Akira's Last post

[Guitar Woman]

Yes, this is my last post. I have decided message boards aren't for me, and am going to go to a nice Javascript Chatroom. So long, weirdos!

[Jixby Phillips]

well, good.

[ThisIsWitty]

Its about fucking time. >:

[ernasty10050]

you were the only person on this whole board who liked me :(

[Matt Harty]

FUCK YOU

[ernasty10050]

chill

[ArrowX]

I would say I were sad. But that would make me a liar now wouldn't it?

[executioneer]

i hope u enjoy your chhat rooms, you know chats are for cats after all :lol

[Matt Harty]

JAVA CHATS :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

Its about fucking time. >:

:ROLLINGMYFUCKINGEYES

[Captain Goodtimes]

OMG I *HATE* "I'M LEAVING THREADS" NO ONE CARES >:

you never had this Sh*T in the old boards oh those were the days..

http://www.wiu.edu/users/muamw10/main/images/Old%20Time%20Western.jpg

You would have to go through 15 miles of popups to get to the boards but dems worth it, you get on old honky tonk gif, it all be a quir, splatterhouse board, be sure it's the best those were dem days.

[The Retro Kat]

'lo Alice.

This might seem like a strange question, but can masturbation somehow cause gas? I recently started masturbating and I think at about the same time, I started having bad gas. I know this sounds funny, but it's really annoying. My grades are slipping because I can't concentrate in class and I don't really feel like doing anything at all. Even movies are a pain. So, could masturbation somehow lead to gas problems?

—Signed, Arggggh



Dear Arggggh,

Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?

From your letter, it sounds as if you could be under pressure and stressed out. Gas and digestive upset are common stress responses, as well as loss of concentration and lethargy. Are you stressed about masturbating itself? Read the Related Q&As listed below for stress management techniques, if this is the case. Masturbation, itself, can be a stress reducer, as well.

On the other hand (no pun intended), are you feeling guilty about your self-pleasure? Is your body responding physiologically to your discomfort with beginning masturbation? Masturbation is normal, natural, and healthy, yet many people feel ashamed or guilty about it. Masturbation taboos have been around and in force for decades, and even though some societies and cultures are much more open to it nowadays, for others, the taboos are still ingrained.


Some self-detective work seems to be in order here. Is there anything else that happened in your life at around the same time that you started masturbating? There's also the possibility of a medical/digestive problem. Make an appointment at Primary Care Medical Services (x4-2284) to have your gas itself checked out. If you are not at Columbia, your first step is to see your own medical provider for a check-up. If you feel you need to talk with someone, at Columbia you can make an appointment at Counseling and Psychological Services (CPS) to get you through this time period.

'bye,

- Alice

[executioneer]

OMG I *HATE* "I'M LEAVING THREADS" NO ONE CARES >:

you never had this Sh*T in the old boards oh those were the days..

http://www.wiu.edu/users/muamw10/main/images/Old%20Time%20Western.jpg

You would have to go through 15 miles of popups to get to the boards but dems worth it, you get on old honky tonk gif, it all be a quir, splatterhouse board, be sure it's the best those were dem days.

theres even ravers still doing board attacks :lol

[FS]

Are people who make an "I'm leaving" thread and then try to post again banned?

Cause I know some other boards do that and I think it's good and fair :(

[Father §p@z]

Hmm... I seem to remember hearing the name Akira somewhere other than the movie...

[dead_pigeon]

You have to wonder whether Akira actually thought anyone would care

[ziggytrix]

he was less annoying than half the people in this thread. >:

[liquidstatik]

YEH

[Matt Harty]

haha liquid

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[Father §p@z]

:lol Now I remember that crazy guy! Did he play Graal? Because I once did a confession for him, and he didn't like what I said so he shot me :lol

[kellychaos]

"Chat" is french for "cat". Fact. >:

[mubert]

You have to wonder whether Akira actually thought anyone would care

Caring goes btoh ways. You can care if hes gone, by being relieved, or happy. Nonetheless, now I'm the only i-mocker from Oregon. Fuck yes. Stay out of my state if you dislike forest fires, having no sales tax, and yummy tillamook ice cream.

[mubert]

ahh the quoter fucked up

"You have to wonder whether Akira actually thought anyone would care" - dead pigeon

Caring goes both ways. You can care if hes gone, by being relieved, or happy. Nonetheless, now I'm the only i-mocker from Oregon. Fuck yes. Stay out of my state if you dislike forest fires, having no sales tax, and yummy tillamook ice cream.

[mubert]

I'm the only i-mocker from Oregon. Fuck yes. Stay out of my state if you dislike forest fires, having no sales tax, and yummy tillamook ice cream.

[ThisIsWitty]

Now I hate you 3 times as much.

[Wiffle Bat]

bai bai ;__;

[MLE]

you post 3 times too much.

[executioneer]

I'm the only i-mocker from Oregon. Fuck yes. Stay out of my state if you dislike forest fires, having no sales tax, and yummy tillamook ice cream.

no you aren't retard

[Esuohlim]

Is anyone else not seeing any new replies for this thread?

[Father §p@z]

It's shameful that an "I'm leaving" thread got two pages of replies. It seems like you didn't like Akira too much, so why are you paying so much attention to him? He's probably reading this and laughing :(

[mubert]

Ahh, my computer was fucking up. And excexutioneer, please dont find out where I live. And spaz, that was my bad.

[Father §p@z]

Make sure you reply to all these threads by morning ok?

[FS]

Is everyone else not seeing Wiffle Bat's replies ;_; Is this the return of Wiffles?

<=^.^=<

[Guitar Woman]

Spaz is right, I AM laughing at all you motherfuckers! And I don't care, ban the fuck out of me :lol

[Father §p@z]

See? I told you >:

[Guitar Woman]

HEY EVERYONE! My password is... usuck HAVE FUN KIDS >:

[Father §p@z]

Of course, his account will be banned by the time an admin reads this. :lol What a dumbshit.

[mubert]

How is portland funkay t0wn? It's infested with homeless people. That isnt "funky" by my calculations. Its gross as hell, and its hard to avoid all of them, cause the change you have in your pocket is for the bus. And you dont want them to have any of your french fries, cause theyre yours...

[Pancakes]

fukc you WIFFLE BAT ¬¬

[Jixby Phillips]

Of course, his account will be banned by the time an admin reads this. :lol What a dumbshit.

:lol yeah *highfives Father §p@z* :lol