my gay list

[noob3]

i know this is stupid but i'm bored

mr mockery:

mr mockery

people who's posts i enjoy reading the most:

ziggy
helm
chojin
fatsatan
max
dr boogie

MY FRIENDS AND OR PEOPLE I ENJOY (IF YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND AND YOU ARE ON THIS LIST DO NOT HURT MY FEELINGS :( I'M FRAGILE)
blackflag
hobo renee
broverg
proto
glowbelly
sadie
lenor
THE SUPER TEAM OR WHATEVER THEYRE CALLED :(
ninjavenom

people I dislike:

that guy with the gif with the black lines and beavis, i dont know his name because i dont pay attention to his posts but man he has some stupid gifs
rogni
kellychaos
cap'n crunch
THANK YOU

im going to sleep :(

[whoreable]

LOL daisyhead style

[noob3]

yeah except IT'S FOR LOVE AND NOT HATE

[glowbelly]

:love not >:

[kellychaos]

Whew! I'd rather that people apathetically ignore me than single me out. I guess I'm not THAT annoying. :)

Pre-emptive P.S. , STFU Rongi :troutslap

[James]

THE SUPER TEAM OR WHATEVER THEYRE CALLED

Represent, biatch. :)

[Rongi]

I think I'm on everyone's hate list. I don't know if I should be :) ot :( so I'll just be :|

[noob3]

i don't hate you, i just think you're a waste of time

[Rongi]

:)

But uh...you just read my post :(

[noob3]

yes, rogni. we all like music!

[Rongi]

Horray :)

[LegoLars]

i think that i'm on the big list of apathy. :)

[kellychaos]

i think that i'm on the big list of apathy. :)

God keeps us all in a big box until Noob3 deems us worthy enough to dust off and put on his big gay list. Sort of like the sale bin at Record Town. :)

[Mockery]

Didn't make any list. :rock

[noob3]

what now

[FS]

I got listed :rock

[Ninjavenom]

Request permission to rock?

[slavemason]

This has to be the most accurate thread title I've ever encounturd.

[LegoLars]

i dig rongi, pub, sadie, glow and ninjar.
thanks!

[Rongi]

I love everyone :)

Except for a handfull of idiots and newbies, everyone here is loved :love

[n00bward]

:lol Yea it sure does sound like he loves "everyone".

[Rongi]

You are now on my hatelist :)

[slavemason]

According to a truck driver I used to work with, I LOVE ******S! :love

[n00bward]

Alright! Only been on here a few days and already people hate me! :)

[Anonymous]

Ziggy needs to come back :(

[LegoLars]

he needs to come back, yes.

[Anonymous]

You know who I really wouldn't mind if he died, though?

[LegoLars]

who, eric? :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

You! :lol

[Rongi]

I hate that Rongi guy. He posts too much >:

[whoreable]

All of the chicago bulls are on my gay list.

[Helm]

Ziggy needs to come back

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. He wasn't only funny as hell, he was also a very thought out guy.

[MrAdventure]

I MISS BOBBY TRENDY :rolleyes

[LegoLars]

the most luxurious bobby trendy

[Ninjavenom]

Winston needs to quit being a gimp and start posting as well.

[Skulhedface]

There, I got rid of the damn thing, HAPPY?!? I'm gonna keep the Beavis gif though because I love how it pisses you off :D

Seriously, though, if you're gonna bust me for gif's, why not bust Chojin too? You could've at least said "I just don't like him because he's a newb" or something.

[davyjoneslocker]

chojin has awesome gif's and is just awesome in general. stop trying to drag him down with you, silly skulhedface.

[Les Waste]

People hate your .gif, skulhedface, because people hate you.

And that speaks volumes, because Beavis and Butthead rules, and I know a lot of other people like Beavis and Butthead. But Chojin is pretty much the only person here who loves Dance Dance Revolution and gay cartoon foxes. Yet, people still say your .gif sucks.

;)

[sadie]

noob. :) i'm glad you're not as :( with me anymore.

and i emailed ziggy even. no reply. :(:(

[Anonymous]

I make my gifs, I don't pull them off of Geocities Final Fantasy "lairs."

[MrAdventure]

I SHOUL ANIMATE FOR A LIVING :hat

[n0skillz gamer]

But Chojin is pretty much the only person here who loves Dance Dance Revolution and gay cartoon foxes.

DDR is fucking awesome... im not really sure about the gay foxes but... Im getting the dance pads for DDR on ps2 :)

[Noob's Girlllfriend]

Dance Dance Revolution is cool =(

[Anonymous]

I did Drop Out with Boost and Hidden on to impress some crowd I was gathering today =(

Then some doubles :D

*I'm borrowing some metal pads soon. I can't operate on home pads at all, but at least it'll kinda be like the arcade. Then I'm gonna get PSX -> USB adapters and hook them up to my putah and use 'em with Stepmania. I have every mix from 1-8 all in thar. ;>

[noob3]

CROWD OF THE ELDERLY =(

[Noob's Girlllfriend]

on maniac? =o Im not that good =(

[Anonymous]

There is some truth to that :(

There's always some kid's dad that says something like "Quite a workout, huh!" when my set is over. :(

*Um, yeah, SSR. Maniac. Heavy. Whatevah. Although I probably could have impressed the crowd by doing it on basic. :tear

[Noob's Girlllfriend]

What are some of your favorite songs that you can play? =o

[Les Waste]

You call it a "set" like you're a rock star referring to playing a concert.

When, in actual fact, you're paying too much so you can dance with a video game.

:(

[Evil Robot]

I was wondering what the fuck he was rambling about.

[Anonymous]

I call it a 'set' because you get a set of 3 songs to play. 4 if you AA the last one. And if you freestyle, you are performing. :/ Jerk :/

I can beat everything under 10 feet, and some 10-footers, but I love both the Tsugarus, and also regularly play Drop Out, So Deep, Drifting Away, and Look to the Sky. On Extreme, I love Cartoon Heroes (speedy), Senorita (Speedy), and Aoi Shoudou.

[Noob's Girlllfriend]

Thats Awesome =( I suck at the game =( But I love it anyways =(

[n0skillz gamer]

ive never actually played it :( ive seen people at the arcade play it and have seen videos. Im trying to order the pack that comes with the game and two dance pads for like 60 or 80 bucks. Feel free to donate money :)

[Anonymous]

The metal pads are like $130 each, aren't even close to the arcade, and unless you get a specific brand, suck.

But I can't stand soft pads. :(

[n0skillz gamer]

yeah, i heard the plastic ones would wrinkle up under your feet like those stupid twister mats

[Noob's Girlllfriend]

I actually own two metal pads but I never use them =( they arnt too bad to play on tho =(

[Anonymous]

NG: Haha, yeah. Plus they move around and you can't really use the sounds of your feet to help you time stuff. Plus, you can't use shoes.

There are hard plastic ones, and I had one that I loved like a cat until it went breaky :(

Soft plastic pads usually last about two months if you treat them well. Hard plastic, sometimes up to half a year. Metal, if you get the good kind, should last as long as they need to, as long as you know how to fix them. But then, the arcade machine usually needs fixing every other day on an old machine. I probably know how the things work better than anyone at Konami by now. :(

[n0skillz gamer]

LOL, well... if you wanna donate me a few dollars PM me! Im as broke as a mofo... and im 15 so my parents are making me save my money up for a vehicle :(

But I dont get to play it in the arcade cause the closest arcade is like 2 hours away :(

[Anonymous]

I lost my job on monday, so I'm broke too :o

Kinda :o

[Noob's Girlllfriend]

I owe 3k to my parents and I work at Arby's =( but you can play at my house anytime l

[noob3]

can i play at your house :(

[n0skillz gamer]

I only have like 500 bucks >: which of course, i gotta save for a vehicle :(

[Noob's Girlllfriend]

Noob3, you can live with me =(

[noob3]

ill make you crafts =(

[Noob's Girlllfriend]

We can Share a Bed =(

[noob3]

i like beds =(

[n0skillz gamer]

Then I can masturbate in your shower =(

[noob3]

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM OUR SHOWER

[Les Waste]

http://www.kenston.k12.oh.us/khs/video_games/screenshots/ddrbryce2.jpg

[FS]

YOU'RE A WINNER

I think Ziggy's either in a job right now that takes up too much of his time to go online regularly, or he doesn't have net access at home nor at his job, and has to sneak into the public library to check his e-mail :tear At least we know he's alive.

[noob3]

Ziggy is suppose to come to Oklahoma when he gets the WPG, so him and I can adventure with it. I hope he still can come down here :(

[Helm]

You call it a "set" like you're a rock star referring to playing a concert.

When, in actual fact, you're paying too much so you can dance with a video game.

That is so harsh, but so fucking true :)

[dj bastard]

can i be on your hate list ?
i am a bastard afterall. :troutslap

[Captain Robo]

I'm not your friend :(?

[Anonymous]

You call it a "set" like you're a rock star referring to playing a concert.

When, in actual fact, you're paying too much so you can dance with a video game.
Hey, it made me thinner than you. ;)

[Les Waste]

Yes it has, because the only exercise I ever get is furious masturbation, and thinking about furious masturbation. And my life is more fulfilling because of it.

[Anonymous]

:solidsnakeass

[Les Waste]

THE ROYAL TENENBAUM? MORE LIKE THE ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS!! :lol

[AChimp]

I'm glad I didn't make any of Noob's lists because I already get enough packets of semen in the mail already. :(

[Anonymous]

I can't tell if you got my joke or not. :tear

[AChimp]

YES I DID, CHOJIN. ;)

[Anonymous]

I DON'T THINK YOU DID >:

[noob3]

WHAT THE HELL :( I forgot about this :(

[Wiffles]

Im lucky Im not on anyones hatelist ^_^

[Carnivore]

At least not on anyone's published hate list >:

[Rongi]

Im lucky Im not on anyones hatelist ^_^

You're on mine :/

And probably protoclown's.

[Esuohlim]

I don't care if Wiffles is the character of someone on this board I like and respect, I hate that little son of a bitch. >:

[Wiffles]

What if Im Mr. Mockery under a different account? ^_~

But Im not, Im Wiffles ^_^

[noob3]

Why would Mr. Mockery be excluded from his hate list? Is Mr. Mockery special, or something? Can we not hate him?

[Wiffles]

Why would Mr. Mockery be excluded from his hate list? Is Mr. Mockery special, or something? Can we not hate him?

Because he's an admin ^_~

Most people tend to butter up to the admins ^_^;

[Rongi]

Good god wiffles, just shut the fuck up already. You're like coke that's too sweet or something.

[Wiffles]

I like sweets ^_^

[CastroMotorOil]

i hate you

[noob3]

I like sweets ^_^

This is deffinatley a character, all these "I like <object>" like posts are clearly somone who can't think of much to write for the character's character's sake.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Wiffles, what the fuck. I mean, what kind of shit are you pulling? You aren't supposed to be "nice" to anyone on here. How the hell did you even make it to 100 posts?

[The Retro Kat]

Ok, I'm pretty sure that Wiffles = Jixby. Just go to the if you had 5 million dollars thread.

Plus there was another thread where Wiffles admitted his characterism. In the same thread, Jixby was posting the same things that wiffles was saying. There is my "evidence" of either them being the same person, or my terrible sleuth skills.

[Wiffles]

I'm not Jixby ^_^;

[Rongi]

Wiffles, you are the first person I've ever actually wanted to kill.

[Wiffles]

I didn't do nothing bad, did I? ^_^;

[The Retro Kat]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=36089&highlight=#36089


Just going deeper into my suspicions.

[Wiffles]

Am I that mysterious? O_o;

Im Wiffles ^_^

[noob3]

It's called mockery, you phish listening stoner-fuck.

[The Retro Kat]

perhaps.

[Anonymous]

The problem with characters isn't them, it's all you faggots trying to figure them out.

Just appreciate or hate them, for fuck's sake. This isn't "who hit Stone Cold."

[Professor Cool]

My hate list....


Esuohlim
Matt Harty
Wiffles
feelevil (dead)
cynicaldave (left, i think...)
GADZOOKS

I think im on everyone's hate list :/

[Esuohlim]

I respect you too much to hate you in return, Professor Cool. :(

[Professor Cool]

I think its your avatar, and that alot of your post are remarks to whatever Cap'n Crunch says.

[The Unseen]

This whole thing has made me very :(

[Matt Harty]

I have nothing on Prof Cool, so I don't care. :)

[Esuohlim]

and that alot of your post are remarks to whatever Cap'n Crunch says.

Yeah, but...Jesus, he brings it on himself! :(

[Jixby Phillips]

:bestthread

[Professor Cool]

:( Make them shutup, Jixby :(

Remember Kids: The use or non-use of a comma can be damaging

[sadie]

you are so not the one to be giving punctuation lessons, coolboy.

[ziggytrix]

for the record, Wiffles seems amiable enough

[Les Waste]

Retro Kat, you are a fucking awful detective.

I love Wiffles. Wiffles is just so cute I just want to ravish his tight little ass hole and fuck his mouth. I'm not kidding. I bet he tastes like candy, too.

[sadie]

fag.

[Les Waste]

If wanting to devour Wiffles as I ejaculate all over his cherubic face makes me a fag, then just put one of those blue stickers with the yellow equals sign on the back of my car.

;) ;) :(

[The Retro Kat]

You also can't go wrong with rainbows. :rainbow


(sigh) yeah, im a crap ass detective.

[Matt Harty]

Wiffles isn't even a character your wrong. o_o"

[Professor Cool]

you are so not the one to be giving punctuation lessons, coolboy.

I was giving myself a a lesson, sadgirl >:

[Protoclown]

Goddammit Wiffles, you worthless sack of shit. Must you pollute every thread I come across?

(by the way, he, she or it is not a character from what I can tell)

[UnDeath]

cant ya just ask meester mockery to look at the IP addys to see if Wiffles matches? ya know, if it matters that much to so many people.....

[Protoclown]

You could, but I wouldn't bother, since I just did it myself. It's not a static IP, so it means Wiffles is on AOL or some dialup service like that. Which also means we'll never know for sure if it's a character.

But in the end, it doesn't matter. Because Wiffles sucks so much that if it were a character I would hate whoever was responsible. Even if they were my friend before the Wiffles incident I would disown them and send them anthrax.

[UnDeath]

heh, good point.... ah well, Wiffles seems to give us all something to focus our hatred towards...
I just wonder how the hell he stumbled onto this site and actually liked it enough to stay and sign up for the forums...

[Professor Cool]

From other boards, if wiffles was a character, the most likely person to be the one who made him, is the one that talks to Wiffles the most, so people would not suspect, especially if they say they hate them...

Of course I'm not blaming you Proto, i bet you do more productive things with your time.

[UnDeath]

I have no idea what you tried to say but I like your sig, so Im gonna agree.

[sadie]

i hope lavey didn't spell efficient that way.

[kellychaos]

heh, good point.... ah well, Wiffles seems to give us all something to focus our hatred towards...
I just wonder how the hell he stumbled onto this site and actually liked it enough to stay and sign up for the forums...

Your "wiffle bat" is being mailed to you as we speak. :)

[UnDeath]

heh, good point.... ah well, Wiffles seems to give us all something to focus our hatred towards...
I just wonder how the hell he stumbled onto this site and actually liked it enough to stay and sign up for the forums...

Your "wiffle bat" is being mailed to you as we speak. :)

yay! I can fill the holes with lead, right?

and Sadie, I have located that wayward i, and put it back in its place >:

[Wiffles]

I hope the wiffle bat is made of soft material ^_^;

[UnDeath]

LEAD WITH POINTY THINGS STICKING OUT! DIPPED IN ACID AND COVERED WITH PLEATHER! AND THE CHEAP KIND THAT TEARS AFTER 30 SECONDS! >:
THAT AND SCORPIANS!

[Wiffles]

You could, but I wouldn't bother, since I just did it myself. It's not a static IP, so it means Wiffles is on AOL or some dialup service like that. Which also means we'll never know for sure if it's a character.

But in the end, it doesn't matter. Because Wiffles sucks so much that if it were a character I would hate whoever was responsible. Even if they were my friend before the Wiffles incident I would disown them and send them anthrax.

Never trust IP's. They could be proxies ^_~

[UnDeath]

so........
uh, did Wiffles say something that hinted at something that could be mistaken as smart?
well, there goes my whole view of life. :(

[sadie]

i had a wiffle bat. it was hardish plastic and when i hit my brother with it, he cried and ran to tell maaamaaa.

[slavemason]

Sadie, if you're going to be giving people hell about their spelling and grammar errors, you may want to lay off using words like "hardish".
Nice hand by the way dude.

[Esuohlim]

HITTING THINGS WITH A WIFFLE BAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD PASTTIME. :(

[sadie]

hardish (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=hardish)

\Hard"ish\, a. Somewhat hard.

[slavemason]

You forget I'm retarted. :)

[kellychaos]

yay! I can fill the holes with lead, right?



Just like a flea market arms dealer, I am not responsible for any modifications that are made to my wiffle bats after the date of purchase ... even though I sell the modification kits along side the bats. :)

[UnDeath]

thats peachy cool with me :)

[Cap'n Crunch]

I saw someone break a kid's nose with a wiffle bat.

[noob3]

I updated the list, because I just know all you crazy mocker folk are just lusting after my wacky opinion towards people!

[Cap'n Crunch]

Did you put my name on it because of my stupid .gif? I will change it for your love.

[Matt Harty]

It's just that you and Retro fight way too much.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Recently i have been labeled as a menace to society

This is Right


Lately i have been known to team up with vince

THIS is false i simply teamed up with one or two of his ideas but i no longer want to be a menace to this place i have outgrown my noob days that is all.

[Protoclown]

You should sell your keyboard on ebay, you might make some money! :)