Fuck you all

[Jesus]

This is positively the worst forum I have ever seen. Everyone on this site should die a horrible fucking death. Your eyeballs should be ripped out and stuffed up your asses. Then, you should have a javelin shoved down your pitiful throaghts. You people are the pimples on the ass of socitey. You serve no purpose whatsoever. Fuck you all. I hate you... :fu

[Esuohlim]

I think it's fantastic that you registered and posted to let us know. Every single one of us is going to change our ways because of it.

[Jesus]

I think it's fantastic that you registered and posted to let us know. Every single one of us is going to change our ways because of it.


I appreciate it, thanks :)

[davinxtk]

MOCK WARS FORUM :explode




:picklehat

[camacazio]

Does anyone else think that the :fu emoticon is the dumbest thing ever?

I do.

[Esuohlim]

So anyway stick around for a while Jesus, why not?

[Jesus]

Does anyone else think that the :fu emoticon is the dumbest thing ever?

I do.


No, fuckface. Everyone loves it except for you, shithead. :fu

[Jesus]

So anyway stick around for a while Jesus, why not?


No, I'm done. I was just doing a little venting.

[mew barios]

such delightful candor :o

[punkgrrrlie10]

hey megalomaniac

You're no jesus.

[AChimp]

And another character falls flat on its face. :(

[ScruU2wice]

It escapes me how there hasn't already been a character named Jesus on this board.

[Jixby Phillips]

somebody with a family guy avatar thinks we suck :eek

[FS]

:lol hey, Fartin.

[Spectre X]

This is positively the worst forum I have ever seen. Everyone on this site should die a horrible fucking death. Your eyeballs should be ripped out and stuffed up your asses. Then, you should have a javelin shoved down your pitiful throaghts. You people are the pimples on the ass of socitey. You serve no purpose whatsoever. Fuck you all. I hate you... :fu

Well, it appears that Jesus has become a bitter old man.

[Dole]

I knew Fartin had a messianic complex

[Wiffle Bat]

Be nice ;__;

[FartinMowler]

I knew Fartin had a messianic complex

I don't know what that means...I'm no Jesus. I don't believe in God or religion, so I wouldn't pick a name like that.

[Big McLargehuge]

You are kinda stupid.

[the_dudefather]

when i post a message in the future ill think "what would jesus do?"

[Father §p@z]

This is positively the worst forum I have ever seen. Everyone on this site should die a horrible fucking death. Your eyeballs should be ripped out and stuffed up your asses. Then, you should have a javelin shoved down your pitiful throaghts. You people are the pimples on the ass of socitey. You serve no purpose whatsoever. Fuck you all. I hate you... :fu
You are definentally not Jesus, you bastard. Go fuck yourself.

[ThisIsWitty]

Aren't you all glad I decided to post in this thread?

[MLE]

shut up.

[ArrowX]

It's no actually jesus its pronounce hey-zeus. Theres a guy in my chool with that name and thats how its spelled.

[Esuohlim]

Enlightening.

[ThisIsWitty]

Today on Jerry Springer we have Mexican women who aren't sure of who their child's father is.

Next up, we have Carla and her son Jesus Jr.

Jerry: Carla, would you like to see the results of the paternity test?

Carla: Si

Jerry: Oooh...I'm sorry Carla...Jesus is NOT the father of Jesus Jr.

[ArrowX]

Jerry: Actually Carla Jesus has something he'd like to share with you.

Carla: what would that be?

Jesus: I'm really your father.

[MLE]

CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY. BOTH OF YOU.

[ArrowX]

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG!

[MLE]

OH SNAP I GET IT IT'S BECAUSE I'M A GIRL OMG I'M HURT :< :< :<

[ItalianStereotype]

I think, Arrow, if I saw your obituary in a newspaper, I'd laminate it and stick it on my fridge.

[ArrowX]

lol people think im serious. I'm apparently a very likeable person. Exept you stupid neandrathal americans cant cram the slightest Idea through youre thick exxagerated browridge.

[MLE]

god, you're dumb.

[ItalianStereotype]

Arrow, when people say that they "like" you, do they also say :lol?

[ThisIsWitty]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[MLE]

why don't you?

[Esuohlim]

ARROWX BEFORE YOU TRY AND DEFEND YOURSELF HERE'S WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE:

http://img2.exs.cx/img2/6968/2004_0811ME0019.jpg

OK YOU CAN PROCEED

[ArrowX]

WTF does what I look like have anything to do with this

Firstly I didn't actually know I was responding to before MLE.

Faggots

Thisiswitty stop posting all you do is make me look good.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

god esu is that really NECESSARY

[MLE]

Firstly I didn't actually know I was responding to before MLE.

what?

[ThisIsWitty]

Thisiswitty stop posting all you do is make me look good.


Nothing can make you look good.


http://img2.exs.cx/img2/6968/2004_0811ME0019.jpg[/img]

[MLE]

:lol that's the first witty thing you've said on these boards.

[Dr. V]

STOP FIGHTING, YOU'RE RUINING MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!

[Evil Robot]

I found jesus when I was in county holding for suspected arson. He actually pronounces it "hesus".

[mubert]

somebody with a family guy avatar thinks we suck :eek

:|

[the_dudefather]

http://www.ephemeron.net/graphics/dontfuckwithjesus.gif

[mubert]

You know that if theres a black guy pointing a gun at you, whatever you did shouldnt have been that offensive for him to do it.

[ThisIsWitty]

God DAMNIT DIE.

[kellychaos]

http://www.marmalade.ca/archives/southpark.jpg

[mubert]

>:

[Jesus]

Fuck... with the possible exceptions of Esuohlim and MLE, you guys really all are stupid jackasses. Listen, I really had no intention of posting on this site ever again. But after I read some of the replies to this thread, I've come to the conclusion that This is Witty and ArrowX are the biggest douche-bag pussies I have ever encountered on the internet. Die you bastards, and make this site a nicer place to post!!!

[FS]

So are you Fartin or not? It was kind of suspicious that a Jesus popped up just hours after Fartin established in another thread that no one had registered that name yet.

I wouldn't normally try to expose characters but this one sucks, sorry.

[ThisIsWitty]

Fuck... with the possible exceptions of Esuohlim and MLE, you guys really all are stupid jackasses. Listen, I really had no intention of posting on this site ever again. But after I read some of the replies to this thread, I've come to the conclusion that This is Witty and ArrowX are the biggest douche-bag pussies I have ever encountered on the internet. Die you bastards, and make this site a nicer place to post!!!


You unoriginal whore don't make me crucify you. >:

[Seven Force]

shut up.

[Father §p@z]

After I read some of the replies to this thread, I've come to the conclusion that This is Witty and ArrowX are the biggest douche-bag pussies I have ever encountered on the internet. Die you bastards, and make this site a nicer place to post!!!

You and everyone else, corky.