I can't do mondays.

[Dr. V]

I told my job I can't work monday mornings cuz I like to stay up and watch Adult Swim. And they we're like, "Ok".

[EisigerBiskuit]

Your workplace must not be so busy, because my friend got sun poisioning one day and asked not to come to work that day. He had to quit because they wouldn't let him

Where do you work exactly?

[McClain]

I'd bet GameStop. No! Wait... Chick-Fil-A? Receptionist at the leading OC Veterenarian?

[Jixby Phillips]

Adult Swim sucks

[McMock]

I'll bet they won't consider you when it's promotion time, though. Plus that it sounds a lot like your company is fucking you in the ass if they let you get away with shit like that. You know. The only reason they'd let you get away with that is because they don't want you to find out that you're being severely underpaid.

But more importantly that all of this... what the hell is behind mystery door number three? Really... I cannot live any longer lest I know this. Why must you torment me so, mystery door!

Henceforth, this thread must now be about mystery door number three. Don't whine. It's the natural progression of things.

[Jixby Phillips]

I'll bet they won't consider you when it's promotion time, though.

whatever, DILBERT http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/nerd.gif

[McMock]

OH NOS! That's not what I meanth. I don't even like Dilbert... I'm way more into the far side.

[the_dudefather]

what do wou call it when someone oes from middle management into upper management?

A PROMOTION!

plus: adult swim rocks. pity i cant watch it in the uk. downloading aqua teen hunger force episodes off limewire will suffice tho.

[Jixby Phillips]

oh shit, not a FAMILY GUY reference :eek this thread just keeps getting too awesome.

[the_dudefather]

sorry, it seemed too convenient, with talk of dilbert and promotions and such. plus i think its the only family guy reference i used. so please forgive me. it wont happen again. maybe.

[Esuohlim]

What is this the "When Jixby says something to you, explain why it isn't entirely true in detail" thread? >:

[Jixby Phillips]

That's not entirely true, esuohlim :/

[Seven Force]

Chris Elliot's "Coming Out" Day! :)