I like

[punkgrrrlie10]

new socks. They are comfy and make my feet feel special.

[FS]

and I cannot lie

[McMock]

Well now, I've never consciously tried to register the experience when I was wearing new socks. I just put them on, thoughtlessly, and spend the whole day without thinking once "hey, I wonder how my feet are feeling today?". Man, I'm such a loser.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

do you wear multiple pairs of socks when you sleep?

[Seven Force]

Your avatar scares the living shit outta me. :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

yes it does....

[camacazio]

I like Matlock.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'll bet Matlock smelled like old cheese.

[kellychaos]

I will take a weekend job at a sock store so I can place socks on the feets of women and make as many of them happy as I can before I die ... and I will alway use foot powder.

[Seven Force]

I envy you. ;)

:wank

:lol

[kellychaos]

And, if they are pretty, I will purposely and repeatedly retrieve the wrong sock sizes so that I can put another pair on their pretty feet ... if their feet are pretty too ... you never know.

[kahljorn]

i wonder if you can legally marry out different parts of your body. Like marry your foot to a foot fetishist, and your breasts to someone with a breast fetish...

[Sethomas]

I WONDER TO WHOM YOU MARRIED YOUR BRAIN, BECAUSE THAT SURE WAS DUMB!!!

I'M JUST KIDDING IT'S ALL LOVE. :imock

[ThisIsWitty]

Hopefully you could be have more than one boob-bride.

[Seven Force]

:boob :boob
:wank

You made kiss the bride(s).

[FS]

i wonder if you can legally marry out different parts of your body. Like marry your foot to a foot fetishist, and your breasts to someone with a breast fetish...

WHY NOT, WIT THE GAYS MARRYING I DONT KNOW, THE SKYS THE LIMIT

FUCK YOULL SEE DINOSAURS MARRYING FURNITURE AND CLOWN SHOES MARRYING ROBOTS PROLLY

[ThisIsWitty]

THAT WAS ON A TV SHOW ONCE. :(

[ernasty10050]

screaming while i'm sitting in my cubicle. it works especially when the office gets really quiet

[Seven Force]

Shut up please.


























Thank you. :(

[camacazio]

I like banana bread.

[ThisIsWitty]

Its about 1000000x 100x 10 times better than carrot cake.

[FartinMowler]

I like when my dog lay's under my desk, farts, then walks away.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

you don't say, SAY >:

[punkgrrrlie10]

Back to new socks.

When you put them on they are soft and they are tight around your feet. Especially the little anklette ones..they are really comfortable, almost like wearing small little soft shoes.

[liquidstatik]

Yeh I like ankle socks the most. :(

BIG SOCKS ARE KINDA MAKE MY FEET SWEAT. :/

[Big McLargehuge]

socks are for stupid bitches

[camacazio]

I like to dine on turtle soup :shredder

[MLE]

you have stinky feet, then. unless you're a bitch :/

[Sethomas]

I had turtle soup in a bayou restaurant outside of New Orleans. They gave me sherry for it, even though I was underage. :eek

It was good. I like eating new animals.

[Big McLargehuge]

you have stinky feet, then. unless you're a bitch :/

FLIP FLOPS

[HickMan]

I haven't worn socks for over a year now. And it's not too good on my feet :(

[Big McLargehuge]

i haven't worn real shoes in months, my feet are healthy and pretty. cept i have flip flop tan lines

[kellychaos]

And if the pretty ladies notice my sock scam and refuse to be waited on by me at the store, I will become "angry sock guy" and purposely recommend socks to other customers that make their feet sweat. >:

[punkgrrrlie10]

you have stinky feet, then. unless you're a bitch :/

FLIP FLOPS

I remember there was a guy in class that wore nothing but flip flops and he had the worst smelling cheese feet ever. Your feet still sweat in flip flops and so they still smell whether you smell it or not horsey.

[Big McLargehuge]

my feet smell worse when i wear real shoes and socks

[kellychaos]

I wear flip-flops to avoid the threat of athlete's foot from my under-cleaned shower. Yes ... I am aware of my hygenic weaknesses. :(

[Burger Lord]

I don't wear socks, and I like the cornchip smell my feet have. makes me hungry for nachos...

[kellychaos]

Burger meister. Meister Burger. :)

[punkgrrrlie10]

Socks are hugs for you feet...don't you want your feet to feel loved?

[FS]

what's your policy on socks in bed?

[Gabe Vieira]

I like funny pictures of kittens.

[punkgrrrlie10]

I fall asleep with socks on and unconsciously take them off. My roomate used to call me the sock monster b/c whenever I'd make my bed a couple pair would fall out.

[the_dudefather]

I like funny pictures of kittens.

http://www.stuart-lamb.net/photogallery/Cats/Smiling_kitten.jpg

AWWW ITS SMILING :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[Father §p@z]

:lol Looks like Akira on Graal :lol

[punkgrrrlie10]

b/c he's wearing brand new booty socks.

[Esuohlim]

:lol Looks like Akira on Graal :lol

Hahaha! Yeah you're right! You've got a good eye!

[FS]

But there is nothing more ridiculous in this universe than a person wearing only socks, except for a person wearing only socks and a cowboy hat.

[Bod]

My b/f told me that he'd filled the washing machine so full with his own washing that there was no room in it for my clothes. When, later I saw the washing line, there were only 3 t-shirts, one pair of jeans and a sock. You can imagine how bloody big that sock was. :explode

[Burger Lord]

But there is nothing more ridiculous in this universe than a person wearing only socks, except for a person wearing only socks and a cowboy hat.


how about wearing socks with sandals ? or flipflops, seen that too..

[kellychaos]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0684857782.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[punkgrrrlie10]

I bet everyone gets free new comfy socks everyday in the White House. Now we know why there is a deficit.

[Father §p@z]

I just don't wear socks. Waste of money, just like ties >:
Of course, this results in terrible blisters :(

[kellychaos]

I want a pair of socks with the presidential seal on them.

I heard that Bill Clinton wore socks on his peepee. That is a rumor ... an unsubstantiated lie! >:

[punkgrrrlie10]

you could probably wear socks as a tie.

[Father §p@z]

What good would that do me? Ties have no purpose, they look ugly, and are a bitch to put on >:

[punkgrrrlie10]

I feel the same way about shoes.

[the_dudefather]

ever see those socks with the invividual toes? they ROCK!!!

[Father §p@z]

I don't buy toilet paper either, I just get one of those free newspapers from the boxes on street corners :lol

EDIT: and shoes DO have a purpose, unless you happen to be a Hobbit. And since you are most likely not, I reccomend wearing them to avoid injury to your feet :)

[punkgrrrlie10]

You obviously aren't a girl. :/

[kellychaos]

If I had a girl with really cute feet, I would tell her not to wear shoes ... only socks ... and I would carry her around to where ever she wished to go so she wouldn't damage her feet ... but she would have to be small.

[kellychaos]

If I had a girl with really cute feet, then I would tell her not to wear shoes ... only socks so she doesn't damage her feet ... and I would carry her around to where ever she wanted to go ... but she would have to be small.

[kellychaos]

http://store1.yimg.com/I/ftcollect_1810_50101240

[mubert]

I LIKE REFS TAHT SHOUT FIRST DOWN, AND THOSE TWINS DAH NAH NAH NAH NAH DAH NAH

[punkgrrrlie10]

Ever have one of those days where you just don't set your alarm b/c you have no where to be and you end up sleeping for 12 hours?

[DementedElf]

Everyday of my life, work hates that.

[liquidstatik]

HAY ;D

[kellychaos]

Putting a sock over your alarm clock mutes the alarm and makes it seem like your mother gently nudging you awake on a lazy Sunday morning ... and makes the alarm clock comfy too.

[punkgrrrlie10]

Sock clock :)

[MetalMilitia]

Putting a sock over your alarm clock mutes the alarm and makes it seem like your mother gently nudging you awake on a lazy Sunday morning ... and makes the alarm clock comfy too.

:lol , il have to try that some time.

[Anonymous]

I think I better nip this one in the bud before kelly gets the idea that someone here actually likes his jokes.

[mubert]

you mean her

[Big McLargehuge]

indeed

[Jixby Phillips]

RIGHT NOW I HAVE PLUNGED A STEAKKNIFE INTO MY BELLYBUTTON AND I AM PUSHING IT IN AS FAR AS IT WILL GO BECAUSE I WANT TO FORGET THSI THREAD

CURRENTLY THE HANDLE IS STICKING OUT AND ONLY THE HANDLE

[punkgrrrlie10]

Turn it 90 degrees please.

[kellychaos]

I think I better nip this one in the bud before kelly gets the idea that someone here actually likes his jokes.

Put a sock in it.

[mubert]

Yes, a nice sock though. Dont be mean to yourself :)