Babies making babies

[CaptainBubba]

I have a confession. Sometimes I secretly fantasize about my girlfriend bein all pregnified with my babies and me taking care of her all cute like with the feeding and paranoid protection and whatnot. Itd be cute.

Sometimes I also get paranoid tha she might be like 2 weeks pregnant, so I push on her stomache really hard and it hurts her and makes here have to pee but i think ive killed at least two of the little fuckers.

[FartinMowler]

Peeing fetish :/

[Terra]

Sometimes I also get paranoid tha she might be like 2 weeks pregnant, so I push on her stomache really hard and it hurts her and makes here have to pee but i think ive killed at least two of the little fuckers.

You should not do that anymore. They aren't your kids and the real daddy will come and murder you.

[ArrowX]

Fartins fantasys are quite similar but they usually involve children who are already born

[CaptainBubba]

I done knocked her up!! x:x:x:x:x:x

OMFG!!

[Anonymous]

Your attitude and life is just like mine, only set 2 years in the past.

And then I think NO, YOU FOOL! whenever I see you post about something.

[Terra]

I done knocked her up!! x:x:x:x:x:x

OMFG!!

You've had false alarms like this before and yet you still didn't use birth control and she got pregnant??? Your going to be the first father on this planet whose baby will be born with more brain cells than he.

Duuuuuuude. Hope you enjoy the Lamaze classes.

[CaptainBubba]

Its ok ya'll! I made her drink antifreeze and the next day embryo matter and blood gushed out of her vagina!

Then we had sex!

:o

[ThisIsWitty]

The baby and you?

[adeptninja]

...yeah whatever your into man not sure why you told everyone but yea.....

[Esuohlim]

Guys if I suddenly stop posting here for possibly months at a time, it's because I was lucky enough to find someone like CaptainBubba did. And Noob3. :(

Or I might be dead. :(

[EisigerBiskuit]

stop talking to us and run for her man!
GO TO HER!

[executioneer]

shorties watchin shorties :x