:)

[AChimp]

MAYBE. :/

[Protoclown]

OH, TO HAVE A DREAM! :)

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Chimp might have a girlfriend now. 8O But she doesn't like his drunk friends because they limit the sex that can occur.

[AChimp]

You guys are assholes. But fortunately she can see that too. :(

EDIT: Seriously, telling me to "take her back to my place" when she's standing right fucking there. You guys can get your own rides from now on. >:

[Anonymous]

Dude, if I were you I would have punched Solid in his fucking 1950s Children's Icon face at least three dozen times by now.

Next time he does something gay, push his shelf of terrible art films onto him. And if that doesn't kill him, try the gold-plated AI standups.

[Les Waste]

What a confusing thread :(

[Royal Tenenbaum]

"Seriously, telling me to "take her back to my place" when she's standing right fucking there. You guys can get your own rides from now on."

Oh no, she is standing there. Actually what I said was, "Don't be in a rush to leave, you'll be able to go back to Mike's place soon enough." I didn't say to take her to your place. Damn, once again, you have misquoted to an annoying degree.

Les Waste> Kill yourself. This thread will make more sense in Hell.

Chojin> You'd be fucking dead by now if you knew me. One attempt at a punch and I would break your Harry Potter-dick-sucking face open wide.

[FS]

MAAAN CHOJIN IF I COULD REACH THROUGH THIS SCREEN HERE AND GRAB YOU BY YOUR BITCHBOY COLLAR

WHY I OUGHTA

FAG

[Helm]

Chojin> You'd be fucking dead by now if you knew me. One attempt at a punch and I would break your Harry Potter-dick- sucking face open wide.

Haha, I read this and you can't imagine what a big wide grin it puts on my face, imagining how I'd kick you in that big mouth of yours, punch your livers until they where pulp and then make you crawl a little, sing me an Oasis song or something. Just because you think you're so tough. You're shit :)

[MaskedMonk]

I AM A NINJA I WILL MAKE BOTH OF YOU EXPLODE WITH MY GUITAR AND THEN I WILL PORK YOUR MOM

[James]

SolidSnakeAss and Stero-San are going to be the best of friends.

[Anonymous]

You'd be fucking dead by now if you knew me. One attempt at a punch and I would break your Harry Potter-dick-sucking face open wide.

:lol

At the risk of further vicious internet threats, I do have to comment that judging from your picture, you can't weigh any more than 140 pounds, or have any more than one testicle.

BUT I AM WILLING TO BET IT IS 140 POUNDS OF PURE TERROR. :faint

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Haha, I read this and you can't imagine what a big wide grin it puts on my face, imagining how I'd kick you in that big mouth of yours, punch your livers until they where pulp and then make you crawl a little, sing me an Oasis song or something. Just because you think you're so tough. You're shit


I actually don;t think I'm tough at all. I just have seen pictures of Chojin and could beat the living shit out of him.

Yeah, I weigh about 150, both testicles intact mind you. That doesn't mean I wouldn't destroy you in a fight. Either way, I just really hate Chojin, as well as pretty much everyone else here, so why don't you just do me a favour and commit suicide. Thanks.

[sadie]

idiot.

[FS]

I bet SSA would EAT HELM FOR LUNCH :lol

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Sadie is a cunt, and I never said I could beat up Helm. I have never seen him.

[Jixby Phillips]

SSA, do you LIKE anybody here?

[Les Waste]

He's here for the free shrimp cocktails

OH WAIT THERE AREN'T NO FREE SHRIMP COCKTAILS HE'S HERE TO REMIND US HOW SHITTY OUR TASTES IN MOVIES ARE AND HOW MUCH BETTER HE IS THAN US BECAUSE HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND DOESN'T GET LAP DANCES DONE :lol

[AChimp]

Oh no, she is standing there. Actually what I said was, "Don't be in a rush to leave, you'll be able to go back to Mike's place soon enough." I didn't say to take her to your place. Damn, once again, you have misquoted to an annoying degree.
Still, you didn't do me any favours by saying stuff like that. Looking at her and saying "I don't blame you" doesn't help either. :(

It was funny when Baalzamon tried to push the car by himself, though, and then climbed over the fence to get to the beer vendor.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

I told her I didn't blame her for liking you... how is that bad?

[AChimp]

When "I don't blame you." follows "Don't be in a rush to leave, you'll be able to go back to Mike's place soon enough," it sounds bad. >:

But you were drunk. :(

[Anonymous]

You know, Snake, I know where you're coming from. I used to weigh as much as the family dog and we'd give each other piggy-back rides. Like to the kitchen, or the laundry room. Then we'd smile and wrestle for what seemed like hours. One day I realized that as Bessy was naked, I should get naked too. That was the day my father began his unrelenting abuse sessions that lasted until I woke up and realized I wasn't you anymore.

I hope that helps.

[James]

Chojin, that is fucking stupid. If you were here, I'd obviously be able to re-enact scenes from Mortal Kombat on you, because I have the power of GIRLFRIEND on my side. :SSA

[Anonymous]

My girlfriend could beat up your girlfriend. :tear :SSA

[Les Waste]

You're just jealous because SSA could OBVIOUSLY kick all your asses in real life :rolleyes

You'd assume he'd have to, based on his inability to kick anybody's asses on the internet :(

[sadie]

:lol excellent.

[Helm]

Bobo's last post explains a lot :O

[Skulhedface]

If you have a good imagination, you can almost SEE the Three Stooges in your mind while you're reading through this thread (FS saying "Why I oughtta" didn't hurt that either)

[CaptainBubba]

YA! no. :)

[AChimp]

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SHE SAID YES.

:love

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Way to go! Congrats. :)

[AChimp]

This thread must stop all SolidSnakeASS bashing and begin congratulating me. :O

[Les Waste]

I WOULD WAGER THAT SSA HAS A VERY TINY PENIS LIKE LESS THAN THREE INCHES

[Baalzamon]

Congrats chimp.

And for the record, if snake had been helping me push the car instead of sitting in the back acting drunk, it would have worked. It was still fun, and it did work once one more person got out and helped.

And jumping the fence was fun. Especially since I didnt screw it up and humiliate/hurt myself :)

[AChimp]

LOL. KrazyCanuk had to get his 500lb ass out first. :lol

[Royal Tenenbaum]

For the record, I was going to get out of the car but the two of you started pushing and Chimp was gunning it in reverse. Wasn't exactly a lot of time for me to get out.

"I WOULD WAGER THAT SSA HAS A VERY TINY PENIS LIKE LESS THAN THREE INCHES"

You'd lose.

[Baalzamon]

You sure about that snake, its pretty fuckign cold up here in canuk land :/

[Anonymous]

"I WOULD WAGER THAT SSA HAS A VERY TINY PENIS LIKE LESS THAN THREE INCHES"

You'd lose.
http://www.biomill.ch/en/produits/premium/images/a_medium_photo.jpg

[Protoclown]

Chimp, I'd congratulate you on the fact she said yes, but sooner or later it's going to dawn on you that she's obviously a robot impostor.

All the same, I wish you and your robot impostor the best.

[Les Waste]

"I WOULD WAGER THAT SSA HAS A VERY TINY PENIS LIKE LESS THAN THREE INCHES"

You'd lose.
http://users.etown.edu/s/selchewa/home/children.jpg

[The Unseen]

It seems that fucked up asian people are everywhere on this messageboard

[FS]

I must've missed a post in this thread. What did she say "yes" too?

[AChimp]

SHE IS GOING OUT WITH ME. :eek

[Protoclown]

ROBOT :(

[AChimp]

Warm robot. :)