DO LADIES LIKE ASS-HOLES?

[HickMan]

I DON'T KNOW :(




p.s. shut up terra you s-lut >:

[executioneer]

broken hearts are for assholes

[HickMan]

IS THAT WHY GIRLS LIKE ASSHOLES?

[executioneer]

yeah

[HickMan]

fucking fagguts

[Terra]

Most of the time, ladies like assholes.

edit: makeme

[HickMan]

:( I am powerless :(

[kellychaos]

There is a danger of explosion without them. In short, yes.

[Esuohlim]

DID YOU GUYS GET KELLYCHAOS' JOKE? IT'S ABOUT POOP. HE'S SO FUNNY

[Onan]

Du hault du mont Auentin voix ouye,
Vuidez, vuidez de tous les deux costez,
Du sang des rouges sera l'ire assomie,
D'Arimin Prato, Columna debotez.

[Matt Harty]

DID YOU GUYS GET KELLYCHAOS' JOKE? IT'S ABOUT POOP. HE'S SO FUNNY

dont remind me! :lol

[kellychaos]

Funny like a fox! ;)

[HickMan]

SHUT UP

[Skulhedface]

Woah, with that new avatar, I almost mistook Hickman for Feelevil.

[HickMan]

:(

[Skulhedface]

I liked Feelevil :(

[Tiamat]

I've never liked assholes. I prefer to date sweet guys, problem is a lot of assholes pretend to be sweet to get into your pants.

Or, I could just be weird.

[Jixby Phillips]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/britsimages/TiamatSig.jpg

:lol

[Jixby Phillips]

cool sig :lol

[liquidstatik]

Wait. Did you mean people acting like assholes.. or actual assholes? :(

[AChimp]

http://www.zaksrealm.net/Screencap_Gallery/Bones/tiamat.jpg

TIAMAT :O

[Mr. Vagiclean]

fucking assholes :x

[ArrowX]

to "tiamat" All that creative energy could have gone into a "Hi i'm new thread" so wew could properly welcome as a valued member of this comunity

[Mr. Vagiclean]

thanks arrowx :) lets rub

[Tiamat]

I meant assholes pretending to be nice people.

Bleh, all that creative energy was used long ago, its an older piece of art. I decided I was too lazy to make another new thing as of this moment and decided "hey.. this is pretty and I <3 it so.. I'll put a new name on it and make it a signature, yay for my lazy creativity." and there you have it. Thank you though, for the compliment on it, when I did do the work it was time consuming. If you do insist that I post a "hey, I'm new." thread I could do so.

Yeassss, I did snatch the name from the myth of Tiamat, I do love that myth, it makes me happy.

[Tiamat]

I would edit that last post, but it refuses to let me, should I be worried about that?

I was going to add: I could make a "Hi I'm new" thread though it is not my style, and the board rules ask that I do not do such a thing. If you'd like to know.. er.. stuff about me I could tell you here. Blah blah, my name is Britannia, Brit for short. Tiamat or Tia will also do, I was introduced to i-mockery by The_Rorschach who forced me to get out of bed at an ungodly hour and check a message for him. It sparked my interest, and here I am.

[MLE]

i'll just give you a heads up: people on here don't like furries.

[Anonymous]

O_o

[Tiamat]

I'm not a furry? I don't wear fur suits.. I don't have sex with animals...? I don't pretend to be an animal.. {unless you count purring, but thats completely different}

The werewolf image is happy? Its my only were wolf piece.. so.. yeah...

[MLE]

your name and sig suggest a hardcore furrie.

[Tiamat]

hardcore -snickerdie- sorry.


Ah, I have a particular attatchment to the name because I role play, and Tiamat was my first character. Kind of an online identity if you will... a lot of my friends from way back call me Tia. -slight shrug- things are not always as they appear, I suppose.

As for the signature? It will doubtlessly change several times, this one is temporary until I find something appropriate. I always do have problems making images to describe myself. If anyone decides to flame me because they want to belive I'm a furrie.. I suppose thats there problem, I'm not going to get worked up over people that obviously don't care enough to get to know me. That would be silly, don't you think? :-D

[Tiamat]

If anyone decides to flame me because they want to believe I'm a furrie.. I suppose that is their problem

typos are evil. Sorry for that, I'm used to being able to edit my posts for typos and such, I come from ezboard. I'm a bit off tonight because I'm sick {sinus infection} and quite worn down.

[Jixby Phillips]

good greif.

[Anonymous]

DID YOU KNOW:

You have to have 100 posts before you can use the edit function.

[Tiamat]

well I certianly do now?

I've never had to earn my edit post right, it shall be interesting.

[Jixby Phillips]

yes, it shall :D

[Tiamat]

I can see it all now.. my future at this board will be full of fun-filled quests and adverntures...


and if not stuff could definately be used to describe what will happen in the future. Here I am, earning my posts already, hoo-rah for me?

Also, in my tenth post up there I was going to say "Look! I'm already 10% there!" but then I realized I couldn't edit it. I really am tired. >.< I also realized that if a certian someone stumbles across those images I posted in the "big tits" thread/topic I might get a scolding. heh.

[DeadKennedys]

I role play

as a furry?

[ArrowX]

hehehe....."FLAME"

[Tiamat]

As a human. I guess a place that I lurk at could be called a place where the people are 'furries' because its a wolf rpg, but I don't rp there and I'm pretty sure none of the people there pretend to be animals in real life or.. like.. have sexual interest in animals.. or.. at least I certianly hope not... :/

My human characters tend to be magicly talented because the genre I commonly role play is fantasy/medieval so I have a few characters that can shapeshift, but thats about as close as it gets.

Wow... I like this: :party makes me happy. :)

[Tiamat]

Here, to satisfy you people I'll give you some examples of my more average art work, mk?

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs4.deviantart.com/i/2004/207/c/a/OMFG.jpg

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs4.deviantart.com/i/2004/194/d/b/Hope_Faith_Love.jpg


And here is a sample of my more commonly done writing:

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/8867140/

I would have added more, but deviant art has decided to stop working for the time being. -.-;

[ArrowX]

god yur scary.....

[AChimp]

Sometimes I roleplay as a ghost by wearing a bedsheet over my head. :rolleyes

[Tiamat]

sorry that I'm scarry? o.O;

[The Retro Kat]

Bitch stole my hat stole my hat stole my fucking hat
Bitch stole my hat, she wont give it backkkk

[ziggytrix]

doncha just hate it when you've been ignoring a post cuz you were sure there was nothing good in it, and finally you click on it to find out you were very wrong.

[Terra]

Totally agree.

Tiamat, your work is awesome!

I'm glad you didn't post a "Hi I'm new" thread as the grunion would have eaten you alive. Your picture in the titty thread (and who started that fucking thing anyway, I forget) is adorable. My only concern is that you mention you might be upsetting you bf by posting it. One thing I want to clear up is that simply posting shots like that shouldn't shatter a solid relationship. I would think your bf would be proud.

Rock on.

[Anonymous]

Terra's trying the old 'your boyfriend is lucky' line as a roundabout way of asking if she's taken.

James will be crushed.

[Terra]

But sometimes it works...

[Tiamat]

XD He wouldn't be angry, he would scold me with a "you're going to get people stalking you." speech.

I was half teasing when I said that he was going to be upset because I figure he's going to see I posted that here sooner or later (he posts here, though not in this forum), or at least I hope he'd figure out who I am, if memory serves I did inform him that Tiamat is an online nick name for me.

I do believe you've found out what you wanted to? ;) I am very much taken, and have been for a while. Thank you for the compliment on the work, I do so much enjoy being a fake artist (photomanipulator) hehe. :D

[Anonymous]

Wait, you're Rorschach's girlfriend? Is that even legal?

[AChimp]

Dammit. I'm deleting the love letter I was composing. :(

[Tiamat]

I said his name? oops. >.<

Er, yes it is legal. Its not illegal for him to date me.

Wow, this could turn out badly.

[Terra]

I said his name? oops. >.<



Yes you did Miss Chatty pants. A good save from here on out is to just ignore the personal questions and answer the ones you want. It's the only way to survive around here.

:justbrownnosing

[Anonymous]

www.ageofconsent.com

[Tiamat]

I think he just might kick me for that. :(

Personal questions aren't things that really bother me because I'm fairly open, I guess? Thanks for the heads up though Terra. Rorschach likes his personal life to be personal, mine isn't as personal as his, and of course our personal lives are connected, so it causes conflict on occasion because I forget to leave him out of it when I'm talking about my personal life. Yeesh, going to have to be more careful about the names I use.

[MLE]

:lol girlfriend beatings

[Tiamat]

yes, I know the laws, but again its not illegal for us to date.

[Anonymous]

But 'date' is synonymous with 'hump.'

[FS]

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/pics/children-pic1.gif

[Tiamat]

In most cases you would be right Chojin, but in this one you are not.

[MLE]

:lol

[Tiamat]

I do know the laws, I've studied them, closely. In order to have legal sexual relations I must be 18 years of age, my personal consent does not matter because I am a minor and he is an adult.

I know the whole deal, I do, really, but we haven't broken any laws.

[Jixby Phillips]

When I grow up, I want to teach creative writing at a community college :eek