for a change. :lol

[Black Flag]

i think all the staff page should say is "black flag did something here once! it was awesome"

[McClain]

Back in the day when I was a mod, I would scope out the secret pages on occasion.
There was a whole forum dedicated to your sole contribution.

[McClain]

And what constitues a "guest appearances" anyway? I think I've contributed over a dozen or so pieces. Whether they be minimocks or VD. Is there a middle ground for people like us? More than a few, less than the rest?

[AChimp]

If you're not happy with your treatment on I-Mockery, I'm sure you'll find me more than amenable. I am willing to take it in all orifices and will call you whatever you want. :yum

[ziggytrix]

that's just creepy chimp

[Hobo Renee]

Have I mentioned how depressed this whole secret forum thing is making me? :( x infinite :(

[pjalne]

Oh, it's not THAT awesome. Partying ALL THE TIME gets kinda old, and when I try to say "Hey, Rog, I'm gonna head back home and go to bed," he's all like "Oh no you don't! This is MY party, and I'M the one who decides when the party is over!" And I'm all like "But I'm tired, dude," and he's all like "BUT THIS IS MY PARTY! YOU ALWAYS FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING IF YOU DON'T STAY YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND!"

[Dole]

NONE of you are allowed to post in the secret message board inside my face. There is cake there, and everyone has their flobbilydobbilies out in their avatars. And they are all hot.

[FS]

The secret forum is full of cake and cookies and sunshine and rainbows and ponies and unicorns and pegasus....es and flowers and fairies and cosmic dust and peanuts and happy and love and tentacle hentai.

But whenever I go in there they immediately tie me up, blindfold me, and make me be the snacks table. And all night long they tell me they're going to do horrible things to my face and skull.

I HATE it in there.

[Carnivore]

The secret forum sucks because I'm not there. Plain and simple.

I'm off to work for 24 hours now :/

[Mockery]

Is there a middle ground for people like us? More than a few, less than the rest?
Aye, that's pretty much it. People who've contributed a handful of pieces over the years, but not every month or every 2 months or what have you. But that has nothing to do with the board moderator stuff.

But whenever I go in there they immediately tie me up, blindfold me, and make me be the snacks table. And all night long they tell me they're going to do horrible things to my face and skull.

I HATE it in there.
Wait, when did you go back to visit your parents house?

[AChimp]

There should be a special board just for us vets. :(

[Pub Lover]

What makes a vet? :(

[Spectre X]

What makes a vet? :(

You have to be an animal doctor.