The Non Sequitur Humor Thread

[Esuohlim]

Hey all of you new members! Everyone knows that typing up random sentences on the Internet is 24-karat comedy gold! So this is the thread to prove how funny you are! Show off your stunning creativity here. Say stuff like "I'D BE ON DRUGS RIGHT NOW IF THE GUY THAT SOLD THEM TO ME WASN'T ACTUALLY HIS OWN GRANDFATHER LOOKING FOR REVENGE ON HIS MUSICAL REFRIDGERATOR MAGNET" and watch as the laughs roll in!

Do it >:. Sports, ArrowX, Mad Max, etc. can join in too if they want. >:

[EisigerBiskuit]

It's trash like this that ruins society. Our children shouldn't be corrupted by this rubbish! Mein Furher

[Sam]

I have an awsome joke to unleash upon this thread, but I am going to wait until more people post in it. >:

[ernasty10050]

blow me away with your awesome joke! ill be laughing like hell from your hilarious randomness! so joke away, jokey McJokerson!

i bet my avatar of badgers is funnier than your random shit

[ThisIsWitty]

Ok.

Random words. More of them. Oh, the randomness. Funny.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

you are doing it all WRONG ASSWIT

[camacazio]

lol i gesus thats how u got the dumb marks on ur brain

[Anonymous]

SORRY I'D POST IN THIS THREAD BUT I HAVE TO DEFEND MY HOUSE FROM THE MUTANT SQUIRRELS AND ALL I HAVE IS THIS TOAST!!!! >_> NOOO U'LL NEVER GET MY CHEEESE!!! ARRRRRRGGHHH! *KILLS THEM ALL*

[The Retro Kat]

It's trash like this that ruins society. Our children shouldn't be corrupted by this rubbish! Mein Furher

OMG SHUT UP FAGGOT BREATH

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Kat YOU ARE so close to mastering it

[camacazio]

SORRY I'D POST IN THIS THREAD BUT I HAVE TO DEFEND MY HOUSE FROM THE MUTANT SQUIRRELS AND ALL I HAVE IS THIS TOAST!!!! >_> NOOO U'LL NEVER GET MY CHEEESE!!! ARRRRRRGGHHH! *KILLS THEM ALL*
lol squirrls dont eat cheese :party

[ArrowX]

Oh the possibilities where to begin :)

This thread is gay I'm going to go see if i can find intelligent conversations in any forum besides polotics.

[thebiggameover]

what the hell is "polotics"?

[camacazio]

hahahaha u dont no? get a dictinoary or gratuate form kindergarden u idiot

[King Hadas]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID, HAHAHAHAAH, HEY WAIT, GODAMNIT IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT TIME IN SEDNEY i'D BE TAKING A DUMP OF DREAMS IN GRAMPAS MILK, A DUMP OF WET DREAMS:~(


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[camacazio]

lol omg ur gay stfu lmaorofl

[Esuohlim]

Camacazio do you get this thread at all?

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

i drove my haystack through your tractor last night

ooarrr ooarrr!!!

Note: must be sung with a farmers voice

[King Hadas]

camacazoi when you make fun of me like that I'm forced to yank down my pants and spank my computer screen in defiance

[The Retro Kat]

FAGZOID ALERT

[King Hadas]

FAGZOID, HELL i NEARLY KILLED HIM :lol

IT REALLY IS COMEDY GOLD :O



made you squint dirtbag, RECTUM

[camacazio]

Camacazio do you get this thread at all?
I did at first but things got out of hand :(

[executioneer]

NEIN hAben zie SCHVANZE

-ppoopies

[executioneer]

uh what did you say dad i didnt hear you DAD oh go bake a salad what EVER

[executioneer]

FRANKENSTIEN IS A MONSTER
FRANKENSTIEN IS A DOCTOR
FRANKENSTIEN IS A DONSTER
FRANKENSTIEN IS A MOCTOR

[executioneer]

i like pie did you know tell the president

[Sethomas]

Beneath the stains of time
the feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
goes away
in the end

[Mr. Vagiclean]

LOOL HAVE AN E-COOKIE SMART BASTARD

[King Hadas]

BOB SAGETS A ONE TRICK PONY!!!!

[King Hadas]

ONE TIME GUYS WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY I SHOVERD A FLIE UP MY ASS AND TO THS DAY ON DARK LONELY NIGHTS i CAN FEEL LITTLE FEET SCURYING AROUND INSIDE MY COLON.


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[Luchatein]

The other day, I was driving with my friend in the car, and there was a chicken in the middle of the road. He said "Hey, look at that chicken" so I said "THAT'S NO CHICKEN, THAT'S MY WIFE!" >:

[Sajuuk]

:3

[Matt Harty]

Hey Esuohlim you lock the thread, i'll turn on the gas.